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Re: I peed in a douchey neighbor's gas tank last night. [Re: ROFL_my_ WAFFLE]
    #14147707 - 03/19/11 10:03 AM (12 years, 10 months ago)

You remind me of me like 10 years ago. :smirk:


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Re: I peed in a douchey neighbor's gas tank last night. [Re: Patlal]
    #14147711 - 03/19/11 10:04 AM (12 years, 10 months ago)

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Patlal said:
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ellenallien said:
Paint thinner / remover in a Super Soaker
thats the best thing to do to cars




Damm...

I wont fuck with you lol




too corrosive, and also to hard to get it into water balloons
or else that would be fun too :devil:


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Re: I peed in a douchey neighbor's gas tank last night. [Re: rackem]
    #14147713 - 03/19/11 10:04 AM (12 years, 10 months ago)

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unfortunately its not going to do anything to his car.




Might not start, too much water in the tank can fuck that up. Most mechanics dont think about water being in the tank. Will change Fuel pumps and shit before ever replacing the fuel


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Re: I peed in a douchey neighbor's gas tank last night. [Re: Mello Kitty]
    #14147719 - 03/19/11 10:05 AM (12 years, 10 months ago)

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ellenallien said:
Paint thinner / remover in a Super Soaker
thats the best thing to do to cars




add water to it as well? or just load it up?
we used to just stick salami or bologna all over the car
:devil:


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Re: I peed in a douchey neighbor's gas tank last night. [Re: ROFL_my_ WAFFLE]
    #14147750 - 03/19/11 10:15 AM (12 years, 10 months ago)

Start doing him favors. That'll show him.


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Re: I peed in a douchey neighbor's gas tank last night. [Re: Boheim]
    #14147755 - 03/19/11 10:16 AM (12 years, 10 months ago)

i wouldnt dillute it, i wouldnt reUse the Water gun. be sure to discard it afrwards
the contents mite eat the plastic after a while


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Re: I peed in a douchey neighbor's gas tank last night. [Re: Mello Kitty]
    #14147789 - 03/19/11 10:27 AM (12 years, 10 months ago)

This.



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Re: I peed in a douchey neighbor's gas tank last night. [Re: Mello Kitty]
    #14147796 - 03/19/11 10:28 AM (12 years, 10 months ago)

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ellenallien said:
Paint thinner / remover in a Super Soaker
thats the best thing to do to cars




brake fluid in supper soaker is the best thing for cars! :awedance:


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Re: I peed in a douchey neighbor's gas tank last night. [Re: ComputerTekGuy]
    #14147803 - 03/19/11 10:31 AM (12 years, 10 months ago)

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rackem said:
unfortunately its not going to do anything to his car.




Might not start, too much water in the tank can fuck that up. Most mechanics dont think about water being in the tank. Will change Fuel pumps and shit before ever replacing the fuel




the amount that one could piss into a tank wouldnt be affect the fuel pump might delay the start or even lower gas mileage a wee bit but nothing more.

also if a mechanic ever changes your fuel pump and it turns out to be water in teh tank never go back to that mechanic. gas with alot of water will turn cloudy and it will be visible :moreyouknow:


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Re: I peed in a douchey neighbor's gas tank last night. [Re: Boheim] * 1
    #14147815 - 03/19/11 10:33 AM (12 years, 10 months ago)

Why are you people giving him things to do?
The neighbor didn't really do anything.


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Re: I peed in a douchey neighbor's gas tank last night. [Re: shadyy]
    #14147822 - 03/19/11 10:37 AM (12 years, 10 months ago)

ooops just relivign the days of being 12 and messing with peoples cars..

you make a damn good point


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Re: I peed in a douchey neighbor's gas tank last night. [Re: rackem]
    #14147830 - 03/19/11 10:39 AM (12 years, 10 months ago)

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unfortunately fortunately its not going to do anything to his car.




Fixed that for you. I undersand having shitty neighbors sucks but if his automobile got fucked up this would be seriously messed up. You don't mess with a man's vehicle.


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Re: I peed in a douchey neighbor's gas tank last night. [Re: shadyy] * 1
    #14147834 - 03/19/11 10:40 AM (12 years, 10 months ago)

Yeah. the neighbor was pissed that he didnt cut his lawn. i think after a while that is a legitimate concern.

I wouldnt want to look at some uncut weed ridden lawn, makes it look like your the crack house on the block.

op is a doucher.


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Re: I peed in a douchey neighbor's gas tank last night. [Re: BeverageFace]
    #14147836 - 03/19/11 10:41 AM (12 years, 10 months ago)

plus dont all tanks have those inner metal springloaded doors that the nozzle has to push through? wouldnt using your dick to push that open get your dick covered in gas and/or stuck?


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Re: I peed in a douchey neighbor's gas tank last night. [Re: BeverageFace]
    #14147855 - 03/19/11 10:46 AM (12 years, 10 months ago)

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plus dont all tanks have those inner metal springloaded doors that the nozzle has to push through? wouldnt using your dick to push that open get your dick covered in gas and/or stuck?




some are at the door some are at the tank and thanks for the fix! :thumbup:


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Re: I peed in a douchey neighbor's gas tank last night. [Re: ROFL_my_ WAFFLE]
    #14147871 - 03/19/11 10:49 AM (12 years, 10 months ago)

just blacktop your yard and have half disassembled cars all over...that oughtta piss him off...and fuck his wife while you key his car....sorry guys i just hate lawn nazis. My neighor is a lawn nazi as well, my mower broke and he complained
i didnt mow i asked to borrow his he said no
but he said he'd do it
i said i can do it myself
he got irate and said my grass was bringing down his property value
told him oh well till i get my mower fixed
i left the next morning
he mowed my lawn after i left i
came home found out it was him from the other neighbor
i grabbed a chunk of concrete and dropped it on top of his mower and smashed the part that houses the pullstring and broke that bitch  fuck lawn nazis sprinkle pot seeds up against his house sit back and laUGH


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Re: I peed in a douchey neighbor's gas tank last night. [Re: ROFL_my_ WAFFLE]
    #14147953 - 03/19/11 11:11 AM (12 years, 10 months ago)

Plant some weed plants in his front yard and call the cops on him.


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Re: I peed in a douchey neighbor's gas tank last night. [Re: Mello Kitty]
    #14148144 - 03/19/11 12:02 PM (12 years, 10 months ago)

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ellenallien said:
Paint thinner / remover in a Super Soaker
thats the best thing to do to cars




Thats a good way to get yourself hurt...I don't care WHO does it, be it man, woman, or child...if someone fucked up my car like that then they're about to have problems.

Like walking, and eating solid food.

Peeing in the gas tank is kinda gross, but it doesn't really hurt the car.

NEVER mess with a man's car.


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Re: I peed in a douchey neighbor's gas tank last night. [Re: thelivingfreekshow]
    #14148150 - 03/19/11 12:03 PM (12 years, 10 months ago)

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just blacktop your yard and have half disassembled cars all over...that oughtta piss him off...and fuck his wife while you key his car....sorry guys i just hate lawn nazis. My neighor is a lawn nazi as well, my mower broke and he complained
i didnt mow i asked to borrow his he said no
but he said he'd do it
i said i can do it myself
he got irate and said my grass was bringing down his property value
told him oh well till i get my mower fixed
i left the next morning
he mowed my lawn after i left i
came home found out it was him from the other neighbor
i grabbed a chunk of concrete and dropped it on top of his mower and smashed the part that houses the pullstring and broke that bitch  fuck lawn nazis sprinkle pot seeds up against his house sit back and laUGH




So your neighbor mowed your lawn because you're a lazy bastard and so you smashed his mower? :confused:


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Re: I peed in a douchey neighbor's gas tank last night. [Re: Ima Trooper]
    #14148170 - 03/19/11 12:10 PM (12 years, 10 months ago)

That's America for you. :usa:


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