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OfflineDon Juan
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Re: Where the FUCK is my NUT?!!! [Re: WakeboardrB]
    #14155798 - 03/20/11 08:01 PM (12 years, 10 months ago)



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OfflineDrMambo
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Re: Where the FUCK is my NUT?!!! [Re: Primal Glitch]
    #14155800 - 03/20/11 08:01 PM (12 years, 10 months ago)

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tripleclick said:
:omgz: cough hard!



:awedance:


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Re: Where the FUCK is my NUT?!!! [Re: 4runner]
    #14155806 - 03/20/11 08:02 PM (12 years, 10 months ago)

Googled it, It says that if you sleep funny sometimes it raise back up into the abdomen. Another says that it usually happens to every man atleast once in his life but he may not even know that it had happened.

Reassuring. However, it says that if it does that natural lower within 24 hours than you should consult a doctor.


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Re: Where the FUCK is my NUT?!!! [Re: siko887]
    #14155867 - 03/20/11 08:15 PM (12 years, 10 months ago)

yeah if my nut went missing... I would probably cancel everything until I figured out what the hell happened to it.


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Re: Where the FUCK is my NUT?!!! [Re: Lennyk]
    #14155888 - 03/20/11 08:19 PM (12 years, 10 months ago)

I've seen this before.
What's the last thing you ate?


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Re: Where the FUCK is my NUT?!!! [Re: shadyy]
    #14156015 - 03/20/11 08:39 PM (12 years, 10 months ago)

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shadyy said:
I've seen this before.
What's the last thing you ate?




Hopefully not his own testicle.


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Re: Where the FUCK is my NUT?!!! [Re: siko887] * 4
    #14156043 - 03/20/11 08:43 PM (12 years, 10 months ago)

Put an ice cube in your ass.


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Re: Where the FUCK is my NUT?!!! [Re: conan]
    #14156091 - 03/20/11 08:50 PM (12 years, 10 months ago)

Don't Panic.
This actually happened recently to me. I went to play with myself and to my surprise i only had one nut. your ball should magically return to its normal position soon. maybe try relieving some tension, if you know what i mean heheheh


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Offlinesiko887
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Re: Where the FUCK is my NUT?!!! [Re: conan]
    #14156126 - 03/20/11 08:54 PM (12 years, 10 months ago)

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conan said:
Put an ice cube in your ass.



Lmao I heard people were doing that to their friends who passed out on drunk or on drugs in an attempt to wake them up. It caused seizures lmao.

It would make a good anti-drug campaign
These are your friends.
These are your friends on drugs while you are passed out, any questions? lmao


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InvisibleShins
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Re: Where the FUCK is my NUT?!!! [Re: masterharf]
    #14156130 - 03/20/11 08:55 PM (12 years, 10 months ago)

Sometimes i can get lodged "up there"

A lot of male bables are actually born with a non-dropped nut and the parents have to massage it and shit to make it drop.


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Re: Where the FUCK is my NUT?!!! [Re: Shins]
    #14156195 - 03/20/11 09:04 PM (12 years, 10 months ago)

Quote:

Shins said:
Sometimes i can get lodged "up there"

A lot of male bables are actually born with a non-dropped nut and the parents have to massage it and shit to make it drop.




yes.... to make it drop
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Re: Where the FUCK is my NUT?!!! [Re: WakeboardrB]
    #14156244 - 03/20/11 09:13 PM (12 years, 10 months ago)

Quote:

WakeboardrB said:
Quote:

shadyy said:
I've seen this before.
What's the last thing you ate?




Hopefully not his own testicle.





:lmafo: :squirrelnut:


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Re: Where the FUCK is my NUT?!!! [Re: 4runner]
    #14156703 - 03/20/11 10:19 PM (12 years, 10 months ago)

Do some sit ups.

if that doesnt work youll have to use an advanced technique, I recommend you pop lock a drop it. Trust me, I pretend to be a doctor.


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OfflineBeverageFace
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Re: Where the FUCK is my NUT?!!! [Re: Hakim0777]
    #14156957 - 03/20/11 10:59 PM (12 years, 10 months ago)

if my nut was missing i sure as shit wouldnt be on here talking about it. id be at the doctors asap trying to figure that shit out.




id also say it hurt like fuck and ask for some percs. :coaster:


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Re: Where the FUCK is my NUT?!!! [Re: Hakim0777]
    #14156964 - 03/20/11 11:00 PM (12 years, 10 months ago)

Quote:

Hakim0777 said:
Do some sit ups.

if that doesnt work youll have to use an advanced technique, I recommend you pop lock a drop it. Trust me, I pretend to be a doctor.




yer sig w/ that girl creeps me the fuck out

i wanna decapitate her with my penis


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Re: Where the FUCK is my NUT?!!! [Re: pfxtc]
    #14157232 - 03/21/11 12:05 AM (12 years, 10 months ago)

God I hate it when this happens. It's probably happened to me like 10 times in my life. Each time I get scared as fuck. It's in your body man.


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Re: Where the FUCK is my NUT?!!! [Re: bryguy27007]
    #14157261 - 03/21/11 12:16 AM (12 years, 10 months ago)

POP. LOCK. AND DROP IT.


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Offlinesiko887
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Re: Where the FUCK is my NUT?!!! [Re: Hakim0777]
    #14157323 - 03/21/11 12:30 AM (12 years, 10 months ago)

Quote:

Hakim0777 said:
POP. LOCK. AND DROP IT.



what does that even mean? lol and whats with the creepy picture of Data?


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OfflineHakim0777
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Re: Where the FUCK is my NUT?!!! [Re: siko887]
    #14157345 - 03/21/11 12:37 AM (12 years, 10 months ago)

Quote:

siko887 said:
Quote:

Hakim0777 said:
POP. LOCK. AND DROP IT.



what does that even mean? lol and whats with the creepy picture of Data?




creepy? thats datas cat spot!

also,


relevant.


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Re: Where the FUCK is my NUT?!!! [Re: Hakim0777]
    #14157364 - 03/21/11 12:42 AM (12 years, 10 months ago)

Go for a run or something till your warmed up enough for your scrotal skin to get all loose then thrust your hips back and forth so it slaps off your gooch, your nut will probably roll back into place.


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