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OfflineStaleShrooms
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Re: this guy is offering me 80 bucks to blow me [Re: Patlal]
    #14105736 - 03/11/11 08:00 PM (12 years, 11 months ago)

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Think about it like this, lets say you do it for a 150 bucks. The cop meets you. Instantly he stares you down, with a look only a cop can pull off, your not sure what to call it but its a mix of lechery and suspicion. It makes you uncomfortable and your thinking about calling it off but then he pulls out 200 dollars

"200 dollars for a suck, you ready to do this kid?"

It was originally 150!, you think to yourself. A strange perverse excitement comes over you as he slowly gets to his knees. He lets out a large grunt and licks his lips. The tension is so tight that you can hear his tongue as it scrapes the bristles of his full mustache. Hesitantly you pull out your weak and flaccid member.

"Im gonna suck you dry", the cop whispers. You can feel your nature retract a little as his hot breath wicks agaisnt it. Now you know that this was a bad idea, and you want to get away. But was there something threatening in the cadence of his promise? What if I try to get away?

Sensing your desire to get out of the situation the cop grabs two handfuls of your tender ass and pulls you into his face taking in all of you. You close your eyes and try to drift away, trying to think of your ex girlfriend, think of that way she used looked at you when...

"whatsamatta kid?", the cop croaks in between gags. "Am I not turning you on enough?"

...She would cum and for a second you drift away to that special place. For a second you forget is what is going on, and it feels ok. Now it kind of feels great and you feel the hot warmth building in your gut as your testicles contract. You let out a little moan and release yourself. The cop senses this and pulls off letting the semen shower all over his face, all over his beard... He pulls out 300 dollars and wipes his face clean and throws the bills at you.

"keep the change kid", he says,

and he walks away.





:lolsy:




Why did I get somewhat turned on by this?????

Motherfucker! The Shrooms made me gay.




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Re: this guy is offering me 80 bucks to blow me [Re: nice1]
    #14105741 - 03/11/11 08:02 PM (12 years, 11 months ago)

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cool troll bro

this is obviously bollocks.

No one would pay to suck a dick, definately not a cop who could lose his job.  he could just walk up to any gay and suck a dick he wouldn't have to pay or risk his job.




you don't know what you're talking about. I had a roommate in Boston that made a living by letting old dudes blow him.


http://www.rentboy.com/


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Re: this guy is offering me 80 bucks to blow me [Re: blewmeanie]
    #14105826 - 03/11/11 08:20 PM (12 years, 11 months ago)

pics or it didn't happen :awetongue:


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Re: this guy is offering me 80 bucks to blow me [Re: j0nnyb0y05]
    #14105845 - 03/11/11 08:24 PM (12 years, 11 months ago)

it's very..

very..

gay.


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Re: this guy is offering me 80 bucks to blow me [Re: j0nnyb0y05]
    #14105891 - 03/11/11 08:35 PM (12 years, 11 months ago)

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j0nnyb0y05 said:
pics or it didn't happen :awetongue:



Holy shit, I just tried to look up his old site and I found an obituary for him instead. I wonder how he died?:sad:


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Re: this guy is offering me 80 bucks to blow me [Re: blewmeanie]
    #14105923 - 03/11/11 08:44 PM (12 years, 11 months ago)

Damn, it was a suicide.

Let that be a lesson to ya OP.:sad:


RIP Gabe



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Re: this guy is offering me 80 bucks to blow me [Re: blewmeanie]
    #14105939 - 03/11/11 08:47 PM (12 years, 11 months ago)



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Re: this guy is offering me 80 bucks to blow me [Re: blewmeanie]
    #14107591 - 03/12/11 05:39 AM (12 years, 11 months ago)

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you don't know what you're talking about. I had a roommate in Boston that made a living by letting old dudes blow him.


http://www.rentboy.com/





You Americans must just be much gayer than us prude brits :snub:

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Re: this guy is offering me 80 bucks to blow me [Re: nice1]
    #14107896 - 03/12/11 08:40 AM (12 years, 11 months ago)

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nice1 said:
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blewmeanie said:
you don't know what you're talking about. I had a roommate in Boston that made a living by letting old dudes blow him.


http://www.rentboy.com/





You Americans must just be much gayer than us prude brits :snub:







Nah


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Re: this guy is offering me 80 bucks to blow me [Re: ROFL_my_ WAFFLE]
    #14169272 - 03/23/11 10:50 AM (12 years, 11 months ago)

So did the cop blow you or what?


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Re: this guy is offering me 80 bucks to blow me [Re: Hakim0777]
    #14169359 - 03/23/11 11:07 AM (12 years, 11 months ago)

This whole thread is :whacker:


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Re: this guy is offering me 80 bucks to blow me [Re: LadyLittleZeppelin]
    #14169417 - 03/23/11 11:19 AM (12 years, 11 months ago)

the dude in your avatar is hella bomb.


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Re: this guy is offering me 80 bucks to blow me [Re: Hakim0777]
    #14169456 - 03/23/11 11:30 AM (12 years, 11 months ago)

Best answer: go to the police station, show his boss those texts.
Win.

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Re: this guy is offering me 80 bucks to blow me [Re: nice1]
    #14169577 - 03/23/11 11:58 AM (12 years, 11 months ago)

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blewmeanie said:
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nice1 said:
cool troll bro

this is obviously bollocks.

No one would pay to suck a dick, definately not a cop who could lose his job.  he could just walk up to any gay and suck a dick he wouldn't have to pay or risk his job.




you don't know what you're talking about. I had a roommate in Boston that made a living by letting old dudes blow him.

http://www.rentboy.com/




blewmeanie is 100% correct.

I had a friends bf offer me $200 if I'd let him suck me off.  This was when I was 19 or so, and this guy was 31 or 32.  Obviously I didn't do it, not just because he was my friends boyfriend but also because he's really gross and creepy.  To spare those who don't want to puke on their keyboards, highlight if you want to read one of the nastiest things about this dude.

He constantly sucks his thumb.  He doesn't suck his bare thumb though, he wraps a little rag - apparently he cuts a square out of an old tee-shirt - around his thumb and sucks on that.  This rag also happens to be his cum rag; not only does he use it to wipe up his own cum, but anyone else's too (like my friend when they were dating).  He keeps this nasty ass rag in his pocket at all times, and whenever he gets a chance, he wraps it around his thumb and sucks on it.

I wasn't exactly thrilled that I had to spend time with this guy if I ever wanted to see my friend, since as I've mentioned, he was my friend's bf. I got in the habit of always carrying around hand sanitizer - after all, there was no way to tell what he'd been touching, and I never once saw him wash his hands.  My friend was my age, and this guy was a loser to boot, and to this day I have absolutely no idea why my friend dated him - for something like four years.  Despite my pleading with my friend, he would still bring this guy around (when i'd specifically asked him not to), and he'd force me (by being my ride - after he did this a few times, I began insisting on driving myself anywhere if I was hanging out with him) to go over to the guy's place.  If you think this sounds bad, trust me, it was a hundred times worse experiencing it.

So some people do indeed offer, on occasion, to pay money to suck off someone they think is hot.  Oh, I almost forgot, this 70 year old dude also offered me money to suck me off.  I think it was a hundred bucks maybe?  What he really wanted to do was "photograph" me, but I wouldn't have done that for all the money in the world, even if I had been broke and needed the money.  He was almost as creepy as my friends bf.  Obviously I turned him down too.  I haven't seen either of these people in several years now and I hope it stays that way.


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Re: this guy is offering me 80 bucks to blow me [Re: the spiral]
    #14169587 - 03/23/11 11:59 AM (12 years, 11 months ago)

Someone wants to pay you to suck your dick and you even have to think about that one?

:feelsweirdman:

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Re: this guy is offering me 80 bucks to blow me [Re: Beanhead]
    #14170076 - 03/23/11 01:21 PM (12 years, 11 months ago)

That sounds very sketch to me.  Who would pay someone to do oral favors to the person they are paying??

Its like a hooker but she pays you to have sex with her.  I don't get it.. :confused:

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Re: this guy is offering me 80 bucks to blow me [Re: Cakk]
    #14170112 - 03/23/11 01:26 PM (12 years, 11 months ago)

If I was certain there were no other way (and high off my ass)... I'd pay an absolutely smokin' lady to let me eat her out :awesome:


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Re: this guy is offering me 80 bucks to blow me [Re: twighead]
    #14170138 - 03/23/11 01:30 PM (12 years, 11 months ago)

I wanna fuck a hooker hella bad.


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Re: this guy is offering me 80 bucks to blow me [Re: Hakim0777]
    #14170188 - 03/23/11 01:38 PM (12 years, 11 months ago)

Seems like an easy enough goal to accomplish. They walk all over the place around my house every night.:puke:


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Re: this guy is offering me 80 bucks to blow me [Re: blewmeanie]
    #14170205 - 03/23/11 01:41 PM (12 years, 11 months ago)

You always bitch about the people you live with. :lol:


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