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Re: i'm an ass...wtf did i get myself into [Re: LobsterSauce]
    #14171985 - 03/23/11 06:55 PM (12 years, 10 months ago)

^^^ This

I've been in the position of fucking a married woman who had some kids.

It's just a bad idea.  You have sex because it feels good.

Having sex with a mother who is still involved with her child's father creates way more problems than the pussy is worth.  You end up not feeling good in the end, or at the very least someone damn sure does.

Just not my style.


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Re: i'm an ass...wtf did i get myself into [Re: JT]
    #14172014 - 03/23/11 06:59 PM (12 years, 10 months ago)

Honestly, too me that sounds like a lot of fun.  You're already friends with you're one friend ( who cares if shes a mom now, you were friends with her before ), who cares if she brings along another friend whose also a woman?  I find women to be easy to get along with.  Honestly, I don't see this as a bad time at all.  It sounds more fun than a night by your self.


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Re: i'm an ass...wtf did i get myself into [Re: Funguspants]
    #14172064 - 03/23/11 07:08 PM (12 years, 10 months ago)

well i'm drinking gin here and listening to APC and i can say that i am probably having a better time by myself than i would with them.

it is a fuckin shame they had to get knocked up. i used to be really close with the first one (left)


and this one was your typical crazy azn who would do anything. i haven't seen her since my junior year in HS (when she was  afreshman) but she woulda turned out pretty good


god damn it, shroomery has me thinkin about bonin moms


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Re: i'm an ass...wtf did i get myself into [Re: JT]
    #14172070 - 03/23/11 07:09 PM (12 years, 10 months ago)

you know what you must do


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Re: i'm an ass...wtf did i get myself into [Re: realfuzzhead]
    #14172083 - 03/23/11 07:11 PM (12 years, 10 months ago)

Get the fuck of your ass and party at the arcade.

She said it was paid for.


all sorts of :facepalm:


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Re: i'm an ass...wtf did i get myself into [Re: realfuzzhead]
    #14172094 - 03/23/11 07:12 PM (12 years, 10 months ago)

dude you passed up a threesome with milfs

you shoulda just made her pay for your beer, smashed both of their asses at one time, and then gone home.


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Re: i'm an ass...wtf did i get myself into [Re: Hakim0777]
    #14172104 - 03/23/11 07:14 PM (12 years, 10 months ago)

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trekie said:
fun for the whole family






dude. that last one is fucking twisted. ugh.



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Re: i'm an ass...wtf did i get myself into [Re: stranger_danger]
    #14172109 - 03/23/11 07:15 PM (12 years, 10 months ago)

Damn and I was going to repost this...



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Re: i'm an ass...wtf did i get myself into [Re: Samuel L Jackson]
    #14172120 - 03/23/11 07:17 PM (12 years, 10 months ago)

KIDS

they have them



and look at her dad... he's fucking yakuza or something



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Re: i'm an ass...wtf did i get myself into [Re: 4runner]
    #14172127 - 03/23/11 07:18 PM (12 years, 10 months ago)

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anunnakian said:
Damn and I was going to repost this...






:rofl:


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Re: i'm an ass...wtf did i get myself into [Re: JT]
    #14172130 - 03/23/11 07:19 PM (12 years, 10 months ago)

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JT said:
KIDS

they have them


and look at her dad... he's fucking yakuza or something


..

Would not mess with dad.

You are forgiven.


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Re: i'm an ass...wtf did i get myself into [Re: JT] * 1
    #14172132 - 03/23/11 07:19 PM (12 years, 10 months ago)

of course they have kids, thats what makes them milfs.

you could have participated in 3 porn categories at one time. milfs. threesome. asian.


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Re: i'm an ass...wtf did i get myself into [Re: JT]
    #14172153 - 03/23/11 07:24 PM (12 years, 10 months ago)

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well i'm drinking gin here and listening to APC and i can say that i am probably having a better time by myself than i would with them.

it is a fuckin shame they had to get knocked up. i used to be really close with the first one (left)


and this one was your typical crazy azn who would do anything. i haven't seen her since my junior year in HS (when she was  afreshman) but she woulda turned out pretty good


god damn it, shroomery has me thinkin about bonin moms



Ide of played it cool and went and chilled after she offered to pay. Like i said in my previous post. I find it best not to piss people off when they offer you things to be cool. Or you just coulda said listen girl i wanna take you out. no or yah? :peace:


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Re: i'm an ass...wtf did i get myself into *DELETED* [Re: Anthony917]
    #14172157 - 03/23/11 07:24 PM (12 years, 10 months ago)

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Re: i'm an ass...wtf did i get myself into [Re: JT]
    #14172174 - 03/23/11 07:29 PM (12 years, 10 months ago)

I mean still I would have gone, IMO the first one was atrractive not a fan of the second one but they seem like ufn people. 

EVEN IF YOU GET NOTHING SEXUAL OUT OF IT it would still be fun they seem chill.


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Re: i'm an ass...wtf did i get myself into [Re: Greendreams]
    #14172179 - 03/23/11 07:30 PM (12 years, 10 months ago)

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yeah then I say you don't go...if they're both single that's a different story but now, unless you are actually good friends with this girl, it's probably just a waste of time.




This. If she's a really good friend and you just want to catch up then go for it, otherwise it's a waste. Dave & Buster's kinda sucks imo, sure it's an arcade place where you can drink but every time I go there's a ton of annoying kids running in front of me because their parents are getting drunk at the bar. :crankey:




Yeah, D&B sucks. It's just a place for alcoholic couples with small children to get wasted.

Although it's probably not so bad on a weeknight.


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Re: i'm an ass...wtf did i get myself into [Re: ifoundwaldo]
    #14172228 - 03/23/11 07:41 PM (12 years, 10 months ago)

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Re: i'm an ass...wtf did i get myself into [Re: JT]
    #14173552 - 03/24/11 12:04 AM (12 years, 10 months ago)

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JT said:
well i'm drinking gin here and listening to APC and i can say that i am probably having a better time by myself than i would with them.

it is a fuckin shame they had to get knocked up. i used to be really close with the first one (left)






I'll take the redhead please :awedance:


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Re: i'm an ass...wtf did i get myself into [Re: Anthony917]
    #14173651 - 03/24/11 12:27 AM (12 years, 10 months ago)

You could've got shitty and leered at the children


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