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Sooo, i can auto felatio
    #14169330 - 03/23/11 11:01 AM (12 years, 10 months ago)

Found out almost 10 years ago that i could blow myself. Less then 1% of guys can do this. Now for the record I DO NOT do this. I just know i can reach. And i have shown a couple girls.

Now my question is do you think its Gay for a guy to do that to himself? Most chicks say if they could eat themselves they'd never leave home. Lol i mean it does belong to u n could put a twist on masturbation. Lol what y'all think?


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Re: Sooo, i can auto felatio [Re: highc]
    #14169355 - 03/23/11 11:06 AM (12 years, 10 months ago)

Hahaha it's at least borderline gay. Good that you don't do it though. I'd rather just buy a fleshlight if I wanted a twist to masturbation.

But hey, Ron Jeremy did it, so maybe it isn't gay. :albanomario:



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Re: Sooo, i can auto felatio [Re: Eminence]
    #14169414 - 03/23/11 11:18 AM (12 years, 10 months ago)

no, that's not gay.

if you could somehow bugger yourself in your own meat-grommet, THAT would be gay.

the line has been drawn.


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Re: Sooo, i can auto felatio [Re: Eminence] * 1
    #14169419 - 03/23/11 11:19 AM (12 years, 10 months ago)

dude i cld never blow a load in my own mouth and live with myself.... idk, just me... but any load getting blown in my mouth is 1 load to many


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Re: Sooo, i can auto felatio [Re: stranger_danger]
    #14169434 - 03/23/11 11:24 AM (12 years, 10 months ago)

i did that once, just so i could honestly tell someone, "come on, it's not THAT bad, baby."

but it turns out that it IS that bad, basically.  this chick put me on a special high-fruit, no diary, no onion/garlic/booze diet for a week or so, but i'll have to take her word for it that it was better.


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Re: Sooo, i can auto felatio [Re: mcganky]
    #14169447 - 03/23/11 11:28 AM (12 years, 10 months ago)

if you can suck your own dick you have no reason to go outside, ever.

"if a man could fuck a woman in a cardboard box, he would"

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Re: Sooo, i can auto felatio [Re: mcganky]
    #14169479 - 03/23/11 11:36 AM (12 years, 10 months ago)



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Re: Sooo, i can auto felatio [Re: Eminence]
    #14169504 - 03/23/11 11:41 AM (12 years, 10 months ago)

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Re: Sooo, i can auto felatio [Re: Eminence] * 1
    #14169551 - 03/23/11 11:52 AM (12 years, 10 months ago)

meh.  if you're going to be dispensing crud into someone's mouth, might as well man up and take one first.  i have zero shame.


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Re: Sooo, i can auto felatio [Re: mcganky] * 1
    #14170674 - 03/23/11 03:01 PM (12 years, 10 months ago)

100% honestly would not eat myself out if I could. It doesn't gross me out, but I wouldn't want to. If I liked a girl I could down on her, but why would I want to do it to myself? Part of the pleasure of it is it being someone else experiencing you.


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Re: Sooo, i can auto felatio [Re: TTT]
    #14171138 - 03/23/11 04:21 PM (12 years, 10 months ago)

Honestly, if I could reach I'd probably do it.

God help you if someone walks in on that unexpectedly. :lol:


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Re: Sooo, i can auto felatio [Re: TTT]
    #14171197 - 03/23/11 04:30 PM (12 years, 10 months ago)

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100% honestly would not eat myself out if I could. It doesn't gross me out, but I wouldn't want to. If I liked a girl I could down on her, but why would I want to do it to myself? Part of the pleasure of it is it being someone else experiencing you.




That would look so funny :lol:


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Young male going by the name "Bassfreak" entered Worcester General complaining of a sharp pain in his buttock region after attending EDM event. Attending physician considered a possible diagnosis of acute rave anus, but upon further investigation it was determined there was nothing cute about patient's anus.

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Re: Sooo, i can auto felatio [Re: pfxtc]
    #14171223 - 03/23/11 04:34 PM (12 years, 10 months ago)

the hassle wasn't worth it. I used to be able to do it. Doesn't feel better in my opinion. I eat almost nothing except meat, and my cum is not bad. To you guys with funky cum, idk.


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Re: Sooo, i can auto felatio [Re: TTT]
    #14172294 - 03/23/11 07:55 PM (12 years, 10 months ago)

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100% honestly would not eat myself out if I could. It doesn't gross me out, but I wouldn't want to. If I liked a girl I could down on her, but why would I want to do it to myself? Part of the pleasure of it is it being someone else experiencing you.




Ever hear of masturbation?


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Re: Sooo, i can auto felatio [Re: highc]
    #14172551 - 03/23/11 08:52 PM (12 years, 10 months ago)

:picdidnthappen:


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Re: Sooo, i can auto felatio [Re: Eminence]
    #14172585 - 03/23/11 08:57 PM (12 years, 10 months ago)

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Hahaha it's at least borderline gay. Good that you don't do it though. I'd rather just buy a fleshlight if I wanted a twist to masturbation.

But hey, Ron Jeremy did it, so maybe it isn't gay. :albanomario:





Ron Jeremy also fucked a pig, is that gay? Or just disgusting?


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Re: Sooo, i can auto felatio [Re: thelivingfreekshow]
    #14172660 - 03/23/11 09:13 PM (12 years, 10 months ago)

is it gay to give yourself a handjob? Most guys will say no, because they've done it, it's what people refer to as masturbation. Now is it gay to give yourself a blowjob? Or is it also masturbation?


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Re: Sooo, i can auto felatio [Re: stranger_danger]
    #14172748 - 03/23/11 09:32 PM (12 years, 10 months ago)

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dude i cld never blow a load in my own mouth and live with myself.... idk, just me... but any load getting blown in my mouth is 1 load to many




Yes


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Re: Sooo, i can auto felatio [Re: Humility]
    #14172782 - 03/23/11 09:37 PM (12 years, 10 months ago)

Well im not Gay ill tell u that.


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Re: Sooo, i can auto felatio [Re: Anonymous #2]
    #14172960 - 03/23/11 10:05 PM (12 years, 10 months ago)

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100% honestly would not eat myself out if I could. It doesn't gross me out, but I wouldn't want to. If I liked a girl I could down on her, but why would I want to do it to myself? Part of the pleasure of it is it being someone else experiencing you.




Ever hear of masturbation?



Um yeah, I do that almost daily.

I still have no desire to orally pleasure myself in anwyay. Rubbing my clit is a bit different, IMO.


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Re: Sooo, i can auto felatio [Re: TTT]
    #14173011 - 03/23/11 10:11 PM (12 years, 10 months ago)

Even if I ever tried auto fellatio I wouldn't be able to do it without laughing at myself.


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Re: Sooo, i can auto felatio [Re: Eminence]
    #14173240 - 03/23/11 10:51 PM (12 years, 10 months ago)

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Even if I ever tried auto fellatio I wouldn't be able to do it without laughing at myself.




In the mirror wearing a clown suit, shoes and nose.

Would the nose interfere?


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Re: Sooo, i can auto felatio [Re: highc]
    #14173599 - 03/24/11 12:17 AM (12 years, 10 months ago)

if i could do it I would do it all the time. Allllll the time


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Re: Sooo, i can auto felatio [Re: ManianFH]
    #14175780 - 03/24/11 01:16 PM (12 years, 10 months ago)

I can do it, although only cuz I do a lot of stretching... I can deepthroat myself and yep, I swallow. I did a few times without cumming in my mouth cuz I thought it would be gross to get cum in my mouth but honestly it isn't bad at all. Plus... no mess


Not attracted to guys though.... so :shrug:

It sure feels good though

:feelsgoodman:


Although I don't do it when I have a girlfriend...


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Re: Sooo, i can auto felatio [Re: Humility]
    #14175851 - 03/24/11 01:32 PM (12 years, 10 months ago)

Nah, the mirror would probably interfere more.


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Re: Sooo, i can auto felatio [Re: Eminence]
    #14186463 - 03/26/11 11:54 AM (12 years, 10 months ago)

i dont think it would be gay till the end.


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Re: Sooo, i can auto felatio [Re: Smk2Joints] * 1
    #14186469 - 03/26/11 11:55 AM (12 years, 10 months ago)

....
it is gay the moment the penis enters your mouth.....


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Re: Sooo, i can auto felatio [Re: stranger_danger]
    #14190821 - 03/27/11 06:42 AM (12 years, 10 months ago)

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it is gay the moment the penis enters your mouth.....



:rolleyes:


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Re: Sooo, i can auto felatio [Re: TTT]
    #14192181 - 03/27/11 01:04 PM (12 years, 10 months ago)

If I could blow myself you fucking bet I would!!!!!!

I see nothing gay about it, gay is a sexual attraction to other men so I cannot see how that would be any different(other then being way more awesome) then having a wank.


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Re: Sooo, i can auto felatio [Re: highc]
    #14193092 - 03/27/11 04:05 PM (12 years, 10 months ago)

Dude, your gay.  It doesn't matter if it's your penis or his penis, it's A PENIS IN YOUR MOUTH!


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Re: Sooo, i can auto felatio [Re: blue_lotus]
    #14193101 - 03/27/11 04:06 PM (12 years, 10 months ago)

Get some pics of it on your lips innit :super:


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