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Re: Tell me about kindergarten [Re: ImaginingEmotions]
    #14167958 - 03/23/11 12:47 AM (12 years, 11 months ago)

Reminds me of Brave New World - kind of disturbs me tbh, but to each his own!


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Re: Tell me about kindergarten [Re: Shroomerette]
    #14168029 - 03/23/11 01:13 AM (12 years, 11 months ago)

i remember getting excited when i finally saw the minute hand move


and thats about it

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Re: Tell me about kindergarten [Re: Natorade]
    #14168081 - 03/23/11 01:30 AM (12 years, 11 months ago)

got in big trouble for coloring on the floor during nap time, had my first boyfriend named Tommy for all of 3 hours, still know my teacher, and I have this book that I totally remember making.

I work for a Kindergarten class and the other day they were playing a guessing game about what a word would be in a sentence. They were studying the double O sound and so they were at "I have a B-O-O-_" and were looking for the last letter.... 4 of the 10 kids said "boob" on their white board... One of the 4 said he said it "excitingly" because he put an exclamation point on the end of his sentence...


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Re: Tell me about kindergarten [Re: Takura001]
    #14168264 - 03/23/11 02:52 AM (12 years, 11 months ago)

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Takura001 said:
I work for a Kindergarten class and the other day they were playing a guessing game about what a word would be in a sentence. They were studying the double O sound and so they were at "I have a B-O-O-_" and were looking for the last letter.... 4 of the 10 kids said "boob" on their white board... One of the 4 said he said it "excitingly" because he put an exclamation point on the end of his sentence...




this reminds me of one day the teacher was making a list on the board of words that end in y (or ey i dont remember exactly). anyways i raised my hand and said sexy (i had no clue what it meant, but i had heard the word before) the teacher gave me a funny look and didnt write the word down. i didnt understand why until i looked back a few years later when i knew what sexy meant.

on another day (the list was words that end in e). my word was nude (again i didnt know the meaning). this time she explained to the class the that "nude means naked" (after a classroom full of huh's?). and she did add this one to the list.

* these incidents may possibly have taken place first grade if not kindergarten. but definitely one of them, because i left that school in first grade.


(i have a bunch more memories, that i might add to this thread later on today. hopefully i will have more time to write them up properly.)

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Re: Tell me about kindergarten [Re: awakendone]
    #14168745 - 03/23/11 08:27 AM (12 years, 11 months ago)

I had mc hammer pans in a zebra pattern.

We used to play ninja turtles and would run around the playground throwing shit at each other.

We used to pick on this black kid because none of us had ever seen one before.

I peed my pants during school and had to go home. :awedance:

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Re: Tell me about kindergarten [Re: makaveli8x8]
    #14168759 - 03/23/11 08:34 AM (12 years, 11 months ago)

i had to repeat kindergarten
i was really bad. i kicked the teacher
threw a chair & was basically expelled
had to go to a "Pre-1st" before 1st grade
which is basically a kindergarten PHAiL

wow... i couldnt even get that right :sad:


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Re: Tell me about kindergarten [Re: Mello Kitty]
    #14168878 - 03/23/11 09:18 AM (12 years, 11 months ago)

I remember some kind of weird toothpaste superhero coming to out class and handing out toothbrushes to everyone. Anyone know what I'm talking about?


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Re: Tell me about kindergarten [Re: blewmeanie]
    #14168903 - 03/23/11 09:28 AM (12 years, 11 months ago)

In kindergarten I had a bit of a problem...
I would piss my pants almost everyday. I was seriously going to the nurse 2-3 times a week to change into these nasty sweatpants they had.

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Re: Tell me about kindergarten [Re: blewmeanie]
    #14168935 - 03/23/11 09:40 AM (12 years, 11 months ago)

Kindergarten in the 80's =






IDK why, but when I think of kindergarten, that's what comes to mind.
Oh yeah, alphabet cookies and

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Re: Tell me about kindergarten [Re: shLong]
    #14168942 - 03/23/11 09:42 AM (12 years, 11 months ago)

I had repeated sexual experiences with my babysitter's daughter, it was a blast! :jointsmile:


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Re: Tell me about kindergarten [Re: shLong]
    #14168957 - 03/23/11 09:46 AM (12 years, 11 months ago)

Yeah boy!  I loved this shit:ahahaha:


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Re: Tell me about kindergarten [Re: shLong]
    #14168982 - 03/23/11 09:51 AM (12 years, 11 months ago)







:curbyourenthusiasm:


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Re: Tell me about kindergarten [Re: Poid]
    #14169001 - 03/23/11 09:57 AM (12 years, 11 months ago)

HEY DICK! She was sooooo nice. Dead now, but man was she sweet!


(I forgive you, it's kinda funny, yes):ahahaha:

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Re: Tell me about kindergarten [Re: shLong]
    #14169010 - 03/23/11 10:00 AM (12 years, 11 months ago)

She is graemlin-worthy. :yesnod:


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It's one thing to simply enjoy a style of life that one enjoys, but it's another thing altogether to refer to another person's choice as "wrong" or to rationalize their behavior as being pathological or resulting from some sort of inadequacy or failing so as to create a sense of superiority or separation as yet another projection of a personal fear or control issue.

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Re: Tell me about kindergarten [Re: Poid]
    #14169014 - 03/23/11 10:01 AM (12 years, 11 months ago)

What have I done :facepalm:

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Re: Tell me about kindergarten [Re: shLong]
    #14169079 - 03/23/11 10:15 AM (12 years, 11 months ago)

I remember the toothpaste guy! but i think it was a few years later for me.

I don't mean to say those kids even knew what the word meant lol but they knew the word and they were proud to have figured out how to spell it. It just goes to show that times have changed a little. My brother knows the word boobs and knows what it means also, but i think that makes sense with how my family talks and the things you see on tv now.


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Re: Tell me about kindergarten [Re: Takura001]
    #14169184 - 03/23/11 10:35 AM (12 years, 11 months ago)

I got kicked out of my first kindergarten because according to my parents I would "outsmart" the teacher and that I was more the dominant element in the classroom then the teacher . Switched to another one then skipped a year.

Nothing too interesting to tell about really, it was fun and a great creative outlet.

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Re: Tell me about kindergarten [Re: Beanhead]
    #14169324 - 03/23/11 10:59 AM (12 years, 11 months ago)

I touched a penis for the first time in kidnergarden.


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Re: Tell me about kindergarten [Re: Hakim0777]
    #14169356 - 03/23/11 11:06 AM (12 years, 11 months ago)

It was pretty awesome, we got recess like half the time it seemed, that and naptime. I still have pretty good memory of it, though it seems to be fading fast.

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Re: Tell me about kindergarten [Re: Hakim0777]
    #14169370 - 03/23/11 11:09 AM (12 years, 11 months ago)

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I touched a penis for the first time in kidnergarden.


Was that before or after you were sexually abused?


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