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Solve the Dilemma
#14145220 - 03/18/11 08:00 PM (12 years, 10 months ago) |
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Simple game I thought up :
Post a dilemma :
EG: How would you have invented the airplane?
and the next person will
a) Answer the question in a simple manner,
EG: I'd trap a bird in a cage, and study it's habits for a couple of days, then just say fuck it we're never gonna fly anywhere.
then come up with your own question.
I'll start :
How would you have created paper?
-------------------- koods said: Young male going by the name "Bassfreak" entered Worcester General complaining of a sharp pain in his buttock region after attending EDM event. Attending physician considered a possible diagnosis of acute rave anus, but upon further investigation it was determined there was nothing cute about patient's anus. Life-long trip report
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Re: Solve the Dilemma [Re: pfxtc]
#14145226 - 03/18/11 08:01 PM (12 years, 10 months ago) |
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cut a log really thin
how would you invent the universe?
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jack off and put the results in a microwave
mmm...
how would you harness the power of light?
-------------------- koods said: Young male going by the name "Bassfreak" entered Worcester General complaining of a sharp pain in his buttock region after attending EDM event. Attending physician considered a possible diagnosis of acute rave anus, but upon further investigation it was determined there was nothing cute about patient's anus. Life-long trip report
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Re: Solve the Dilemma [Re: pfxtc]
#14145269 - 03/18/11 08:08 PM (12 years, 10 months ago) |
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with a ez-bake oven
How would you invent dr00gz?
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by shitting/pissing into a bottle and harvesting the gas with a balloon
how would you escape the top level of one of the world trade center towers after they were struck by a plane given that you only had a paperclip, some chewing gum, and a rubber band at your disposal?
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kill a bunch of homeless dudes, grind up their brains,
and snort that shit!
take any instrument you can imagine, and combine them. what would you come up with?
-------------------- koods said: Young male going by the name "Bassfreak" entered Worcester General complaining of a sharp pain in his buttock region after attending EDM event. Attending physician considered a possible diagnosis of acute rave anus, but upon further investigation it was determined there was nothing cute about patient's anus. Life-long trip report
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Re: Solve the Dilemma [Re: pfxtc]
#14145283 - 03/18/11 08:11 PM (12 years, 10 months ago) |
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i win.
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Quote:
SamuelLJackson said: i win. 
oh cmon man you can't list real shit 
OH! awesome pun.
-------------------- koods said: Young male going by the name "Bassfreak" entered Worcester General complaining of a sharp pain in his buttock region after attending EDM event. Attending physician considered a possible diagnosis of acute rave anus, but upon further investigation it was determined there was nothing cute about patient's anus. Life-long trip report
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Quote:
SamuelLJackson said: by shitting/pissing into a bottle and harvesting the gas with a balloon
how would you escape the top level of one of the world trade center towers after they were struck by a plane given that you only had a paperclip, some chewing gum, and a rubber band at your disposal?
wrap the rubber band around my erect penis, and launch it at the airplane.
threat diverted.
then I'd eat the gum, and file some papers together with my paper clip.
If you were jesus, what would your weapon of choice be when you went to assassinate the Buddha & Muhammed?
-------------------- koods said: Young male going by the name "Bassfreak" entered Worcester General complaining of a sharp pain in his buttock region after attending EDM event. Attending physician considered a possible diagnosis of acute rave anus, but upon further investigation it was determined there was nothing cute about patient's anus. Life-long trip report
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Re: Solve the Dilemma [Re: pfxtc]
#14145312 - 03/18/11 08:18 PM (12 years, 10 months ago) |
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Mormons.
How would you have created the shroomery?
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with a pick axe and some work gloves... and a whip and a bunch of asians on computers.
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take any instruments you can imagine, and combine them. what would you come up with?
-------------------- koods said: Young male going by the name "Bassfreak" entered Worcester General complaining of a sharp pain in his buttock region after attending EDM event. Attending physician considered a possible diagnosis of acute rave anus, but upon further investigation it was determined there was nothing cute about patient's anus. Life-long trip report
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