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Solve the Dilemma
    #14145220 - 03/18/11 08:00 PM (12 years, 11 months ago)

Simple game I thought up :

Post a dilemma :

EG: How would you have invented the airplane?

and the next person will

a) Answer the question in a simple manner,

EG: I'd trap a bird in a cage, and study it's habits for a couple of days, then just say fuck it we're never gonna fly anywhere.

then come up with your own question.


I'll start :

How would you have created paper?


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Young male going by the name "Bassfreak" entered Worcester General complaining of a sharp pain in his buttock region after attending EDM event. Attending physician considered a possible diagnosis of acute rave anus, but upon further investigation it was determined there was nothing cute about patient's anus.

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Re: Solve the Dilemma [Re: pfxtc]
    #14145226 - 03/18/11 08:01 PM (12 years, 11 months ago)

cut a log really thin

how would you invent the universe?


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Re: Solve the Dilemma [Re: Samuel L Jackson]
    #14145257 - 03/18/11 08:06 PM (12 years, 11 months ago)

jack off and put the results in a microwave

mmm...

how would you harness the power of light?


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Young male going by the name "Bassfreak" entered Worcester General complaining of a sharp pain in his buttock region after attending EDM event. Attending physician considered a possible diagnosis of acute rave anus, but upon further investigation it was determined there was nothing cute about patient's anus.

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Re: Solve the Dilemma [Re: pfxtc]
    #14145269 - 03/18/11 08:08 PM (12 years, 11 months ago)

with a ez-bake oven


How would you invent dr00gz?

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Re: Solve the Dilemma [Re: Bodhi of Ankou]
    #14145277 - 03/18/11 08:10 PM (12 years, 11 months ago)

by shitting/pissing into a bottle and harvesting the gas with a balloon

how would you escape the top level of one of the world trade center towers after they were struck by a plane given that you only had a paperclip, some chewing gum, and a rubber band at your disposal?


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Re: Solve the Dilemma [Re: Bodhi of Ankou]
    #14145279 - 03/18/11 08:10 PM (12 years, 11 months ago)

kill a bunch of homeless dudes, grind up their brains,

and snort that shit!

take any instrument you can imagine, and combine them. what would you come up with?


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Young male going by the name "Bassfreak" entered Worcester General complaining of a sharp pain in his buttock region after attending EDM event. Attending physician considered a possible diagnosis of acute rave anus, but upon further investigation it was determined there was nothing cute about patient's anus.

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Re: Solve the Dilemma [Re: pfxtc]
    #14145283 - 03/18/11 08:11 PM (12 years, 11 months ago)

i win. :lol:


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Re: Solve the Dilemma [Re: Samuel L Jackson]
    #14145287 - 03/18/11 08:12 PM (12 years, 11 months ago)

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SamuelLJackson said:
i win. :lol:




oh cmon man you can't list real shit :lol:

OH! awesome pun.


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Young male going by the name "Bassfreak" entered Worcester General complaining of a sharp pain in his buttock region after attending EDM event. Attending physician considered a possible diagnosis of acute rave anus, but upon further investigation it was determined there was nothing cute about patient's anus.

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Re: Solve the Dilemma [Re: Samuel L Jackson]
    #14145295 - 03/18/11 08:13 PM (12 years, 11 months ago)

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by shitting/pissing into a bottle and harvesting the gas with a balloon

how would you escape the top level of one of the world trade center towers after they were struck by a plane given that you only had a paperclip, some chewing gum, and a rubber band at your disposal?




wrap the rubber band around my erect penis, and launch it at the airplane.

threat diverted.

then I'd eat the gum, and file some papers together with my paper clip.

If you were jesus, what would your weapon of choice be when you went to assassinate the Buddha & Muhammed?


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koods said:
Young male going by the name "Bassfreak" entered Worcester General complaining of a sharp pain in his buttock region after attending EDM event. Attending physician considered a possible diagnosis of acute rave anus, but upon further investigation it was determined there was nothing cute about patient's anus.

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Re: Solve the Dilemma [Re: pfxtc]
    #14145312 - 03/18/11 08:18 PM (12 years, 11 months ago)

Mormons.

How would you have created the shroomery?

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Re: Solve the Dilemma [Re: Bodhi of Ankou]
    #14145328 - 03/18/11 08:20 PM (12 years, 11 months ago)

:lol:

with a pick axe and some work gloves... and a whip and a bunch of asians on computers.

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take any instruments you can imagine, and combine them. what would you come up with?




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Young male going by the name "Bassfreak" entered Worcester General complaining of a sharp pain in his buttock region after attending EDM event. Attending physician considered a possible diagnosis of acute rave anus, but upon further investigation it was determined there was nothing cute about patient's anus.

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