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Would you be this calm if a 14'+ shark swam next to your kayak? * 1
    #14174721 - 03/24/11 09:05 AM (12 years, 11 months ago)


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Re: Would you be this calm if a 14'+ shark swam next to your kayak? [Re: abltsandwich]
    #14174727 - 03/24/11 09:07 AM (12 years, 11 months ago)

Jesus Tapping Dancing Christ. I am terrified of sharks. I would be shitting absolute bricks. There's really nothing he could have done. I imagine just sitting there was absolutely the best thing to have done.


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Re: Would you be this calm if a 14'+ shark swam next to your kayak? [Re: abltsandwich]
    #14174747 - 03/24/11 09:13 AM (12 years, 11 months ago)

I wouldn't be calm due to the fact that little girls would be screaming at me saying "RIGHT THERE LOOK DOWN!" like I couldn't see a 14 foot black shark in clear water. :crankynoweed:


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Re: Would you be this calm if a 14'+ shark swam next to your kayak? [Re: abltsandwich]
    #14174751 - 03/24/11 09:15 AM (12 years, 11 months ago)

If you knew what a basking shark was, you would be calm too. The only danger it possibly poses is simply in being a big animal.

"The basking shark is a slow moving and generally harmless filter feeder."



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Re: Would you be this calm if a 14'+ shark swam next to your kayak? [Re: Equipto]
    #14174755 - 03/24/11 09:15 AM (12 years, 11 months ago)

well i think he says "where?"


and i  thought he had been seen it

the girls have a better vantage point

i think the sun bouncin off the water might make seeing from the kyak a lil difficult

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Re: Would you be this calm if a 14'+ shark swam next to your kayak? [Re: Apostle]
    #14174763 - 03/24/11 09:17 AM (12 years, 11 months ago)

True, but little kids screaming in general just stresses me out in any situation.


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Re: Would you be this calm if a 14'+ shark swam next to your kayak? [Re: Equipto]
    #14174764 - 03/24/11 09:17 AM (12 years, 11 months ago)

yea i dont like kids

most

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Re: Would you be this calm if a 14'+ shark swam next to your kayak? [Re: shivas.wisdom]
    #14174765 - 03/24/11 09:17 AM (12 years, 11 months ago)

So you're saying you'd hang out with a basking shark?


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Re: Would you be this calm if a 14'+ shark swam next to your kayak? [Re: robbyberto]
    #14174766 - 03/24/11 09:18 AM (12 years, 11 months ago)

yes but i would prolly still be nervous


i know u werent askin me

but im a g

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Re: Would you be this calm if a 14'+ shark swam next to your kayak? [Re: Apostle]
    #14174776 - 03/24/11 09:21 AM (12 years, 11 months ago)

quote from the uploader

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yes he was eaten part 2 is coming....j/k  no it's a docile basking shark, they eat plankton. The kayaker did jump in the water and swim with the shark though but as soon as Josh grabbed it's tail the shark swam away from him





no one was freaking out in the video either :shrug:


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Re: Would you be this calm if a 14'+ shark swam next to your kayak? [Re: robbyberto]
    #14174785 - 03/24/11 09:25 AM (12 years, 11 months ago)

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So you're saying you'd hang out with a basking shark?



This is me:


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Re: Would you be this calm if a 14'+ shark swam next to your kayak? [Re: shivas.wisdom]
    #14174799 - 03/24/11 09:32 AM (12 years, 11 months ago)

Sharks invented sex by intimate copulation! That statement is more true than you think.

http://news.discovery.com/animals/copulation-fish-sex-fossil.html


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Re: Would you be this calm if a 14'+ shark swam next to your kayak? [Re: shivas.wisdom]
    #14174813 - 03/24/11 09:36 AM (12 years, 11 months ago)

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shivas.wisdom said:
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robbyberto said:
So you're saying you'd hang out with a basking shark?



This is me:




dude what are those called!? as soon as i saw it i got instant nostalgia.


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Re: Would you be this calm if a 14'+ shark swam next to your kayak? [Re: Olympus Mons]
    #14174817 - 03/24/11 09:37 AM (12 years, 11 months ago)

Street Sharks.

That mofo is Ripster, the leader of the crew.


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Re: Would you be this calm if a 14'+ shark swam next to your kayak? [Re: shivas.wisdom]
    #14174830 - 03/24/11 09:39 AM (12 years, 11 months ago)

hahahahah holy shit thank you. i completely forgot about them! i used to have the action figures and i think there was a show.


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Re: Would you be this calm if a 14'+ shark swam next to your kayak? [Re: shivas.wisdom]
    #14174832 - 03/24/11 09:40 AM (12 years, 11 months ago)

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If you knew what a basking shark was, you would be calm too. The only danger it possibly poses is simply in being a big animal.




This happened off the coast of Florida and basking sharks aren't common in those particular waters.  Apparently that one shark was lost, from what I've read.

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Re: Would you be this calm if a 14'+ shark swam next to your kayak? [Re: shivas.wisdom]
    #14174839 - 03/24/11 09:41 AM (12 years, 11 months ago)

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Street Sharks.

That mofo is Ripster, the leader of the crew.




OG :bow2:


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Re: Would you be this calm if a 14'+ shark swam next to your kayak? [Re: Olympus Mons]
    #14174853 - 03/24/11 09:44 AM (12 years, 11 months ago)

remember biker mice from mars?


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Re: Would you be this calm if a 14'+ shark swam next to your kayak? [Re: Olympus Mons]
    #14174858 - 03/24/11 09:46 AM (12 years, 11 months ago)

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shivas.wisdom said:
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So you're saying you'd hang out with a basking shark?



This is me:




dude what are those called!? as soon as i saw it i got instant nostalgia.




I thought it was from the sharkbite fruit snack box/packaging.



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Re: Would you be this calm if a 14'+ shark swam next to your kayak? [Re: dwtk]
    #14174864 - 03/24/11 09:47 AM (12 years, 11 months ago)

Yea, it was a show first. The toys were badass though, they have punching and biting action! I still have Ripster around, he was in a tornado with me and I found him in the rubble after, missing only one arm (the one without punching action so who cares).

STREET SHARKS!


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