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Re: Why do girls hate blowjobs? [Re: liloldme]
    #14152187 - 03/20/11 03:00 AM (12 years, 11 months ago)

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liloldme said:
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Your tongue should be on her clit, fingers in pussy, and nose for breathing aha.. Using your nose to stimulate a girl well, thats like rubbing a girls clit with my elbow or something.. just doesnt seem right to me.. Plus breathing is always good aha




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Re: Why do girls hate blowjobs? [Re: liloldme]
    #14152728 - 03/20/11 08:25 AM (12 years, 11 months ago)

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fuck does that mean? i'm talking shit? because that was all truth. word for word. dude got pissed at me.








O no, I am in favor of ya-just like the maximum trolling one-its funny. Nah you did good lol.


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liloldme said:
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Your tongue should be on her clit, fingers in pussy, and nose for breathing aha.. Using your nose to stimulate a girl well, thats like rubbing a girls clit with my elbow or something.. just doesnt seem right to me.. Plus breathing is always good aha





It is just a little change up, as sometimes I will use a thumb on the clit in a circular motion as I finger her, but she really enjoys having her pussy licked with rotating pressure on the clit (from my nose-perfect height) for a while to build up for bigger orgasms. Start her off with less intense and then by the end be too incoherent to talk.


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Re: Why do girls hate blowjobs? [Re: Lennyk]
    #14153021 - 03/20/11 10:09 AM (12 years, 11 months ago)

haha, sorry lenny.


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Re: Why do girls hate blowjobs? [Re: Sonny Cheeba]
    #14155994 - 03/20/11 08:35 PM (12 years, 11 months ago)

I'm kind of in awe about the lack of enthusiasm from most girls about giving blowjobs...I don't understand where the aversion comes from! First of all it's fun!! I get too caught up with it sometimes because I'm enjoying myself too much. Also how can you not like seeing and tasting the pleasure that you're giving someone else?! It's amazing! I don't really consider it as a reciprocating thing out of obligation, it's more the sheer desire of my own, to have my boyfriend's dick in my mouth haha. But, maybe that's just because he has a fantastic dick. Either way...most girls are crazy and giving blowjobs is amazing.

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Re: Why do girls hate blowjobs? [Re: The_Female]
    #14156030 - 03/20/11 08:41 PM (12 years, 11 months ago)

^

Thats my girlfriend.

:feelsgoodman:


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Re: Why do girls hate blowjobs? [Re: Meat_hod]
    #14314592 - 04/18/11 11:01 PM (12 years, 10 months ago)

Hmmm, my girlfriend loves to suck she pretty much love to do everything. I wouldn't be with anybody who doesn't give their all if I give my all that's a kick in the ass out the door. I think alot of dudes are soft I kick girls to the curb quicker then I hooked up with them.

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Re: Why do girls hate blowjobs? [Re: Fragment]
    #14314642 - 04/18/11 11:11 PM (12 years, 10 months ago)

i don't think OP has ever been to fetlife. some people like to suck as much cak and swallow as much kum as they can...


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Re: Why do girls hate blowjobs? [Re: mushiepussy]
    #14315272 - 04/19/11 01:06 AM (12 years, 10 months ago)

it doesnt have anything to do with them not wanting to give head.

females are just selfish people allot of the time. Some of them live in a world where they think they shouldnt have to do anything besides get fucked and have babies.

be a man, dont be a slave to her. just tell her straight up, you dont want to suck my dick, it will be simple to find someone who does.


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[quote]KristiMidocean said:
Good now thats clear.WHO FUCKING CARES. If I am fat u all keep pointing it out like its suppose to be a secret.LIke u really have nothing better to do then make fat jokes. If o know its like I do I know yall can come up with NEW AND BETTER SHIT . This shit is old and boring . I left in the first place cause this shit got boring not because of the fat jokes . Fat jokes dont bother me but seriously its old[/quote]

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Re: Why do girls hate blowjobs? [Re: Psychoslut]
    #14315296 - 04/19/11 01:12 AM (12 years, 10 months ago)

i saw a CL post where this chick, swear to god, wrote she wanted a man who could respect that she was independent, and then like 2 sentences later said she wanted a man to pay her bills and buy her gifts for no reason. :rolleyes:


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Re: Why do girls hate blowjobs? [Re: broken]
    #14315408 - 04/19/11 01:54 AM (12 years, 10 months ago)

Lmao.

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Re: Why do girls hate blowjobs? [Re: Fragment]
    #14315801 - 04/19/11 06:21 AM (12 years, 10 months ago)

Yeah, to me it isn't like I would expect a gal to do it if they had a legit reason-jaw injury or something. If it is just because of some lazy or what not excuse, that won't fly. I enjoy actual fucking so much better, but I figure we should both be comfortable with each others bodies enough sexually to be able to french each other after the other went down.

I think this one gal is going to get disappointed, since she will probably try to get with me if I become a doctor since she wants to stay around here-but if she isn't willing to be sexually open, then hell nah. She appears to have a kinky side deep down, but I can't tell. Sheltered gal hasn't been with a guy yet, doubt she kissed one either.


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Re: Why do girls hate blowjobs? [Re: Lennyk]
    #14316223 - 04/19/11 09:17 AM (12 years, 10 months ago)

Ive met alot of girls who prefer blowjobs.

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Re: Why do girls hate blowjobs? [Re: zgbzgb1]
    #14317488 - 04/19/11 01:34 PM (12 years, 10 months ago)

i used to never go down on my boyfriend. it hurt my jaw and my braces hurt him sometimes. not only that but i was just never really good at them and got discouraged that i could'nt get my boyfriend to finish.
but over the past few months i've improved, from lotsa practice and concentration lol i love giving my guy blowjobs now, esp since i know i'm doing a good job :wink:

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Re: Why do girls hate blowjobs? [Re: livelovelaugh]
    #14317524 - 04/19/11 01:41 PM (12 years, 10 months ago)

good girl!


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[quote]KristiMidocean said:
Good now thats clear.WHO FUCKING CARES. If I am fat u all keep pointing it out like its suppose to be a secret.LIke u really have nothing better to do then make fat jokes. If o know its like I do I know yall can come up with NEW AND BETTER SHIT . This shit is old and boring . I left in the first place cause this shit got boring not because of the fat jokes . Fat jokes dont bother me but seriously its old[/quote]

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Re: Why do girls hate blowjobs? [Re: Psychoslut]
    #14317668 - 04/19/11 02:07 PM (12 years, 10 months ago)

A girl who doesn't like to give oral is just not that into sex. Dump her.

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Re: Why do girls hate blowjobs? [Re: Mad River]
    #14317994 - 04/19/11 03:05 PM (12 years, 10 months ago)

true. girl that isnt into it. prob sucks in bed and doesnt care to have sex often. Most of the girls that ive gotten head from swallowed. Ive only found 2 that didnt. and they were A. bitches and B. i almost had to beg for sex sometimes. :shrug:

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Re: Why do girls hate blowjobs? [Re: dshow]
    #14318042 - 04/19/11 03:15 PM (12 years, 10 months ago)

i never understood the point of some girls letting you bust in there mouth and not swallowing.

i bust allot though, between my cock and the 1/3 cup of cum in her mouth she gags and shit.


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[quote]KristiMidocean said:
Good now thats clear.WHO FUCKING CARES. If I am fat u all keep pointing it out like its suppose to be a secret.LIke u really have nothing better to do then make fat jokes. If o know its like I do I know yall can come up with NEW AND BETTER SHIT . This shit is old and boring . I left in the first place cause this shit got boring not because of the fat jokes . Fat jokes dont bother me but seriously its old[/quote]

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Re: Why do girls hate blowjobs? [Re: Psychoslut]
    #14318067 - 04/19/11 03:21 PM (12 years, 10 months ago)

you need to find new girls OP..


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Re: Why do girls hate blowjobs? [Re: orison]
    #14318085 - 04/19/11 03:24 PM (12 years, 10 months ago)

yea mr. squirrel. He needs to meet different chicks. cuz his batch is sour

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Re: Why do girls hate blowjobs? [Re: dshow]
    #14318402 - 04/19/11 04:28 PM (12 years, 10 months ago)

^ Indeed.

Girls know, you just have to be a man I don't stand for none of that shit. Stupid bitches.

After you get your "respect" then the idiots try to pull the period shit.

No girls are different they all try there tests I just give them a look.

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