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OfflineSynesthetic
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Poll: To fap, or not to fap, that is the question.
    #14167348 - 03/22/11 10:34 PM (12 years, 11 months ago)

Hey guys, I have a thunderous, God-like, triumphant, veiny, forceful, steel erection right now, but I also shot up twice today, once at about 4 PM MDT and the other just now (10ish PM MDT).

I know that if I fap, it's going to be glorious, but with all this heroin in my body, it could take me hours to finally cum.

So, should I fap or not?

You have 20 minutes...GO!
Fap or not?
Users may choose only one (15 total votes)
Do it, faggot!
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12 80%
Keep your hands off of yourself you fucking pervert!
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3 20%
Votes accepted from (03/22/11 10:33 PM) to (03/22/11 10:53 PM)

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Re: Poll: To fap, or not to fap, that is the question. [Re: Synesthetic]
    #14167352 - 03/22/11 10:35 PM (12 years, 11 months ago)

:facepalm:

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Re: Poll: To fap, or not to fap, that is the question. [Re: Synesthetic]
    #14167356 - 03/22/11 10:36 PM (12 years, 11 months ago)

When on opiates fapping becomes a marathon.  If I were a heroin-using man myself I'd just light up a cig/jay and nod while attempting to not burn my house and myself to cinders.


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Re: Poll: To fap, or not to fap, that is the question. [Re: Humility]
    #14167358 - 03/22/11 10:36 PM (12 years, 11 months ago)

:mustnotfap:

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Re: Poll: To fap, or not to fap, that is the question. [Re: Bodhi of Ankou]
    #14167366 - 03/22/11 10:38 PM (12 years, 11 months ago)

this is when you need a fleshlight glued to a fan so it keeps spinning so your arm does not fall off.


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Re: Poll: To fap, or not to fap, that is the question. [Re: Bodhi of Ankou]
    #14167375 - 03/22/11 10:40 PM (12 years, 11 months ago)

Fuck I'm nodding hard. My dealer gave me at least a quarter gram for 20 bucks.Awesome dealer is awesome.

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Re: Poll: To fap, or not to fap, that is the question. [Re: argg]
    #14167378 - 03/22/11 10:41 PM (12 years, 11 months ago)

Quote:

argg said:
this is when you need a fleshlight glued to a fan so it keeps spinning so your arm does not fall off.




If you patent that and make it safe so it doesn't chop off one of your balls, you'd be rich.

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Re: Poll: To fap, or not to fap, that is the question. [Re: lil_demented]
    #14167383 - 03/22/11 10:42 PM (12 years, 11 months ago)

How much does a whole gram go for?

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Re: Poll: To fap, or not to fap, that is the question. [Re: lil_demented]
    #14167392 - 03/22/11 10:43 PM (12 years, 11 months ago)

I'm so fubar :lol: For some reason I'm even having closed eye visuals.

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Re: Poll: To fap, or not to fap, that is the question. [Re: lil_demented]
    #14167396 - 03/22/11 10:44 PM (12 years, 11 months ago)

it's always time to fap shut up all of you


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Re: Poll: To fap, or not to fap, that is the question. [Re: Synesthetic]
    #14167400 - 03/22/11 10:45 PM (12 years, 11 months ago)

Fapping with a decent dose in me always leads to dissapointment.  My arm/wrist gives out or my dick just hurts.

Knowing this, I always try to pre-fap.  :lol:


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Re: Poll: To fap, or not to fap, that is the question. [Re: Synesthetic]
    #14167405 - 03/22/11 10:47 PM (12 years, 11 months ago)

I've only bought a gram once but it was 80 bucks and lasted me two weeks of shooting up almost constantly. This chunk of tar looked massive for a balloon.

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Re: Poll: To fap, or not to fap, that is the question. [Re: Synesthetic] * 1
    #14167414 - 03/22/11 10:49 PM (12 years, 11 months ago)

fapping helps sleep make easier. i'm sure heroin is better at doin' that tho


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Re: Poll: To fap, or not to fap, that is the question. [Re: Envix]
    #14167447 - 03/22/11 10:56 PM (12 years, 11 months ago)

Quote:

Envix said:
fapping helps sleep make easier. i'm sure heroin is better at doin' that tho




lolwut?

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Re: Poll: To fap, or not to fap, that is the question. [Re: Synesthetic]
    #14167458 - 03/22/11 10:58 PM (12 years, 11 months ago)


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Re: Poll: To fap, or not to fap, that is the question. [Re: Synesthetic]
    #14167460 - 03/22/11 10:58 PM (12 years, 11 months ago)

Quote:

Synesthetic said:
I've only bought a gram once but it was 80 bucks and lasted me two weeks of shooting up almost constantly. This chunk of tar looked massive for a balloon.





lol


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Re: Poll: To fap, or not to fap, that is the question. [Re: Synesthetic]
    #14167461 - 03/22/11 10:59 PM (12 years, 11 months ago)

By the way, they already make pocket pussies that move on their own so it's like getting a blowjob from a robot.

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Re: Poll: To fap, or not to fap, that is the question. [Re: Cherk]
    #14167462 - 03/22/11 10:59 PM (12 years, 11 months ago)

ps

GET OFF THE DOPE


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Re: Poll: To fap, or not to fap, that is the question. [Re: Synesthetic]
    #14167471 - 03/22/11 11:02 PM (12 years, 11 months ago)

Quote:

Synesthetic said:
By the way, they already make pocket pussies that move on their own so it's like getting a blowjob from a robot.



:strokebeard: Really! We've invented robot head!?
I bet they call is a Sexbox?

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Re: Poll: To fap, or not to fap, that is the question. [Re: lil_demented]
    #14167643 - 03/22/11 11:42 PM (12 years, 11 months ago)


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