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OfflineApostle
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I NEED THIS GIRL SO FUCKING BAD
    #14146370 - 03/18/11 11:28 PM (12 years, 10 months ago)

ive never wanted anyone like i want her. shes crazy n shaved her head n shit n is fucking nuts but goddam the rack n the body n the eyes n the face. Shes perfect. Physically at least. And the fact that shes as far out as my crazy ass has me crazily infatuated with her.

I get bitches by being a dick and im being way to fucking nice to her. Im gonna fuckit up n not get her cuz i like her so much

how fucking ironic


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Re: I NEED THIS GIRL SO FUCKING BAD [Re: Apostle]
    #14146372 - 03/18/11 11:29 PM (12 years, 10 months ago)

how much money you got?

i think she's open this saturday..

nahojay is her name right?

yeah i'll have her stop by your place from 3-4. have cash ready.


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Re: I NEED THIS GIRL SO FUCKING BAD [Re: Apostle]
    #14146373 - 03/18/11 11:29 PM (12 years, 10 months ago)

is she the one that put vomit in your mail box?


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Re: I NEED THIS GIRL SO FUCKING BAD [Re: Apostle] * 1
    #14146375 - 03/18/11 11:29 PM (12 years, 10 months ago)

:kingtard:


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Re: I NEED THIS GIRL SO FUCKING BAD [Re: Apostle]
    #14146384 - 03/18/11 11:31 PM (12 years, 10 months ago)

I MUST HAVE HER

shes twisted.

i know she regrets goin crazy n shavin her head. i know shes fucking wondering whats wrong with her mind. she abuses dope she doesnt feel shes worth anything. but she is the most beautiful person i have ever seen. i dream of crazy uncontrollable  "sluts" like her.


please god let her let me let her ruin me


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Re: I NEED THIS GIRL SO FUCKING BAD [Re: Apostle]
    #14146401 - 03/18/11 11:34 PM (12 years, 10 months ago)

SO you can go on massive drug binges together and end up OD'ing in eachothers arms? Lovely.



:inlove3:


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Re: I NEED THIS GIRL SO FUCKING BAD [Re: Apostle]
    #14146403 - 03/18/11 11:35 PM (12 years, 10 months ago)

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Hologram said:
I MUST HAVE HER

shes twisted.

i know she regrets goin crazy n shavin her head. i know shes fucking wondering whats wrong with her mind. she abuses dope she doesnt feel shes worth anything. but she is the most beautiful person i have ever seen. i dream of crazy uncontrollable  "sluts" like her.


please god let her let me let her ruin me



:freshwtf:


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Re: I NEED THIS GIRL SO FUCKING BAD [Re: Apostle]
    #14146405 - 03/18/11 11:35 PM (12 years, 10 months ago)

Being a dick is never going to make you happy with a woman. You might get them but not in the long run.

Shaved her head, she sounds sexy attitude :nojoke:


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Re: I NEED THIS GIRL SO FUCKING BAD [Re: collinZzZz]
    #14146410 - 03/18/11 11:36 PM (12 years, 10 months ago)

I sometimes wonder if RP is Kanye West.


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Re: I NEED THIS GIRL SO FUCKING BAD [Re: collinZzZz]
    #14146420 - 03/18/11 11:37 PM (12 years, 10 months ago)

How much heroin you do today hologram?


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Re: I NEED THIS GIRL SO FUCKING BAD [Re: withoutawire] * 1
    #14146427 - 03/18/11 11:39 PM (12 years, 10 months ago)



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Re: I NEED THIS GIRL SO FUCKING BAD [Re: withoutawire]
    #14146436 - 03/18/11 11:41 PM (12 years, 10 months ago)

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withoutawire said:
Being a dick is never going to make you happy with a woman. You might get them but not in the long run.

Shaved her head, she sounds sexy attitude :nojoke:





THE PROBLEM IS IM NOT BEING A DICK

it ALWAYS gets me laid

i dont want a girlfriend

i just wanna bang this crazy broad. i need to stop liking her :gc:


gregn439t2405rt2eqwed



i hate how i know wat to do but im doing th opposite


and i expect a bunch of virgin advice so dont worry guys i dont blame u for thinking being a nice guy works for anything other than gettin stepped on


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Re: I NEED THIS GIRL SO FUCKING BAD [Re: Apostle]
    #14146442 - 03/18/11 11:42 PM (12 years, 10 months ago)

are you decypher?

I am confused


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Re: I NEED THIS GIRL SO FUCKING BAD [Re: Apostle]
    #14146445 - 03/18/11 11:43 PM (12 years, 10 months ago)

dude write here a poem and bring her a thing of flowers, you'll be in her pants in no time.


:zaphod:


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Re: I NEED THIS GIRL SO FUCKING BAD [Re: morrowasted]
    #14146446 - 03/18/11 11:43 PM (12 years, 10 months ago)

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morrowasted said:
:kingtard:



:lol:


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Re: I NEED THIS GIRL SO FUCKING BAD [Re: Apostle]
    #14146447 - 03/18/11 11:44 PM (12 years, 10 months ago)

tell her you wanna have a heroin baby with her


or tell her you joined a punk band


or shot a girl's dad


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Re: I NEED THIS GIRL SO FUCKING BAD [Re: Apostle]
    #14146450 - 03/18/11 11:46 PM (12 years, 10 months ago)

Quote:

Hologram said:
and i expect a bunch of virgin advice so dont worry guys i dont blame u for thinking being a nice guy works for anything other than gettin stepped on



I don't fuck around with people that step on people


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Re: I NEED THIS GIRL SO FUCKING BAD [Re: Bodhi of Ankou]
    #14146451 - 03/18/11 11:46 PM (12 years, 10 months ago)

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Bodhi of Ankou said:
dude write here a poem and bring her a thing of flowers, you'll be in her pants in no time.


:zaphod:




worked for me once.

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Re: I NEED THIS GIRL SO FUCKING BAD [Re: Apostle]
    #14146453 - 03/18/11 11:47 PM (12 years, 10 months ago)

Quote:

Hologram said:
Quote:

withoutawire said:
Being a dick is never going to make you happy with a woman. You might get them but not in the long run.

Shaved her head, she sounds sexy attitude :nojoke:





THE PROBLEM IS IM NOT BEING A DICK

it ALWAYS gets me laid

i dont want a girlfriend

i just wanna bang this crazy broad. i need to stop liking her :gc:


gregn439t2405rt2eqwed



i hate how i know wat to do but im doing th opposite


and i expect a bunch of virgin advice so dont worry guys i dont blame u for thinking being a nice guy works for anything other than gettin stepped on




No clearly the problem is you are a dick, because you are going crazy about the fact that you like a girl and don't want to simply fuck her.


I forgot how crazy life is on opiates for a second, but you reminded me.


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Re: I NEED THIS GIRL SO FUCKING BAD [Re: withoutawire]
    #14146461 - 03/18/11 11:49 PM (12 years, 10 months ago)

Just invite her to your place throw a bag of heroin at her and tell her to get on her knees


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