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Tell me about kindergarten
    #14167155 - 03/22/11 09:53 PM (12 years, 11 months ago)

I want to hear about all your experiences that you can rememeber or are currently experiencing


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Re: Tell me about kindergarten [Re: makaveli8x8]
    #14167160 - 03/22/11 09:55 PM (12 years, 11 months ago)

uhhhhh

uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

wow. i cant think of anything particularly memorable. like, i remember it.... but nothing specific. which is kind of odd.


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Re: Tell me about kindergarten [Re: Samuel L Jackson]
    #14167179 - 03/22/11 09:58 PM (12 years, 11 months ago)

Kindergarten, those were seriously the days. I remember a couple of things. The first homework assignment I'd received during my 4 or 5 short years was to write a big letter A. I also remember rolling a stick in pine sap and rubbing it all over some poor girl's shirt with a bunch of friends. Oh well, boys will be boys :hehehe:

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Re: Tell me about kindergarten [Re: Samuel L Jackson]
    #14167184 - 03/22/11 09:59 PM (12 years, 11 months ago)

ok ill start, i remember having to wait for about 30mins-an hour outside of the class, everyone just standing around looking at each other, so i leaned up against a brick wall and started banging the back of my head on it because it made it numb and just felt good, plus it killed the boredom, and not just for me either the kid directly across from me was staring and then got scared and asked his mom wtf was happening


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Re: Tell me about kindergarten [Re: makaveli8x8]
    #14167200 - 03/22/11 10:01 PM (12 years, 11 months ago)

ACTUALLY i do remember something specific now!

the first day i went to kindergarten it was the first year my elementary school was open and my friend jake and i got off the bus and were walking in with everyone else and someone took a picture of us. the next day we were in the newspaper with the story about the school opening


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Re: Tell me about kindergarten [Re: Samuel L Jackson]
    #14167204 - 03/22/11 10:04 PM (12 years, 11 months ago)

Riding a plastic see-saw down a flight of stairs with my friend. Man were we in trouble.. loled.

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Re: Tell me about kindergarten [Re: Samuel L Jackson]
    #14167205 - 03/22/11 10:04 PM (12 years, 11 months ago)

oh and did anyone else have naps?  i swear they had us sleeping through most of kindergarten thats prolly why i don't remember much of it


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Re: Tell me about kindergarten [Re: makaveli8x8]
    #14167214 - 03/22/11 10:05 PM (12 years, 11 months ago)

I remember laying next to this girl I really liked during nap time and she was all over me  :melyssaford:

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Re: Tell me about kindergarten [Re: makaveli8x8] * 1
    #14167218 - 03/22/11 10:05 PM (12 years, 11 months ago)

I remember telling my teacher I forgot how to poop.
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Re: Tell me about kindergarten [Re: Samuel L Jackson]
    #14167220 - 03/22/11 10:05 PM (12 years, 11 months ago)

I almost choked to death on a jaw breaker in kindergarten went unconcious n everything...remember it like it was earlier today...creepy feeling asphyxiation is

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Re: Tell me about kindergarten [Re: makaveli8x8]
    #14167227 - 03/22/11 10:06 PM (12 years, 11 months ago)

I pretended to stumble and fall in order to look up a girls dress.
I'm not a whole lot smoother now.

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Re: Tell me about kindergarten [Re: makaveli8x8]
    #14167229 - 03/22/11 10:07 PM (12 years, 11 months ago)

I remember we had some kind of stupid hand bell that I don't even remember what it was for. But this kid who I was friends with at the time stole it and ran around the room while the teacher chased him, only to throw it up on a decorative parachute they had in the room, man was that hilarious at the time.
  I also remember making out with some chick at nap-time lol.


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Re: Tell me about kindergarten [Re: thelivingfreekshow]
    #14167262 - 03/22/11 10:15 PM (12 years, 11 months ago)

kindergarten was fuckn balling just cuz my kindergarten teacher was fuckn cool, and actually wanted to be a teacher (most teachers seem to be pissed off about their shitty jobs, but her husband was rich as fuck and she did it cuz she wanted to). She cares about her students so much she NEVER forgets a single one, she sent me a card when I graduated high school and I saw her in a grocery store once and she came up and talked to me like I was in kindergarten just the day before.


also that school was fuckn awesome, fuckn good groove, all my friends from there are still cool as fuck. my elementary school was cool enough that once when I was tripping pretty hard I thought I caught a glimpse of heaven, and it was that school :sun:


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Re: Tell me about kindergarten [Re: ModularMind]
    #14167264 - 03/22/11 10:16 PM (12 years, 11 months ago)

Quote:

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I pretended to stumble and fall in order to look up a girls dress.
I'm not a whole lot smoother now.


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Re: Tell me about kindergarten [Re: makaveli8x8]
    #14167274 - 03/22/11 10:18 PM (12 years, 11 months ago)

i asked the cutest girl in the class named Mary if she would marry me.

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Re: Tell me about kindergarten [Re: thelivingfreekshow]
    #14167286 - 03/22/11 10:20 PM (12 years, 11 months ago)

i really regret not doing that, i had so many chances, i was dating this one chick and followed her up the slide that had a big ladder going stright up, before going up she says please don't look im not wearing any panties:facepalm::facepalm::facepalm::facepalm::facepalm::facepalm::facepalm:


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Re: Tell me about kindergarten [Re: makaveli8x8]
    #14167313 - 03/22/11 10:26 PM (12 years, 11 months ago)

I don't believe I had a grasp on the concept of "dating" when I was in kindergarten.

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Re: Tell me about kindergarten [Re: makaveli8x8]
    #14167328 - 03/22/11 10:30 PM (12 years, 11 months ago)

Naps were the shit in kindergarten.
I also remember tryin to go down this metal slide only to fall off the side and get knocked out. This happened more than once:facepalm:
But I woke up to ice cream so it was all good


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Re: Tell me about kindergarten [Re: makaveli8x8]
    #14167329 - 03/22/11 10:30 PM (12 years, 11 months ago)

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Re: Tell me about kindergarten [Re: makaveli8x8]
    #14167333 - 03/22/11 10:31 PM (12 years, 11 months ago)

Lets see. I went to school late so when I had to write my name but didnt know how the teacher freaked out and gave me this story about how everyone else knows how and she wouldnt except my assignment, she gave it back to me and said something about leaving her alone. Then I started crying cause I was alone, in a place i didnt know. Some girl helped me write my name. Her name was April.

Then I vaguely remember stories about the pregnant teacher and how shes getting married and gonna do this and that.

Teacher got fired and I had to take a "special class" :kingcrankey:


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