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Troll Physics
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DieCommie

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Re: Troll Physics [Re: Devlish2]
#14153638 - 03/20/11 12:41 PM (12 years, 10 months ago) |
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Great ideas! Too bad big oil is suppressing them!
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Devlish2
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I particularly liked the ground up cockroach idea  No need for bomb shelters!
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Re: Troll Physics [Re: Devlish2]
#14153756 - 03/20/11 01:02 PM (12 years, 10 months ago) |
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Envix
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Re: Troll Physics [Re: Devlish2] 2
#14153911 - 03/20/11 01:36 PM (12 years, 10 months ago) |
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Re: Troll Physics [Re: Envix]
#14154021 - 03/20/11 01:56 PM (12 years, 10 months ago) |
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Troll physics in motion 
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Hajnal
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I love troll physics.
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Re: Troll Physics [Re: Hajnal]
#14154355 - 03/20/11 02:58 PM (12 years, 10 months ago) |
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good stuff!
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Re: Troll Physics [Re: Envix]
#14154420 - 03/20/11 03:10 PM (12 years, 10 months ago) |
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I've seen a few of these before, but this one made me 
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Re: Troll Physics [Re: F0SS1L]
#14154982 - 03/20/11 05:26 PM (12 years, 10 months ago) |
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Troll Physics:


Troll Chemistry:


Troll Biology:


Troll Economics:



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Remix
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Posting now so that later, when I have more time, I can catch up on some of my trolling techniques.
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Re: Troll Physics [Re: Remix]
#14156959 - 03/20/11 10:59 PM (12 years, 10 months ago) |
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aha troll phyics is awesome
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Dr. P. Silocybin
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Re: Troll Physics [Re: Envix] 1
#14159190 - 03/21/11 12:56 PM (12 years, 10 months ago) |
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maybe Im just stoned but I don't see why this one wouldn't actually work
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realfuzzhead



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thats what i was thinking, you'd have to perfet it so water doesnt get out but i think that would work.
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Remix
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It actually does seem kinda plausible...
But I don't think the "pinwheel" would move with enough force to turn the generator at an adequate generating speed. I'm sure you'd generate some electricity over time... just not enough to really do anything. You would probably need to make a hugeass model for it to function efficiently.
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Re: Troll Physics [Re: Remix]
#14159245 - 03/21/11 01:12 PM (12 years, 10 months ago) |
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Dr. P. Silocybin
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Re: Troll Physics [Re: Remix]
#14159247 - 03/21/11 01:12 PM (12 years, 10 months ago) |
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yeah assuming the seal is air tight I see no flaw.
fill the balls with hydrogen and use a denser liquid with low viscosity to improve the efficiency.
we can make these things GIANT!! who wants to invest?
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shLong



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This is actually kinda funny
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Primal Glitch
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Re: Troll Physics [Re: shLong]
#14159383 - 03/21/11 01:46 PM (12 years, 10 months ago) |
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the problem would come from the resistance of the balls entering the fluid.
I think that this device wouldnt actually provide any energy.
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problem?
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BeverageFace said: the problem would come from the resistance of the balls entering the fluid.
I think that this device wouldnt actually provide any energy.
no, it would come from the resistance on the turbine. a ball falling due to simple gravity isn't enough to spin a turbine.
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Re: Troll Physics [Re: Caine]
#14159547 - 03/21/11 02:25 PM (12 years, 10 months ago) |
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Caine said:
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BeverageFace said: the problem would come from the resistance of the balls entering the fluid.
I think that this device wouldnt actually provide any energy.
no, it would come from the resistance on the turbine. a ball falling due to simple gravity isn't enough to spin a turbine.
the ball falling is only half of this theoretical design. if this machine was possible, the energy would come from the buoyancy of the balls in the liquid rising.
actually if the balls were filled with a lighter than air gas, then they wouldnt fall under their own gravity anyways depending on the weight of the container of the gas.
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dwnpineal you show me schematics and ill invest i simply dont understand how it would nott work, ima bring this up in class tomorrow
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It wont spin because of the resistance of the ball entering the water. Take away the generator, consider the pullies to be frictionless and consider the situation... The balls in the water have a buoyant force equal to the weight of the displaced water. When a ball leaves the water, you get an amount of energy equal to the buoyant force times the height of the ball. The ball entering the water has to do work to enter the water, because it has to displace water. The amount of work it has to do to enter the water is the buoyant force times the height of the ball. So in an ideal situation the amount of energy you get out is equal to the amount of energy you put in (as always). Now put the viscosity of the water into the situation, and friction of the pulley and you now have an under unity device.
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I love how a thread about troll physics has devolved into a conversation about actual physics.
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DieCommie

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Quote:
Silversoul said: I love how a thread about troll physics has devolved into a conversation about actual physics. 
"Devolved"? I take offense to that!
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Troll physics
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Hajnal
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I like how we're debating over troll physics @_@
EDIT: inb4 this was stated 2 posts ago!
EDIT2: 3 posts ago!
EDIT3: God damnit, 5 posts ago. I need to lay off the Absolut... or do I?
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Re: Troll Physics [Re: Hajnal]
#14161824 - 03/21/11 10:11 PM (12 years, 10 months ago) |
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BuzzKillington award goes to the guy who proved the Air Bubble Boyancy infinite energy trollphysics image wrong
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Remix
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realfuzzhead said: BuzzKillington award goes to the guy who proved the Air Bubble Boyancy infinite energy trollphysics image wrong

That almost makes him the ultimate troll, now doesn't it?
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