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Online Dating (this thread again)
    #14150796 - 03/19/11 09:20 PM (12 years, 10 months ago)

Not looking for peoples opinions, looking for peoples experiences. If you've tried it what sites did you use and how did it go?

I've checked out Plentyoffish / OkCupid both are completely free. They seem to be what most online daters use. I feel like pay sites aren't worth it, but i could be wrong. Match.com is free but you can't do jack shit (message someone) without paying.

My friend found an awesome chick from okcupid (but she lives too far away so they cant date). He got laid a few times from going to the sites (with some ok girls), but also met some crazy ass bitches.

Funny sidestory. He met up with a chick from there and it was his first time. Rather than talking to me he talked to a kid who goes to my school (who is a total tool). So the tool tells him to masturbate before he fucks this girl so he won't finish too early. So he does and he meets this girl. One problem. He can't finish because he jerked off before fucking her. So then she (who has many problems) begins to cry. Talk about an awkward first time...

So far i haven't met any chicks in person.

A few things to consider:
- 90% of the people you message won't reply
- Tons of fake profiles (they atleast seem fake)
- Angles. Fat girls love them. Their profile pics are awesome but once i got their facebook i saw real pictures of them. I need some level of physical attraction, i'm really not too shallow.
- People tell me a lot of the girls are psycho, but you can usually tell by talking to them
- Most girls assume all guys are complete creeps trying to find sex over the internet. This is probably true for most guys. Anyhow most girls won't meet you in person until you have been talking for awhile. For some chicks this means weeks.
-Some people just live too far away. Even if you find an awesome chick if she lives over an hour away seeing each other is a fucking hassle.

Anyone have any websites/experiences to add?


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Re: Online Dating (this thread again) [Re: Anonymous #1]
    #14151824 - 03/20/11 12:49 AM (12 years, 10 months ago)

There's a really big thread on this.  Saving space here though :0).


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Re: Online Dating (this thread again) [Re: Humility]
    #14153899 - 03/20/11 01:34 PM (12 years, 10 months ago)

where? is it recent?


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Re: Online Dating (this thread again) [Re: Anonymous #1]
    #14157062 - 03/20/11 11:20 PM (12 years, 10 months ago)

I forgot all the girls who don't mention they had kids when they are so fucking young. Really a deal breaker :X


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Re: Online Dating (this thread again) [Re: Anonymous #1]
    #14163061 - 03/22/11 03:47 AM (12 years, 10 months ago)

What Ive learned: Girls with kids are desperate for a nice guy. Especially the older ones. If youre a guy, dont put up pictures of yourself with your shift off in the mirror, it makes you look like a douchebag. Yeah its true 95% of women dont reply. If they are good looking at all, their inbox is probably full, or have already found a guy. If shes really hot, dont even bother. Its either fake, or shes dealing with a million guys. I know eharmony is like $60 a month, and match.com is $40. Its cheaper if you sign up for multiple months, but you have to buy it all up front. I tried match.com a while back. Ended up meeting a girl but nothing really happened other than a few nights at the bar and drunk sex. Kinda hard to pull together while Im traveling. I gave up trying to update my location every week and just let my membership laps.


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Re: Online Dating (this thread again) [Re: I_was_the_walrus]
    #14163516 - 03/22/11 08:24 AM (12 years, 10 months ago)

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What Ive learned: Girls with kids are desperate for a nice guy. Especially the older ones. If youre a guy, dont put up pictures of yourself with your shift off in the mirror, it makes you look like a douchebag.




110% accurate



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Yeah its true 95% of women dont reply.




i havent found this to be the case.



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I know eharmony is like $60 a month, and match.com is $40. Its cheaper if you sign up for multiple months, but you have to buy it all up front.




I used plenty of fish, which is free, and had a blast with all sorts of great women.


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Re: Online Dating (this thread again) [Re: automan]
    #14164918 - 03/22/11 02:23 PM (12 years, 10 months ago)

I find a lot of people do not reply. Maybe some of them are fake? Even when a girl is uninterested theyll often still reply. I just find many people stop checking back in.

Seen a few people randomly delete their profile 1/2 through us talking before meeting.


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Re: Online Dating (this thread again) [Re: Anonymous #1]
    #14166471 - 03/22/11 06:52 PM (12 years, 10 months ago)

Yeah about 90% don't reply. I've met 2 girls on OKcupid, about to meet another tomorrow unless she cancels. Gotten probably 10-15 phone numbers, but some of them are just boring as hell and I stop trying. You gotta know these girls just sit and get bombarded my messages each day, they can pick and choose as they please.

With both the girls I met, they were both heavier then they're pics suggested. Nothing terrible but not what I expected.

It's not too bad of a way to meet women, especially if you work all the time and don't really have ways to meet girls out of the blue.

All of the "yeah I'm here for sex" profiles are fake. All of them.

What amuses me the most is when you'll be talking to a girl and everything's going good, then all of a sudden they're account is deleted. You never know who you're talking too, so try not to be really attached until you meet them in person.

After 3-5 messages ask for a number, if she says no don't bother. I hate dragging shit out only to find she's not interested in anything serious, well then why the fuck are you here?

Another thing I've noticed : every jobless / talentless girl on these sites is either trying to be a registered Nurse or a dancer. And 1/2 of the girls are pregnant I've noticed as well, or already have kids. The ones that interest me the most are the ones who dedicate a paragraph talking about how "if you're a creeper, stay away, i'm not here for games, bla bla bla".

I could go all day about this shit, it's almost become a hobby :lol:


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Re: Online Dating (this thread again) [Re: pfxtc]
    #14167073 - 03/22/11 09:32 PM (12 years, 10 months ago)

Once i find a girl i feel like i could meet, i find out she has no car.

No fucking car. You wouldn't believe how many of these girls don't have cars.

Not too mention a bunch of them aren't going to college or working a job.

Theres 1 girl i'm supposed to meet soon, she is by far the most promising.


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Re: Online Dating (this thread again) [Re: pfxtc]
    #14167259 - 03/22/11 10:14 PM (12 years, 10 months ago)

^^^

I've had most of my messages get responses.  It is definitely true that many of the more attractive girls and socially middlestream girls prolly get messages daily, likely even multiple messages daily. 

I've sent a few messages, of different types, to different peoples and thusfar I've had the most success with sending messages to people who I felt were most "my type":  hippie chicks and ganj smokers (man "hippies" that don't use drugs really bother the shit out of me), artsy girls, happy looking girls.

I really wish I could find someone on okcupid that's into mushroom cultivation (gourmets, this region has a huge focus on buttons cause many east coast people aren't nearly as experimental when it comes to mushies as Cali and PNW folks can be).  My region of the U.S. gives me a good shot at it but unfortunately I haven't seen anything like that yet.

pfxtc - most definitely a great hobby.

Anon 1 - the only girl I've met so far also does not have a car.  Weird.


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Re: Online Dating (this thread again) [Re: Humility]
    #14169525 - 03/23/11 11:46 AM (12 years, 10 months ago)

I offer to drive girls everywhere anyway,

I think the problem is most of these girls are more or less totally nuts whether they show it or not, so when they find a guy who isn't a total piece of shit they don't really know how to react.

I'm supposed to meet one tonight, she's nice and pretty, although she sounded kinda weird on the phone, like not how her picture suggested, aka she sounded fat. We'll see how it goes. She was legitimately sick so she might cancel.

And I'm talking to this other girl whose a "virgin till marriage" but she jokes about sex in her messages.. I'll see if I can corrupt her :lol:

A fine hobby indeed, better then video games at least.


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Re: Online Dating (this thread again) [Re: pfxtc]
    #14169641 - 03/23/11 12:08 PM (12 years, 10 months ago)

No doubt a lot of them have issues.

But i've met just as many chicks with issues in real life.

Seriously whenever i see a girl on antidepressants + birth control they generally aren't too stable. And it takes awhile before you find out if they are on meds. Not that im against meds. Its just a trend that those people aren't too stable, why else would they take that stuff?


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Re: Online Dating (this thread again) [Re: Anonymous #1]
    #14169949 - 03/23/11 01:03 PM (12 years, 10 months ago)

I'm fucking with okcupid right this moment and one thing is heinous:

at least 60%, probably a greater proportion than that, of the girls I wind up messaging/checking out wind up being 5'8 and taller.

How is this possible?  When I'm out walking around I don't see this, or maybe it's just less noticeable than I realize?

I'm shorter than 5'8.  I don't really *care* but in Western society (I can't say for sure about anywhere else) height is definitely an issue and it's a minor, yet extant social taboo that guys should always be taller than the girls they date.


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Re: Online Dating (this thread again) [Re: Humility]
    #14170090 - 03/23/11 01:22 PM (12 years, 10 months ago)

hah I'm 5 11 so I don't notice


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Re: Online Dating (this thread again) [Re: pfxtc]
    #14171040 - 03/23/11 04:05 PM (12 years, 10 months ago)

Girl I met was heavier than her pic too. Whats funny is one of the profile questions was "how often do you excersize/how important is fitness to you?" and she put like 4 days a week. Fucking liar. She was all grown up though. Only 23, owned her own house and car and everything. Serious job, working like 50 hours a week. Church every sunday. We were definitely not a match. We had fun though...


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Re: Online Dating (this thread again) [Re: I_was_the_walrus]
    #14171179 - 03/23/11 04:27 PM (12 years, 10 months ago)

So the girl I was supposed to go out with today canceled, she's sick though so it's alright. It's problematic because I'm gonna be on vacation starting tomorrow and getting surgery when I get back, so we won't see each other forever, oh well. Maybe it'll work out, maybe not.
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Girl I met was heavier than her pic too. Whats funny is one of the profile questions was "how often do you excersize/how important is fitness to you?" and she put like 4 days a week. Fucking liar. She was all grown up though. Only 23, owned her own house and car and everything. Serious job, working like 50 hours a week. Church every sunday. We were definitely not a match. We had fun though...




Haha.. I fucked this girl:
and in those pics I'd say she's 120-130. She was probably 160-170 or more when I met her.. she was weird as hell though. Like she was shaking and shit, she said she was on painkillers or getting off or something, she made me choke her and then we made out for like 5 minutes and she says "I can't wait to see you again" and then she never calls or responds to the 1-2 messages I sent her, weird. Oh yeah, she had a stab wound in her fucking stomach because her boyfriend was fucking nuts or something, at least she claims.


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Young male going by the name "Bassfreak" entered Worcester General complaining of a sharp pain in his buttock region after attending EDM event. Attending physician considered a possible diagnosis of acute rave anus, but upon further investigation it was determined there was nothing cute about patient's anus.

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Re: Online Dating (this thread again) [Re: pfxtc]
    #14171557 - 03/23/11 05:37 PM (12 years, 10 months ago)

^^^

Oh no; what am I getting in to?!!


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Re: Online Dating (this thread again) [Re: Humility]
    #14172270 - 03/23/11 07:50 PM (12 years, 10 months ago)

Bitches be crazy but she turned from super shy not saying a word intro super freak with the unzipping of her pants.


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Re: Online Dating (this thread again) [Re: pfxtc]
    #14172289 - 03/23/11 07:54 PM (12 years, 10 months ago)

crazy bitches always give crazy good sex. But they are fucking crazy, beware!


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Re: Online Dating (this thread again) [Re: Anonymous #1]
    #14172466 - 03/23/11 08:34 PM (12 years, 10 months ago)

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crazy bitches always give crazy good sex. But they are FUCKING CRAZY, beware!




Emphasis man.  You can't be misleading people here.


Crazy-person sex is pretty wild though.


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Re: Online Dating (this thread again) [Re: Humility]
    #14172900 - 03/23/11 09:57 PM (12 years, 10 months ago)

I'll add to the batshit crazy anecdotes.

I met a girl online and she was mind-blowingly beautiful, as in at least a 9. As I gradually figured out over 2 months, she is a compulsive liar, fakes orgasms, is on multiple medications, talks to her cats, has an STD, spies on people, owes money to several banks, and is all around 100% deranged.

But God damn almighty was it was fun! She swallowed semen like it was the elixir for life.

If you pursue these types (trust your intuition), just don't lose yourself in the vortex.

I swear some women are just... fuck, I don't even know. It's amazing.


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Re: Online Dating (this thread again) [Re: The Whale]
    #14173530 - 03/24/11 12:00 AM (12 years, 10 months ago)

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I'll add to the batshit crazy anecdotes.

I met a girl online and she was mind-blowingly beautiful, as in at least a 9. As I gradually figured out over 2 months, she is a compulsive liar, fakes orgasms, is on multiple medications, talks to her cats, has an STD, spies on people, owes money to several banks, and is all around 100% deranged.

But God damn almighty was it was fun! She swallowed semen like it was the elixir for life.

If you pursue these types (trust your intuition), just don't lose yourself in the vortex.

I swear some women are just... fuck, I don't even know. It's amazing.




But it's all worth it if she's swallowing your semen!


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Re: Online Dating (this thread again) [Re: pfxtc]
    #14173798 - 03/24/11 01:13 AM (12 years, 10 months ago)

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But it's all worth it if she's swallowing your semen!




It's fatal attraction. :shrug:

I doubt the dead rock stars would say the heroin is worth it.


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Re: Online Dating (this thread again) [Re: The Whale]
    #14325293 - 04/20/11 10:11 PM (12 years, 9 months ago)

Someone mentioned using fetlife. Has anyone had success on sites not mentioned?


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