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InvisibleDunno
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i was food raped yesterday
    #14153535 - 03/20/11 12:21 PM (12 years, 10 months ago)

i baked some chicken yesterday than chowed the fuck down. late yesterday i started getting stomach cramps, my body ached all over, i was tired for no apparent reason and i began to throw up, A LOT. today, my stomach is a little better, but my head still hurts and my body still aches.

i threw up soooo fucking much last night. at one point i grabbed the trash can and a fresh bag and laid in that bitch. this morning i went to throw it out and the shit was more than half full... 13 gallon trashcan.


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Re: i was food raped yesterday [Re: Dunno]
    #14153561 - 03/20/11 12:27 PM (12 years, 10 months ago)

Eww salmonellae is bad stuff...  Glad you are feeling better.  Usually food poisoning makes you puke your guts up, then next day get the shits, then finally day after feels like it gets into the blood and makes your body ache but its soon gone.

Pilsbury dough boy got me not too long ago (Hee Hee! with glowing red eyes...).  I'll never buy another Pilsbury product again.


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Re: i was food raped yesterday [Re: Buckeye Oysters]
    #14153593 - 03/20/11 12:33 PM (12 years, 10 months ago)

i had all that accept the heresy squirts. came and went pretty quickly too. i cant do shit today though. everything on my body fucking hurts!


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Re: i was food raped yesterday [Re: Dunno]
    #14153610 - 03/20/11 12:36 PM (12 years, 10 months ago)

you didnt cook that bitch enough. :nono:


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Re: i was food raped yesterday [Re: JesusGoneRogue]
    #14153639 - 03/20/11 12:41 PM (12 years, 10 months ago)

the fucked up part is... i did. i even cut it open before hand to check for color and blood. it was fully cooked.

only thing i cant be sure of is how old it was. :lol:


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Re: i was food raped yesterday [Re: Dunno]
    #14153646 - 03/20/11 12:42 PM (12 years, 10 months ago)

i can still microwave it though. right? it just needs to be cooked a little better?

im hungry and really dont feel like making anything.


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Re: i was food raped yesterday [Re: Dunno]
    #14153681 - 03/20/11 12:48 PM (12 years, 10 months ago)

Quote:

Dunno said:
i can still microwave it though. right? it just needs to be cooked a little better?

im hungry and really dont feel like making anything.


:lolsy:
ready for round 2? :Trollface:


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Re: i was food raped yesterday [Re: JesusGoneRogue]
    #14153698 - 03/20/11 12:52 PM (12 years, 10 months ago)

:crazy2:


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Re: i was food raped yesterday [Re: Dunno]
    #14156204 - 03/20/11 09:06 PM (12 years, 10 months ago)

Yah, microwave is only going to boil it and make it tough and nasty, and it wont kill off the endospores or living salmonellae any better.


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Re: i was food raped yesterday [Re: Dunno]
    #14156311 - 03/20/11 09:22 PM (12 years, 10 months ago)

I'm disappointed, the thread title led me to believe you had a nanner in yer butt


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Re: i was food raped yesterday [Re: Prisoner#1]
    #14156512 - 03/20/11 09:54 PM (12 years, 10 months ago)

damn, worst food poisoning i ever experienced was on a rooftop in Thailand. pukin' your guts out in a squatty potty isn't my idea of a good time :thumbdown:


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Re: i was food raped yesterday [Re: Dunno]
    #14156577 - 03/20/11 10:01 PM (12 years, 10 months ago)

Quote:

Dunno said:
i had all that accept the heresy squirts.




Maybe it's because you aren't a heretic.


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