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Hakim0777
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Re: this guy is offering me 80 bucks to blow me [Re: blewmeanie]
#14170209 - 03/23/11 01:41 PM (12 years, 11 months ago) |
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Im thinking more call girl less crackhead though.
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thelivingfreekshow
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Re: this guy is offering me 80 bucks to blow me [Re: blewmeanie]
#14170212 - 03/23/11 01:42 PM (12 years, 11 months ago) |
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I guess you can go with the Harold n Kumar rule....youre getting your dick sucked that dont make you gay...the cops gay..youre just broke...if he'll pay 80 he'll pay
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Re: this guy is offering me 80 bucks to blow me [Re: Poid]
#14170221 - 03/23/11 01:44 PM (12 years, 11 months ago) |
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Poid said: You always bitch about the people you live with. 
huh? No, I'm talking about the actual hookers that walk up and down the street next to my house, and hang out under the bridge two blocks up the street.
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Poid
Shroomery's #1 Spellir




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Re: this guy is offering me 80 bucks to blow me [Re: blewmeanie]
#14170264 - 03/23/11 01:50 PM (12 years, 11 months ago) |
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Oh...

Your part-time tail-free kitty-cat is adorable BTW. 
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thelivingfreekshow said:
I guess you can go with the Harold n Kumar rule....youre getting your dick sucked that dont make you gay...the cops gay..youre just broke...if he'll pay 80 he'll pay 
I think herpes and warts can be spread via oral sex...
-------------------- Well I try my best to be just like I am, but everybody wants you to be just like them. -- Bob Dylan  fireworks_god said:It's one thing to simply enjoy a style of life that one enjoys, but it's another thing altogether to refer to another person's choice as "wrong" or to rationalize their behavior as being pathological or resulting from some sort of inadequacy or failing so as to create a sense of superiority or separation as yet another projection of a personal fear or control issue.
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Re: this guy is offering me 80 bucks to blow me [Re: Hakim0777]
#14170322 - 03/23/11 01:59 PM (12 years, 11 months ago) |
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Hakim0777 said: Think about it like this, lets say you do it for a 150 bucks. The cop meets you. Instantly he stares you down, with a look only a cop can pull off, your not sure what to call it but its a mix of lechery and suspicion. It makes you uncomfortable and your thinking about calling it off but then he pulls out 200 dollars
"200 dollars for a suck, you ready to do this kid?"
It was originally 150!, you think to yourself. A strange perverse excitement comes over you as he slowly gets to his knees. He lets out a large grunt and licks his lips. The tension is so tight that you can hear his tongue as it scrapes the bristles of his full mustache. Hesitantly you pull out your weak and flaccid member.
"Im gonna suck you dry", the cop whispers. You can feel your nature retract a little as his hot breath wicks agaisnt it. Now you know that this was a bad idea, and you want to get away. But was there something threatening in the cadence of his promise? What if I try to get away?
Sensing your desire to get out of the situation the cop grabs two handfuls of your tender ass and pulls you into his face taking in all of you. You close your eyes and try to drift away, trying to think of your ex girlfriend, think of that way she used looked at you when...
"whatsamatta kid?", the cop croaks in between gags. "Am I not turning you on enough?"
...She would cum and for a second you drift away to that special place. For a second you forget is what is going on, and it feels ok. Now it kind of feels great and you feel the hot warmth building in your gut as your testicles contract. You let out a little moan and release yourself. The cop senses this and pulls off letting the semen shower all over his face, all over his beard... He pulls out 300 dollars and wipes his face clean and throws the bills at you.
"keep the change kid", he says,
and he walks away.
holy shit this is the funniest thing ever but it's so fucked up. god damn what is wrong with you 
you win the fucking creativity award god dammit holy shit that's hilarious
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Re: this guy is offering me 80 bucks to blow me [Re: imachavel]
#14170357 - 03/23/11 02:05 PM (12 years, 11 months ago) |
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Re: this guy is offering me 80 bucks to blow me [Re: imachavel]
#14170360 - 03/23/11 02:05 PM (12 years, 11 months ago) |
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Call the cop out on entrapment.... tell him its free of charge
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thelivingfreekshow said:

-------------------- Well I try my best to be just like I am, but everybody wants you to be just like them. -- Bob Dylan  fireworks_god said:It's one thing to simply enjoy a style of life that one enjoys, but it's another thing altogether to refer to another person's choice as "wrong" or to rationalize their behavior as being pathological or resulting from some sort of inadequacy or failing so as to create a sense of superiority or separation as yet another projection of a personal fear or control issue.
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imachavel
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LadyLittleZeppelin said: This whole thread is 
full of win? as long as you think that, but as littleladyzeppelin and not littledudezeppelin, cuz that is just GHEY
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Hakim0777
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Re: this guy is offering me 80 bucks to blow me [Re: imachavel]
#14170423 - 03/23/11 02:15 PM (12 years, 11 months ago) |
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yea this thread is dripping with gay but its ok.
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Re: this guy is offering me 80 bucks to blow me [Re: Hakim0777]
#14170522 - 03/23/11 02:36 PM (12 years, 11 months ago) |
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"dripping with gay"
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Re: this guy is offering me 80 bucks to blow me [Re: Humility]
#14171733 - 03/23/11 06:07 PM (12 years, 11 months ago) |
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cut. print. gay.
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wow
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Re: this guy is offering me 80 bucks to blow me [Re: joshisstoned]
#14171789 - 03/23/11 06:18 PM (12 years, 11 months ago) |
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seriously gay... if you let a man on your dick... your gay 100%
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Re: this guy is offering me 80 bucks to blow me [Re: wow]
#14171802 - 03/23/11 06:20 PM (12 years, 11 months ago) |
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Re: this guy is offering me 80 bucks to blow me [Re: wow]
#14171855 - 03/23/11 06:31 PM (12 years, 11 months ago) |
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OP's thinking about blowing a dude for money and wanted it to sound less gay by saying the dude wants to blow him, end thread/
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Re: this guy is offering me 80 bucks to blow me [Re: Hakim0777]
#14171998 - 03/23/11 06:56 PM (12 years, 11 months ago) |
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To be honest. I WOULD COMPLY TO THIS. Some may say I have no dignity. But honestly, I would allow this for TWENTY DOLLARS. Thats a bag of weed. I'm comfortable enough in my sexuality and manhood to allow this, for any sum of money. Honestly, you are not really doing anything (besides getting your dick sucked AND ITS ONLY BETWEEN YOU AND HIM!) and you receive money for it. Most likely, at least above 50 dollars. Think of it as five to ten minutes of work for 50 dollars. Thats like an eighth of weed.
JUST THINK ITS A WOMAN, ITS ONLY 10 MINUTES. ALSO FOR THE RECORD... I am not gay in any way shape or form. But if a man offered me, fuck, EVEN 10 DOLLARS TO SUCK MY DICK AND HAVE IT BE BETWEEN ME AND HIM, I would definitely supply consent.
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Re: this guy is offering me 80 bucks to blow me [Re: Funguspants]
#14172025 - 03/23/11 07:00 PM (12 years, 11 months ago) |
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Funguspants said: To be honest. I WOULD COMPLY TO THIS. Some may say I have no dignity. But honestly, I would allow this for TWENTY DOLLARS. Thats a bag of weed. I'm comfortable enough in my sexuality and manhood to allow this, for any sum of money. Honestly, you are not really doing anything (besides getting your dick sucked AND ITS ONLY BETWEEN YOU AND HIM!) and you receive money for it. Most likely, at least above 50 dollars. Think of it as five to ten minutes of work for 50 dollars. Thats like an eighth of weed.
JUST THINK ITS A WOMAN, ITS ONLY 10 MINUTES. ALSO FOR THE RECORD... I am not gay in any way shape or form. But if a man offered me, fuck, EVEN 10 DOLLARS TO SUCK MY DICK AND HAVE IT BE BETWEEN ME AND HIM, I would definitely supply consent.
i gotta say... thats pretty gay... id prolly punch the dude for even asking me.. like WTF?!
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Re: this guy is offering me 80 bucks to blow me [Re: wow]
#14172096 - 03/23/11 07:12 PM (12 years, 11 months ago) |
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You're having another man perform a sexual act on you. Money or not it's GAY AS FUCK.
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Re: this guy is offering me 80 bucks to blow me [Re: Niffla]
#14172206 - 03/23/11 07:36 PM (12 years, 11 months ago) |
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It's the definition of gay.
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