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OfflineBelac
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So just bare with me...
    #14172484 - 03/23/11 08:38 PM (12 years, 10 months ago)

Would plugging cannabutter produce any effects? :strokebeard2:


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Re: So just bare with me... [Re: Belac]
    #14172492 - 03/23/11 08:41 PM (12 years, 10 months ago)

I would think so.
I'd just eat it.


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Re: So just bare with me... [Re: thoughts] * 1
    #14172517 - 03/23/11 08:45 PM (12 years, 10 months ago)

ummmm, good question

i dont think so.

butter is a fat and your rectum mostly reabsorbs water and water soluble nutrients from the contents of your intestinal tract to make the leftover stuff a solid object which you can shit out. (unless you have diarrhea)

im pretty sure the absorption of fat (and fat soluble compounds) occurs entirely in the small intestine.


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Re: So just bare with me... [Re: Samuel L Jackson]
    #14172541 - 03/23/11 08:50 PM (12 years, 10 months ago)

I totally wasn't going to put a stick of butter in my ass or anything...


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Re: So just bare with me... [Re: Belac] * 1
    #14172560 - 03/23/11 08:54 PM (12 years, 10 months ago)

:murray:


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Re: So just bare with me... [Re: Samuel L Jackson]
    #14172565 - 03/23/11 08:55 PM (12 years, 10 months ago)

totally because that would be a bad idea.......















hmm excuse me i have a  erm.. "science experiment" to take care of :trippnballs:


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Re: So just bare with me... [Re: Belac]
    #14172568 - 03/23/11 08:55 PM (12 years, 10 months ago)

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I totally wasn't going to put a stick of butter in my ass or anything...




well if you do, i would like a video. :smirk:


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Re: So just bare with me... [Re: Samuel L Jackson]
    #14172576 - 03/23/11 08:56 PM (12 years, 10 months ago)

Be one heck of a crazy lube for the ladies....
Hemp smashing.


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Re: So just bare with me... [Re: 4runner]
    #14172586 - 03/23/11 08:57 PM (12 years, 10 months ago)

what the f....


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Re: So just bare with me... [Re: 4runner]
    #14172595 - 03/23/11 08:59 PM (12 years, 10 months ago)

I can't seem to find butter porn anywhere, what the fuck!


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Re: So just bare with me... [Re: Belac]
    #14172597 - 03/23/11 09:00 PM (12 years, 10 months ago)

is it really worth sticking butter in your ass?


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Re: So just bare with me... [Re: Belac]
    #14172749 - 03/23/11 09:32 PM (12 years, 10 months ago)

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I can't seem to find butter porn anywhere, what the fuck!




There has to be?
rule 34 must be enforced!!!!


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Re: So just bare with me... [Re: 4runner]
    #14172767 - 03/23/11 09:35 PM (12 years, 10 months ago)

I saw an asian porn as a kid where they had food sex and the dude butter lubed the azn girls ass and then stuck shit in it. I think it was a lumpia or something.


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Re: So just bare with me... [Re: 4runner]
    #14172986 - 03/23/11 10:08 PM (12 years, 10 months ago)

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Belac said:
I can't seem to find butter porn anywhere, what the fuck!




There has to be?
rule 34 must be enforced!!!!




Actually rule 34 has been disproven, Little Bill.


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Re: So just bare with me... [Re: Belac]
    #14172992 - 03/23/11 10:09 PM (12 years, 10 months ago)

:lolguy:


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Re: So just bare with me... [Re: realfuzzhead]
    #14173000 - 03/23/11 10:10 PM (12 years, 10 months ago)

how can rule 34 be disproven?


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Re: So just bare with me... [Re: Hakim0777]
    #14173046 - 03/23/11 10:17 PM (12 years, 10 months ago)



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Re: So just bare with me... [Re: Belac]
    #14173056 - 03/23/11 10:18 PM (12 years, 10 months ago)

rule 35. If no porn is found of it, it will be made.


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Re: So just bare with me... [Re: Belac]
    #14173063 - 03/23/11 10:19 PM (12 years, 10 months ago)

Eat it with your anus.


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Re: So just bare with me... [Re: potatos]
    #14173072 - 03/23/11 10:21 PM (12 years, 10 months ago)

I have yet to see Little Bill porn.


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Re: So just bare with me... [Re: Belac]
    #14173076 - 03/23/11 10:22 PM (12 years, 10 months ago)

Rule 35 damnit!


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Re: So just bare with me... [Re: Belac]
    #14173081 - 03/23/11 10:22 PM (12 years, 10 months ago)

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I have yet to see Little Bill porn.




want me to make some?


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Re: So just bare with me... [Re: Samuel L Jackson]
    #14173094 - 03/23/11 10:24 PM (12 years, 10 months ago)

Please do!


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Re: So just bare with me... [Re: Belac]
    #14173099 - 03/23/11 10:26 PM (12 years, 10 months ago)

seconded


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Re: So just bare with me... [Re: Belac]
    #14173178 - 03/23/11 10:39 PM (12 years, 10 months ago)



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Re: So just bare with me... [Re: Samuel L Jackson]
    #14173190 - 03/23/11 10:41 PM (12 years, 10 months ago)

:uh:


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Re: So just bare with me... [Re: realfuzzhead]
    #14173195 - 03/23/11 10:41 PM (12 years, 10 months ago)

:lolsy: it actually came out better than i thought it would


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Re: So just bare with me... [Re: Samuel L Jackson]
    #14173204 - 03/23/11 10:43 PM (12 years, 10 months ago)

beautiful.

THIS THREAD DELIVERS.


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Re: So just bare with me... [Re: Samuel L Jackson]
    #14173205 - 03/23/11 10:44 PM (12 years, 10 months ago)

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:lolsy: it actually came out better than i thought it would




:albundy:  :bow:  :bow2:  :bowdown:


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Re: So just bare with me... [Re: 4runner]
    #14173222 - 03/23/11 10:49 PM (12 years, 10 months ago)

YES! YES YESYEYSSYSYEYEYEYSYEYESEYESYESYESEYSEYEYEYSYEYSYEDYSYESEYESYSYESYSEYSEYSEYESYSEYSYEYSEYESSYEYSEYESYSYSEYEYSEYESYYESYEYSEYSEYEYSYEYSYEYESYSEYEYSEYESYSYESYESYSEYESYSYES!!!!!!!!!!


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Re: So just bare with me... [Re: Belac]
    #14173333 - 03/23/11 11:12 PM (12 years, 10 months ago)

:lolsy:


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Re: So just bare with me... [Re: Samuel L Jackson]
    #14173362 - 03/23/11 11:20 PM (12 years, 10 months ago)

got a legit lol outta me

peopl throw around lol like it doesn't mean anything

but no, I really lol'd

and coughed


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Re: So just bare with me... [Re: Samuel L Jackson]
    #14173400 - 03/23/11 11:30 PM (12 years, 10 months ago)

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:awewtf:


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Re: So just bare with me... [Re: ifoundwaldo]
    #14173460 - 03/23/11 11:46 PM (12 years, 10 months ago)

Didn't that Neurosoup bitch have good experiences with rectally-administered DMT melted into butter? I've heard other stories of butter being used as a solvent for rectally administering drugs, too. I actually think it might work, but don't quote me on this or base your decision on my shaky knowledge... unless you have plenty of cannabutter to spare. :awesomenod:


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Re: So just bare with me... [Re: Samuel L Jackson]
    #14173463 - 03/23/11 11:46 PM (12 years, 10 months ago)

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Thanks for that preview of tonight's nightmares.


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Re: So just bare with me... [Re: Sophistic Radiance]
    #14173494 - 03/23/11 11:51 PM (12 years, 10 months ago)

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Thanks for that preview of tonight's nightmares.





BAHAHAHAHA shit man i burst out laughing so hard when i read that

im glad you guys are enjoying it, it makes what happened while i was making it worthwhile.

my roommate walked into my room while i was making it, and all he did was look at my screen, then he looked at me, and then he walked out of the room.

i would have tried to defend myself but at the time i was frozen. its like that feeling you get when someone walks in on you looking at porn, only instead of titties on my screen it was a cartoon black kid with a huge dick in his mouth. :lol: i felt like a deer in headlights


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Re: So just bare with me... [Re: Samuel L Jackson]
    #14173496 - 03/23/11 11:52 PM (12 years, 10 months ago)

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:rolleyes:


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Re: So just bare with me... [Re: Samuel L Jackson]
    #14173519 - 03/23/11 11:57 PM (12 years, 10 months ago)

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SamuelLJackson said:my roommate walked into my room while i was making it, and all he did was look at my screen, then he looked at me, and then he walked out of the room.

i would have tried to defend myself but at the time i was frozen. its like that feeling you get when someone walks in on you looking at porn, only instead of titties on my screen it was a cartoon black kid with a huge dick in his mouth. :lol: i felt like a deer in headlights




:ilold:


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Re: So just bare with me... [Re: Sophistic Radiance]
    #14173567 - 03/24/11 12:08 AM (12 years, 10 months ago)

I fucking love you guys...


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Re: So just bare with me... [Re: Belac]
    #14173629 - 03/24/11 12:22 AM (12 years, 10 months ago)

OHH GAAAWWWDDDDDD!!!!


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Re: So just bare with me... [Re: Wallpapereater]
    #14173684 - 03/24/11 12:36 AM (12 years, 10 months ago)



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Re: So just bare with me... [Re: DrMambo]
    #14173692 - 03/24/11 12:38 AM (12 years, 10 months ago)

This is why I love the pub.


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Re: So just bare with me... [Re: Hakim0777]
    #14173790 - 03/24/11 01:11 AM (12 years, 10 months ago)

Wow.

When I opened this thread

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