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things you wish you did when you were younger
#14145971 - 03/18/11 10:10 PM (12 years, 10 months ago) |
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I got 2
1) i wish i started doing standup as a kid, bill hicks style
2) if I didn't do that, i wish i played hockey or guitar as a kid, so I wouldn't totally suck now.
then i'd be happy
but alas
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Re: things you wish you did when you were younger [Re: pfxtc]
#14145974 - 03/18/11 10:11 PM (12 years, 10 months ago) |
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i wish i could have convinced my mom that smoking pot and taking psychedelics wasnt a bad thing before i moved out.
its cool that she doesnt care now, but all the bullshit i put up with back then sucked huge donkey dick.
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Re: things you wish you did when you were younger [Re: Samuel L Jackson]
#14145996 - 03/18/11 10:16 PM (12 years, 10 months ago) |
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i should have gotten a fleshlight
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Re: things you wish you did when you were younger [Re: Salomon]
#14146098 - 03/18/11 10:36 PM (12 years, 10 months ago) |
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Should have learned to play an instrument, speak a foreign language, and how to be a confident person. I don't speak any languages now and can't play any instruments. I have the confidence now, but it would have been nice to have it when I was younger too.
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Re: things you wish you did when you were younger [Re: irie.one]
#14146112 - 03/18/11 10:37 PM (12 years, 10 months ago) |
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Worked harder.
Worked at partying more. Worked at getting laid more. Worked at getting better grades.
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Re: things you wish you did when you were younger [Re: Salomon]
#14146119 - 03/18/11 10:38 PM (12 years, 10 months ago) |
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order pizza total comes to 28.71 give twenty and ten ask deliver guy for dollar back him: "I know money is tight right now, but guys like me depend on tips to make a living" call up manager manager tells me this is his third infraction so he's going to fire him go in to take a shit take the meanest shit in existence, pizza was spicy mom says I have to go to school still havent wiped horrible poison ivy on balls pour a bunch of cream all over penis area, put on pants and run too bus girl I like sits next to me asks me if I've ever been kissed I start sweating I look down the cream is seeping thru my pants, looks like I came she notices I open my fannypack, to grab tissue spaghetti falls out everywhere I start sweating more realize I forgot to wipe my ass the entire bus smells of spaghetti and shit bud gets to school try to run to bathroom teacher catches me it's penis inspection day my name is Alex Aardvark, I'm up first PE teacher demans I take off my pants I refuse He wrestles me down and gets a magnifying glass real close I close my eyes, scream the guile theme at the top of my lungs He unzips my pants, the smell of spaghetti, shit, and cream wafts out He pukes on my dick Get expelled
Fucking penis inspection day. I hated 2nd grade
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Re: things you wish you did when you were younger [Re: ShockValue]
#14146133 - 03/18/11 10:40 PM (12 years, 10 months ago) |
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SamuelLJackson said: i wish i could have convinced my mom that smoking pot and taking psychedelics wasnt a bad thing before i moved out.
its cool that she doesnt care now, but all the bullshit i put up with back then sucked huge donkey dick.
i've done straight up extractions at my house back when i lived home
i never was even suspected of anything
but they left me alone for the most part.
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ShockValue said: Worked harder.
Worked at partying more. Worked at getting laid more. Worked at getting better grades.
yeah pretty much, but that's just standard shit i guess.
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Re: things you wish you did when you were younger [Re: pfxtc]
#14146134 - 03/18/11 10:41 PM (12 years, 10 months ago) |
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i wish i would have started earlier with soccer, and played more sports overall. i was always a good athlete, but never the best. all the better athletes i played with always had a few years of a head start on me, and even though i could still keep up, i just couldn't excel past them.
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Re: things you wish you did when you were younger [Re: pfxtc]
#14146138 - 03/18/11 10:42 PM (12 years, 10 months ago) |
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I wish I had told my christian parents to fuck off when I was a toddler. Too bad I was too dumb back then to think of it.
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Re: things you wish you did when you were younger [Re: ROFL_my_ WAFFLE]
#14146168 - 03/18/11 10:48 PM (12 years, 10 months ago) |
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Saved up my money.
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Re: things you wish you did when you were younger [Re: Legend]
#14146198 - 03/18/11 10:54 PM (12 years, 10 months ago) |
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Nothing. I live for the future, not the past. You can't change the past, only the future.
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Re: things you wish you did when you were younger [Re: iluvfungi] 1
#14146206 - 03/18/11 10:56 PM (12 years, 10 months ago) |
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yeah but it's proven that as a child you learn I think 3x faster then an adult does. i made that number up but I know the percentage is high.
i was a very creative child. then i hit puberty, and it all went away. kind of sucks thus why i enjoy psychedelics, it brings it back sort of.
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Re: things you wish you did when you were younger [Re: pfxtc]
#14146215 - 03/18/11 10:58 PM (12 years, 10 months ago) |
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I definitely wished I had started playing guitar when I was 3 and would of played guitar instead of oh so many hours wasted gaming. At least I'm an uber pro now. Not even.
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Re: things you wish you did when you were younger [Re: Devlish2]
#14146220 - 03/18/11 11:00 PM (12 years, 10 months ago) |
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yeah i gamed a lot as a kid now
i can't stand video games anymore, havn't played one in probably 2-3 years. i do play guitar however, but i struggle with keeping motivated. shit like this is really hard to learn later in life, like i'd have been content starting at 12-15.
-------------------- koods said: Young male going by the name "Bassfreak" entered Worcester General complaining of a sharp pain in his buttock region after attending EDM event. Attending physician considered a possible diagnosis of acute rave anus, but upon further investigation it was determined there was nothing cute about patient's anus. Life-long trip report
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Re: things you wish you did when you were younger [Re: pfxtc]
#14146227 - 03/18/11 11:02 PM (12 years, 10 months ago) |
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Same here. I've gamed enough to last a lifetime and have no interest in it. 
Now I'm off to do more interesting things.
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Re: things you wish you did when you were younger [Re: ROFL_my_ WAFFLE]
#14146237 - 03/18/11 11:04 PM (12 years, 10 months ago) |
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when i have kids i'm gonna push some shit on them, not like "force" anything on them, but I'm gonna encourage them to explore their interests. my parents never did anything of the sort so i was content with doing nothing. like i remember when i was 11 or 12 I wanted to play hockey and saved up for a stick and everything, spent 2-3 hours a day shooting pucks at a cement wall. not once did anyone offer to enroll me in a league or anything.
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Re: things you wish you did when you were younger [Re: pfxtc]
#14146252 - 03/18/11 11:06 PM (12 years, 10 months ago) |
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pfxtc said: yeah i gamed a lot as a kid now
i can't stand video games anymore, havn't played one in probably 2-3 years. i do play guitar however, but i struggle with keeping motivated. shit like this is really hard to learn later in life, like i'd have been content starting at 12-15.
Only thing keeping you down is yourself man.
Playing guitar, as with anything in life, takes many hours of practice unless you are extremely gifted and even they need to practice lot. Just keep at it. You will gain motivation in strides, gaining more pleasure from practicing as your playing and confidence becomes. There will be many hurdles but none that you can't overcome. (Unless you chop off your fingers or something.)
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Re: things you wish you did when you were younger [Re: Devlish2]
#14146260 - 03/18/11 11:07 PM (12 years, 10 months ago) |
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yeah i'm still playing of course
but i'm at one of those "plateau" points where it's either i'll get better, or i'll quit. it's kicking my ass right now.
-------------------- koods said: Young male going by the name "Bassfreak" entered Worcester General complaining of a sharp pain in his buttock region after attending EDM event. Attending physician considered a possible diagnosis of acute rave anus, but upon further investigation it was determined there was nothing cute about patient's anus. Life-long trip report
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Re: things you wish you did when you were younger [Re: pfxtc]
#14146295 - 03/18/11 11:13 PM (12 years, 10 months ago) |
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Just keep playing those melodies bro and keep your chin up.
I'd recommend picking up "The Music Lesson" by Victor Wooten. I'm not a big fan of the man (I respect his talent) but that book is incredible. Very philosophical and will get you thinking about music like no other. My friend picked it up not too long ago and has read it three times I think 
edit: Well I'm off to smoke some weed and waste my time playing playing Bad Company 2 Cya later.
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Re: things you wish you did when you were younger [Re: Devlish2]
#14146322 - 03/18/11 11:18 PM (12 years, 10 months ago) |
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see ya mang
i can't learn music conventionally
i only learn by playing
but i have no talent
its a struggle
-------------------- koods said: Young male going by the name "Bassfreak" entered Worcester General complaining of a sharp pain in his buttock region after attending EDM event. Attending physician considered a possible diagnosis of acute rave anus, but upon further investigation it was determined there was nothing cute about patient's anus. Life-long trip report
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Re: things you wish you did when you were younger [Re: pfxtc]
#14146640 - 03/19/11 12:43 AM (12 years, 10 months ago) |
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I shouldn't have gotten bored and stopped all my fun shit. Time to pick that back up and run with it.
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Re: things you wish you did when you were younger [Re: Humility]
#14146662 - 03/19/11 12:50 AM (12 years, 10 months ago) |
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I wish I could have explored the woods more, made more friends in my neighborhood
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Re: things you wish you did when you were younger [Re: rational]
#14146672 - 03/19/11 12:54 AM (12 years, 10 months ago) |
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I wish I didnt have learning disabilities as a kid. Oh well
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Re: things you wish you did when you were younger [Re: Enthrall]
#14146714 - 03/19/11 01:07 AM (12 years, 10 months ago) |
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I wish I bmxed more, I got decent enough I guess-started being able to get sketchy landings on 360 tailwhips, bunnyhop tailwhips, almost got some 540s, etc but I just wasted any potential I had 
Also I wish I could've not grown up in such a conservative brainwashed hardcore catholic setting, just seems like such a waste of my life to have done all that stupid shit
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Re: things you wish you did when you were younger [Re: 1tokeovrtheline]
#14146739 - 03/19/11 01:17 AM (12 years, 10 months ago) |
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I actually do wish I started playing music at a younger age, but I think I'm decently far along now. Still it would be cool to be better.
Also wish I got out of my shell a bit more at an earlier age, but again it hasnt really hindered anything at this point, so it's not a big deal.
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Re: things you wish you did when you were younger [Re: iluvfungi]
#14146917 - 03/19/11 02:15 AM (12 years, 10 months ago) |
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iluvfungi said: Nothing. I live for the future, not the past. You can't change the past, only the future.
you can't even really change the future. there is only one outcome for you when it becomes the present.
live for the now, bro. its the only time you'll get to enjoy it.
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