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Re: When you die [Re: virus1824]
    #14174622 - 03/24/11 08:36 AM (12 years, 11 months ago)

Even when we die we're trying to make the Universe revolve around us.

Cut my body into little bits and feed it to a lion, I don't care, I'M FUCKING DEAD!


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Young male going by the name "Bassfreak" entered Worcester General complaining of a sharp pain in his buttock region after attending EDM event. Attending physician considered a possible diagnosis of acute rave anus, but upon further investigation it was determined there was nothing cute about patient's anus.

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Re: When you die [Re: pfxtc]
    #14174655 - 03/24/11 08:47 AM (12 years, 11 months ago)

i wanna be creamated and chopped up into lines and have my family take lines of me off a strippers ass. :awetongue: im just kidding, just throw me in the ground somewhere and put a stake up so you know where i am :laugh:


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Re: When you die [Re: pfxtc]
    #14174656 - 03/24/11 08:48 AM (12 years, 11 months ago)

i want my ashes to be ground into fine powder so one hundred chinchillas can roll in them during my funeral ceremony.


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Re: When you die [Re: millzy]
    #14175257 - 03/24/11 11:27 AM (12 years, 11 months ago)

i wanna be ground up and placed into a pill and shoved up a big fat black woman's ass


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koods said:
Young male going by the name "Bassfreak" entered Worcester General complaining of a sharp pain in his buttock region after attending EDM event. Attending physician considered a possible diagnosis of acute rave anus, but upon further investigation it was determined there was nothing cute about patient's anus.

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Re: When you die [Re: pfxtc]
    #14175266 - 03/24/11 11:29 AM (12 years, 11 months ago)

:awetongue:


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Re: When you die [Re: alcoholocaust]
    #14175268 - 03/24/11 11:30 AM (12 years, 11 months ago)

your going to die and come back as an anal bead. Whos anal bead? Mine....


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Re: When you die [Re: alcoholocaust]
    #14175277 - 03/24/11 11:32 AM (12 years, 11 months ago)

i hope so


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koods said:
Young male going by the name "Bassfreak" entered Worcester General complaining of a sharp pain in his buttock region after attending EDM event. Attending physician considered a possible diagnosis of acute rave anus, but upon further investigation it was determined there was nothing cute about patient's anus.

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Re: When you die [Re: pfxtc]
    #14175796 - 03/24/11 01:20 PM (12 years, 11 months ago)

Id rather come back as an eagle


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