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OfflineROFL_my_ WAFFLE


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I have the opportunity to have sex with an amputee.
    #14171298 - 03/23/11 04:50 PM (12 years, 11 months ago)

Should I do it?


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Offlinetwighead
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Re: I have the opportunity to have sex with an amputee. [Re: ROFL_my_ WAFFLE]
    #14171300 - 03/23/11 04:50 PM (12 years, 11 months ago)

Of course and... pics :yesnod:


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Re: I have the opportunity to have sex with an amputee. [Re: ROFL_my_ WAFFLE] * 1
    #14171301 - 03/23/11 04:50 PM (12 years, 11 months ago)

Which limb(s) and how many are amputated?


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Offlinerobbyberto
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Re: I have the opportunity to have sex with an amputee. [Re: twighead]
    #14171304 - 03/23/11 04:51 PM (12 years, 11 months ago)

You should take pictures and videos.


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Re: I have the opportunity to have sex with an amputee. [Re: mescalinician]
    #14171306 - 03/23/11 04:51 PM (12 years, 11 months ago)

Yeah.  you'll regret it if you dont

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Offlinepfxtc
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Re: I have the opportunity to have sex with an amputee. [Re: mescalinician]
    #14171308 - 03/23/11 04:51 PM (12 years, 11 months ago)

Was Jesus a homosexual raver?

Absofuckinglutely.


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Re: I have the opportunity to have sex with an amputee. [Re: ROFL_my_ WAFFLE]
    #14171313 - 03/23/11 04:52 PM (12 years, 11 months ago)

:noway:


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Re: I have the opportunity to have sex with an amputee. [Re: Mello Kitty]
    #14171317 - 03/23/11 04:52 PM (12 years, 11 months ago)

which limbs are missing.

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Re: I have the opportunity to have sex with an amputee. [Re: Mello Kitty]
    #14171318 - 03/23/11 04:53 PM (12 years, 11 months ago)

if she has no legs you could spin her on your cock like a top


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koods said:
Young male going by the name "Bassfreak" entered Worcester General complaining of a sharp pain in his buttock region after attending EDM event. Attending physician considered a possible diagnosis of acute rave anus, but upon further investigation it was determined there was nothing cute about patient's anus.

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OfflineROFL_my_ WAFFLE


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Re: I have the opportunity to have sex with an amputee. [Re: mescalinician]
    #14171321 - 03/23/11 04:53 PM (12 years, 11 months ago)

Quote:

twighead said:
Of course and... pics :yesnod:





She doesn't have a facebook, and even if she did, I'm not posting her pics on a forum.

Quote:

mescalinician said:
Which limb(s) and how many are amputated?





Just her right forearm.


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Re: I have the opportunity to have sex with an amputee. [Re: ROFL_my_ WAFFLE]
    #14171332 - 03/23/11 04:54 PM (12 years, 11 months ago)

So she has a hand on her elbow?





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Edited by robbyberto (03/23/11 04:56 PM)

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OfflineCoaster
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Re: I have the opportunity to have sex with an amputee. [Re: ROFL_my_ WAFFLE]
    #14171347 - 03/23/11 04:57 PM (12 years, 11 months ago)

just one arm
thats no biggie
1 arm bjs arnt half bad
id hit it
:coaster:


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Re: I have the opportunity to have sex with an amputee. [Re: ROFL_my_ WAFFLE]
    #14171353 - 03/23/11 04:58 PM (12 years, 11 months ago)

I don't like you


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OfflineROFL_my_ WAFFLE


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Re: I have the opportunity to have sex with an amputee. [Re: Coaster] * 1
    #14171357 - 03/23/11 04:59 PM (12 years, 11 months ago)

There's a couple downsides though. She's been my sister's friend for almost fifteen years, and when we were little, she kept saying that she'd marry me one day.


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OfflineLuctian
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Re: I have the opportunity to have sex with an amputee. [Re: Cherk]
    #14171362 - 03/23/11 05:00 PM (12 years, 11 months ago)

Amputees need love too, you are doing a good thing for mankind


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Re: I have the opportunity to have sex with an amputee. [Re: ROFL_my_ WAFFLE] * 1
    #14171363 - 03/23/11 05:00 PM (12 years, 11 months ago)

I feel like you're spicing like the west indies right now, bro, to be honest.


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OfflineROFL_my_ WAFFLE


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Re: I have the opportunity to have sex with an amputee. [Re: robbyberto]
    #14171371 - 03/23/11 05:02 PM (12 years, 11 months ago)

Quote:

robbyberto said:
I feel like you're spicing like the west indies right now, bro, to be honest.





I feel like an idiot for not understanding what you just said. :tard:


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OfflineA.Pariah
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Re: I have the opportunity to have sex with an amputee. [Re: Cherk]
    #14171377 - 03/23/11 05:03 PM (12 years, 11 months ago)

Do it man you only live once!!(unsless you believe in reincarnation)


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Re: I have the opportunity to have sex with an amputee. [Re: ROFL_my_ WAFFLE]
    #14171386 - 03/23/11 05:04 PM (12 years, 11 months ago)

Quote:

ROFL_my_ WAFFLE said:
There's a couple downsides though. She's been my sister's friend for almost fifteen years, and when we were little, she kept saying that she'd marry me one day.




Was this before or after she lost the arm?


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OfflineROFL_my_ WAFFLE


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Re: I have the opportunity to have sex with an amputee. [Re: ChiefThunderbong]
    #14171389 - 03/23/11 05:05 PM (12 years, 11 months ago)

Quote:

ChiefThunderbong said:
Quote:

ROFL_my_ WAFFLE said:
There's a couple downsides though. She's been my sister's friend for almost fifteen years, and when we were little, she kept saying that she'd marry me one day.




Was this before or after she lost the arm?





Before.


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