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highc
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Sooo, i can auto felatio
#14169330 - 03/23/11 11:01 AM (12 years, 10 months ago) |
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Found out almost 10 years ago that i could blow myself. Less then 1% of guys can do this. Now for the record I DO NOT do this. I just know i can reach. And i have shown a couple girls.
Now my question is do you think its Gay for a guy to do that to himself? Most chicks say if they could eat themselves they'd never leave home. Lol i mean it does belong to u n could put a twist on masturbation. Lol what y'all think?
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Re: Sooo, i can auto felatio [Re: highc]
#14169355 - 03/23/11 11:06 AM (12 years, 10 months ago) |
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Hahaha it's at least borderline gay. Good that you don't do it though. I'd rather just buy a fleshlight if I wanted a twist to masturbation.
But hey, Ron Jeremy did it, so maybe it isn't gay. 
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mcganky
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Re: Sooo, i can auto felatio [Re: Eminence]
#14169414 - 03/23/11 11:18 AM (12 years, 10 months ago) |
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no, that's not gay.
if you could somehow bugger yourself in your own meat-grommet, THAT would be gay.
the line has been drawn.
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Re: Sooo, i can auto felatio [Re: Eminence] 1
#14169419 - 03/23/11 11:19 AM (12 years, 10 months ago) |
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dude i cld never blow a load in my own mouth and live with myself.... idk, just me... but any load getting blown in my mouth is 1 load to many
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mcganky
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i did that once, just so i could honestly tell someone, "come on, it's not THAT bad, baby."
but it turns out that it IS that bad, basically. this chick put me on a special high-fruit, no diary, no onion/garlic/booze diet for a week or so, but i'll have to take her word for it that it was better.
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Re: Sooo, i can auto felatio [Re: mcganky]
#14169447 - 03/23/11 11:28 AM (12 years, 10 months ago) |
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if you can suck your own dick you have no reason to go outside, ever.
"if a man could fuck a woman in a cardboard box, he would"
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Re: Sooo, i can auto felatio [Re: mcganky]
#14169479 - 03/23/11 11:36 AM (12 years, 10 months ago) |
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Re: Sooo, i can auto felatio [Re: Eminence]
#14169504 - 03/23/11 11:41 AM (12 years, 10 months ago) |
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Re: Sooo, i can auto felatio [Re: Eminence] 1
#14169551 - 03/23/11 11:52 AM (12 years, 10 months ago) |
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meh. if you're going to be dispensing crud into someone's mouth, might as well man up and take one first. i have zero shame.
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TTT
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Re: Sooo, i can auto felatio [Re: mcganky] 1
#14170674 - 03/23/11 03:01 PM (12 years, 10 months ago) |
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100% honestly would not eat myself out if I could. It doesn't gross me out, but I wouldn't want to. If I liked a girl I could down on her, but why would I want to do it to myself? Part of the pleasure of it is it being someone else experiencing you.
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Re: Sooo, i can auto felatio [Re: TTT]
#14171138 - 03/23/11 04:21 PM (12 years, 10 months ago) |
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Honestly, if I could reach I'd probably do it.
God help you if someone walks in on that unexpectedly.
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Re: Sooo, i can auto felatio [Re: TTT]
#14171197 - 03/23/11 04:30 PM (12 years, 10 months ago) |
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Quote:
TTT said: 100% honestly would not eat myself out if I could. It doesn't gross me out, but I wouldn't want to. If I liked a girl I could down on her, but why would I want to do it to myself? Part of the pleasure of it is it being someone else experiencing you.
That would look so funny
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Re: Sooo, i can auto felatio [Re: pfxtc]
#14171223 - 03/23/11 04:34 PM (12 years, 10 months ago) |
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the hassle wasn't worth it. I used to be able to do it. Doesn't feel better in my opinion. I eat almost nothing except meat, and my cum is not bad. To you guys with funky cum, idk.
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Re: Sooo, i can auto felatio [Re: TTT]
#14172294 - 03/23/11 07:55 PM (12 years, 10 months ago) |
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Quote:
TTT said: 100% honestly would not eat myself out if I could. It doesn't gross me out, but I wouldn't want to. If I liked a girl I could down on her, but why would I want to do it to myself? Part of the pleasure of it is it being someone else experiencing you.
Ever hear of masturbation?
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Re: Sooo, i can auto felatio [Re: highc]
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Re: Sooo, i can auto felatio [Re: Eminence]
#14172585 - 03/23/11 08:57 PM (12 years, 10 months ago) |
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frylock91 said: Hahaha it's at least borderline gay. Good that you don't do it though. I'd rather just buy a fleshlight if I wanted a twist to masturbation.
But hey, Ron Jeremy did it, so maybe it isn't gay. 
Ron Jeremy also fucked a pig, is that gay? Or just disgusting?
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is it gay to give yourself a handjob? Most guys will say no, because they've done it, it's what people refer to as masturbation. Now is it gay to give yourself a blowjob? Or is it also masturbation?
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stranger_danger said: dude i cld never blow a load in my own mouth and live with myself.... idk, just me... but any load getting blown in my mouth is 1 load to many
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Re: Sooo, i can auto felatio [Re: Humility]
#14172782 - 03/23/11 09:37 PM (12 years, 10 months ago) |
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Well im not Gay ill tell u that.
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TTT
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Quote:
Anonymous said:
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TTT said: 100% honestly would not eat myself out if I could. It doesn't gross me out, but I wouldn't want to. If I liked a girl I could down on her, but why would I want to do it to myself? Part of the pleasure of it is it being someone else experiencing you.
Ever hear of masturbation?
Um yeah, I do that almost daily.
I still have no desire to orally pleasure myself in anwyay. Rubbing my clit is a bit different, IMO.
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Re: Sooo, i can auto felatio [Re: TTT]
#14173011 - 03/23/11 10:11 PM (12 years, 10 months ago) |
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Even if I ever tried auto fellatio I wouldn't be able to do it without laughing at myself.
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Re: Sooo, i can auto felatio [Re: Eminence]
#14173240 - 03/23/11 10:51 PM (12 years, 10 months ago) |
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frylock91 said: Even if I ever tried auto fellatio I wouldn't be able to do it without laughing at myself.
In the mirror wearing a clown suit, shoes and nose.
Would the nose interfere?
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Re: Sooo, i can auto felatio [Re: highc]
#14173599 - 03/24/11 12:17 AM (12 years, 10 months ago) |
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if i could do it I would do it all the time. Allllll the time
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Re: Sooo, i can auto felatio [Re: ManianFH]
#14175780 - 03/24/11 01:16 PM (12 years, 10 months ago) |
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I can do it, although only cuz I do a lot of stretching... I can deepthroat myself and yep, I swallow. I did a few times without cumming in my mouth cuz I thought it would be gross to get cum in my mouth but honestly it isn't bad at all. Plus... no mess
Not attracted to guys though.... so 
It sure feels good though

Although I don't do it when I have a girlfriend...
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Re: Sooo, i can auto felatio [Re: Humility]
#14175851 - 03/24/11 01:32 PM (12 years, 10 months ago) |
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Nah, the mirror would probably interfere more.
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Re: Sooo, i can auto felatio [Re: Eminence]
#14186463 - 03/26/11 11:54 AM (12 years, 10 months ago) |
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i dont think it would be gay till the end.
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stranger_danger
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Re: Sooo, i can auto felatio [Re: Smk2Joints] 1
#14186469 - 03/26/11 11:55 AM (12 years, 10 months ago) |
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.... it is gay the moment the penis enters your mouth.....
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Quote:
stranger_danger said: .... it is gay the moment the penis enters your mouth.....
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Re: Sooo, i can auto felatio [Re: TTT]
#14192181 - 03/27/11 01:04 PM (12 years, 10 months ago) |
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If I could blow myself you fucking bet I would!!!!!!
I see nothing gay about it, gay is a sexual attraction to other men so I cannot see how that would be any different(other then being way more awesome) then having a wank.
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Re: Sooo, i can auto felatio [Re: highc]
#14193092 - 03/27/11 04:05 PM (12 years, 10 months ago) |
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Dude, your gay. It doesn't matter if it's your penis or his penis, it's A PENIS IN YOUR MOUTH!
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Re: Sooo, i can auto felatio [Re: blue_lotus]
#14193101 - 03/27/11 04:06 PM (12 years, 10 months ago) |
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Get some pics of it on your lips innit
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