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Re: Tell me about kindergarten [Re: ModularMind]
    #14167335 - 03/22/11 10:31 PM (12 years, 11 months ago)

i was a shy, innocent little catholic boy.

kindergarten was one of the greater periods of my ignorant bliss in the world.


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Re: Tell me about kindergarten [Re: ModularMind]
    #14167341 - 03/22/11 10:33 PM (12 years, 11 months ago)

I had a kindergarten teacher that was preggo and I remember she was always screaming at us and shit. But then she disappeared. My mom told me later that she had a nervous breakdown and ended up being committed for a while.

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Re: Tell me about kindergarten [Re: makaveli8x8]
    #14167342 - 03/22/11 10:33 PM (12 years, 11 months ago)

I remember being taught how to skip, how to button buttons, how to zip zippers, how to tie shoelaces and also fingerpainting.


Public education sucks, anyone with decent parents already knows how to do everything they teach in kindergarten by the time they're 4.


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Re: Tell me about kindergarten [Re: KrishnaDreamer]
    #14167343 - 03/22/11 10:33 PM (12 years, 11 months ago)

-Remember the teacher asking if I needed to use the rest room before we got back to class, I had never heard it referred to that before so I said "no, I'm not tired."

- Remember learning the alphabet with these strango characters that represented each letter, sometime near the end of the school year each kid dressed up as one of the characters, I was "S" and remember looking like spaghetti or string or some shit.

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Re: Tell me about kindergarten [Re: ModularMind]
    #14167349 - 03/22/11 10:34 PM (12 years, 11 months ago)

lol my teacher ms williams...  her room smelt like sharpened pencils and her perfume..  i remember the smell of the paste..  i stuck a key in my moms vans cigarette lighter and slammed the van door on her finger twice that year on the way home from school on accident..  i started ritalin too that year at age 6..  i remember there was 2 other students who would come outside the room to take thier ritalin too at the water fountain..  the teacher gave us our pills..  it was a micro sized bright yellow/green pill..  where im from they paddled the students in the ass..  i got my first "paddling" in kindergarten as well for slapping another student in the face..


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Re: Tell me about kindergarten [Re: KrishnaDreamer]
    #14167361 - 03/22/11 10:36 PM (12 years, 11 months ago)

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only things i remember from kindergarten was playing some alladin game on the sega genesis




:awewtf:

Did anyone wear horizontally striped lacrosse shirts?
Edit: Lacoste

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Re: Tell me about kindergarten [Re: Enthrall]
    #14167385 - 03/22/11 10:42 PM (12 years, 11 months ago)

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Enthrall said:
she wouldnt except accept my assignment




:kingcrankey:

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Re: Tell me about kindergarten [Re: makaveli8x8] * 1
    #14167386 - 03/22/11 10:42 PM (12 years, 11 months ago)

yesterday in class teacher was like ok kids it's time for show and tell.
i had forgotten my batman figure so it was time to think fast and on my feet.

i went up there and lit up a cig real slow, took a drag as was like
today for show and tell i brought some spoken word poetry

went like this

time is a funny thing
when you dont know how to read a clock
my dog is brown
i like the color purple in my crayola box
it tastes like the blue one though
keep it classy bitches


walked back to my desk like

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Re: Tell me about kindergarten [Re: Rumblefishtwist]
    #14167390 - 03/22/11 10:43 PM (12 years, 11 months ago)

I remember the dare cop coming into class with a briefcase of drugs to show us what they looked like... Later that day I accused my father of doing crack because I found a "crack vial" in his dresser, which turned out to be just a sample cologne bottle!!!

I remember getting kicked out of class numerous times and being sent to the office.. one time I just sat outside the classroom because I was too scared to go to the principal. Went back into the classroom and told the teacher I saw the principal.

I remember being in my own world, constantly daydreaming. I felt alone and sad at times. I couldn't spell as good as the other students, and I had a lot of trouble focusing on the task at hand.

I actually remember a lot, I could go on forever


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Re: Tell me about kindergarten [Re: ModularMind]
    #14167394 - 03/22/11 10:43 PM (12 years, 11 months ago)

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Did anyone wear horizontally striped lacrosse shirts?
Edit: Lacoste





Pretty sure I had a red or blue lacoste polo, seems like something from my childhood. 

Random as hell memory, but I also remember asking a classmate what his shirt meant it was "OP" I think that brand is Ocean Pacific. As a kid I thought logos had some deep symbolism/meaning or something as opposed to just being a brand marker.

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Re: Tell me about kindergarten [Re: ModularMind]
    #14167401 - 03/22/11 10:45 PM (12 years, 11 months ago)

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ModularMind said:
Quote:

Enthrall said:
she wouldnt except accept my assignment




:kingcrankey:




:awehigh:


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Re: Tell me about kindergarten [Re: Rumblefishtwist]
    #14167410 - 03/22/11 10:48 PM (12 years, 11 months ago)

I can recall hundreds and hundred of events in my life that occurred from ages 3-18. I blow people away by things I remember from 20 years ago! Im 27 an I remember the age of 7 like it was yesterday.... But if you ask me what I wore yesterday, I have no clue!


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Re: Tell me about kindergarten [Re: Rumblefishtwist]
    #14167417 - 03/22/11 10:49 PM (12 years, 11 months ago)

I remember being a pre-teenager when OP pullovers, that looked like an oil slick, were cool.... and too expensive. :sad:

P.S. The coyote are going apeshit. :headbanger:

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Re: Tell me about kindergarten [Re: danlennon3]
    #14167429 - 03/22/11 10:51 PM (12 years, 11 months ago)

i remember once in preschool we had a fire drill and i kept asking this other kid where the hell the fire was! :confused:

i was so confused, i was lookin' around trying to figure out where the fire was cuz i've never heard of a fire drill before :lol:


and that is my only memory of the past


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Re: Tell me about kindergarten [Re: Envix]
    #14167493 - 03/22/11 11:08 PM (12 years, 11 months ago)

one thing i remember about kindergarten was that there was a mouse in our classroom one day and the janitor came in and the mouse was running around and he trapped it under a bucket.  there was much rejoicing


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Re: Tell me about kindergarten [Re: makaveli8x8]
    #14167499 - 03/22/11 11:10 PM (12 years, 11 months ago)

i made swirls in the sink with magic markers...pushed some kid cause he was talking to the girl I liked...kicked sand in a kids eye...jumped off a swing and broke my arm...

spent a lot of time in the hole


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Re: Tell me about kindergarten [Re: Cherk]
    #14167607 - 03/22/11 11:35 PM (12 years, 11 months ago)

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i made swirls in the sink with magic markers...pushed some kid cause he was talking to the girl I liked...kicked sand in a kids eye...jumped off a swing and broke my arm...

spent a lot of time in the hole




Your lesbian!  :wtfsonic:


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Re: Tell me about kindergarten [Re: Enthrall]
    #14167645 - 03/22/11 11:42 PM (12 years, 11 months ago)

the first time I ever played tee ball in kindergarten... I ran directly to second base, because I was told that getting second base was better then getting first:facepalm:


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Re: Tell me about kindergarten [Re: makaveli8x8]
    #14167662 - 03/22/11 11:45 PM (12 years, 11 months ago)

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makaveli8x8 said:
I want to hear about all your experiences that you can rememeber or are currently experiencing





one time i spilled stone soup all over my self.


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Re: Tell me about kindergarten [Re: igwna]
    #14167937 - 03/23/11 12:40 AM (12 years, 11 months ago)

Well, since all my brothers were older than I, I was introduced to the idea of chasing after girls at a extremely young age. When I was in kindergarten there was a section in the back corner of the classroom where there were 3 sides of book shelves in a 6x6 square, and in the middle was a bean bag. Me and this girl would go hide back there underneath a blanket and try and kiss. It was a failure from the start and we were to young to really get any response from it. So I asked to see her private parts and she showed me. Then I asked to touch it, and she let me. But that's really all that happened. She came over to my house once, and we tried to kiss there, but still nothing happened. At the end of the year she ended up moving to california somewhere. I've tried searching for her on facebook and myspace and google to see what she's like today, but nothing came of it. Weird huh?


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