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I have the opportunity to have sex with an amputee.
#14171298 - 03/23/11 04:50 PM (12 years, 10 months ago) |
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Should I do it?
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Re: I have the opportunity to have sex with an amputee. [Re: ROFL_my_ WAFFLE]
#14171300 - 03/23/11 04:50 PM (12 years, 10 months ago) |
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Of course and... pics
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Re: I have the opportunity to have sex with an amputee. [Re: ROFL_my_ WAFFLE] 1
#14171301 - 03/23/11 04:50 PM (12 years, 10 months ago) |
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Which limb(s) and how many are amputated?
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Re: I have the opportunity to have sex with an amputee. [Re: twighead]
#14171304 - 03/23/11 04:51 PM (12 years, 10 months ago) |
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You should take pictures and videos.
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Re: I have the opportunity to have sex with an amputee. [Re: mescalinician]
#14171306 - 03/23/11 04:51 PM (12 years, 10 months ago) |
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Yeah. you'll regret it if you dont
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Re: I have the opportunity to have sex with an amputee. [Re: mescalinician]
#14171308 - 03/23/11 04:51 PM (12 years, 10 months ago) |
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Was Jesus a homosexual raver?
Absofuckinglutely.
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Re: I have the opportunity to have sex with an amputee. [Re: ROFL_my_ WAFFLE]
#14171313 - 03/23/11 04:52 PM (12 years, 10 months ago) |
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Re: I have the opportunity to have sex with an amputee. [Re: Mello Kitty]
#14171317 - 03/23/11 04:52 PM (12 years, 10 months ago) |
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which limbs are missing.
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pfxtc
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Re: I have the opportunity to have sex with an amputee. [Re: Mello Kitty]
#14171318 - 03/23/11 04:53 PM (12 years, 10 months ago) |
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if she has no legs you could spin her on your cock like a top
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ROFL_my_ WAFFLE


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Re: I have the opportunity to have sex with an amputee. [Re: mescalinician]
#14171321 - 03/23/11 04:53 PM (12 years, 10 months ago) |
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Quote:
twighead said: Of course and... pics 
She doesn't have a facebook, and even if she did, I'm not posting her pics on a forum.
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mescalinician said: Which limb(s) and how many are amputated?
Just her right forearm.
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Re: I have the opportunity to have sex with an amputee. [Re: ROFL_my_ WAFFLE]
#14171332 - 03/23/11 04:54 PM (12 years, 10 months ago) |
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So she has a hand on her elbow?

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Edited by robbyberto (03/23/11 04:56 PM)
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Re: I have the opportunity to have sex with an amputee. [Re: ROFL_my_ WAFFLE]
#14171347 - 03/23/11 04:57 PM (12 years, 10 months ago) |
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just one arm thats no biggie 1 arm bjs arnt half bad id hit it
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Re: I have the opportunity to have sex with an amputee. [Re: ROFL_my_ WAFFLE]
#14171353 - 03/23/11 04:58 PM (12 years, 10 months ago) |
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I don't like you
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Re: I have the opportunity to have sex with an amputee. [Re: Coaster] 1
#14171357 - 03/23/11 04:59 PM (12 years, 10 months ago) |
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There's a couple downsides though. She's been my sister's friend for almost fifteen years, and when we were little, she kept saying that she'd marry me one day.
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Re: I have the opportunity to have sex with an amputee. [Re: Cherk]
#14171362 - 03/23/11 05:00 PM (12 years, 10 months ago) |
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Amputees need love too, you are doing a good thing for mankind
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#14171363 - 03/23/11 05:00 PM (12 years, 10 months ago) |
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I feel like you're spicing like the west indies right now, bro, to be honest.
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Re: I have the opportunity to have sex with an amputee. [Re: robbyberto]
#14171371 - 03/23/11 05:02 PM (12 years, 10 months ago) |
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robbyberto said: I feel like you're spicing like the west indies right now, bro, to be honest.
I feel like an idiot for not understanding what you just said.
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Re: I have the opportunity to have sex with an amputee. [Re: Cherk]
#14171377 - 03/23/11 05:03 PM (12 years, 10 months ago) |
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Do it man you only live once!!(unsless you believe in reincarnation)
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Re: I have the opportunity to have sex with an amputee. [Re: ROFL_my_ WAFFLE]
#14171386 - 03/23/11 05:04 PM (12 years, 10 months ago) |
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ROFL_my_ WAFFLE said: There's a couple downsides though. She's been my sister's friend for almost fifteen years, and when we were little, she kept saying that she'd marry me one day.
Was this before or after she lost the arm?
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Re: I have the opportunity to have sex with an amputee. [Re: ChiefThunderbong]
#14171389 - 03/23/11 05:05 PM (12 years, 10 months ago) |
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ChiefThunderbong said:
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ROFL_my_ WAFFLE said: There's a couple downsides though. She's been my sister's friend for almost fifteen years, and when we were little, she kept saying that she'd marry me one day.
Was this before or after she lost the arm?
Before.
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Re: I have the opportunity to have sex with an amputee. [Re: ROFL_my_ WAFFLE]
#14171393 - 03/23/11 05:06 PM (12 years, 10 months ago) |
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did she loose it from flesh eating bacteria
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Re: I have the opportunity to have sex with an amputee. [Re: ROFL_my_ WAFFLE]
#14171396 - 03/23/11 05:07 PM (12 years, 10 months ago) |
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What, is she missing a tit or someshit?
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Re: I have the opportunity to have sex with an amputee. [Re: Coaster]
#14171413 - 03/23/11 05:10 PM (12 years, 10 months ago) |
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Coaster said: did she loose it from flesh eating bacteria
Nah, she lost it because of an infection caused by a nail (I think?) I've never really asked about it, but I remember her being hospitalized because of it.
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Re: I have the opportunity to have sex with an amputee. [Re: ROFL_my_ WAFFLE]
#14171424 - 03/23/11 05:12 PM (12 years, 10 months ago) |
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Did she fall onto a nail with her arm? She walked into the nail?
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Re: I have the opportunity to have sex with an amputee. [Re: robbyberto]
#14171438 - 03/23/11 05:14 PM (12 years, 10 months ago) |
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No idea.
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Re: I have the opportunity to have sex with an amputee. [Re: ROFL_my_ WAFFLE]
#14171483 - 03/23/11 05:23 PM (12 years, 10 months ago) |
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ROFL_my_ WAFFLE said:
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mescalinician said: Which limb(s) and how many are amputated?
Just her right forearm.
Ah damn, well if it was the legs that would kick ass. Well she wouldn't be kicking but eh. With only part of her arm missing I don't see it being very special unless you want to get fisted armed and are into that kind of thing. I want my women to have both hands.
Now find me a midget!
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Re: I have the opportunity to have sex with an amputee. [Re: 4runner] 1
#14171486 - 03/23/11 05:24 PM (12 years, 10 months ago) |
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Found one:
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ROFL_my_ WAFFLE


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Re: I have the opportunity to have sex with an amputee. [Re: 4runner]
#14171490 - 03/23/11 05:25 PM (12 years, 10 months ago) |
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Quote:
anunnakian said:
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ROFL_my_ WAFFLE said:
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mescalinician said: Which limb(s) and how many are amputated?
Just her right forearm.
Ah damn, well if it was the legs that would kick ass. Well she wouldn't be kicking but eh. With only part of her arm missing I don't see it being very special unless you want to get fisted armed and are into that kind of thing. I want my women to have both hands.
Now find me a midget!
Yeah, not really into fisting... haha
If she was missing a leg that would be awesome.
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Re: I have the opportunity to have sex with an amputee. [Re: 4runner]
#14171492 - 03/23/11 05:26 PM (12 years, 10 months ago) |
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You called her an "amputee" like she's missing major appendages.
She's not even missing her whole arm. That's stretching the definition!
Go and have fun, dude!
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Re: I have the opportunity to have sex with an amputee. [Re: ifoundwaldo] 1
#14171516 - 03/23/11 05:30 PM (12 years, 10 months ago) |
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Life is too short to turn down an opportunity for sex.
Unless your a master player that can get ass everyday no trouble. Do it.
is she cute?
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Re: I have the opportunity to have sex with an amputee. [Re: ifoundwaldo]
#14171518 - 03/23/11 05:30 PM (12 years, 10 months ago) |
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Having sex with someone missing part of an arm isn't really that different from someone with two arms.
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Re: I have the opportunity to have sex with an amputee. [Re: 28064212]
#14171519 - 03/23/11 05:30 PM (12 years, 10 months ago) |
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Oh wait... does she have a mechanical arm?
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Re: I have the opportunity to have sex with an amputee. [Re: Poid]
#14171524 - 03/23/11 05:31 PM (12 years, 10 months ago) |
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Poid said: Found one:

Not sure if I'd fuck a midget...
at least not that one.
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Re: I have the opportunity to have sex with an amputee. [Re: 28064212]
#14171536 - 03/23/11 05:34 PM (12 years, 10 months ago) |
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28064212 said: Oh wait... does she have a mechanical arm?
Not mechanical, but she has a prosthetic.
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Re: I have the opportunity to have sex with an amputee. [Re: ROFL_my_ WAFFLE]
#14171541 - 03/23/11 05:34 PM (12 years, 10 months ago) |
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Why not? Pregnant midgets, FTW!
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Re: I have the opportunity to have sex with an amputee. [Re: Mello Kitty]
#14171552 - 03/23/11 05:36 PM (12 years, 10 months ago) |
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Quote:
ellenallien said:

What's wrong with an amputee?
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Patlal
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Re: I have the opportunity to have sex with an amputee. [Re: ROFL_my_ WAFFLE]
#14171558 - 03/23/11 05:37 PM (12 years, 10 months ago) |
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ROFL_my_ WAFFLE said:
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28064212 said: Oh wait... does she have a mechanical arm?
Not mechanical, but she has a prosthetic.

She an android!!!
Id still do her...
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Re: I have the opportunity to have sex with an amputee. [Re: ROFL_my_ WAFFLE]
#14171560 - 03/23/11 05:37 PM (12 years, 10 months ago) |
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Amputee fetish ?
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Lennyk
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Re: I have the opportunity to have sex with an amputee. [Re: Luctian]
#14171563 - 03/23/11 05:37 PM (12 years, 10 months ago) |
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Luctian said: Amputees need love too, you are doing a good thing for mankind
ding ding, she wants it? you want it. do it.
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Re: I have the opportunity to have sex with an amputee. [Re: Poid]
#14171567 - 03/23/11 05:38 PM (12 years, 10 months ago) |
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Poid said: Found one:

saw that in another post. I would spin that thing like a top on my cock.
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Re: I have the opportunity to have sex with an amputee. [Re: ROFL_my_ WAFFLE]
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Re: I have the opportunity to have sex with an amputee. [Re: mirrorsnfuturestuf]
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this thread feels weird man. If shes madly in love with you dont you think its kinda...fucked up to do this?
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Re: I have the opportunity to have sex with an amputee. [Re: Hakim0777]
#14171610 - 03/23/11 05:44 PM (12 years, 10 months ago) |
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Hakim0777 said: this thread feels weird man. If shes madly in love with you dont you think its kinda...fucked up to do this?
Who said anything about being madly in love?
And besides, we're talking about having sex with a cyborg man, you of all people should appreciate that
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Re: I have the opportunity to have sex with an amputee. [Re: twighead]
#14171623 - 03/23/11 05:46 PM (12 years, 10 months ago) |
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Im just sayin, just cause shes missing an arm doesnt mean shes missing a soul.
omfg that was gay. nvm, DSHSB AT ONCE!
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Re: I have the opportunity to have sex with an amputee. [Re: Hakim0777]
#14171633 - 03/23/11 05:48 PM (12 years, 10 months ago) |
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Hakim0777 said: just cause shes missing an arm doesnt mean shes missing a soul.
It's just sex, bro.
It's not like he's wining and dining her for months and then telling her to kick rocks!
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Re: I have the opportunity to have sex with an amputee. [Re: Hakim0777]
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Re: I have the opportunity to have sex with an amputee. [Re: Hakim0777]
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Hakim0777 said: Im just sayin, just cause shes missing an arm doesnt mean shes missing a soul.
omfg that was gay. nvm, DSHSB AT ONCE!
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Re: I have the opportunity to have sex with an amputee. [Re: ifoundwaldo]
#14171660 - 03/23/11 05:53 PM (12 years, 10 months ago) |
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Re: I have the opportunity to have sex with an amputee. [Re: ROFL_my_ WAFFLE]
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Speaking as an amputee, the lack of an appendage doesn't change your ability to get laid by even 1%.
Shroomery was a lot less like 4chan a few years ago...
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Re: I have the opportunity to have sex with an amputee. [Re: Crasher]
#14192658 - 03/27/11 02:35 PM (12 years, 10 months ago) |
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UPDATE: I'm going on a date with her on Friday.
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Re: I have the opportunity to have sex with an amputee. [Re: robbyberto]
#14192666 - 03/27/11 02:37 PM (12 years, 10 months ago) |
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Re: I have the opportunity to have sex with an amputee. [Re: Apostle]
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I still don't know what the fuck that means.
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Re: I have the opportunity to have sex with an amputee. [Re: ROFL_my_ WAFFLE]
#14192683 - 03/27/11 02:40 PM (12 years, 10 months ago) |
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spice = lies
essentially, telling lies to make yourself and your interactions sound more interesting.
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mongo lloyd
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Re: I have the opportunity to have sex with an amputee. [Re: tiny_rabid_birds]
#14192715 - 03/27/11 02:49 PM (12 years, 10 months ago) |
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MisterMuscaria



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Re: I have the opportunity to have sex with an amputee. [Re: ROFL_my_ WAFFLE]
#14192726 - 03/27/11 02:54 PM (12 years, 10 months ago) |
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I might have an opportunity to hook up with a girl who has two prosthetic legs. She's also very kinky and submissive.
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4HO-DMT


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Re: I have the opportunity to have sex with an amputee. [Re: tiny_rabid_birds]
#14192727 - 03/27/11 02:54 PM (12 years, 10 months ago) |
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Edited by 4HO-DMT (03/27/11 02:56 PM)
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JesusGoneRogue


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Re: I have the opportunity to have sex with an amputee. [Re: ROFL_my_ WAFFLE]
#14192728 - 03/27/11 02:54 PM (12 years, 10 months ago) |
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Quote:
ROFL_my_ WAFFLE said: UPDATE: I'm going on a date with her on Friday. 
good job! give it to her hard.
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ROFL_my_ WAFFLE


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Re: I have the opportunity to have sex with an amputee. [Re: MisterMuscaria]
#14192730 - 03/27/11 02:54 PM (12 years, 10 months ago) |
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MisterMuscaria said: I might have an opportunity to hook up with a girl who has two prosthetic legs. She's also very kinky and submissive.
Rip dem legs off.
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ROFL_my_ WAFFLE


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Re: I have the opportunity to have sex with an amputee. [Re: 4HO-DMT]
#14192751 - 03/27/11 02:58 PM (12 years, 10 months ago) |
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Quote:
physicist said: Have her do the wheel barrow.
http://www.sexinfo101.com/sp_wheelbarrow.shtml
It's all about the nigga flip.
http://niggaflip.com/
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4HO-DMT


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Re: I have the opportunity to have sex with an amputee. [Re: ROFL_my_ WAFFLE]
#14192756 - 03/27/11 03:00 PM (12 years, 10 months ago) |
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ROFL_my_ WAFFLE said:
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physicist said: Have her do the wheel barrow.
http://www.sexinfo101.com/sp_wheelbarrow.shtml
It's all about the nigga flip.
http://niggaflip.com/
That's talent!
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tito123


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Re: I have the opportunity to have sex with an amputee. [Re: ROFL_my_ WAFFLE]
#14192804 - 03/27/11 03:10 PM (12 years, 10 months ago) |
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ROFL_my_ WAFFLE said: UPDATE: I'm going on a date with her on Friday. 
Lets give this man a hand
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MisterMuscaria



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Re: I have the opportunity to have sex with an amputee. [Re: tito123]
#14192813 - 03/27/11 03:12 PM (12 years, 10 months ago) |
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i think she's the one who needs the hand.
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ROFL_my_ WAFFLE


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Re: I have the opportunity to have sex with an amputee. [Re: tito123]
#14192826 - 03/27/11 03:13 PM (12 years, 10 months ago) |
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I'm not just going on the date to get laid though. I'm generally interested in getting to know her... and her vagina 
But seriously, if I don't see a future with us, I'm not gonna use her.
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tito123


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Re: I have the opportunity to have sex with an amputee. [Re: MisterMuscaria]
#14192830 - 03/27/11 03:14 PM (12 years, 10 months ago) |
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that was the subtle joke
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Mr. Anderson
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Re: I have the opportunity to have sex with an amputee. [Re: tito123]
#14192874 - 03/27/11 03:23 PM (12 years, 10 months ago) |
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Look at your sig and think (WWSD) what would sheen do?
Then smoke some crack and choke her.
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imachavel
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Re: I have the opportunity to have sex with an amputee. [Re: ROFL_my_ WAFFLE]
#14192921 - 03/27/11 03:32 PM (12 years, 10 months ago) |
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ROFL_my_ WAFFLE said: Should I do it?
just like in your sig, i believe it's epic winning
BUUUT
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I did not say to edit my signature soulidarity! Now forever I will never remember what I said about understanding the secrets of the universe by paying attention to subtleties!
I'm never giving you the password again. Jerk
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4HO-DMT


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Re: I have the opportunity to have sex with an amputee. [Re: imachavel]
#14192929 - 03/27/11 03:34 PM (12 years, 10 months ago) |
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Have you ever seen that surfer chick that was attacked by a shark? I think a movie was just made about her. I would DSHSB!
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imachavel
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Re: I have the opportunity to have sex with an amputee. [Re: Crasher]
#14192957 - 03/27/11 03:39 PM (12 years, 10 months ago) |
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Crasher said:

Speaking as an amputee, the lack of an appendage doesn't change your ability to get laid by even 1%.
Shroomery was a lot less like 4chan a few years ago...
you are an amputee?
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ROFL_my_ WAFFLE


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Re: I have the opportunity to have sex with an amputee. [Re: imachavel]
#14192978 - 03/27/11 03:43 PM (12 years, 10 months ago) |
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imachavel said:
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ROFL_my_ WAFFLE said: Should I do it?
just like in your sig, i believe it's epic winning
BUUUT 
Even if I wanted to post pics, I think it would be too late now. I'd be pulling a Nordique.
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