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Re: this guy is offering me 80 bucks to blow me [Re: thoughts]
#14172227 - 03/23/11 07:41 PM (12 years, 11 months ago) |
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I think he did it and is afraid to come back.
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Re: this guy is offering me 80 bucks to blow me [Re: 4runner]
#14172235 - 03/23/11 07:43 PM (12 years, 11 months ago) |
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Its just a BJ and honestly its money that you dont have.
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Re: this guy is offering me 80 bucks to blow me [Re: Funguspants]
#14172300 - 03/23/11 07:55 PM (12 years, 11 months ago) |
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god damn, yeah w/e
it's gay though. gayer than gay
another thing, if i was getting a bj from some guy, and i wasn't guy, that means i wouldn't enjoy it. that means he'd have to suck my cock for an hour before i came, i mean i've had trouble cumming just jerking off for 25 minutes if an arousing that can't enter my head in just the right way
if you can cum in less than 5 minutes with a guy sucking you off, then you are enjoying it, therefore = you are gay
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Re: this guy is offering me 80 bucks to blow me [Re: propensity]
#14172335 - 03/23/11 08:01 PM (12 years, 11 months ago) |
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Quote:
propensity said: You have a chance to have a police officer sucking your dick
Hmmmm
Easy answer here
i didnt even think about that
DO EET
and hes paying
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Re: this guy is offering me 80 bucks to blow me [Re: Funguspants]
#14172345 - 03/23/11 08:04 PM (12 years, 11 months ago) |
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thats pretty low.. lol.. i would find another way to get money if i didnt have it.. ahemm i mean thats pretty homo.. maybe you guys should just come outta the closet? id collect cans or panhandle before i did that.. and if you already have money.. its just getting gay oral pleasure for money.. still gay.. not that theres anything "wrong" with being gay these days.. although its not meant to be i guess its still legal or at least accepted somewhat.. but its truly incorrect IMO.. dick is made for vagina.. and vice versa..
edit.. that was brutal to the gays.. didnt want a gay to get mad at me..
Edited by wow (03/23/11 08:21 PM)
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Re: this guy is offering me 80 bucks to blow me [Re: wow]
#14172617 - 03/23/11 09:03 PM (12 years, 11 months ago) |
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Everyone is so caught up in GAY and STRAIGHT
Who gives a fuck, its about time that gay gay word phased out
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Re: this guy is offering me 80 bucks to blow me [Re: twighead]
#14172659 - 03/23/11 09:13 PM (12 years, 11 months ago) |
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Quote:
twighead said:
Everyone is so caught up in GAY and STRAIGHT
Who gives a fuck, its about time that gay gay word phased out 
One certainly doesn't have to be gay to have gay prostitution with some filthy cop. Doesn't make it any less gay
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Re: this guy is offering me 80 bucks to blow me [Re: twighead]
#14172684 - 03/23/11 09:18 PM (12 years, 11 months ago) |
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twighead said:
Everyone is so caught up in GAY and STRAIGHT
Who gives a fuck, its about time that gay gay word phased out 
How else do you want us to phrase it then? Okay, fine. Having another man give you a frigging blow job is seriously HOMOSEXUAL. How's that?
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Re: this guy is offering me 80 bucks to blow me [Re: Niffla]
#14172742 - 03/23/11 09:31 PM (12 years, 11 months ago) |
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Niffla said:
Quote:
twighead said:
Everyone is so caught up in GAY and STRAIGHT
Who gives a fuck, its about time that gay gay word phased out 
How else do you want us to phrase it then? Okay, fine. Having another man give you a frigging blow job is seriously HOMOSEXUAL. How's that?
I don't care what you really call it but the way people talk about it - you'd think there would be a death penalty for liking dudes or something 
But I more meant the use of gay as a synonym for lame, uncool, ect.... I'm not gay but I am pretty tired of it People shouldn't take it really literally or seriously but I do still kinda feel bad for gay dudes who have to hear it all the time
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Re: this guy is offering me 80 bucks to blow me [Re: twighead]
#14172761 - 03/23/11 09:34 PM (12 years, 11 months ago) |
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twighead said:
Quote:
Niffla said:
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twighead said:
Everyone is so caught up in GAY and STRAIGHT
Who gives a fuck, its about time that gay gay word phased out 
How else do you want us to phrase it then? Okay, fine. Having another man give you a frigging blow job is seriously HOMOSEXUAL. How's that?
I don't care what you really call it but the way people talk about it - you'd think there would be a death penalty for liking dudes or something 
But I more meant the use of gay as a synonym for lame, uncool, ect.... I'm not gay but I am pretty tired of it People shouldn't take it really literally or seriously but I do still kinda feel bad for gay dudes who have to hear it all the time 
Protip: Care less about what people say or how they say it. 
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Re: this guy is offering me 80 bucks to blow me [Re: The_Ghost]
#14173370 - 03/23/11 11:23 PM (12 years, 11 months ago) |
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I didn't say there was anything wrong with it. I have zero issue with homosexuals -- nothing against them at all. They have every right to live their lives the way they want to.
To each their own.
But in regards to this thread, yeah, when you let another person of the same sex perform a sexual act on you then you're either homosexual or bi. Just sayin'.
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Re: this guy is offering me 80 bucks to blow me [Re: Niffla]
#14173437 - 03/23/11 11:40 PM (12 years, 11 months ago) |
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Yeah, I don't care what people want to do, and such, but I'd be pretty uncomfortable, as a guy who isn't sexually attracted to guys, having a dude sucking my dick for pay would really

except for a price
but that price is more in the 2,500 region
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Re: this guy is offering me 80 bucks to blow me [Re: DrMambo]
#14173447 - 03/23/11 11:42 PM (12 years, 11 months ago) |
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oh yeah, and
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Re: this guy is offering me 80 bucks to blow me [Re: DrMambo]
#14173475 - 03/23/11 11:48 PM (12 years, 11 months ago) |
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this happened to me once. guy was gonna give me 80 dollars worth of weed to blow me. i said no, and i was completely broke at the time. it was a totally unreal experience, one of thos things they don't warn you about in school.
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Re: this guy is offering me 80 bucks to blow me [Re: sleepy]
#14173500 - 03/23/11 11:53 PM (12 years, 11 months ago) |
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some dude on craigslist offered to take me to a baseball game and buy me a meal, then blow me if I felt comfortable about it
I would've been very uncomfortable the whole time
I just told him no thanks
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Re: this guy is offering me 80 bucks to blow me [Re: DrMambo]
#14173539 - 03/24/11 12:02 AM (12 years, 11 months ago) |
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How about this one. It's not quite "I'll blow you for $80", but still weird as fuck.
A friend of mine from high school went off to college and was kicking it with these seemingly chill dudes. They're drunk and high. Just kicking it. And then they (dudes who he pretty much just met mind you)pop in some porn and allegedly EVERY SINGLE PERSON in the room (like 5 others?)start beating off. Yeah. A fucking whack off party.
Needless to say my friend didn't participate and bailed out of there ASAP.
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Re: this guy is offering me 80 bucks to blow me [Re: Niffla]
#14173554 - 03/24/11 12:05 AM (12 years, 11 months ago) |
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WTF, people do that?
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Re: this guy is offering me 80 bucks to blow me [Re: Niffla]
#14173561 - 03/24/11 12:06 AM (12 years, 11 months ago) |
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yeah, I'd feel weird about that
I'm friends with one grimy dude who'll always be like, "I'm gonna go whack it!"
Then come out of the bathroom ten minutes later like, "Damn, I aimed for the toilet but it got stuck on my hand. Had to spider-man that shit!"
Which is just fine with me, considering he's not 'bating in my field of vision.
He did remove my shoe and bite my foot once while I was sleeping off some booze, and I had to be like, "no, go away"
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Re: this guy is offering me 80 bucks to blow me [Re: DrMambo]
#14173574 - 03/24/11 12:10 AM (12 years, 11 months ago) |
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DrMambo said:He did remove my shoe and bite my foot once while I was sleeping off some booze, and I had to be like, "no, go away"

WTF did he do that for?!
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Re: this guy is offering me 80 bucks to blow me [Re: Niffla]
#14173587 - 03/24/11 12:13 AM (12 years, 11 months ago) |
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1. He's grimy as fuck. 2. His sexuality is pretty open. He's come onto my one male friend a few times, and he's pretty blatant about the fact that he'll fuck just about anyone/anyway
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