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#14159132 - 03/21/11 12:40 PM (12 years, 10 months ago) |
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So I wanted to see how far japan was from washington state in google maps, and the directions they gave me
13. Kayak across the Pacific Ocean Entering Hawaii 2,756 mi 14. Continue straight 0.1 mi 15. Turn left at Kuilima Dr 0.5 mi 16. Take the 3rd right onto HI-83 W 12.4 mi 17. Continue straight onto HI-99 S/Kamehameha Hwy 6.5 mi 18. Slight left at HI-80 S/Kamehameha Hwy Continue to follow Kamehameha Hwy 2.1 mi 19. Take the Interstate H-2 S ramp to Honolulu 0.2 mi 20. Merge onto I-H-2 S 7.9 mi 21. Merge onto I-H-1 E 4.7 mi 22. Take exit 13B toward Halawa Hts. Stadium 0.3 mi 23. Merge onto I-H-201 E 4.1 mi 24. Merge onto I-H-1 E 4.1 mi 25. Take exit 23 for Punahou St toward Waikiki/Manoa 0.2 mi 26. Turn right at Punahou St 0.1 mi 27. Take the 1st right onto S Beretania St 0.1 mi 28. Take the 1st left onto Kalakaua Ave 1.9 mi 29. Kayak across the Pacific Ocean Entering Japan 3,879 mi
wouldnt you want to kayak around hawaii instead though? it'd be a bitch carrying it the whole way.
but then, once you get there, i guess your not really there yet... Google has to run you though a shit ton of toll booths before your officially in japan 30. Turn left toward 県道275号線 0.4 mi 31. Turn left toward 県道275号線 358 ft 32. Turn left toward 県道275号線 0.2 mi 33. Turn right at 県道275号線 0.1 mi 34. Turn left at 国道125号線 499 ft 35. Turn right at 県道24号線 0.6 mi 36. Turn left at 千束町(交差点) onto 国道354号線 2.0 mi 37. Turn right at 中村陸橋下(交差点) to stay on 国道354号線 1.0 mi 38. Take the ramp to 常磐自動車道 Toll road 0.3 mi 39. Keep left at the fork, follow signs for 東京 and merge onto 常磐自動車道 Toll road 23.8 mi 40. Take exit 三郷JCT toward 三郷出口・外環・松戸
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Re: Google maps, your gonna get me killed [Re: Phychotron]
#14159153 - 03/21/11 12:46 PM (12 years, 10 months ago) |
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holy shit, it cut off the last 20 steps and everything i wrote after that...
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Re: Google maps, your gonna get me killed [Re: Phychotron] 1
#14159158 - 03/21/11 12:47 PM (12 years, 10 months ago) |
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Seems like reasonable directions...
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Re: Google maps, your gonna get me killed [Re: Phychotron]
#14159159 - 03/21/11 12:47 PM (12 years, 10 months ago) |
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40. Take exit 三郷JCT toward 三郷出口・外環・松戸
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Re: Google maps, your gonna get me killed [Re: Phychotron]
#14159161 - 03/21/11 12:48 PM (12 years, 10 months ago) |
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Does it really say kayak across the Pacific Ocean? That's hilarious.
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Re: Google maps, your gonna get me killed [Re: Phychotron]
#14159162 - 03/21/11 12:48 PM (12 years, 10 months ago) |
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ok, tested it again, found a flaw in the boards.. there's a special character that makes the remainder of the text dissapear
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Re: Google maps, your gonna get me killed [Re: Phychotron]
#14159164 - 03/21/11 12:48 PM (12 years, 10 months ago) |
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13. Kayak across the Pacific Ocean

What is google maps thankin'?
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Re: Google maps, your gonna get me killed [Re: thoughts]
#14159177 - 03/21/11 12:51 PM (12 years, 10 months ago) |
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Quote:
iwasaClown said:
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13. Kayak across the Pacific Ocean

What is google maps thankin'?
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Re: Google maps, your gonna get me killed [Re: Mello Kitty]
#14159602 - 03/21/11 02:37 PM (12 years, 10 months ago) |
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Kayak across the pacific

And the fact that it's there twice in the same direction list makes it so much more confusing. Like why the fuck would you kayak back across after kayaking across it already? horrible directions
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Re: Google maps, your gonna get me killed [Re: x Ju x]
#14159614 - 03/21/11 02:38 PM (12 years, 10 months ago) |
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Sometimes it tells you to swim.
Why not use the damn kayak?
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Re: Google maps, your gonna get me killed [Re: ifoundwaldo]
#14159627 - 03/21/11 02:40 PM (12 years, 10 months ago) |
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It might take some time, but I'd be interested to see if those directions get you exactly from Washington state to Japan
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Re: Google maps, your gonna get me killed [Re: Phychotron]
#14159777 - 03/21/11 03:04 PM (12 years, 10 months ago) |
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I put in walking directions from Costa Mesa, CA to Japan.... and it tells me to walk all the way up to Washington/BC border before kayaking across the Pacific to Hawaii..
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Re: Google maps, your gonna get me killed [Re: Shroomism]
#14160425 - 03/21/11 05:16 PM (12 years, 10 months ago) |
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it has both of us going through the puget sound starting in seattle. Seems like you'd be putting i a lot of extra work to get there.
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Re: Google maps, your gonna get me killed [Re: Phychotron]
#14160432 - 03/21/11 05:17 PM (12 years, 10 months ago) |
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if they're going to put directions like "kayak across the pacific" i want to see "google stars" with an ipod app to help me navigate.
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Re: Google maps, your gonna get me killed [Re: Phychotron]
#14160687 - 03/21/11 06:23 PM (12 years, 10 months ago) |
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Phychotron said: So I wanted to see how far japan was from washington state in google maps, and the directions they gave me
13. Kayak across the Pacific Ocean Entering Hawaii 2,756 mi 14. Continue straight 0.1 mi 15. Turn left at Kuilima Dr 0.5 mi 16. Take the 3rd right onto HI-83 W 12.4 mi 17. Continue straight onto HI-99 S/Kamehameha Hwy 6.5 mi 18. Slight left at HI-80 S/Kamehameha Hwy Continue to follow Kamehameha Hwy 2.1 mi 19. Take the Interstate H-2 S ramp to Honolulu 0.2 mi 20. Merge onto I-H-2 S 7.9 mi 21. Merge onto I-H-1 E 4.7 mi 22. Take exit 13B toward Halawa Hts. Stadium 0.3 mi 23. Merge onto I-H-201 E 4.1 mi 24. Merge onto I-H-1 E 4.1 mi 25. Take exit 23 for Punahou St toward Waikiki/Manoa 0.2 mi 26. Turn right at Punahou St 0.1 mi 27. Take the 1st right onto S Beretania St 0.1 mi 28. Take the 1st left onto Kalakaua Ave 1.9 mi 29. Kayak across the Pacific Ocean Entering Japan 3,879 mi
wouldnt you want to kayak around hawaii instead though? it'd be a bitch carrying it the whole way.
but then, once you get there, i guess your not really there yet... Google has to run you though a shit ton of toll booths before your officially in japan 30. Turn left toward 県道275号線 0.4 mi 31. Turn left toward 県道275号線 358 ft 32. Turn left toward 県道275号線 0.2 mi 33. Turn right at 県道275号線 0.1 mi 34. Turn left at 国道125号線 499 ft 35. Turn right at 県道24号線 0.6 mi 36. Turn left at 千束町(交差点) onto 国道354号線 2.0 mi 37. Turn right at 中村陸橋下(交差点) to stay on 国道354号線 1.0 mi 38. Take the ramp to 常磐自動車道 Toll road 0.3 mi 39. Keep left at the fork, follow signs for 東京 and merge onto 常磐自動車道 Toll road 23.8 mi 40. Take exit 三郷JCT toward 三郷出口・外環・松戸

I saw this on facebook like a month ago.
Nice and try to pass it off as your own!
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Re: Google maps, your gonna get me killed [Re: Eshu]
#14160858 - 03/21/11 06:58 PM (12 years, 10 months ago) |
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You should probably stop running around calling Veterans trolls before I banstick your ass
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Re: Google maps, your gonna get me killed [Re: Eshu]
#14161873 - 03/21/11 10:21 PM (12 years, 10 months ago) |
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um, i was seeing how far away I was from radiation.. completely O.G
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Re: Google maps, your gonna get me killed [Re: ifoundwaldo]
#14161903 - 03/21/11 10:26 PM (12 years, 10 months ago) |
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ifoundwaldo said: Sometimes it tells you to swim.
Why not use the damn kayak? 
You'd be paddlin' against the prevailing winds prolby most of the time..
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Re: Google maps, your gonna get me killed [Re: RedSnapper]
#14162050 - 03/21/11 10:51 PM (12 years, 10 months ago) |
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Does it really say kayak across the Pacific?! OMG man, that is fucking hilarious.
But why a fucking kayak? Why not an actual boat with a motor?
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Re: Google maps, your gonna get me killed [Re: Niffla]
#14162438 - 03/22/11 12:03 AM (12 years, 10 months ago) |
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Because real men kayak across the pacific
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Re: Google maps, your gonna get me killed [Re: Shroomism]
#14162480 - 03/22/11 12:10 AM (12 years, 10 months ago) |
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i don't see any of this, just says can't calculate for all the crazy places i put, but i didn't try wash ->jap
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Re: Google maps, your gonna get me killed [Re: Shroomism]
#14162493 - 03/22/11 12:12 AM (12 years, 10 months ago) |
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How awesome would it be if they found a guy in the middle of the Pacific and all he had was this and his phone with the Google Map App running.
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Re: Google maps, your gonna get me killed [Re: Niffla]
#14162506 - 03/22/11 12:14 AM (12 years, 10 months ago) |
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"HERE I COME JAPAN!!!"
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