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why do i sleep naked? * 1
    #14145112 - 03/18/11 07:42 PM (12 years, 11 months ago)

because my room is shaped so that if an intruder (aka anal invader) walked in I could jump out of bed and my dick would sling over and knock his ass out.

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Re: why do i sleep naked? [Re: pfxtc] * 1
    #14145123 - 03/18/11 07:44 PM (12 years, 11 months ago)

lol, that dick thread earlier has u all excited doesnt it? someone's feeling good about their junk :-P

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Re: why do i sleep naked? [Re: stranger_danger] * 1
    #14145130 - 03/18/11 07:45 PM (12 years, 11 months ago)

Insert feels good man frog here.


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I've been knocking from the inside.” - Rumi

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Re: why do i sleep naked? [Re: stranger_danger] * 1
    #14145133 - 03/18/11 07:45 PM (12 years, 11 months ago)

?

it's a security measure. trying to keep my family same.


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Young male going by the name "Bassfreak" entered Worcester General complaining of a sharp pain in his buttock region after attending EDM event. Attending physician considered a possible diagnosis of acute rave anus, but upon further investigation it was determined there was nothing cute about patient's anus.

Life-long trip report

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Re: why do i sleep naked? [Re: pfxtc] * 1
    #14145137 - 03/18/11 07:45 PM (12 years, 11 months ago)

lmao, fair enuff

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Re: why do i sleep naked? [Re: stranger_danger] * 1
    #14145143 - 03/18/11 07:46 PM (12 years, 11 months ago)


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Re: why do i sleep naked? [Re: Frost] * 1
    #14145161 - 03/18/11 07:49 PM (12 years, 11 months ago)

Quote:

Frost said:
Insert feels good man frog here.




: feels own junk man:


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You make it all possible. Doesn't it feel good?

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Re: why do i sleep naked? [Re: Doc_T] * 1
    #14145191 - 03/18/11 07:55 PM (12 years, 11 months ago)

:ranchydance:

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Re: why do i sleep naked? [Re: Doc_T] * 1
    #14145194 - 03/18/11 07:55 PM (12 years, 11 months ago)

i wish

i had a bunch of cocaine

and a black man to hold a big ass radio

and we'd just run around town

blaring black flag

and we'd throw rocks in liquor store windows

and steal all the fucking oreo ice cream

and give it to little kids n shit

YAY YAYYYYY


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Young male going by the name "Bassfreak" entered Worcester General complaining of a sharp pain in his buttock region after attending EDM event. Attending physician considered a possible diagnosis of acute rave anus, but upon further investigation it was determined there was nothing cute about patient's anus.

Life-long trip report

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