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WTF do I do in this situation
#14154395 - 03/20/11 03:06 PM (12 years, 10 months ago) |
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Back in october my loser roommate dropped out of school cause his girl was havin their kid. All his shit has been sitting in this place since then. I just got back from a 2 hour run and I walk in the door and it smells like SHIT. I look around and my apartment looks like it had been robbed then I realized, all my stuff is still there ps3, laptop, 32 inch flat screen and etc.
I realize, all his shit is gone. So I'm like that's weird I wonder if he came and just got it. I go to take a piss, toilet's busted. I pick up the top part, he upper decked the toilet. I'm like WTF is that smell this isn't it, I open my shower, HE SHIT IN MY SHOWER. so I am raging like a lunatic then clean everything up and call his fuckin dad who is a cop. I talk to the guy and tellem
"Do you know where this kid is?" He says he doesn't even talk to him because he's "got problems"
He apologized and said he'll be talking to the mother about it but I'm growing shrooms in the place so I can't even retaliate if he comes back. I'm twice his size and could possibly kill him accidentally if I fight him but his dad told me to kick his ass... but the shroom thing...
I talked to a friend from high school who found out where he's living so after the semester wraps up and I'm done growing, I'm going to hurt this guy.
The weird thing is I didn't even do anything wrong to the kid wtf is wrong with this guy
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Re: WTF do I do in this situation [Re: PreparationH]
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wait so he shat in the shower AND the top of the toilet?
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Re: WTF do I do in this situation [Re: PreparationH]
#14154407 - 03/20/11 03:08 PM (12 years, 10 months ago) |
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maybe he's a got a sick sense of humor?
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Re: WTF do I do in this situation [Re: PreparationH]
#14154409 - 03/20/11 03:09 PM (12 years, 10 months ago) |
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He took a shit in your shower? 
Kill him.
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Re: WTF do I do in this situation [Re: Mad_Larkin]
#14154421 - 03/20/11 03:11 PM (12 years, 10 months ago) |
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I'm going to wait till I run into him and put my fist down his throat. My heart was pounding though because in my closet is a colonizing tub but it had a bag over it and was untouched so it wasn't seen, plus, if he had called 911 the police would have already arrived.
I can't even leave for fear that this retard will come back and shit in my kitchen. Like WTF? I understand if I fucked his girl or some shit but I literally never did wrong to the guy.
When your own dad is telling people to kick your ass, there is something wrong with you.
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Re: WTF do I do in this situation [Re: PreparationH] 1
#14154425 - 03/20/11 03:11 PM (12 years, 10 months ago) |
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Thats pretty fucked up. Did you kick him out of your house or something? Why did he leave in the first place?
I'd do what you mentioned, finish up your grow, clean everything up, then fuck the kid up. And while he's laying there unconscious, take a shit on him. It's only fair.
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Re: WTF do I do in this situation [Re: Mad_Larkin]
#14154429 - 03/20/11 03:12 PM (12 years, 10 months ago) |
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Beat his ass up. Make sure he'll need a straw to eat for a long time.
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Re: WTF do I do in this situation [Re: PreparationH]
#14154439 - 03/20/11 03:14 PM (12 years, 10 months ago) |
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Lol that fucking sucks dude. I've read a bunch of your threads about this guy since you moved in and he sounds like nothing but a goddamn nuisance (and clearly a loser). I don't know if he deserves a full on ass beating, but definitely a punch in the face.
At least you're rid of him though
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Re: WTF do I do in this situation [Re: Patlal]
#14154441 - 03/20/11 03:15 PM (12 years, 10 months ago) |
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I didn't wrong him at all. I talked to his mom and his mom said "I'm sorry Prep my son just isn't who I raised, got a girl pregnant, failed out of school... I wish I could do something but I don't even talk to him anymore"
what a piece of trash wtf. If I was reading the story I'd be laughing, but imagine if you were in my shoes
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Re: WTF do I do in this situation [Re: PreparationH] 1
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Post wud of been epic with a photo of the deuce in shower
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Re: WTF do I do in this situation [Re: PreparationH]
#14154461 - 03/20/11 03:20 PM (12 years, 10 months ago) |
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That's some fucked up shit.
But really, is it worth the effort to track him down and physically hurt him. Assaulting someone, especially being the aggressor is not always a police free experience.
Will kicking his ass actually make you feel better about yourself?
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Re: WTF do I do in this situation [Re: nice1]
#14154463 - 03/20/11 03:20 PM (12 years, 10 months ago) |
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He could recreate the scene.
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Re: WTF do I do in this situation [Re: 4runner]
#14154468 - 03/20/11 03:22 PM (12 years, 10 months ago) |
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A better revenge would be to deuce on his couch in his new pad or something. Let him know how good it feels to clean shit up.
maybe drop one on his kitchen work top
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Re: WTF do I do in this situation [Re: nice1]
#14154472 - 03/20/11 03:22 PM (12 years, 10 months ago) |
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nice1 said: A better revenge would be to deuce on his couch in his new pad or something. Let him know how good it feels to clean shit up.
Now that I can agree with.
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Re: WTF do I do in this situation [Re: 4runner]
#14154488 - 03/20/11 03:25 PM (12 years, 10 months ago) |
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I lol'd at the fact that I made a thread yesterday named "Not even awake one hour and already it's a great day"
then today....... lol
My sister just called me and got off the phone with his mom and she said the kids fuckin mom was crying... WHAT DA FUCK?
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Re: WTF do I do in this situation [Re: 4runner]
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Re: WTF do I do in this situation [Re: Micawber]
#14154532 - 03/20/11 03:34 PM (12 years, 10 months ago) |
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You called his parents. Your sister called his parents. How old are you?
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Re: WTF do I do in this situation [Re: MrGumball]
#14154540 - 03/20/11 03:35 PM (12 years, 10 months ago) |
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MrGumball said: You called his parents. Your sister called his parents. How old are you?
LOL it's fine if you make the call, but what's the point in getting your sister involved?
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Re: WTF do I do in this situation [Re: PreparationH]
#14154547 - 03/20/11 03:37 PM (12 years, 10 months ago) |
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Quote:
PreparationH said: I'm going to wait till I run into him and put my fist down his throat. My heart was pounding though because in my closet is a colonizing tub but it had a bag over it and was untouched so it wasn't seen, plus, if he had called 911 the police would have already arrived.
I can't even leave for fear that this retard will come back and shit in my kitchen. Like WTF? I understand if I fucked his girl or some shit but I literally never did wrong to the guy.
When your own dad is telling people to kick your ass, there is something wrong with you.
Sounds like he has you on the run :P
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Re: WTF do I do in this situation [Re: PreparationH]
#14154553 - 03/20/11 03:38 PM (12 years, 10 months ago) |
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Quote:
PreparationH said:
I can't even leave for fear that this retard will come back and shit in my kitchen.
Change your locks.
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Re: WTF do I do in this situation [Re: 4runner] 1
#14154559 - 03/20/11 03:39 PM (12 years, 10 months ago) |
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I got a new phone so I called my sister to see if she had his number but she didn't just his parents number so she called and asked if he had come up here, which they said he did. My wallet was missing when I talked with my sister so I said I thought he had taken it. I called and spoke with his dad to let him know his son is a scumbag but not a thief. Dude seemed like he wasn't even surprised but he apologized up and down to me at least
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Re: WTF do I do in this situation [Re: PreparationH]
#14154564 - 03/20/11 03:40 PM (12 years, 10 months ago) |
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Is he's still like paying rent? If not, change the locks, or just call the appertment people and tell them the freak shit everywhere and they needa come change the locks! I would park my car down the street so he doesn't know your their. If he comes, hide some were, watch him for a bit, then tie him down and shit and piss allover him. Makes sure you take lots of ex-lax before and do it by the door so you can through him out. And take his key. If he shit all everywhere like that, It sounds like hes real fucked up in the head and probably is not coming back unless hes completely retarded.. I don't know what was going through his head but I don't think he needs to get his ass kicked. Being covered in diaria will be a good lesson for him.
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Re: WTF do I do in this situation [Re: tospace]
#14154576 - 03/20/11 03:44 PM (12 years, 10 months ago) |
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Yes he is stuck in the lease and still pays the rent, I talked with my neighbor about the locks thing and she's probably right, I can't change the locks cause he's on the lease, I'm going to the landlord tomorrow and trying to figure this out but I have a feeling I can't do anything about it
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Re: WTF do I do in this situation [Re: PreparationH]
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Yea right, can't even lock out the infamous tub shitter.
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Re: WTF do I do in this situation [Re: JonnyS]
#14154634 - 03/20/11 04:03 PM (12 years, 10 months ago) |
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lol.
I think I kind of know why he may have done this. Back in october he asked me to take his lease because I'd be living here alone and I said no way, if that's why, that's fucking stupid of him because his dumb ass got on the lease...
so he may be mad that he wasted 6.5k and took it out on me via shitting in my tub 
That's the only thing I can even think of.
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Re: WTF do I do in this situation [Re: JonnyS] 3
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give him the ol' playdoh fun factory
step 1. take a wicked nasty dump in an old tube sock. step 2. soak in the back of the toilet bowl over night to achieve a nice soggy texture. step 3. (optional) pee on it step 4. wait till you know he will be in the area, and smash him in the face with the sock, releasing the squishy excrement in a somewhat similar fashion to a "play doh fun factory" on his face. step 5. laugh your fucking ass off
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Re: WTF do I do in this situation [Re: PreparationH]
#14154790 - 03/20/11 04:39 PM (12 years, 10 months ago) |
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idk you and your ex-roomie's relationship but if one of my friends took a shit in my shower i would just take a dump on their windshield or something. if it was me and my friends the person who takes it to violence is being the baby but like i said i don't know the dynamics of your relationship with this dude. but to hurt someone over taking a shit in your shower seems really childish if it was all in good prank war fun.
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Re: WTF do I do in this situation [Re: NastyDHL]
#14154874 - 03/20/11 05:00 PM (12 years, 10 months ago) |
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So if I understand this correctly, this dude no longer liver there but has helped you pay $6,500 in rent in the meantime? Lol, if that's the case, the least you can do for him is rinse his shit down the drain. He could have shit in your bed or something far worse.
Last roommate that fell through on me left owing me a grand then came back a month later and stole a bunch of my shit. Consider yourself lucky and get renters insurance now. I had it and it payed for itself literally ten times over when I was burglarized. It's only like a couple hundred bucks a year or less. You can usually get it through your car insurance provider, I got mine through an underwriter with Geico.
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Re: WTF do I do in this situation [Re: PreparationH]
#14154884 - 03/20/11 05:04 PM (12 years, 10 months ago) |
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Quote:
PreparationH said: I talked to his mom and his mom said "I'm sorry Prep my son just isn't who I raised, got a girl pregnant, failed out of school... I wish I could do something but I don't even talk to him anymore"
Wait, so people call you "prep"? People call me shLong, but that's a play on my name...So, are you ever addressed as Prep H?


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Re: WTF do I do in this situation [Re: PreparationH]
#14154912 - 03/20/11 05:09 PM (12 years, 10 months ago) |
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1) Change the locks 2) Wait until your grow is finished, then kick his ass 3) When he's down for the count, take a big shit on his head.
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Re: WTF do I do in this situation [Re: Le_Canard]
#14155523 - 03/20/11 07:09 PM (12 years, 10 months ago) |
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You said you found out where he lives ?
The answer is obvious;
1) shit in paper bag
2) go to his place at 5 am
3) light bag on fire and leave by door
4) nigger knock his door
5) winning
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Re: WTF do I do in this situation [Re: PreparationH]
#14155540 - 03/20/11 07:12 PM (12 years, 10 months ago) |
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Just put it behind you and chill. If you see him again punch him in the mouth. Done deal.
But damn I would be rippin pissed
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Re: WTF do I do in this situation [Re: PreparationH]
#14155896 - 03/20/11 08:20 PM (12 years, 10 months ago) |
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Change the locks?
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Re: WTF do I do in this situation [Re: Todcasil]
#14155919 - 03/20/11 08:24 PM (12 years, 10 months ago) |
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It's pretty clear, what you should do.
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Re: WTF do I do in this situation [Re: Todcasil]
#14155922 - 03/20/11 08:24 PM (12 years, 10 months ago) |
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Todcasil said: Change the locks?

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Re: WTF do I do in this situation [Re: DeadHearts]
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Re: WTF do I do in this situation [Re: Enthrall]
#14156036 - 03/20/11 08:43 PM (12 years, 10 months ago) |
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Shit on his face then take a picture
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Re: WTF do I do in this situation [Re: DeadHearts]
#14156048 - 03/20/11 08:44 PM (12 years, 10 months ago) |
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I went through the shit he left behind and let me tell you... I'm not that mad now. This moron left 3 (physics, chem, cell bio.)books here that I will be selling back to the school that will probably go for 50$ a piece, he left a gameboy color and 20+ games under his bed, I'm headed to gamestop to sell them tomorrow (keeping pokemon yellow, red, and blue)
The toilet though is fucked up and wont flush, I'm goin tomorrow to the apartments office to straighten it out and hopefull can get the locks changed and have them bill him for it.
I win.
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Re: WTF do I do in this situation [Re: PreparationH]
#14156054 - 03/20/11 08:45 PM (12 years, 10 months ago) |
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Call him or leave a message withy his family and say you are changing the locks in 24 or 48 hours. Then do it.
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Re: WTF do I do in this situation [Re: PreparationH]
#14156076 - 03/20/11 08:49 PM (12 years, 10 months ago) |
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Dude , its shit for shat. I wouldn't beat him up but i would get him back x10 as worse with my own shit. smear shit all over his car or his house or even when you find him just hold him down and rub shit all over his face through a plastic bag or something.
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Re: WTF do I do in this situation [Re: Dosile Kouki]
#14156128 - 03/20/11 08:54 PM (12 years, 10 months ago) |
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O and lastlt, he left an ibanez wawa pedal I think it's called. Giving it away to my homie.
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Re: WTF do I do in this situation [Re: PreparationH]
#14156261 - 03/20/11 09:15 PM (12 years, 10 months ago) |
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Call him and tell him you are changing the locks and if he wants his new key, he will have to come get it.
When he shows up, retaliate as you see fit. You should probably remember that he helped pay $6500 on your rent though.
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Re: WTF do I do in this situation [Re: Aser]
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and he shat ON not in his toilet and in his shower.
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Re: WTF do I do in this situation [Re: Dosile Kouki]
#14156280 - 03/20/11 09:17 PM (12 years, 10 months ago) |
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no he top shelfed the toilet, and now the toilet wont flush
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Re: WTF do I do in this situation [Re: PreparationH]
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thats actually pretty diabolical too, because how else are you supposed to dispose of the shit if he broke your toilet. your room mate was an evil genius !
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When his girl friend is having her baby go to the hospital and throw shit all over her and him while its comeing out. Leave and then come back after the baby is born to throw more shit and pee in his girl friends mouth.
woa i have a sick mind.
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