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JT


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i'm an ass...wtf did i get myself into
#14169685 - 03/23/11 12:17 PM (12 years, 11 months ago) |
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I'm home for spring break visiting at my mom's for a few days and decided to hit up one of my old friends. She has a 1 year old kid but I haven't seen her in forever and like I said, i'mbored, so I asked her if she wanted to go out for lunch to catch up. Anyways we made plans for today to go down to osu campus and eat and walk around, but a little bit ago she texts me and says she doesn't want to go down town, so she wants to go to dave and busters...
That sounds hella gay and I take a while to think up a response, and before I message her back, she texts me again and says she invited another of her friends who just had a baby and is 18. Wtf. So I text her and say I'm really poor and don't have the money for that, how about we just go for a quick walk in the park? She says no, then offers to pay for me and really lays on the guilt trip crap. I can't think of an excuse since I already told her I was free tonight.
So long story short, I'm supposed to go to dave and busters at the mall with two teenage moms. Anyone got an idea how I can get out of this without totally bein a dick?
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realfuzzhead



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Re: i'm an ass...wtf did i get myself into [Re: JT] 3
#14169695 - 03/23/11 12:20 PM (12 years, 11 months ago) |
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go to dave n busters. drink beer. nod head and pretend to listen for 10 minutes, then play games the rest of the night.
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4runner


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Re: i'm an ass...wtf did i get myself into [Re: JT]
#14169697 - 03/23/11 12:21 PM (12 years, 11 months ago) |
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Samuel L Jackson
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Re: i'm an ass...wtf did i get myself into [Re: realfuzzhead] 1
#14169698 - 03/23/11 12:21 PM (12 years, 11 months ago) |
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im gonna add to what fuzzhead said... but by adding my take on the situation.
get back at her for trapping you into that shit by drinking beer all night and making her pay!
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realfuzzhead



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trekie
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What can you tell about a women who has kids.....
She fucks.
Goto dave and busters then bust on her chestacles
Just wrap that shit up and throw that hot dog down that hallway
-------------------- I must not fear. Fear is the mind-killer. Fear is the little-death that brings total obliteration. I will face my fear. I will permit it to pass over me and through me. And when it has gone past I will turn the inner eye to see its path. Where the fear has gone there will be nothing. Only I will remain.
Edited by trekie (03/23/11 12:25 PM)
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realfuzzhead



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Re: i'm an ass...wtf did i get myself into [Re: realfuzzhead]
#14169718 - 03/23/11 12:24 PM (12 years, 11 months ago) |
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oh i thought that last word was pray not pay. As in get on her knee's and "pray"
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4runner


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Re: i'm an ass...wtf did i get myself into [Re: realfuzzhead]
#14169731 - 03/23/11 12:27 PM (12 years, 11 months ago) |
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Doc_T
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Re: i'm an ass...wtf did i get myself into [Re: trekie]
#14169748 - 03/23/11 12:32 PM (12 years, 11 months ago) |
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Quote:
trekie said: What can you tell about a women who has kids.....
She fucks.
Key point. I'm seeing a threesome.
-------------------- You make it all possible. Doesn't it feel good?
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shLong



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Re: i'm an ass...wtf did i get myself into [Re: 4runner]
#14169760 - 03/23/11 12:34 PM (12 years, 11 months ago) |
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This thread is LOL concentrate....
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Re: i'm an ass...wtf did i get myself into [Re: Doc_T]
#14169761 - 03/23/11 12:35 PM (12 years, 11 months ago) |
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just tell her you don't feel like fuckin babysitting tonight
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Mello Kitty
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Re: i'm an ass...wtf did i get myself into [Re: JT]
#14169783 - 03/23/11 12:39 PM (12 years, 11 months ago) |
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go high, make the best of it
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amilibertine
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Re: i'm an ass...wtf did i get myself into [Re: Doc_T]
#14169791 - 03/23/11 12:40 PM (12 years, 11 months ago) |
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Dave and Busters is cool IMO They have decent food too.
Wish I was going out with two teenage moms, I'm not sure what you are complaining about...just wear earbuds and pretend to listen...
Quote:
Doc_T said:
Quote:
trekie said: What can you tell about a women who has kids.....
She fucks.
Key point. I'm seeing a threesome.
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Hakim0777
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Re: i'm an ass...wtf did i get myself into [Re: Doc_T]
#14169804 - 03/23/11 12:43 PM (12 years, 11 months ago) |
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Quote:
Doc_T said:
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trekie said: What can you tell about a women who has kids.....
She fucks.
Key point. I'm seeing a threesome.
and the kids can watch!
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Mello Kitty
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Re: i'm an ass...wtf did i get myself into [Re: amilibertine]
#14169813 - 03/23/11 12:44 PM (12 years, 11 months ago) |
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amilibertine said: They have decent food too.
now alcohol... maybe
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trekie
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Re: i'm an ass...wtf did i get myself into [Re: Hakim0777]
#14169819 - 03/23/11 12:46 PM (12 years, 11 months ago) |
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fun for the whole family

-------------------- I must not fear. Fear is the mind-killer. Fear is the little-death that brings total obliteration. I will face my fear. I will permit it to pass over me and through me. And when it has gone past I will turn the inner eye to see its path. Where the fear has gone there will be nothing. Only I will remain.
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Hakim0777
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Re: i'm an ass...wtf did i get myself into [Re: trekie]
#14169823 - 03/23/11 12:47 PM (12 years, 11 months ago) |
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trekie said: fun for the whole family


dude. that last one is fucking twisted. ugh.
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4runner


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Re: i'm an ass...wtf did i get myself into [Re: trekie]
#14169824 - 03/23/11 12:47 PM (12 years, 11 months ago) |
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Wow, now that is some multi-tasking.
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amilibertine
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Re: i'm an ass...wtf did i get myself into [Re: Mello Kitty]
#14169825 - 03/23/11 12:47 PM (12 years, 11 months ago) |
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Quote:
ellenallien said:
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amilibertine said: They have decent food too.
now alcohol... maybe
I said decent, not gourmet 
Better than comparable steak houses like Applebee's...
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Maharishi_2_U
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Re: i'm an ass...wtf did i get myself into [Re: JT]
#14169860 - 03/23/11 12:52 PM (12 years, 11 months ago) |
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Go, Dick. Make a Buckeye proud. You might learn something from those moms! Children are the most amazing blessing our planet has, and when I hear older children (18-25) say what a drag they are, I know they are selfish humans. Go, have fun, play a game, smile. Kids are why you are here ..... the stop teaching philos. and ethics at OU? For shame!Athens dude. BC
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