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Hakim0777
aka RACKBONE!!!




Registered: 08/25/06
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Loc: PNW
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Re: Tell me about kindergarten [Re: Poid]
#14169421 - 03/23/11 11:20 AM (12 years, 10 months ago) |
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Poid said:
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Hakim0777 said: I touched a penis for the first time in kidnergarden.
Was that before or after you were sexually abused?
a few years after.
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Poid
Shroomery's #1 Spellir




Registered: 02/04/08
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Loc: SF Bay Area
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Re: Tell me about kindergarten [Re: Hakim0777]
#14169546 - 03/23/11 11:51 AM (12 years, 10 months ago) |
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-------------------- Well I try my best to be just like I am, but everybody wants you to be just like them. -- Bob Dylan  fireworks_god said:It's one thing to simply enjoy a style of life that one enjoys, but it's another thing altogether to refer to another person's choice as "wrong" or to rationalize their behavior as being pathological or resulting from some sort of inadequacy or failing so as to create a sense of superiority or separation as yet another projection of a personal fear or control issue.
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Gumby
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Re: Tell me about kindergarten [Re: makaveli8x8]
#14169807 - 03/23/11 12:43 PM (12 years, 10 months ago) |
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I remember a lot of things from kindergarten
From when I was 4 till when I was 7 I lived in the suburbs of Zurich, Switzerland. Our school would have a "ski week" where they canceled school so that everyone could go skiing in the Swiss Alps or in Austria. In kindergarten there was this one kid that everyone hated, including the teacher, because he was just a little fucking brat. His name was Constantine. We went somewhere in Austria for ski week and we had finished skiing and were in the parking lot waiting on a bus to come pick us up. Constantine was harassing everyone so the teacher reprimanded him and he started crying and complaning about how he was cold, which just pissed everyone off more... So I kicked him in the knee cap with ski boots on. The teacher got mad at me, but then later said "Good job, that little brat had it coming."
We used to get hundreds of these little fuckers in the pond in the back yard every spring:
 One day I caught about 200-300 of them and put them in a plastic dump truck. My sister was sitting in the yard playing with her barbies and I snuck up on her and dumped the entire load of newts on her head. I got in trouble for that one.
One time we were on the playground playing baseball and this huge swarm of bees just came out of nowhere and started sitting on this one tree on the playground. This Indian kid filled a milk carton up with water and threw it at all the bees. Everyone started freaking out and a couple of people got stung because of that asshole. Eventually a bee keeper showed up and caught all the bees.
Ummm... I shat my pants in kindergarten. Kids were always turning off the lights in the bathroom so I was afraid to go poop in there and just ended up craping my pants.
Annnd I saw a riot in downtown Zurich. We had just gotten out of church and we turned the corner and there was this angry mob going down the streets and cops in riot gear were shooting tear gas into the crowd. We turned and ran then went to McDonalds and I got a happy meal and ate it as the riot passed. They were rioting because the Swiss government shut down "Needle Park," where all the junkies went to shoot up.
I have plenty more stories but I'll save them for later.
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