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OfflinejivJaN
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Hate Crime
    #14157134 - 03/20/11 11:36 PM (12 years, 11 months ago)

I just played online chess with a 56 year old man. I beat him the first one easy. He blamed his touchpad for not making the right move with the king and offered a rematch.
As checkmate slowly approached him once again, he declared how hes playing awful today and that he has no concentration.
I told him that i have been up for over 20 hours now and just got done smoking a bunch of herb.

I won the game.
He blocked me.

What gives ?
Did he get mad because he lost twice in a row within a few minutes ? Did he block me because i smoke dope ?
Or was it simply.... because i was black ?
:imslow:


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Re: Hate Crime [Re: jivJaN]
    #14157142 - 03/20/11 11:38 PM (12 years, 11 months ago)

Clearly he just has a terrible case of the Nerdrager :strokebeard:


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Re: Hate Crime [Re: jivJaN]
    #14157190 - 03/20/11 11:52 PM (12 years, 11 months ago)

ppl get a bit stupid about their rankings in online chess

i once played some dude who when i was winning wouldnt move for like 10 mins and run down the clock in hope that i would leave or forget about it.

so what i decided to do after a while was on my turn i let my clock run all the way down as well, so he would have been waiting like 15mins counting down the seconds and then in the last 10 secs i moved and was like
"HA i just wasted all your time you stupid prick!"

man he pissed me off tho
:megacrankey:


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Re: Hate Crime [Re: quinn] * 1
    #14157215 - 03/21/11 12:00 AM (12 years, 11 months ago)

He can't get an erection anymore, so all his pride comes from his skills in internet chess, and you crushed his pride. :thumbup:


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Re: Hate Crime [Re: jivJaN]
    #14157290 - 03/21/11 12:22 AM (12 years, 11 months ago)

Quote:

I just played online chess with a 56 year old man. I beat him the first one easy.




So you beat Icelander. Big deal.


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Re: Hate Crime [Re: jivJaN]
    #14157577 - 03/21/11 01:47 AM (12 years, 11 months ago)

Quote:

jivJaN said:
Did he get mad because he lost twice in a row within a few minutes ? Did he block me because i smoke dope ?
Or was it simply.... because i was black ?
:imslow:


You're black? :thousandisland:


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Re: Hate Crime [Re: OrgoneConclusion]
    #14158020 - 03/21/11 05:42 AM (12 years, 11 months ago)

Quote:

OrgoneConclusion said:
Quote:

I just played online chess with a 56 year old man. I beat him the first one easy.




So you beat Icelander. Big deal.





Yeah and I don't even know how to play. No wonder he won.:mad2:


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Re: Hate Crime [Re: Eminence]
    #14158739 - 03/21/11 10:52 AM (12 years, 11 months ago)

Quote:

i once played some dude who when i was winning wouldnt move for like 10 mins and run down the clock in hope that i would leave or forget about it.




yea.
i've had that happen too.
i just resign.
he can have the points.

Quote:

He can't get an erection anymore, so all his pride comes from his skills in internet chess, and you crushed his pride.




Maybe he should hit up ice for some tips on flacid intercourse :lol:


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I have never induced any kind of mind altering substance in my life  and i have no intentions whatsoever of doing anything illegal.
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Re: Hate Crime [Re: jivJaN]
    #14158766 - 03/21/11 11:02 AM (12 years, 11 months ago)

Considering my inability to get it up while rolling I've become an expert on the art of sensual pussy and ass eating. 

You should try it sometime.  (sex I mean)


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" All that lives was born to die"-Anom.

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Re: Hate Crime [Re: Icelander]
    #14158783 - 03/21/11 11:06 AM (12 years, 11 months ago)

Hey man.
I wasn't trying to mess with you.
I just remembered you saying one time how u often have sex without an errection. I didn't think it was because you can't get it up nor was i trying to make a joke about that.

As far as sex goes.. i've had lots of it. But its been kinda slow lately, so i guess you're right :shrug:


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They are derived from an acute mental illness , from which i am forced to lie compulsively.
I have never induced any kind of mind altering substance in my life  and i have no intentions whatsoever of doing anything illegal.
If I have ever suggested such a thing it would have most likely been , due to my personality disorder and i probably do not remember it at all..

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Re: Hate Crime [Re: jivJaN]
    #14158789 - 03/21/11 11:10 AM (12 years, 11 months ago)

You hate me, I just know it.

But I love you anyway and I'm willing to share my current gf with you. The only thing is that she's kind of religious so go slow.




PS. I don't mind you joking as long as I can joke back. :wink:


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" All that lives was born to die"-Anom.

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Re: Hate Crime [Re: Icelander]
    #14158838 - 03/21/11 11:24 AM (12 years, 11 months ago)

hahaah

im pretty sure her name is cassie young :lol:


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They are derived from an acute mental illness , from which i am forced to lie compulsively.
I have never induced any kind of mind altering substance in my life  and i have no intentions whatsoever of doing anything illegal.
If I have ever suggested such a thing it would have most likely been , due to my personality disorder and i probably do not remember it at all..

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Re: Hate Crime [Re: Icelander]
    #14158900 - 03/21/11 11:42 AM (12 years, 11 months ago)

Quote:

Icelander said:
Considering my inability to get it up while rolling I've become an expert on the art of sensual pussy and ass eating. 

You should try it sometime.  (sex I mean)



Don't worry, even a young lad like myself can't get it up when the peak of MDMA hits and until a couple hours after that. I have found however, that copious amounts of cannabis help.


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Re: Hate Crime [Re: learningtofly]
    #14158947 - 03/21/11 11:54 AM (12 years, 11 months ago)

I'm not worried. I've been there many times. And you're right, when I'm down a hour or two I'm hard.  Viagra works during the trip according to my friends. When I'm rolling and loving that woman I'm with it really doesn't matter to either of us if I'm hard and the sex is very intense but it's way more sensual than usual.


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" All that lives was born to die"-Anom.

With much wisdom comes much sorrow,
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Re: Hate Crime [Re: Icelander]
    #14158969 - 03/21/11 12:03 PM (12 years, 11 months ago)

There was this one girl a few years back. Kinda dominant..
I was normally used to being in charge so that put my penis off a bit. He was confused. Couldn't rise up to his full potential but i really really wanted to get it on with this girl.
so i got a hold of some viagra and took a double dose.
Didn't work.

Methinks its all in the head.


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They are derived from an acute mental illness , from which i am forced to lie compulsively.
I have never induced any kind of mind altering substance in my life  and i have no intentions whatsoever of doing anything illegal.
If I have ever suggested such a thing it would have most likely been , due to my personality disorder and i probably do not remember it at all..

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Re: Hate Crime [Re: jivJaN]
    #14158993 - 03/21/11 12:11 PM (12 years, 11 months ago)

insecurity/fear can overpower almost any drug.  I've seen several people have really difficult trips on XTC due to this.


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" All that lives was born to die"-Anom.

With much wisdom comes much sorrow,
The more knowledge, the more grief.
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Re: Hate Crime [Re: Icelander]
    #14159152 - 03/21/11 12:46 PM (12 years, 11 months ago)

Quote:

insecurity/fear can overpower almost any drug.




QFT


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They are derived from an acute mental illness , from which i am forced to lie compulsively.
I have never induced any kind of mind altering substance in my life  and i have no intentions whatsoever of doing anything illegal.
If I have ever suggested such a thing it would have most likely been , due to my personality disorder and i probably do not remember it at all..

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Re: Hate Crime [Re: jivJaN]
    #14161472 - 03/21/11 08:56 PM (12 years, 11 months ago)

Lol black people don't play chess except for Morgan Freeman.

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Re: Hate Crime [Re: AUX]
    #14161498 - 03/21/11 09:01 PM (12 years, 11 months ago)

And Samuel L. Jackson:



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Well I try my best to be just like I am, but everybody wants you to be just like them. --  Bob Dylan
fireworks_god said:
It's one thing to simply enjoy a style of life that one enjoys, but it's another thing altogether to refer to another person's choice as "wrong" or to rationalize their behavior as being pathological or resulting from some sort of inadequacy or failing so as to create a sense of superiority or separation as yet another projection of a personal fear or control issue.

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Re: Hate Crime [Re: Poid]
    #14161562 - 03/21/11 09:17 PM (12 years, 11 months ago)

If morgan freeman and samuel L jackson played a match of chess, the world would implode.

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