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OfflineMind Transcribing
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Re: WTF do I do in this situation [Re: 4runner] * 1
    #14154559 - 03/20/11 03:39 PM (12 years, 10 months ago)

This kid knows how to wage a guerrilla war :lol:


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Re: WTF do I do in this situation [Re: Mind Transcribing]
    #14154562 - 03/20/11 03:40 PM (12 years, 10 months ago)

I got a new phone so I called my sister to see if she had his number but she didn't just his parents number so she called and asked if he had come up here, which they said he did. My wallet was missing when I talked with my sister so I said I thought he had taken it.  I called and spoke with his dad to let him know his son is a scumbag but not a thief.  Dude seemed like he wasn't even surprised but he apologized up and down to me at least


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Re: WTF do I do in this situation [Re: PreparationH]
    #14154564 - 03/20/11 03:40 PM (12 years, 10 months ago)

Is he's still like paying rent?  If not, change the locks, or just call the appertment people and tell them the freak shit everywhere and they needa come change the locks!  I would park my car down the street so he doesn't know your their.  If he comes, hide some were, watch him for a bit, then tie him down and shit and piss allover him.  Makes sure you take lots of ex-lax before and do it by the door so you can through him out.  And take his key.  If he shit all everywhere like that, It sounds like hes real fucked up in the head and probably is not coming back unless hes completely retarded..  I don't know what was going through his head but I don't think he needs to get his ass kicked.  Being covered in diaria will be a good lesson for him.


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Re: WTF do I do in this situation [Re: tospace]
    #14154576 - 03/20/11 03:44 PM (12 years, 10 months ago)

Yes he is stuck in the lease and still pays the rent, I talked with my neighbor about the locks thing and she's probably right, I can't change the locks cause he's on the lease, I'm going to the landlord tomorrow and trying to figure this out but I have a feeling I can't do anything about it


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Re: WTF do I do in this situation [Re: PreparationH]
    #14154593 - 03/20/11 03:49 PM (12 years, 10 months ago)

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Re: WTF do I do in this situation [Re: stranger_danger]
    #14154597 - 03/20/11 03:51 PM (12 years, 10 months ago)

Yea right, can't even lock out the infamous tub shitter.


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    #14154619 - 03/20/11 03:59 PM (12 years, 10 months ago)

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Re: WTF do I do in this situation [Re: JonnyS]
    #14154634 - 03/20/11 04:03 PM (12 years, 10 months ago)

lol.

I think I kind of know why he may have done this.  Back in october he asked me to take his lease because I'd be living here alone and I said no way, if that's why, that's fucking stupid of him because his dumb ass got on the lease... 

so he may be mad that he wasted 6.5k and took it out on me via shitting in my tub :shrug:

That's the only thing I can even think of.


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Re: WTF do I do in this situation [Re: JonnyS] * 3
    #14154636 - 03/20/11 04:04 PM (12 years, 10 months ago)

give him the ol' playdoh fun factory

step 1. take a wicked nasty dump in an old tube sock.
step 2. soak in the back of the toilet bowl over night to achieve a nice soggy texture.
step 3. (optional) pee on it
step 4. wait till you know he will be in the area, and smash him in the face with the sock, releasing the squishy excrement in a somewhat similar fashion to a "play doh fun factory" on his face.
step 5. laugh your fucking ass off


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Re: WTF do I do in this situation [Re: PreparationH]
    #14154790 - 03/20/11 04:39 PM (12 years, 10 months ago)

idk you and your ex-roomie's relationship but if one of my friends took a shit in my shower i would just take a dump on their windshield or something. if it was me and my friends the person who takes it to violence is being the baby but like i said i don't know the dynamics of your relationship with this dude. but to hurt someone over taking a shit in your shower seems really childish if it was all in good prank war fun.


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Re: WTF do I do in this situation [Re: NastyDHL]
    #14154874 - 03/20/11 05:00 PM (12 years, 10 months ago)

So if I understand this correctly, this dude no longer liver there but has helped you pay $6,500 in rent in the meantime?  Lol, if that's the case, the least you can do for him is rinse his shit down the drain.  He could have shit in your bed or something far worse.

Last roommate that fell through on me left owing me a grand then came back a month later and stole a bunch of my shit.  Consider yourself lucky and get renters insurance now.  I had it and it payed for itself literally ten times over when I was burglarized. It's only like a couple hundred bucks a year or less.  You can usually get it through your car insurance provider, I got mine through an underwriter with Geico.


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Re: WTF do I do in this situation [Re: PreparationH]
    #14154884 - 03/20/11 05:04 PM (12 years, 10 months ago)

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PreparationH said:
I talked to his mom and his mom said "I'm sorry Prep my son just isn't who I raised, got a girl pregnant, failed out of school... I wish I could do something but I don't even talk to him anymore"




Wait, so people call you "prep"? 
People call me shLong, but that's a play on my name...So, are you ever addressed as Prep H?
:ahahaha:
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Re: WTF do I do in this situation [Re: PreparationH]
    #14154912 - 03/20/11 05:09 PM (12 years, 10 months ago)

1) Change the locks
2) Wait until your grow is finished, then kick his ass
3) When he's down for the count, take a big shit on his head.


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Re: WTF do I do in this situation [Re: Le_Canard]
    #14155523 - 03/20/11 07:09 PM (12 years, 10 months ago)

You said you found out where he lives ?

The answer is obvious;

1) shit in paper bag

2) go to his place at 5 am

3) light bag on fire and leave by door

4) nigger knock his door

5) winning

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Re: WTF do I do in this situation [Re: PreparationH]
    #14155540 - 03/20/11 07:12 PM (12 years, 10 months ago)

Just put it behind you and chill. If you see him again punch him in the mouth.
Done deal.


But damn I would be rippin pissed :lol:


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Re: WTF do I do in this situation [Re: PreparationH]
    #14155896 - 03/20/11 08:20 PM (12 years, 10 months ago)

Change the locks?

:brilliant:


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Re: WTF do I do in this situation [Re: Todcasil]
    #14155919 - 03/20/11 08:24 PM (12 years, 10 months ago)

It's pretty clear, what you should do.


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Re: WTF do I do in this situation [Re: Todcasil]
    #14155922 - 03/20/11 08:24 PM (12 years, 10 months ago)

Quote:

Todcasil said:
Change the locks?

:brilliant:




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Re: WTF do I do in this situation [Re: DeadHearts]
    #14155990 - 03/20/11 08:34 PM (12 years, 10 months ago)

eBay Shop for: Toilet Paper

:lolsy:

Need some toilet paper bro? :trolldance:


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Re: WTF do I do in this situation [Re: Enthrall]
    #14156036 - 03/20/11 08:43 PM (12 years, 10 months ago)

Shit on his face then take a picture


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