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Tri High
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Have you wanted to be a Ninja?
#14177319 - 03/24/11 05:26 PM (12 years, 10 months ago) |
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Grapefruit
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Re: Have you wanted to be a Ninja? [Re: Tri High]
#14177367 - 03/24/11 05:32 PM (12 years, 10 months ago) |
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Who doesn't wish they lived back in the questing days? I think I woulda been a viking though.
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Re: Have you wanted to be a Ninja? [Re: Grapefruit]
#14177383 - 03/24/11 05:34 PM (12 years, 10 months ago) |
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whad those plastic bottles do to you?
ps : nice handle on your weapon
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Re: Have you wanted to be a Ninja? [Re: Grapefruit]
#14177388 - 03/24/11 05:35 PM (12 years, 10 months ago) |
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I can't help but wonder if he dresses like that at night as he raids the neighborhood recycle bins for bottles to kill.
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Tri High
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Re: Have you wanted to be a Ninja? [Re: argg]
#14177398 - 03/24/11 05:37 PM (12 years, 10 months ago) |
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Yes. I do.
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Re: Have you wanted to be a Ninja? [Re: Tri High]
#14177800 - 03/24/11 06:52 PM (12 years, 10 months ago) |
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I dream about being a ninja all fuckign day. That song was my jam.
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Re: Have you wanted to be a Ninja? [Re: thoughts]
#14178008 - 03/24/11 07:24 PM (12 years, 10 months ago) |
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i was a ninja for halloween once
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Samuel L Jackson
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Re: Have you wanted to be a Ninja? [Re: tito123]
#14178089 - 03/24/11 07:38 PM (12 years, 10 months ago) |
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the video started off cool and then i realized just how terrible this guy was with a sword.
also, he treats his weapon like shit. i bet its dull as hell from those horrible strikes, him stabbing into what appears to be a giant marble surface, and slashing straight down onto the same surface.
but yes, i have at one time wished i could be a ninja or samurai. back when i was like 10-13 my friends and i used to go to this kung-fu studio and buy bokkens and staves and nunchuks and fight each other with them all the time.
that shit was awesome, if it wouldnt make me look like a total idiot to be a grown man and fight my friends with swords i would still do it.
someday i wanna get a fucking nice ass katana to hang on my wall. a legit one made with folded steel and polished/sharpened by hand. theyre like $1000-$2000 at least though.
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Re: Have you wanted to be a Ninja? [Re: Tri High]
#14178727 - 03/24/11 09:24 PM (12 years, 10 months ago) |
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I def have latent ninja attributes lol. Amongst growing up on a farm and practicing being very sneaky, also forging my own weapons in highschool, from daggers/swords to throwing stars.
also 3+ years of martial arts, and much spiritual practice.
Also, climbing trees is
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Re: Have you wanted to be a Ninja? [Re: Psy Baba]
#14178780 - 03/24/11 09:33 PM (12 years, 10 months ago) |
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I love how he spins the sword before he puts it back in the sheath.... they do that to get the blood off the sword. I love my folded steal katana!
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Tri High
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Tl:dr
He's got a cool lookin' ninja suit though.
Like a boyscout - be prepared.
the track was bangin', too
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Re: Have you wanted to be a Ninja? [Re: Tri High]
#14179040 - 03/24/11 10:15 PM (12 years, 10 months ago) |
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my dad hunts deer w/ a bow & arrow.. i guess that makes me part ninja huh!
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Re: Have you wanted to be a Ninja? [Re: Tri High]
#14179046 - 03/24/11 10:16 PM (12 years, 10 months ago) |
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his bow skills are weak Look at that shitty form
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Re: Have you wanted to be a Ninja? [Re: Enthrall]
#14179935 - 03/25/11 01:26 AM (12 years, 10 months ago) |
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LMFAO! 
Quote:
what the fuck..... he must be joking...he cant be serious?! I wonder if he watches this video and says : fuck... I'm sooo cool" lol
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Acidic_Sloth
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Re: Have you wanted to be a Ninja? [Re: Tri High]
#14179981 - 03/25/11 01:40 AM (12 years, 10 months ago) |
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you have seen my deepest, most secret desire.
how did you know?
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Rectangle 3D
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Re: Have you wanted to be a Ninja? [Re: Acidic_Sloth]
#14179987 - 03/25/11 01:43 AM (12 years, 10 months ago) |
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Tri High, yous a fool dog, lol yea I been a ninja, thought you KNEW lol
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Re: Have you wanted to be a Ninja? [Re: Acidic_Sloth]
#14180004 - 03/25/11 01:47 AM (12 years, 10 months ago) |
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Reminds me of a kid playing with a stick in the woods with a silly costume on. The good ol days
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Re: Have you wanted to be a Ninja? [Re: dr0409]
#14180010 - 03/25/11 01:51 AM (12 years, 10 months ago) |
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ninjas are sick because they could flip and throw ninja stars, plus they had Shinobi my main sega dude lol
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Re: Have you wanted to be a Ninja? [Re: Tri High]
#14180011 - 03/25/11 01:51 AM (12 years, 10 months ago) |
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I bet he's just too weak to fully draw that compound bow.
The Cobra Commander must be putting that guy on the top of his hit list...
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Re: Have you wanted to be a Ninja? [Re: DrMambo]
#14180040 - 03/25/11 02:01 AM (12 years, 10 months ago) |
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you guys think i'm joking but i am totally serious.
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Re: Have you wanted to be a Ninja? [Re: Acidic_Sloth]
#14180055 - 03/25/11 02:06 AM (12 years, 10 months ago) |
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Acidic_Sloth
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Re: Have you wanted to be a Ninja? [Re: Shins]
#14180058 - 03/25/11 02:07 AM (12 years, 10 months ago) |
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your last throw was the best.
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orison
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Re: Have you wanted to be a Ninja? [Re: Acidic_Sloth]
#14180065 - 03/25/11 02:12 AM (12 years, 10 months ago) |
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unfortunately ninjas are not immune to Multiple sclerosis, fibromyalgia ..
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DrMambo
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Re: Have you wanted to be a Ninja? [Re: orison]
#14180081 - 03/25/11 02:16 AM (12 years, 10 months ago) |
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Ya'll should see my slingshot skillz.
I'd leave all kinds of welts on an assailant, maybe take out an eye or chip a tooth even....
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Shins
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Re: Have you wanted to be a Ninja? [Re: Acidic_Sloth]
#14180098 - 03/25/11 02:23 AM (12 years, 10 months ago) |
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Quote:
Acidic_Sloth said: your last throw was the best.
Yeah, i under rotated / over compensated for the distance.
This is ninja archery...
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DrMambo
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Re: Have you wanted to be a Ninja? [Re: Shins]
#14180113 - 03/25/11 02:26 AM (12 years, 10 months ago) |
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is that Epona?
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Re: Have you wanted to be a Ninja? [Re: DrMambo]
#14180123 - 03/25/11 02:29 AM (12 years, 10 months ago) |
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that was my first thought too. makes me want to play OoT again; i kicked ass with my bow while riding Epona.
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Re: Have you wanted to be a Ninja? [Re: Acidic_Sloth]
#14180133 - 03/25/11 02:32 AM (12 years, 10 months ago) |
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So did I.
But I still haven't finished the fucking Water Temple
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Re: Have you wanted to be a Ninja? [Re: DrMambo]
#14180138 - 03/25/11 02:34 AM (12 years, 10 months ago) |
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i always get stuck there, no matter how many times i play it.
damn cube mazes.
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Tri High
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Re: Have you wanted to be a Ninja? [Re: Acidic_Sloth]
#14181218 - 03/25/11 10:12 AM (12 years, 10 months ago) |
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Link is more like the dread pirate roberts than a ninja.
If you want to be a pirate make your own thread.
This topic is for legitimate ninja discussions. Not link or equestrians.
Thanks.
That dude throwing the knife - it was totally spinning. "No Spin" my ass.
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Re: Have you wanted to be a Ninja? [Re: Tri High]
#14181299 - 03/25/11 10:31 AM (12 years, 10 months ago) |
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thats it. the next thing i buy, will be a katana.
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Tri High
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you'll shoot your eye out
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Samuel L Jackson
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Quote:
JesusGoneRogue said: thats it. the next thing i buy, will be a katana.
dont get a shitty display katana, because if someone asks to look at it and takes it out of the sheath only to see that its a wobbly piece of stamped steel they wont be impressed.
one of my friends has a set of 3 katanas that i hadnt noticed until some time last summer, so i got all excited and went to look at em. i took one out of the sheath and saw how cheap it was and was like .... meh... not as cool as i was hoping for.
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JesusGoneRogue


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i dont plan to. i'd love to get a genuine one from japan, but that will be awhile. for now i'll settle for a decent, strong, full tang blade that i can fuck around with.
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