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OfflineCoaster
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Re: I have the opportunity to have sex with an amputee. [Re: ROFL_my_ WAFFLE]
    #14171393 - 03/23/11 05:06 PM (12 years, 11 months ago)

did she loose it from flesh eating bacteria


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Re: I have the opportunity to have sex with an amputee. [Re: ROFL_my_ WAFFLE]
    #14171396 - 03/23/11 05:07 PM (12 years, 11 months ago)

What, is she missing a tit or someshit?


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Re: I have the opportunity to have sex with an amputee. [Re: Coaster]
    #14171413 - 03/23/11 05:10 PM (12 years, 11 months ago)

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Coaster said:
did she loose it from flesh eating bacteria





Nah, she lost it because of an infection caused by a nail (I think?) I've never really asked about it, but I remember her being hospitalized because of it.


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Re: I have the opportunity to have sex with an amputee. [Re: ROFL_my_ WAFFLE]
    #14171424 - 03/23/11 05:12 PM (12 years, 11 months ago)

Did she fall onto a nail with her arm? She walked into the nail?


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Re: I have the opportunity to have sex with an amputee. [Re: robbyberto]
    #14171438 - 03/23/11 05:14 PM (12 years, 11 months ago)

No idea.


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Re: I have the opportunity to have sex with an amputee. [Re: ROFL_my_ WAFFLE]
    #14171483 - 03/23/11 05:23 PM (12 years, 11 months ago)

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ROFL_my_ WAFFLE said:


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mescalinician said:
Which limb(s) and how many are amputated?





Just her right forearm.




Ah damn, well if it was the legs that would kick ass. Well she wouldn't be kicking but eh. With only part of her arm missing I don't see it being very special unless you want to get fisted armed and are into that kind of thing. I want my  women to have both hands.

Now find me a midget!

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Re: I have the opportunity to have sex with an amputee. [Re: 4runner] * 1
    #14171486 - 03/23/11 05:24 PM (12 years, 11 months ago)

Found one:



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Re: I have the opportunity to have sex with an amputee. [Re: 4runner]
    #14171490 - 03/23/11 05:25 PM (12 years, 11 months ago)

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anunnakian said:
Quote:

ROFL_my_ WAFFLE said:


Quote:

mescalinician said:
Which limb(s) and how many are amputated?





Just her right forearm.




Ah damn, well if it was the legs that would kick ass. Well she wouldn't be kicking but eh. With only part of her arm missing I don't see it being very special unless you want to get fisted armed and are into that kind of thing. I want my  women to have both hands.

Now find me a midget!





Yeah, not really into fisting... haha

If she was missing a leg that would be awesome.


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Re: I have the opportunity to have sex with an amputee. [Re: 4runner]
    #14171492 - 03/23/11 05:26 PM (12 years, 11 months ago)

You called her an "amputee" like she's missing major appendages.

She's not even missing her whole arm.
That's stretching the definition!

Go :hitit: and have fun, dude!


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Re: I have the opportunity to have sex with an amputee. [Re: ifoundwaldo] * 1
    #14171516 - 03/23/11 05:30 PM (12 years, 11 months ago)

Life is too short to turn down an opportunity for sex.

Unless your a master player that can get ass everyday no trouble. Do it.

is she cute?


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Re: I have the opportunity to have sex with an amputee. [Re: ifoundwaldo]
    #14171518 - 03/23/11 05:30 PM (12 years, 11 months ago)

Having sex with someone missing part of an arm isn't really that different from someone with two arms.


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Re: I have the opportunity to have sex with an amputee. [Re: 28064212]
    #14171519 - 03/23/11 05:30 PM (12 years, 11 months ago)

Oh wait...
does she have a mechanical arm?


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Re: I have the opportunity to have sex with an amputee. [Re: Poid]
    #14171524 - 03/23/11 05:31 PM (12 years, 11 months ago)

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Poid said:
Found one:







Not sure if I'd fuck a midget...

at least not that one. :mel:


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Re: I have the opportunity to have sex with an amputee. [Re: 28064212]
    #14171536 - 03/23/11 05:34 PM (12 years, 11 months ago)

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28064212 said:
Oh wait...
does she have a mechanical arm?




Not mechanical, but she has a prosthetic.



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Re: I have the opportunity to have sex with an amputee. [Re: ROFL_my_ WAFFLE]
    #14171541 - 03/23/11 05:34 PM (12 years, 11 months ago)

Why not? Pregnant midgets, FTW! :cheers:


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Re: I have the opportunity to have sex with an amputee. [Re: Mello Kitty]
    #14171552 - 03/23/11 05:36 PM (12 years, 11 months ago)

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ellenallien said:
:noway:




What's wrong with an amputee?


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Re: I have the opportunity to have sex with an amputee. [Re: ROFL_my_ WAFFLE]
    #14171558 - 03/23/11 05:37 PM (12 years, 11 months ago)

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ROFL_my_ WAFFLE said:
Quote:

28064212 said:
Oh wait...
does she have a mechanical arm?




Not mechanical, but she has a prosthetic.






She an android!!!

Id still do her...


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Re: I have the opportunity to have sex with an amputee. [Re: ROFL_my_ WAFFLE]
    #14171560 - 03/23/11 05:37 PM (12 years, 11 months ago)

Amputee fetish :shrug:?

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Re: I have the opportunity to have sex with an amputee. [Re: Luctian]
    #14171563 - 03/23/11 05:37 PM (12 years, 11 months ago)

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Amputees need love too, you are doing a good thing for mankind



:awesome: ding ding, she wants it? you want it. do it.


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Re: I have the opportunity to have sex with an amputee. [Re: Poid]
    #14171567 - 03/23/11 05:38 PM (12 years, 11 months ago)

Quote:

Poid said:
Found one:







:laugh: saw that in another post. I would spin that thing like a top on my cock.

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