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LeeHarvOz
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would you hire me????
#14147092 - 03/19/11 03:39 AM (12 years, 10 months ago) |
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origional email
Dear Student,
In the time of crisis I would like to offer you a new interesting and respectable job. We are looking for people to work as professional distance-based typists. No experience is needed. If you’re eager to use your skills to make some additional cash, then you might want to consider a home typing position.
All data entry operators work from home and are independent contractors. You typically set your own hours and work from home on projects that are enjoyable! Average monthly earnings start from $1000 to $3000 or more.
Requirements: -Computer with Internet access. -Good Typing Skills. -Basic Internet knowledge. -Basic Computer and Typing Skills.
You will not have to devote full time hours. These assignments can be done on your time. They may be done in Internet cafes or where ever you can get Internet access. If you are interested just reply to my email!
Best Regards,
Peter Norton Local Recruitment Manager
response
Dear Local Recruitment Manager Peter Norton,
Yea man I really hear you about this crisis we're going through right now, it's just so hard for an educated respectable 5th year college senior who has never even been close to getting arraigned in a court of law, let alone charged with something to get a decent paying job. Everyone is always giving me shit when i try to apply for jobs because my resume says i haven't had a "real job", like one where you have to pay taxes and all that shit in like 2 years. But fuck taxes it's not like I'm lazy and shit, i get money, i usually spend summers running an independent buisness selling grilled cheese, hemp jewelry and ultra heady crystal wraps with my two associates Smiley and Serena Begonias in the parking lots during shitty concerts. Im a very hard working man, the three of us managed to make $32,000 profit last summer and i was doing most of the work since smiley cant go five minutes without wandering off to find acid and Serena starts slutin herself out for pharmies like 5 min after we set up the grill. I gotta go solo from now on and find my own hustle though because Serena's being a bitch and went to rehab and smiley got pinched with a few sheets in the Further lot so he should be locked up for a while. But yea dude let me give you the low down on my qualifications for this kind of shit. like i said i fit the being in crisis qualification. i am definitely down for a respectable job where i don't have to listen for the "6-up" call every time i'm running a tank or holding down the family's sack of K n rollz, plus that shits a pain in the ass, custys always asking for price breaks and shit im a fuckin business man ya know. As far as no experience needed that's dope and all but i got this, i fuck with computers and phones and shit all fuckin day, im always entering data into that kinda electric shit. I really need that additional paper so im down to type from my crib. Thats ill anyway then i can smoke blunts, play NBA jamz and listen to SBD's while i work without someone stuck up butthole bitching. i got mad computers, my boy hooks up mac books for like half price and i'm sittin on a shit ton of em, if your not illiterate you can see that my typing skills are the shit, and as far as my knowlege of the internet and of basic computer skills goes im like fuckin Ferris Buler in that War Game movie. hit me up if your lookin for someone to run this bitch who actually knows what they're doing. Al Salam Alaikum,
Chris ******, Student
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Enthrall
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Re: would you hire me???? [Re: LeeHarvOz]
#14147129 - 03/19/11 04:08 AM (12 years, 10 months ago) |
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you be trollin
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LeeHarvOz
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Re: would you hire me???? [Re: Enthrall]
#14147139 - 03/19/11 04:21 AM (12 years, 10 months ago) |
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na that email was def. a scam or some bullshit so why not respond like a fucking asshole
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frith
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Loc: Philadelphia, PA
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Re: would you hire me???? [Re: LeeHarvOz]
#14147164 - 03/19/11 04:48 AM (12 years, 10 months ago) |
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Quote:
LeeHarvOz said: why not respond like a fucking asshole
cause youre just wasting your time 
ours too if you really expect us to read all that nonsense..
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LeeHarvOz
Homie


Registered: 10/13/10
Posts: 2,339
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Re: would you hire me???? [Re: frith]
#14151690 - 03/20/11 12:13 AM (12 years, 10 months ago) |
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u guys go no sense of humor, and i really did send that email back to them.
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smokesnugz
"The Naked Shroomer"



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Re: would you hire me???? [Re: LeeHarvOz]
#14151873 - 03/20/11 01:03 AM (12 years, 10 months ago) |
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I got a laugh out of it
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