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JT


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i'm an ass...wtf did i get myself into
#14169685 - 03/23/11 12:17 PM (12 years, 10 months ago) |
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I'm home for spring break visiting at my mom's for a few days and decided to hit up one of my old friends. She has a 1 year old kid but I haven't seen her in forever and like I said, i'mbored, so I asked her if she wanted to go out for lunch to catch up. Anyways we made plans for today to go down to osu campus and eat and walk around, but a little bit ago she texts me and says she doesn't want to go down town, so she wants to go to dave and busters...
That sounds hella gay and I take a while to think up a response, and before I message her back, she texts me again and says she invited another of her friends who just had a baby and is 18. Wtf. So I text her and say I'm really poor and don't have the money for that, how about we just go for a quick walk in the park? She says no, then offers to pay for me and really lays on the guilt trip crap. I can't think of an excuse since I already told her I was free tonight.
So long story short, I'm supposed to go to dave and busters at the mall with two teenage moms. Anyone got an idea how I can get out of this without totally bein a dick?
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Re: i'm an ass...wtf did i get myself into [Re: JT] 3
#14169695 - 03/23/11 12:20 PM (12 years, 10 months ago) |
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go to dave n busters. drink beer. nod head and pretend to listen for 10 minutes, then play games the rest of the night.
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Re: i'm an ass...wtf did i get myself into [Re: JT]
#14169697 - 03/23/11 12:21 PM (12 years, 10 months ago) |
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Re: i'm an ass...wtf did i get myself into [Re: realfuzzhead] 1
#14169698 - 03/23/11 12:21 PM (12 years, 10 months ago) |
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im gonna add to what fuzzhead said... but by adding my take on the situation.
get back at her for trapping you into that shit by drinking beer all night and making her pay!
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What can you tell about a women who has kids.....
She fucks.
Goto dave and busters then bust on her chestacles
Just wrap that shit up and throw that hot dog down that hallway
-------------------- I must not fear. Fear is the mind-killer. Fear is the little-death that brings total obliteration. I will face my fear. I will permit it to pass over me and through me. And when it has gone past I will turn the inner eye to see its path. Where the fear has gone there will be nothing. Only I will remain.
Edited by trekie (03/23/11 12:25 PM)
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realfuzzhead



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Re: i'm an ass...wtf did i get myself into [Re: realfuzzhead]
#14169718 - 03/23/11 12:24 PM (12 years, 10 months ago) |
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oh i thought that last word was pray not pay. As in get on her knee's and "pray"
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Re: i'm an ass...wtf did i get myself into [Re: realfuzzhead]
#14169731 - 03/23/11 12:27 PM (12 years, 10 months ago) |
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Doc_T
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Re: i'm an ass...wtf did i get myself into [Re: trekie]
#14169748 - 03/23/11 12:32 PM (12 years, 10 months ago) |
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trekie said: What can you tell about a women who has kids.....
She fucks.
Key point. I'm seeing a threesome.
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Re: i'm an ass...wtf did i get myself into [Re: 4runner]
#14169760 - 03/23/11 12:34 PM (12 years, 10 months ago) |
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This thread is LOL concentrate....
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Re: i'm an ass...wtf did i get myself into [Re: Doc_T]
#14169761 - 03/23/11 12:35 PM (12 years, 10 months ago) |
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just tell her you don't feel like fuckin babysitting tonight
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Re: i'm an ass...wtf did i get myself into [Re: JT]
#14169783 - 03/23/11 12:39 PM (12 years, 10 months ago) |
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go high, make the best of it
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Re: i'm an ass...wtf did i get myself into [Re: Doc_T]
#14169791 - 03/23/11 12:40 PM (12 years, 10 months ago) |
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Dave and Busters is cool IMO They have decent food too.
Wish I was going out with two teenage moms, I'm not sure what you are complaining about...just wear earbuds and pretend to listen...
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Doc_T said:
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trekie said: What can you tell about a women who has kids.....
She fucks.
Key point. I'm seeing a threesome.
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Re: i'm an ass...wtf did i get myself into [Re: Doc_T]
#14169804 - 03/23/11 12:43 PM (12 years, 10 months ago) |
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Quote:
Doc_T said:
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trekie said: What can you tell about a women who has kids.....
She fucks.
Key point. I'm seeing a threesome.
and the kids can watch!
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Re: i'm an ass...wtf did i get myself into [Re: amilibertine]
#14169813 - 03/23/11 12:44 PM (12 years, 10 months ago) |
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amilibertine said: They have decent food too.
now alcohol... maybe
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Re: i'm an ass...wtf did i get myself into [Re: Hakim0777]
#14169819 - 03/23/11 12:46 PM (12 years, 10 months ago) |
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fun for the whole family

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Re: i'm an ass...wtf did i get myself into [Re: trekie]
#14169823 - 03/23/11 12:47 PM (12 years, 10 months ago) |
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trekie said: fun for the whole family


dude. that last one is fucking twisted. ugh.
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Re: i'm an ass...wtf did i get myself into [Re: trekie]
#14169824 - 03/23/11 12:47 PM (12 years, 10 months ago) |
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Wow, now that is some multi-tasking.
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Re: i'm an ass...wtf did i get myself into [Re: Mello Kitty]
#14169825 - 03/23/11 12:47 PM (12 years, 10 months ago) |
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Quote:
ellenallien said:
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amilibertine said: They have decent food too.
now alcohol... maybe
I said decent, not gourmet 
Better than comparable steak houses like Applebee's...
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Re: i'm an ass...wtf did i get myself into [Re: JT]
#14169860 - 03/23/11 12:52 PM (12 years, 10 months ago) |
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Go, Dick. Make a Buckeye proud. You might learn something from those moms! Children are the most amazing blessing our planet has, and when I hear older children (18-25) say what a drag they are, I know they are selfish humans. Go, have fun, play a game, smile. Kids are why you are here ..... the stop teaching philos. and ethics at OU? For shame!Athens dude. BC
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Re: i'm an ass...wtf did i get myself into [Re: amilibertine]
#14169862 - 03/23/11 12:52 PM (12 years, 10 months ago) |
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cannot unsee that multitasking pic now
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Re: i'm an ass...wtf did i get myself into [Re: amilibertine] 1
#14169872 - 03/23/11 12:54 PM (12 years, 10 months ago) |
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2 teenage single moms, desperate for someone to be their babies daddy? AND you are from out of town?
Jackpot.
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Re: i'm an ass...wtf did i get myself into [Re: BeverageFace]
#14169884 - 03/23/11 12:56 PM (12 years, 10 months ago) |
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BeverageFace said: Prisoner#1 you're such a newb stop flaming me you newb sauce..
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Re: i'm an ass...wtf did i get myself into [Re: realfuzzhead]
#14169897 - 03/23/11 12:57 PM (12 years, 10 months ago) |
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realfuzzhead said:
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Quote:
SamuelLJackson said: im gonna add to what fuzzhead said... but by adding my take on the situation.
get back at her for trapping you into that shit by drinking beer all night and making her pay!
Point and case.....
@ Samuel L.
Douchey as always, if nothing else you are consistent SLJ!
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Re: i'm an ass...wtf did i get myself into [Re: JT]
#14169905 - 03/23/11 12:58 PM (12 years, 10 months ago) |
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Two options:
1) Don't go, be an asshole, call the next day and make a joke about what an asshole you are... 2)Like everybody else said, sex it up...might happen...
Also there is number 3, sui knows best...
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Re: i'm an ass...wtf did i get myself into [Re: Maharishi_2_U]
#14169923 - 03/23/11 01:00 PM (12 years, 10 months ago) |
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Quote:
boredcertified said:
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SamuelLJackson said: im gonna add to what fuzzhead said... but by adding my take on the situation.
get back at her for trapping you into that shit by drinking beer all night and making her pay!
Point and case.....
@ Samuel L.
Douchey as always, if nothing else you are consistent SLJ!
 bc
your credibility in correctly labeling people douchey goes out the window because of your "chelseaburr enthusiast" title.
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Re: i'm an ass...wtf did i get myself into [Re: Hakim0777]
#14169932 - 03/23/11 01:01 PM (12 years, 10 months ago) |
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-------------------- I must not fear. Fear is the mind-killer. Fear is the little-death that brings total obliteration. I will face my fear. I will permit it to pass over me and through me. And when it has gone past I will turn the inner eye to see its path. Where the fear has gone there will be nothing. Only I will remain.
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Re: i'm an ass...wtf did i get myself into [Re: Maharishi_2_U]
#14169953 - 03/23/11 01:04 PM (12 years, 10 months ago) |
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boredcertified said:
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SamuelLJackson said: im gonna add to what fuzzhead said... but by adding my take on the situation.
get back at her for trapping you into that shit by drinking beer all night and making her pay!
Point and case.....
@ Samuel L.
Douchey as always, if nothing else you are consistent SLJ!
 bc
wow, you must be really sensitive or something, because i dont even know who you are and youre mad at me.
is it fun being so sensitive that reading something somebody wrote online actually upsets you?
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Re: i'm an ass...wtf did i get myself into [Re: Hakim0777]
#14169962 - 03/23/11 01:04 PM (12 years, 10 months ago) |
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Hakim0777 said:
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realfuzzhead said:
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BeverageFace said: Prisoner#1 you're such a newb stop flaming me you newb sauce..

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Re: i'm an ass...wtf did i get myself into [Re: Hakim0777]
#14169977 - 03/23/11 01:06 PM (12 years, 10 months ago) |
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Quote:
Hakim0777 said:
your credibility in correctly labeling people douchey goes out the window because of your "chelseaburr enthusiast" title.
Wow, I didnt even see that...WTF is that about? That's borderline pathetic/weird....unsure of which
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Re: i'm an ass...wtf did i get myself into [Re: Maharishi_2_U]
#14170028 - 03/23/11 01:12 PM (12 years, 10 months ago) |
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@ Sam L Nope just call spades spades man, I've seen like four decent posts from you EVER. You're just some insecure dope fiend. Have fun bc
@ Chelsea burr guy: lol your sarcasm meter broken?
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Re: i'm an ass...wtf did i get myself into [Re: Maharishi_2_U]
#14170042 - 03/23/11 01:14 PM (12 years, 10 months ago) |
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you appearently havnt spent much time in teh funnies thread. Mr. SLJ rocks that shit with his cack out
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shLong



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Re: i'm an ass...wtf did i get myself into [Re: realfuzzhead]
#14170052 - 03/23/11 01:15 PM (12 years, 10 months ago) |
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Id agree that SLJ is fucking funny as hell....
haters gonna hate I suppose
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Re: i'm an ass...wtf did i get myself into [Re: shLong]
#14170075 - 03/23/11 01:20 PM (12 years, 10 months ago) |
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Sex it up with two teenage moms? Eh...as tempting as that is, I'll have to pass...
Kids are great and all...this is just gonna be awkward as hell. They both used to trip and all that but now that they have families I feel like it's just gonna be a huge culture clash. "Hey you guys, mind stopping your mother talk for a second to get me another beer? I'll be right back, gonna go smoke a cig outside!" Just nah.... gonna say I fell asleep and not answer her calls
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Re: i'm an ass...wtf did i get myself into [Re: JT]
#14170098 - 03/23/11 01:24 PM (12 years, 10 months ago) |
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Tell them to go with their baby-daddys.
If dad ain't around, then they are used to guys treating them like shit so you're in the clear.
-------------------- ...the whole experience is (and is as) a profound piece of knowledge. It is an indellible experience; it is forever known. I have known myself in a way I doubt I would have ever occurred except as it did. Smith, P. Bull. Menninger Clinic (1959) 23:20-27; p. 27. ...most subjects find the experience valuable, some find it frightening, and many say that is it uniquely lovely. Osmond, H. Annals, NY Acad Science (1957) 66:418-434; p.436
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Re: i'm an ass...wtf did i get myself into [Re: JT]
#14170105 - 03/23/11 01:25 PM (12 years, 10 months ago) |
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Have you ever been to D&B? That place is awesome. I wouldn't pass up the chance to go and not pay for it. Like others have said, just get smashed.
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Re: i'm an ass...wtf did i get myself into [Re: badchad]
#14170109 - 03/23/11 01:26 PM (12 years, 10 months ago) |
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JT
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Re: i'm an ass...wtf did i get myself into [Re: Maharishi_2_U]
#14170115 - 03/23/11 01:27 PM (12 years, 10 months ago) |
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boredcertified said: @ Sam L Nope just call spades spades man, I've seen like four decent posts from you EVER. You're just some insecure dope fiend. Have fun bc
@ Chelsea burr guy: lol your sarcasm meter broken?

you have to remember that we are on the internet. Sarcasm isnt easy to catch, and i dont think other people think its sarcastic either.
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Re: i'm an ass...wtf did i get myself into [Re: JT]
#14170145 - 03/23/11 01:32 PM (12 years, 10 months ago) |
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Is the chick single even lol. Your probably fucked anyways tho on using a excuse after she said that shed pay. Maybe she pulled that shit on purpose cuz u wanna fuck her. women can be crazy .
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Re: i'm an ass...wtf did i get myself into [Re: realfuzzhead]
#14170150 - 03/23/11 01:33 PM (12 years, 10 months ago) |
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realfuzzhead said: JT 
right? It's not like if you go with them, you'll be totally alienated. I doubt they'll just be having "mom talk". Assuming both these chicks are single, so they don't really have families...they have daughters. My best friend is dating a chick with a 2 year old and she's really cool.
I agree that this girl shouldn't have just invited another friend, but who cares? Alcohol+food+games and shit = DS(both)HSB
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Re: i'm an ass...wtf did i get myself into [Re: Anthony917]
#14170173 - 03/23/11 01:36 PM (12 years, 10 months ago) |
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feed em some D.
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Re: i'm an ass...wtf did i get myself into [Re: Hakim0777]
#14170185 - 03/23/11 01:38 PM (12 years, 10 months ago) |
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Hakim0777 said:
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boredcertified said: @ Sam L Nope just call spades spades man, I've seen like four decent posts from you EVER. You're just some insecure dope fiend. Have fun bc
@ Chelsea burr guy: lol your sarcasm meter broken?

you have to remember that we are on the internet. Sarcasm isnt easy to catch, and i dont think other people think its sarcastic either.
oh ok
 thanks for the heads up! Maybe I will change that just for u! Be well my friend  bc
PS: Anthony has got the idea!
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Re: i'm an ass...wtf did i get myself into [Re: Maharishi_2_U]
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boredcertified said:
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Hakim0777 said:
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boredcertified said: @ Sam L Nope just call spades spades man, I've seen like four decent posts from you EVER. You're just some insecure dope fiend. Have fun bc
@ Chelsea burr guy: lol your sarcasm meter broken?

you have to remember that we are on the internet. Sarcasm isnt easy to catch, and i dont think other people think its sarcastic either.
oh ok
 thanks for the heads up! Maybe I will change that just for u! Be well my friend  bc
PS: Anthony has got the idea! 
see now I dont know if this is sarcastic or not.
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Re: i'm an ass...wtf did i get myself into [Re: Hakim0777]
#14170248 - 03/23/11 01:48 PM (12 years, 10 months ago) |
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Lol no. I changed it, check it out.
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Re: i'm an ass...wtf did i get myself into [Re: Maharishi_2_U]
#14170261 - 03/23/11 01:49 PM (12 years, 10 months ago) |
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Re: i'm an ass...wtf did i get myself into [Re: Hakim0777]
#14170278 - 03/23/11 01:54 PM (12 years, 10 months ago) |
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She should have known from the get-go that she was paying for herself.
Straight up? Why should you pay? Who is she to you exactly other than a chick you might be mildly interested in?
Chivalry is dead because it turns chicks off.
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Re: i'm an ass...wtf did i get myself into [Re: abstrakt]
#14170324 - 03/23/11 02:00 PM (12 years, 10 months ago) |
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Chivalry, like rock, is NOT dead. It is just under practiced  I won my wife through real chivalry! To say there are fewer "real men" might be a better statement  bc
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Re: i'm an ass...wtf did i get myself into [Re: shLong]
#14170329 - 03/23/11 02:00 PM (12 years, 10 months ago) |
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Neither of them are single...
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Re: i'm an ass...wtf did i get myself into [Re: JT]
#14170344 - 03/23/11 02:03 PM (12 years, 10 months ago) |
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Ok, so I do not see the problem then? Lol this whole thread just went
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Re: i'm an ass...wtf did i get myself into [Re: Maharishi_2_U]
#14170364 - 03/23/11 02:06 PM (12 years, 10 months ago) |
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Cuckold is a derogatory term for a man whose wife is or has been unfaithful.
are the baby daddies coming along? if not man theres your chance
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Re: i'm an ass...wtf did i get myself into [Re: trekie]
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trekie said: Cuckold is a derogatory term for a man whose wife is or has been unfaithful.
are the baby daddies coming along? if not man theres your chance
cuckold doesnt have to be derogatory.
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Re: i'm an ass...wtf did i get myself into [Re: Hakim0777]
#14170407 - 03/23/11 02:12 PM (12 years, 10 months ago) |
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Oh i know :
I was just taking the definition from wiki
hmmm I wonder when my buddies coming to town again
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Re: i'm an ass...wtf did i get myself into [Re: trekie]
#14171597 - 03/23/11 05:42 PM (12 years, 10 months ago) |
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yeah then I say you don't go...if they're both single that's a different story but now, unless you are actually good friends with this girl, it's probably just a waste of time.
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Re: i'm an ass...wtf did i get myself into [Re: realfuzzhead]
#14171614 - 03/23/11 05:44 PM (12 years, 10 months ago) |
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realfuzzhead said: oh i thought that last word was pray not pay. As in get on her knee's and "pray"

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Re: i'm an ass...wtf did i get myself into [Re: JT]
#14171631 - 03/23/11 05:47 PM (12 years, 10 months ago) |
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Dont disappoint me son
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Re: i'm an ass...wtf did i get myself into [Re: JT]
#14171641 - 03/23/11 05:49 PM (12 years, 10 months ago) |
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JT said: Neither of them are single...
I'm not seeing a problem here.
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Re: i'm an ass...wtf did i get myself into [Re: Doc_T]
#14171650 - 03/23/11 05:51 PM (12 years, 10 months ago) |
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Doc_T said:
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JT said: Neither of them are single...
I'm not seeing a problem here.

Haha,fuck that,abandon ship. Tell her you've to meet your aunt or something to fix her computer.
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Re: i'm an ass...wtf did i get myself into [Re: LobsterSauce]
#14171778 - 03/23/11 06:14 PM (12 years, 10 months ago) |
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Quote:
Jimtown said:
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Doc_T said:
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JT said: Neither of them are single...
I'm not seeing a problem here.

Haha,fuck that,abandon ship. Tell her you've to meet your aunt or something to fix her computer.
For sure! Neither of them single?
I mean, on the one hand, it is free beer.
But on the other hand, fuck that shit.
Tell her you just remembered you have to wash your hair.
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Re: i'm an ass...wtf did i get myself into [Re: LobsterSauce]
#14171985 - 03/23/11 06:55 PM (12 years, 10 months ago) |
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^^^ This
I've been in the position of fucking a married woman who had some kids.
It's just a bad idea. You have sex because it feels good.
Having sex with a mother who is still involved with her child's father creates way more problems than the pussy is worth. You end up not feeling good in the end, or at the very least someone damn sure does.
Just not my style.
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Re: i'm an ass...wtf did i get myself into [Re: JT]
#14172014 - 03/23/11 06:59 PM (12 years, 10 months ago) |
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Honestly, too me that sounds like a lot of fun. You're already friends with you're one friend ( who cares if shes a mom now, you were friends with her before ), who cares if she brings along another friend whose also a woman? I find women to be easy to get along with. Honestly, I don't see this as a bad time at all. It sounds more fun than a night by your self.
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Re: i'm an ass...wtf did i get myself into [Re: Funguspants]
#14172064 - 03/23/11 07:08 PM (12 years, 10 months ago) |
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well i'm drinking gin here and listening to APC and i can say that i am probably having a better time by myself than i would with them.
it is a fuckin shame they had to get knocked up. i used to be really close with the first one (left)

and this one was your typical crazy azn who would do anything. i haven't seen her since my junior year in HS (when she was afreshman) but she woulda turned out pretty good

god damn it, shroomery has me thinkin about bonin moms
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Re: i'm an ass...wtf did i get myself into [Re: JT]
#14172070 - 03/23/11 07:09 PM (12 years, 10 months ago) |
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you know what you must do
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Re: i'm an ass...wtf did i get myself into [Re: realfuzzhead]
#14172083 - 03/23/11 07:11 PM (12 years, 10 months ago) |
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Get the fuck of your ass and party at the arcade.
She said it was paid for.
all sorts of
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Re: i'm an ass...wtf did i get myself into [Re: realfuzzhead]
#14172094 - 03/23/11 07:12 PM (12 years, 10 months ago) |
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dude you passed up a threesome with milfs
you shoulda just made her pay for your beer, smashed both of their asses at one time, and then gone home.
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Re: i'm an ass...wtf did i get myself into [Re: Hakim0777]
#14172104 - 03/23/11 07:14 PM (12 years, 10 months ago) |
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Hakim0777 said:
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trekie said: fun for the whole family


dude. that last one is fucking twisted. ugh.
                                                          
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Re: i'm an ass...wtf did i get myself into [Re: stranger_danger]
#14172109 - 03/23/11 07:15 PM (12 years, 10 months ago) |
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Damn and I was going to repost this...
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KIDS
they have them

and look at her dad... he's fucking yakuza or something
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Re: i'm an ass...wtf did i get myself into [Re: 4runner]
#14172127 - 03/23/11 07:18 PM (12 years, 10 months ago) |
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anunnakian said: Damn and I was going to repost this...

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Re: i'm an ass...wtf did i get myself into [Re: JT]
#14172130 - 03/23/11 07:19 PM (12 years, 10 months ago) |
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JT said: KIDS
they have them
and look at her dad... he's fucking yakuza or something
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Would not mess with dad.
You are forgiven.
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#14172132 - 03/23/11 07:19 PM (12 years, 10 months ago) |
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of course they have kids, thats what makes them milfs.
you could have participated in 3 porn categories at one time. milfs. threesome. asian.
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Re: i'm an ass...wtf did i get myself into [Re: JT]
#14172153 - 03/23/11 07:24 PM (12 years, 10 months ago) |
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JT said: well i'm drinking gin here and listening to APC and i can say that i am probably having a better time by myself than i would with them.
it is a fuckin shame they had to get knocked up. i used to be really close with the first one (left)

and this one was your typical crazy azn who would do anything. i haven't seen her since my junior year in HS (when she was afreshman) but she woulda turned out pretty good

god damn it, shroomery has me thinkin about bonin moms
Ide of played it cool and went and chilled after she offered to pay. Like i said in my previous post. I find it best not to piss people off when they offer you things to be cool. Or you just coulda said listen girl i wanna take you out. no or yah?
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Re: i'm an ass...wtf did i get myself into *DELETED* [Re: Anthony917]
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Re: i'm an ass...wtf did i get myself into [Re: JT]
#14172174 - 03/23/11 07:29 PM (12 years, 10 months ago) |
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I mean still I would have gone, IMO the first one was atrractive not a fan of the second one but they seem like ufn people.
EVEN IF YOU GET NOTHING SEXUAL OUT OF IT it would still be fun they seem chill.
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Re: i'm an ass...wtf did i get myself into [Re: Greendreams]
#14172179 - 03/23/11 07:30 PM (12 years, 10 months ago) |
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Anthony917 said: yeah then I say you don't go...if they're both single that's a different story but now, unless you are actually good friends with this girl, it's probably just a waste of time.
This. If she's a really good friend and you just want to catch up then go for it, otherwise it's a waste. Dave & Buster's kinda sucks imo, sure it's an arcade place where you can drink but every time I go there's a ton of annoying kids running in front of me because their parents are getting drunk at the bar. 
Yeah, D&B sucks. It's just a place for alcoholic couples with small children to get wasted.
Although it's probably not so bad on a weeknight.
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Re: i'm an ass...wtf did i get myself into [Re: ifoundwaldo]
#14172228 - 03/23/11 07:41 PM (12 years, 10 months ago) |
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Thread fail
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Anthony917
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Re: i'm an ass...wtf did i get myself into [Re: JT]
#14173552 - 03/24/11 12:04 AM (12 years, 10 months ago) |
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JT said: well i'm drinking gin here and listening to APC and i can say that i am probably having a better time by myself than i would with them.
it is a fuckin shame they had to get knocked up. i used to be really close with the first one (left)

I'll take the redhead please
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Re: i'm an ass...wtf did i get myself into [Re: Anthony917]
#14173651 - 03/24/11 12:27 AM (12 years, 10 months ago) |
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You could've got shitty and leered at the children
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