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Patlal
You ask too many questions



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Your employer wants a piss test? Read this and you'll have no questions to ask.
#14145119 - 03/18/11 07:43 PM (12 years, 10 months ago) |
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I have taken this off several websites... I compiled what I could in terms of what most sites said. This is what I came upwith
How long do drugs stay in you?
WEED
3 to 4 days if you smoked once.
Maximum 3 month even if you were a heavy user.
LSD
Max 3 days (plus they never test for it)
MUSHROOMS
8 hours and what is detectable of it is gone. Psilocin remains in for several weeks, but not enough to mess a drug test.
COCAINE
3 days if taken once in a while, 3 to 4 months if your an addict
HEROIN
3-4 days if taken once in a while. Up to a week for addicts (id give it 2.)
ALCOHOL
1 hour per drink. Although usage of alcohol can now be determined by the lack of vitamins and protein in the body. Luckily, employers do not test this.
MDMA
4 – 5 days for piss test. Up to 3 months with hair test.
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snitchelpowerz37
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Re: Your employer wants a piss test? Read this and you'll have no questions to ask. *DELETED* [Re: Patlal]
#14145139 - 03/18/11 07:45 PM (12 years, 10 months ago) |
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Patlal
You ask too many questions



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Re: Your employer wants a piss test? Read this and you'll have no questions to ask. [Re: snitchelpowerz37]
#14145146 - 03/18/11 07:46 PM (12 years, 10 months ago) |
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steezemachinee said: source?
Many websites. I read like 5 of them on every drug, and that was pretty much what they were all saying I took the most conservative answers
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pfxtc
RUEXP?


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Re: Your employer wants a piss test? Read this and you'll have no questions to ask. [Re: Patlal]
#14145156 - 03/18/11 07:48 PM (12 years, 10 months ago) |
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NOBODY
tests for mushrooms.
Military is said to test for LSD, which is actually out of your system in about 6-12 hours i believe.
-------------------- koods said: Young male going by the name "Bassfreak" entered Worcester General complaining of a sharp pain in his buttock region after attending EDM event. Attending physician considered a possible diagnosis of acute rave anus, but upon further investigation it was determined there was nothing cute about patient's anus. Life-long trip report
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noticeofeviction
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Re: Your employer wants a piss test? Read this and you'll have no questions to ask. [Re: Patlal]
#14145186 - 03/18/11 07:54 PM (12 years, 10 months ago) |
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Check your facts, some of those figures are absurd.
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pfxtc
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Re: Your employer wants a piss test? Read this and you'll have no questions to ask. [Re: noticeofeviction]
#14145203 - 03/18/11 07:57 PM (12 years, 10 months ago) |
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i wonder how common hair tests are
i know my dad had to get one for his job
i think i'd be fucked
-------------------- koods said: Young male going by the name "Bassfreak" entered Worcester General complaining of a sharp pain in his buttock region after attending EDM event. Attending physician considered a possible diagnosis of acute rave anus, but upon further investigation it was determined there was nothing cute about patient's anus. Life-long trip report
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Patlal
You ask too many questions



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Re: Your employer wants a piss test? Read this and you'll have no questions to ask. [Re: noticeofeviction]
#14145247 - 03/18/11 08:05 PM (12 years, 10 months ago) |
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noticeofeviction said: Check your facts, some of those figures are absurd.
Which?
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withoutawire
hi


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Re: Your employer wants a piss test? Read this and you'll have no questions to ask. [Re: Patlal]
#14145252 - 03/18/11 08:05 PM (12 years, 10 months ago) |
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Quote:
Patlal said: I have taken this off several websites... I compiled what I could in terms of what most sites said. This is what I came upwith
How long do drugs stay in you?
WEED
3 to 4 days if you smoked once.
Maximum 3 month even if you were a heavy user.
LSD
Max 3 days (plus they never test for it)
MUSHROOMS
8 hours and what is detectable of it is gone. Psilocin remains in for several weeks, but not enough to mess a drug test.
COCAINE
3 days if taken once in a while, 3 to 4 months if your an addict
HEROIN
3-4 days if taken once in a while. Up to a week for addicts (id give it 2.)
ALCOHOL
1 hour per drink. Although usage of alcohol can now be determined by the lack of vitamins and protein in the body. Luckily, employers do not test this.
MDMA
4 – 5 days for piss test. Up to 3 months with hair test.
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Thats it.. discuss if necessary
Youre only missing about 45 other drugs.
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withoutawire
hi


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Re: Your employer wants a piss test? Read this and you'll have no questions to ask. [Re: withoutawire]
#14145260 - 03/18/11 08:06 PM (12 years, 10 months ago) |
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3-4 months for cocaine in urine if an addict LOL
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noticeofeviction
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Re: Your employer wants a piss test? Read this and you'll have no questions to ask. [Re: Patlal]
#14145266 - 03/18/11 08:07 PM (12 years, 10 months ago) |
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Quote:
Patlal said:
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noticeofeviction said: Check your facts, some of those figures are absurd.
Which?
Weed - 1 month for the heaviest of smokers.
Cocaine - closer to a couple weeks or something like that
LSD - shorter than even 3 days
Also, it should be noted that while MDMA gets out of your system in X amount of days, when you buy rolls they usually come with a bombardment of other fillers and shit so while the MDMA might be gone, some of the other additives could stay for longer.
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Legend
RIP Sasha



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Re: Your employer wants a piss test? Read this and you'll have no questions to ask. [Re: noticeofeviction]
#14145315 - 03/18/11 08:18 PM (12 years, 10 months ago) |
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The Military tests for LSD via polygraph, and spinal tap Didn't even think that would work!
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withoutawire
hi


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Re: Your employer wants a piss test? Read this and you'll have no questions to ask. [Re: Legend]
#14145321 - 03/18/11 08:19 PM (12 years, 10 months ago) |
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spinal tap are you serious
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noticeofeviction
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Re: Your employer wants a piss test? Read this and you'll have no questions to ask. [Re: withoutawire]
#14145326 - 03/18/11 08:19 PM (12 years, 10 months ago) |
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withoutawire said: spinal tap are you serious 
You know... cuz it stays in your spine forever? Duhhhh
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Atheist
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Re: Your employer wants a piss test? Read this and you'll have no questions to ask. [Re: noticeofeviction]
#14145336 - 03/18/11 08:21 PM (12 years, 10 months ago) |
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noticeofeviction said: Check your facts, some of those figures are absurd.
this thread is retarded, wikipedia has a great article on drug testing
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pfxtc
RUEXP?


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Re: Your employer wants a piss test? Read this and you'll have no questions to ask. [Re: Legend]
#14145341 - 03/18/11 08:21 PM (12 years, 10 months ago) |
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legit27 said: The Military tests for LSD via polygraph, and spinal tap Didn't even think that would work!

Both of those statements are completely false.
I swear 90% of the population thinks if you've EVER taken LSD in your life you can't join the Air Force because they use mind control to get the truth out of you or some stupid shit, so idiotic.
-------------------- koods said: Young male going by the name "Bassfreak" entered Worcester General complaining of a sharp pain in his buttock region after attending EDM event. Attending physician considered a possible diagnosis of acute rave anus, but upon further investigation it was determined there was nothing cute about patient's anus. Life-long trip report
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Legend
RIP Sasha



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Re: Your employer wants a piss test? Read this and you'll have no questions to ask. [Re: pfxtc]
#14145347 - 03/18/11 08:22 PM (12 years, 10 months ago) |
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pfxtc said:
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legit27 said: The Military tests for LSD via polygraph, and spinal tap Didn't even think that would work!

Both of those statements are completely false.
yet this is what public schools are teaching kids.
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pfxtc
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Re: Your employer wants a piss test? Read this and you'll have no questions to ask. [Re: Legend]
#14145362 - 03/18/11 08:24 PM (12 years, 10 months ago) |
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oh ok
i thought you were being serious
-------------------- koods said: Young male going by the name "Bassfreak" entered Worcester General complaining of a sharp pain in his buttock region after attending EDM event. Attending physician considered a possible diagnosis of acute rave anus, but upon further investigation it was determined there was nothing cute about patient's anus. Life-long trip report
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withoutawire
hi


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Re: Your employer wants a piss test? Read this and you'll have no questions to ask. [Re: pfxtc]
#14145364 - 03/18/11 08:24 PM (12 years, 10 months ago) |
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I think he was
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rackem



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Re: Your employer wants a piss test? Read this and you'll have no questions to ask. [Re: pfxtc]
#14145376 - 03/18/11 08:26 PM (12 years, 10 months ago) |
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hair tests are fairly common in cutthroat corporate bullshit environments.
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mirrorsnfuturestuf


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Re: Your employer wants a piss test? Read this and you'll have no questions to ask. [Re: rackem]
#14145511 - 03/18/11 08:54 PM (12 years, 10 months ago) |
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this has nothing to do with times really but this was a urine test taken after 3 weeks of not toking

[flash=425,344]http:/
off the charts!
I think the nurse wrote For Fucks Sake on the top right
I felt proud
Edited by mirrorsnfuturestuf (03/18/11 09:00 PM)
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