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OfflineROFL_my_ WAFFLE


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I peed in a douchey neighbor's gas tank last night.
    #14147560 - 03/19/11 09:15 AM (12 years, 11 months ago)

I was really stoned and thought it would be a funny thing to do. :awehigh:


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OfflinePatlal
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Re: I peed in a douchey neighbor's gas tank last night. [Re: ROFL_my_ WAFFLE] * 1
    #14147590 - 03/19/11 09:23 AM (12 years, 11 months ago)

And suddenly, you found the solution for our dependancy of fossil fuels!


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Offlineg00ru
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Re: I peed in a douchey neighbor's gas tank last night. [Re: ROFL_my_ WAFFLE]
    #14147626 - 03/19/11 09:36 AM (12 years, 11 months ago)

i approve


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OfflineROFL_my_ WAFFLE


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Re: I peed in a douchey neighbor's gas tank last night. [Re: g00ru]
    #14147651 - 03/19/11 09:44 AM (12 years, 11 months ago)

He's really crazy about his lawn, and a few years ago when he was on vacation, I poured salt on a random patch.


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Re: I peed in a douchey neighbor's gas tank last night. [Re: ROFL_my_ WAFFLE] * 7
    #14147657 - 03/19/11 09:46 AM (12 years, 11 months ago)

Looks like you are in fact the douchey neighbor.

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OfflineZardos
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Re: I peed in a douchey neighbor's gas tank last night. [Re: DieCommie]
    #14147662 - 03/19/11 09:48 AM (12 years, 11 months ago)

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DieCommie said:
Looks like you are in fact the douchey neighbor.




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OfflineROFL_my_ WAFFLE


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Re: I peed in a douchey neighbor's gas tank last night. [Re: DieCommie]
    #14147665 - 03/19/11 09:49 AM (12 years, 11 months ago)

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DieCommie said:
Looks like you are in fact the douchey neighbor.





He started it, man. He threatened me with a hammer because I didn't mow my lawn for a while. :feelsweirdman:


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OfflineMaharishi_2_U
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Re: I peed in a douchey neighbor's gas tank last night. [Re: DieCommie]
    #14147668 - 03/19/11 09:50 AM (12 years, 11 months ago)

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DieCommie said:
Looks like you are in fact the douchey neighbor.



QFT

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Invisiblerackem
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Re: I peed in a douchey neighbor's gas tank last night. [Re: Maharishi_2_U]
    #14147670 - 03/19/11 09:51 AM (12 years, 11 months ago)

unfortunately its not going to do anything to his car.


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Re: I peed in a douchey neighbor's gas tank last night. *DELETED* [Re: ROFL_my_ WAFFLE]
    #14147673 - 03/19/11 09:52 AM (12 years, 11 months ago)

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Re: I peed in a douchey neighbor's gas tank last night. [Re: Greendreams]
    #14147677 - 03/19/11 09:53 AM (12 years, 11 months ago)

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Greendreams said:
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ROFL_my_ WAFFLE said:
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DieCommie said:
Looks like you are in fact the douchey neighbor.





He started it, man. He threatened me with a hammer because I didn't mow my lawn for a while. :feelsweirdman:




You should get some of that industrial strength weed killer and make and awesome face on his yard. :awebig:




and then post pics :hehehe: :picdidnthappen:


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Re: I peed in a douchey neighbor's gas tank last night. [Re: Greendreams]
    #14147680 - 03/19/11 09:53 AM (12 years, 11 months ago)

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Greendreams said:
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ROFL_my_ WAFFLE said:
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DieCommie said:
Looks like you are in fact the douchey neighbor.





He started it, man. He threatened me with a hammer because I didn't mow my lawn for a while. :feelsweirdman:




You should get some of that industrial strength weed killer and make and awesome face on his yard. :awebig:



and bring your damn camera for pictures

damn...jimtown beat me to it:shrug:


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Edited by Boheim (03/19/11 09:54 AM)

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OfflineCynosure
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Re: I peed in a douchey neighbor's gas tank last night. [Re: Maharishi_2_U]
    #14147684 - 03/19/11 09:55 AM (12 years, 11 months ago)

Quote:

boredcertified said:
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DieCommie said:
Looks like you are in fact the douchey neighbor.



QFT




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OfflineROFL_my_ WAFFLE


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Re: I peed in a douchey neighbor's gas tank last night. [Re: Cynosure]
    #14147687 - 03/19/11 09:55 AM (12 years, 11 months ago)

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Cynosure said:
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boredcertified said:
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DieCommie said:
Looks like you are in fact the douchey neighbor.



QFT








fuck yo couch


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Re: I peed in a douchey neighbor's gas tank last night. [Re: Zardos] * 1
    #14147689 - 03/19/11 09:56 AM (12 years, 11 months ago)

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Zardos said:
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DieCommie said:
Looks like you are in fact the douchey neighbor.






Maybe they're both douchey neighbors. :justdontknow:


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Re: I peed in a douchey neighbor's gas tank last night. [Re: ROFL_my_ WAFFLE]
    #14147692 - 03/19/11 09:57 AM (12 years, 11 months ago)

Paint thinner / remover in a Super Soaker
thats the best thing to do to cars


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Re: I peed in a douchey neighbor's gas tank last night. [Re: ROFL_my_ WAFFLE]
    #14147693 - 03/19/11 09:57 AM (12 years, 11 months ago)

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ROFL_my_ WAFFLE said:
I was really stoned and thought it would be a funny thing to do. :awehigh:



I read that and was like "yeah whatever" until I saw :winning: in your sig.


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Re: I peed in a douchey neighbor's gas tank last night. [Re: Mello Kitty]
    #14147696 - 03/19/11 09:58 AM (12 years, 11 months ago)

Or you can suck on a Jolly-Rancher and stick it on their window. :thumbup:


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fireworks_god said:
It's one thing to simply enjoy a style of life that one enjoys, but it's another thing altogether to refer to another person's choice as "wrong" or to rationalize their behavior as being pathological or resulting from some sort of inadequacy or failing so as to create a sense of superiority or separation as yet another projection of a personal fear or control issue.

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OfflinePatlal
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Re: I peed in a douchey neighbor's gas tank last night. [Re: Mello Kitty] * 1
    #14147698 - 03/19/11 09:59 AM (12 years, 11 months ago)

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ellenallien said:
Paint thinner / remover in a Super Soaker
thats the best thing to do to cars




Damm...

I wont fuck with you lol


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OfflineROFL_my_ WAFFLE


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Re: I peed in a douchey neighbor's gas tank last night. [Re: Patlal]
    #14147704 - 03/19/11 10:02 AM (12 years, 11 months ago)

You guys are giving me some good ideas. :chillin:

I should hire a group of people to spray the car with paint thinner, make an awesomeface with weed killer, egg, and TP the house. :raveface:


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