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Tell me about kindergarten
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I want to hear about all your experiences that you can rememeber or are currently experiencing
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Re: Tell me about kindergarten [Re: makaveli8x8]
#14167160 - 03/22/11 09:55 PM (12 years, 10 months ago) |
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uhhhhh
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wow. i cant think of anything particularly memorable. like, i remember it.... but nothing specific. which is kind of odd.
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Kindergarten, those were seriously the days. I remember a couple of things. The first homework assignment I'd received during my 4 or 5 short years was to write a big letter A. I also remember rolling a stick in pine sap and rubbing it all over some poor girl's shirt with a bunch of friends. Oh well, boys will be boys
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ok ill start, i remember having to wait for about 30mins-an hour outside of the class, everyone just standing around looking at each other, so i leaned up against a brick wall and started banging the back of my head on it because it made it numb and just felt good, plus it killed the boredom, and not just for me either the kid directly across from me was staring and then got scared and asked his mom wtf was happening
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Re: Tell me about kindergarten [Re: makaveli8x8]
#14167200 - 03/22/11 10:01 PM (12 years, 10 months ago) |
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ACTUALLY i do remember something specific now!
the first day i went to kindergarten it was the first year my elementary school was open and my friend jake and i got off the bus and were walking in with everyone else and someone took a picture of us. the next day we were in the newspaper with the story about the school opening
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Riding a plastic see-saw down a flight of stairs with my friend. Man were we in trouble.. loled.
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oh and did anyone else have naps? i swear they had us sleeping through most of kindergarten thats prolly why i don't remember much of it
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Re: Tell me about kindergarten [Re: makaveli8x8]
#14167214 - 03/22/11 10:05 PM (12 years, 10 months ago) |
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I remember laying next to this girl I really liked during nap time and she was all over me
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Re: Tell me about kindergarten [Re: makaveli8x8] 1
#14167218 - 03/22/11 10:05 PM (12 years, 10 months ago) |
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I remember telling my teacher I forgot how to poop.
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I almost choked to death on a jaw breaker in kindergarten went unconcious n everything...remember it like it was earlier today...creepy feeling asphyxiation is
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Re: Tell me about kindergarten [Re: makaveli8x8]
#14167227 - 03/22/11 10:06 PM (12 years, 10 months ago) |
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I pretended to stumble and fall in order to look up a girls dress. I'm not a whole lot smoother now.
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Re: Tell me about kindergarten [Re: makaveli8x8]
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I remember we had some kind of stupid hand bell that I don't even remember what it was for. But this kid who I was friends with at the time stole it and ran around the room while the teacher chased him, only to throw it up on a decorative parachute they had in the room, man was that hilarious at the time. I also remember making out with some chick at nap-time lol.
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kindergarten was fuckn balling just cuz my kindergarten teacher was fuckn cool, and actually wanted to be a teacher (most teachers seem to be pissed off about their shitty jobs, but her husband was rich as fuck and she did it cuz she wanted to). She cares about her students so much she NEVER forgets a single one, she sent me a card when I graduated high school and I saw her in a grocery store once and she came up and talked to me like I was in kindergarten just the day before.
also that school was fuckn awesome, fuckn good groove, all my friends from there are still cool as fuck. my elementary school was cool enough that once when I was tripping pretty hard I thought I caught a glimpse of heaven, and it was that school
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Re: Tell me about kindergarten [Re: ModularMind]
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Re: Tell me about kindergarten [Re: makaveli8x8]
#14167274 - 03/22/11 10:18 PM (12 years, 10 months ago) |
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i asked the cutest girl in the class named Mary if she would marry me.
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i really regret not doing that, i had so many chances, i was dating this one chick and followed her up the slide that had a big ladder going stright up, before going up she says please don't look im not wearing any panties     
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Re: Tell me about kindergarten [Re: makaveli8x8]
#14167313 - 03/22/11 10:26 PM (12 years, 10 months ago) |
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I don't believe I had a grasp on the concept of "dating" when I was in kindergarten.
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Re: Tell me about kindergarten [Re: makaveli8x8]
#14167328 - 03/22/11 10:30 PM (12 years, 10 months ago) |
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Naps were the shit in kindergarten. I also remember tryin to go down this metal slide only to fall off the side and get knocked out. This happened more than once But I woke up to ice cream so it was all good
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Re: Tell me about kindergarten [Re: makaveli8x8]
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Re: Tell me about kindergarten [Re: makaveli8x8]
#14167333 - 03/22/11 10:31 PM (12 years, 10 months ago) |
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Lets see. I went to school late so when I had to write my name but didnt know how the teacher freaked out and gave me this story about how everyone else knows how and she wouldnt except my assignment, she gave it back to me and said something about leaving her alone. Then I started crying cause I was alone, in a place i didnt know. Some girl helped me write my name. Her name was April.
Then I vaguely remember stories about the pregnant teacher and how shes getting married and gonna do this and that.
Teacher got fired and I had to take a "special class"
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Re: Tell me about kindergarten [Re: ModularMind]
#14167335 - 03/22/11 10:31 PM (12 years, 10 months ago) |
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i was a shy, innocent little catholic boy.
kindergarten was one of the greater periods of my ignorant bliss in the world.
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Re: Tell me about kindergarten [Re: ModularMind]
#14167341 - 03/22/11 10:33 PM (12 years, 10 months ago) |
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I had a kindergarten teacher that was preggo and I remember she was always screaming at us and shit. But then she disappeared. My mom told me later that she had a nervous breakdown and ended up being committed for a while.
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Re: Tell me about kindergarten [Re: makaveli8x8]
#14167342 - 03/22/11 10:33 PM (12 years, 10 months ago) |
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I remember being taught how to skip, how to button buttons, how to zip zippers, how to tie shoelaces and also fingerpainting.
Public education sucks, anyone with decent parents already knows how to do everything they teach in kindergarten by the time they're 4.
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-Remember the teacher asking if I needed to use the rest room before we got back to class, I had never heard it referred to that before so I said "no, I'm not tired."
- Remember learning the alphabet with these strango characters that represented each letter, sometime near the end of the school year each kid dressed up as one of the characters, I was "S" and remember looking like spaghetti or string or some shit.
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Re: Tell me about kindergarten [Re: ModularMind]
#14167349 - 03/22/11 10:34 PM (12 years, 10 months ago) |
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lol my teacher ms williams... her room smelt like sharpened pencils and her perfume.. i remember the smell of the paste.. i stuck a key in my moms vans cigarette lighter and slammed the van door on her finger twice that year on the way home from school on accident.. i started ritalin too that year at age 6.. i remember there was 2 other students who would come outside the room to take thier ritalin too at the water fountain.. the teacher gave us our pills.. it was a micro sized bright yellow/green pill.. where im from they paddled the students in the ass.. i got my first "paddling" in kindergarten as well for slapping another student in the face..
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only things i remember from kindergarten was playing some alladin game on the sega genesis

Did anyone wear horizontally striped lacrosse shirts? Edit: Lacoste
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Re: Tell me about kindergarten [Re: Enthrall]
#14167385 - 03/22/11 10:42 PM (12 years, 10 months ago) |
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Enthrall said: she wouldnt except accept my assignment
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Re: Tell me about kindergarten [Re: makaveli8x8] 1
#14167386 - 03/22/11 10:42 PM (12 years, 10 months ago) |
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yesterday in class teacher was like ok kids it's time for show and tell. i had forgotten my batman figure so it was time to think fast and on my feet.
i went up there and lit up a cig real slow, took a drag as was like today for show and tell i brought some spoken word poetry
went like this
time is a funny thing when you dont know how to read a clock my dog is brown i like the color purple in my crayola box it tastes like the blue one though keep it classy bitches
walked back to my desk like
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I remember the dare cop coming into class with a briefcase of drugs to show us what they looked like... Later that day I accused my father of doing crack because I found a "crack vial" in his dresser, which turned out to be just a sample cologne bottle!!!
I remember getting kicked out of class numerous times and being sent to the office.. one time I just sat outside the classroom because I was too scared to go to the principal. Went back into the classroom and told the teacher I saw the principal.
I remember being in my own world, constantly daydreaming. I felt alone and sad at times. I couldn't spell as good as the other students, and I had a lot of trouble focusing on the task at hand.
I actually remember a lot, I could go on forever
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Re: Tell me about kindergarten [Re: ModularMind]
#14167394 - 03/22/11 10:43 PM (12 years, 10 months ago) |
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ModularMind said: Did anyone wear horizontally striped lacrosse shirts? Edit: Lacoste

Pretty sure I had a red or blue lacoste polo, seems like something from my childhood.
Random as hell memory, but I also remember asking a classmate what his shirt meant it was "OP" I think that brand is Ocean Pacific. As a kid I thought logos had some deep symbolism/meaning or something as opposed to just being a brand marker.
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Re: Tell me about kindergarten [Re: ModularMind]
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I can recall hundreds and hundred of events in my life that occurred from ages 3-18. I blow people away by things I remember from 20 years ago! Im 27 an I remember the age of 7 like it was yesterday.... But if you ask me what I wore yesterday, I have no clue!
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I remember being a pre-teenager when OP pullovers, that looked like an oil slick, were cool.... and too expensive. 
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Re: Tell me about kindergarten [Re: danlennon3]
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i remember once in preschool we had a fire drill and i kept asking this other kid where the hell the fire was! 
i was so confused, i was lookin' around trying to figure out where the fire was cuz i've never heard of a fire drill before 
and that is my only memory of the past
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Re: Tell me about kindergarten [Re: Envix]
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one thing i remember about kindergarten was that there was a mouse in our classroom one day and the janitor came in and the mouse was running around and he trapped it under a bucket. there was much rejoicing
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Re: Tell me about kindergarten [Re: makaveli8x8]
#14167499 - 03/22/11 11:10 PM (12 years, 10 months ago) |
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i made swirls in the sink with magic markers...pushed some kid cause he was talking to the girl I liked...kicked sand in a kids eye...jumped off a swing and broke my arm...
spent a lot of time in the hole
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Re: Tell me about kindergarten [Re: Cherk]
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cherokee said: i made swirls in the sink with magic markers...pushed some kid cause he was talking to the girl I liked...kicked sand in a kids eye...jumped off a swing and broke my arm...
spent a lot of time in the hole
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Re: Tell me about kindergarten [Re: Enthrall]
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the first time I ever played tee ball in kindergarten... I ran directly to second base, because I was told that getting second base was better then getting first
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Re: Tell me about kindergarten [Re: makaveli8x8]
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makaveli8x8 said: I want to hear about all your experiences that you can rememeber or are currently experiencing
one time i spilled stone soup all over my self.
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Re: Tell me about kindergarten [Re: igwna]
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Well, since all my brothers were older than I, I was introduced to the idea of chasing after girls at a extremely young age. When I was in kindergarten there was a section in the back corner of the classroom where there were 3 sides of book shelves in a 6x6 square, and in the middle was a bean bag. Me and this girl would go hide back there underneath a blanket and try and kiss. It was a failure from the start and we were to young to really get any response from it. So I asked to see her private parts and she showed me. Then I asked to touch it, and she let me. But that's really all that happened. She came over to my house once, and we tried to kiss there, but still nothing happened. At the end of the year she ended up moving to california somewhere. I've tried searching for her on facebook and myspace and google to see what she's like today, but nothing came of it. Weird huh?
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Reminds me of Brave New World - kind of disturbs me tbh, but to each his own!
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Re: Tell me about kindergarten [Re: Shroomerette]
#14168029 - 03/23/11 01:13 AM (12 years, 10 months ago) |
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i remember getting excited when i finally saw the minute hand move
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Re: Tell me about kindergarten [Re: Natorade]
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got in big trouble for coloring on the floor during nap time, had my first boyfriend named Tommy for all of 3 hours, still know my teacher, and I have this book that I totally remember making.
I work for a Kindergarten class and the other day they were playing a guessing game about what a word would be in a sentence. They were studying the double O sound and so they were at "I have a B-O-O-_" and were looking for the last letter.... 4 of the 10 kids said "boob" on their white board... One of the 4 said he said it "excitingly" because he put an exclamation point on the end of his sentence...
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Re: Tell me about kindergarten [Re: Takura001]
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Takura001 said: I work for a Kindergarten class and the other day they were playing a guessing game about what a word would be in a sentence. They were studying the double O sound and so they were at "I have a B-O-O-_" and were looking for the last letter.... 4 of the 10 kids said "boob" on their white board... One of the 4 said he said it "excitingly" because he put an exclamation point on the end of his sentence...
this reminds me of one day the teacher was making a list on the board of words that end in y (or ey i dont remember exactly). anyways i raised my hand and said sexy (i had no clue what it meant, but i had heard the word before) the teacher gave me a funny look and didnt write the word down. i didnt understand why until i looked back a few years later when i knew what sexy meant.
on another day (the list was words that end in e). my word was nude (again i didnt know the meaning). this time she explained to the class the that "nude means naked" (after a classroom full of huh's?). and she did add this one to the list.
* these incidents may possibly have taken place first grade if not kindergarten. but definitely one of them, because i left that school in first grade.
(i have a bunch more memories, that i might add to this thread later on today. hopefully i will have more time to write them up properly.)
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Re: Tell me about kindergarten [Re: awakendone]
#14168745 - 03/23/11 08:27 AM (12 years, 10 months ago) |
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I had mc hammer pans in a zebra pattern.
We used to play ninja turtles and would run around the playground throwing shit at each other.
We used to pick on this black kid because none of us had ever seen one before.
I peed my pants during school and had to go home.
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Re: Tell me about kindergarten [Re: makaveli8x8]
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i had to repeat kindergarten i was really bad. i kicked the teacher threw a chair & was basically expelled had to go to a "Pre-1st" before 1st grade which is basically a kindergarten PHAiL
wow... i couldnt even get that right
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Re: Tell me about kindergarten [Re: Mello Kitty]
#14168878 - 03/23/11 09:18 AM (12 years, 10 months ago) |
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I remember some kind of weird toothpaste superhero coming to out class and handing out toothbrushes to everyone. Anyone know what I'm talking about?
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Re: Tell me about kindergarten [Re: blewmeanie]
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In kindergarten I had a bit of a problem... I would piss my pants almost everyday. I was seriously going to the nurse 2-3 times a week to change into these nasty sweatpants they had.
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Re: Tell me about kindergarten [Re: blewmeanie]
#14168935 - 03/23/11 09:40 AM (12 years, 10 months ago) |
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Kindergarten in the 80's =



IDK why, but when I think of kindergarten, that's what comes to mind. Oh yeah, alphabet cookies and
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Re: Tell me about kindergarten [Re: shLong]
#14168942 - 03/23/11 09:42 AM (12 years, 10 months ago) |
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I had repeated sexual experiences with my babysitter's daughter, it was a blast!
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Re: Tell me about kindergarten [Re: shLong]
#14168957 - 03/23/11 09:46 AM (12 years, 10 months ago) |
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Yeah boy! I loved this shit
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Re: Tell me about kindergarten [Re: shLong]
#14168982 - 03/23/11 09:51 AM (12 years, 10 months ago) |
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-------------------- Well I try my best to be just like I am, but everybody wants you to be just like them. -- Bob Dylan  fireworks_god said:It's one thing to simply enjoy a style of life that one enjoys, but it's another thing altogether to refer to another person's choice as "wrong" or to rationalize their behavior as being pathological or resulting from some sort of inadequacy or failing so as to create a sense of superiority or separation as yet another projection of a personal fear or control issue.
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Re: Tell me about kindergarten [Re: Poid]
#14169001 - 03/23/11 09:57 AM (12 years, 10 months ago) |
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HEY DICK! She was sooooo nice. Dead now, but man was she sweet!
(I forgive you, it's kinda funny, yes)
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Re: Tell me about kindergarten [Re: shLong]
#14169010 - 03/23/11 10:00 AM (12 years, 10 months ago) |
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She is graemlin-worthy.
-------------------- Well I try my best to be just like I am, but everybody wants you to be just like them. -- Bob Dylan  fireworks_god said:It's one thing to simply enjoy a style of life that one enjoys, but it's another thing altogether to refer to another person's choice as "wrong" or to rationalize their behavior as being pathological or resulting from some sort of inadequacy or failing so as to create a sense of superiority or separation as yet another projection of a personal fear or control issue.
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Re: Tell me about kindergarten [Re: Poid]
#14169014 - 03/23/11 10:01 AM (12 years, 10 months ago) |
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What have I done
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Re: Tell me about kindergarten [Re: shLong]
#14169079 - 03/23/11 10:15 AM (12 years, 10 months ago) |
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I remember the toothpaste guy! but i think it was a few years later for me.
I don't mean to say those kids even knew what the word meant lol but they knew the word and they were proud to have figured out how to spell it. It just goes to show that times have changed a little. My brother knows the word boobs and knows what it means also, but i think that makes sense with how my family talks and the things you see on tv now.
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Re: Tell me about kindergarten [Re: Takura001]
#14169184 - 03/23/11 10:35 AM (12 years, 10 months ago) |
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I got kicked out of my first kindergarten because according to my parents I would "outsmart" the teacher and that I was more the dominant element in the classroom then the teacher . Switched to another one then skipped a year.
Nothing too interesting to tell about really, it was fun and a great creative outlet.
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Re: Tell me about kindergarten [Re: Beanhead]
#14169324 - 03/23/11 10:59 AM (12 years, 10 months ago) |
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I touched a penis for the first time in kidnergarden.
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Re: Tell me about kindergarten [Re: Hakim0777]
#14169356 - 03/23/11 11:06 AM (12 years, 10 months ago) |
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It was pretty awesome, we got recess like half the time it seemed, that and naptime. I still have pretty good memory of it, though it seems to be fading fast.
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Re: Tell me about kindergarten [Re: Hakim0777]
#14169370 - 03/23/11 11:09 AM (12 years, 10 months ago) |
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Quote:
Hakim0777 said: I touched a penis for the first time in kidnergarden.
Was that before or after you were sexually abused?
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Re: Tell me about kindergarten [Re: Poid]
#14169421 - 03/23/11 11:20 AM (12 years, 10 months ago) |
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Quote:
Poid said:
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Hakim0777 said: I touched a penis for the first time in kidnergarden.
Was that before or after you were sexually abused?
a few years after.
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Re: Tell me about kindergarten [Re: Hakim0777]
#14169546 - 03/23/11 11:51 AM (12 years, 10 months ago) |
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-------------------- Well I try my best to be just like I am, but everybody wants you to be just like them. -- Bob Dylan  fireworks_god said:It's one thing to simply enjoy a style of life that one enjoys, but it's another thing altogether to refer to another person's choice as "wrong" or to rationalize their behavior as being pathological or resulting from some sort of inadequacy or failing so as to create a sense of superiority or separation as yet another projection of a personal fear or control issue.
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Re: Tell me about kindergarten [Re: makaveli8x8]
#14169807 - 03/23/11 12:43 PM (12 years, 10 months ago) |
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I remember a lot of things from kindergarten
From when I was 4 till when I was 7 I lived in the suburbs of Zurich, Switzerland. Our school would have a "ski week" where they canceled school so that everyone could go skiing in the Swiss Alps or in Austria. In kindergarten there was this one kid that everyone hated, including the teacher, because he was just a little fucking brat. His name was Constantine. We went somewhere in Austria for ski week and we had finished skiing and were in the parking lot waiting on a bus to come pick us up. Constantine was harassing everyone so the teacher reprimanded him and he started crying and complaning about how he was cold, which just pissed everyone off more... So I kicked him in the knee cap with ski boots on. The teacher got mad at me, but then later said "Good job, that little brat had it coming."
We used to get hundreds of these little fuckers in the pond in the back yard every spring:
 One day I caught about 200-300 of them and put them in a plastic dump truck. My sister was sitting in the yard playing with her barbies and I snuck up on her and dumped the entire load of newts on her head. I got in trouble for that one.
One time we were on the playground playing baseball and this huge swarm of bees just came out of nowhere and started sitting on this one tree on the playground. This Indian kid filled a milk carton up with water and threw it at all the bees. Everyone started freaking out and a couple of people got stung because of that asshole. Eventually a bee keeper showed up and caught all the bees.
Ummm... I shat my pants in kindergarten. Kids were always turning off the lights in the bathroom so I was afraid to go poop in there and just ended up craping my pants.
Annnd I saw a riot in downtown Zurich. We had just gotten out of church and we turned the corner and there was this angry mob going down the streets and cops in riot gear were shooting tear gas into the crowd. We turned and ran then went to McDonalds and I got a happy meal and ate it as the riot passed. They were rioting because the Swiss government shut down "Needle Park," where all the junkies went to shoot up.
I have plenty more stories but I'll save them for later.
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