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OfflineTri High
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Have you wanted to be a Ninja?
    #14177319 - 03/24/11 05:26 PM (12 years, 10 months ago)

Take notes.



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Re: Have you wanted to be a Ninja? [Re: Tri High]
    #14177367 - 03/24/11 05:32 PM (12 years, 10 months ago)

Who doesn't wish they lived back in the questing days? I think I woulda been a viking though.


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Re: Have you wanted to be a Ninja? [Re: Grapefruit]
    #14177383 - 03/24/11 05:34 PM (12 years, 10 months ago)

whad those plastic bottles do to you?

ps : nice handle on your weapon :stalin:


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Re: Have you wanted to be a Ninja? [Re: Grapefruit]
    #14177388 - 03/24/11 05:35 PM (12 years, 10 months ago)

I can't help but wonder if he dresses like that at night as he raids the neighborhood recycle bins for bottles to kill.


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Re: Have you wanted to be a Ninja? [Re: argg]
    #14177398 - 03/24/11 05:37 PM (12 years, 10 months ago)

Yes.
I do.


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Re: Have you wanted to be a Ninja? [Re: Tri High]
    #14177800 - 03/24/11 06:52 PM (12 years, 10 months ago)

I dream about being a ninja all fuckign day.
That song was my jam.:bananadance:


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Re: Have you wanted to be a Ninja? [Re: thoughts]
    #14178008 - 03/24/11 07:24 PM (12 years, 10 months ago)

i was a ninja for halloween once


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Re: Have you wanted to be a Ninja? [Re: tito123]
    #14178089 - 03/24/11 07:38 PM (12 years, 10 months ago)

the video started off cool and then i realized just how terrible this guy was with a sword.

also, he treats his weapon like shit. i bet its dull as hell from those horrible strikes, him stabbing into what appears to be a giant marble surface, and slashing straight down onto the same surface.

but yes, i have at one time wished i could be a ninja or samurai. back when i was like 10-13 my friends and i used to go to this kung-fu studio and buy bokkens and staves and nunchuks and fight each other with them all the time.

that shit was awesome, if it wouldnt make me look like a total idiot to be a grown man and fight my friends with swords i would still do it.

someday i wanna get a fucking nice ass katana to hang on my wall. a legit one made with folded steel and polished/sharpened by hand. theyre like $1000-$2000 at least though.


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Re: Have you wanted to be a Ninja? [Re: Tri High]
    #14178727 - 03/24/11 09:24 PM (12 years, 10 months ago)

I def have latent ninja attributes lol.  Amongst growing up on a farm and practicing being very sneaky, also forging my  own weapons in highschool, from daggers/swords to throwing stars.

also 3+ years of martial arts, and much spiritual practice.

Also, climbing trees is :awesome:


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Re: Have you wanted to be a Ninja? [Re: Psy Baba]
    #14178780 - 03/24/11 09:33 PM (12 years, 10 months ago)

I love how he spins the sword before he puts it back in the sheath.... they do that to get the blood off the sword. I love my folded steal katana!


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Re: Have you wanted to be a Ninja? [Re: Samuel L Jackson]
    #14179001 - 03/24/11 10:10 PM (12 years, 10 months ago)

Tl:dr

He's got a cool lookin' ninja suit though.

Like a boyscout - be prepared. 

the track was bangin', too


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Re: Have you wanted to be a Ninja? [Re: Tri High]
    #14179040 - 03/24/11 10:15 PM (12 years, 10 months ago)

my dad hunts deer w/ a bow & arrow.. i guess that makes me part ninja huh! :awesome:


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Re: Have you wanted to be a Ninja? [Re: Tri High]
    #14179046 - 03/24/11 10:16 PM (12 years, 10 months ago)

his bow skills are weak:facepalm: Look at that shitty form:crankey:


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Re: Have you wanted to be a Ninja? [Re: Enthrall]
    #14179935 - 03/25/11 01:26 AM (12 years, 10 months ago)

LMFAO! :rofl2:

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what the fuck..... he must be joking...he cant be serious?! I wonder if he watches this video and says : fuck... I'm sooo cool" lol





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Re: Have you wanted to be a Ninja? [Re: Tri High]
    #14179981 - 03/25/11 01:40 AM (12 years, 10 months ago)

you have seen my deepest, most secret desire.


how did you know?


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Re: Have you wanted to be a Ninja? [Re: Acidic_Sloth]
    #14179987 - 03/25/11 01:43 AM (12 years, 10 months ago)

Tri High, yous a fool dog, lol yea I been a ninja, thought you KNEW lol


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Re: Have you wanted to be a Ninja? [Re: Acidic_Sloth]
    #14180004 - 03/25/11 01:47 AM (12 years, 10 months ago)

Reminds me of a kid playing with a stick in the woods with a silly costume on.  The good ol days


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Re: Have you wanted to be a Ninja? [Re: dr0409]
    #14180010 - 03/25/11 01:51 AM (12 years, 10 months ago)

ninjas are sick because they could flip and throw ninja stars, plus they had Shinobi my main sega dude lol


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Re: Have you wanted to be a Ninja? [Re: Tri High]
    #14180011 - 03/25/11 01:51 AM (12 years, 10 months ago)

I bet he's just too weak to fully draw that compound bow.

The Cobra Commander must be putting that guy on the top of his hit list...


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Re: Have you wanted to be a Ninja? [Re: DrMambo]
    #14180040 - 03/25/11 02:01 AM (12 years, 10 months ago)

you guys think i'm joking but i am totally serious.


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Re: Have you wanted to be a Ninja? [Re: Acidic_Sloth]
    #14180055 - 03/25/11 02:06 AM (12 years, 10 months ago)

This is me



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Re: Have you wanted to be a Ninja? [Re: Shins]
    #14180058 - 03/25/11 02:07 AM (12 years, 10 months ago)

your last throw was the best.


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Re: Have you wanted to be a Ninja? [Re: Acidic_Sloth]
    #14180065 - 03/25/11 02:12 AM (12 years, 10 months ago)

unfortunately ninjas are not immune to Multiple sclerosis, fibromyalgia .. :shrug:


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Re: Have you wanted to be a Ninja? [Re: orison]
    #14180081 - 03/25/11 02:16 AM (12 years, 10 months ago)

Ya'll should see my slingshot skillz.

I'd leave all kinds of welts on an assailant, maybe take out an eye or chip a tooth even....
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Re: Have you wanted to be a Ninja? [Re: Acidic_Sloth]
    #14180098 - 03/25/11 02:23 AM (12 years, 10 months ago)

Quote:

Acidic_Sloth said:
your last throw was the best.




Yeah, i under rotated / over compensated for the distance.

This is ninja archery...





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Re: Have you wanted to be a Ninja? [Re: Shins]
    #14180113 - 03/25/11 02:26 AM (12 years, 10 months ago)

is that Epona?


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Re: Have you wanted to be a Ninja? [Re: DrMambo]
    #14180123 - 03/25/11 02:29 AM (12 years, 10 months ago)

that was my first thought too. makes me want to play OoT again; i kicked ass with my bow while riding Epona.


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Re: Have you wanted to be a Ninja? [Re: Acidic_Sloth]
    #14180133 - 03/25/11 02:32 AM (12 years, 10 months ago)

So did I.

But I still haven't finished the fucking Water Temple
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Re: Have you wanted to be a Ninja? [Re: DrMambo]
    #14180138 - 03/25/11 02:34 AM (12 years, 10 months ago)

i always get stuck there, no matter how many times i play it.


damn cube mazes.


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Re: Have you wanted to be a Ninja? [Re: Acidic_Sloth]
    #14181218 - 03/25/11 10:12 AM (12 years, 10 months ago)

Link is more like the dread pirate roberts than a ninja.

If you want to be a pirate make your own thread.

This topic is for legitimate ninja discussions.  Not link or equestrians.

Thanks.


That dude throwing the knife - it was totally spinning.  "No Spin" my ass.


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Re: Have you wanted to be a Ninja? [Re: Tri High]
    #14181299 - 03/25/11 10:31 AM (12 years, 10 months ago)

thats it. the next thing i buy, will be a katana.


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Re: Have you wanted to be a Ninja? [Re: JesusGoneRogue]
    #14181335 - 03/25/11 10:37 AM (12 years, 10 months ago)

you'll shoot your eye out

:greys:


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Re: Have you wanted to be a Ninja? [Re: JesusGoneRogue]
    #14181348 - 03/25/11 10:40 AM (12 years, 10 months ago)

Quote:

JesusGoneRogue said:
thats it. the next thing i buy, will be a katana.





dont get a shitty display katana, because if someone asks to look at it and takes it out of the sheath only to see that its a wobbly piece of stamped steel they wont be impressed.

one of my friends has a set of 3 katanas that i hadnt noticed until some time last summer, so i got all excited and went to look at em. i took one out of the sheath and saw how cheap it was and was like .... meh... not as cool as i was hoping for.


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Re: Have you wanted to be a Ninja? [Re: Samuel L Jackson]
    #14181361 - 03/25/11 10:44 AM (12 years, 10 months ago)

i dont plan to. i'd love to get a genuine one from japan, but that will be awhile. for now i'll settle for a decent, strong, full tang blade that i can fuck around with.


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