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InvisibleveggieM

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[PA] Woman hid heroin, bags, pills, cash, and change in her vagina
    #14145117 - 03/18/11 07:43 PM (12 years, 10 months ago)

If you have lost anything and think it may have been inside Ms. Mackaliunas, please contact Scranton police lost and found :smirk: ...

Woman hides heroin, money, loose change in herself
March 18, 2011 - thetimes-tribune.com

A 27-year-old woman has been charged with possession of heroin after 54 bags of the drug were allegedly found inside her genitals.

Karin Mackaliunas, of Scranton, Pennsylvania, was detained by police on suspicion of burglary at a bar in neighbouring Dunmore after crashing her car on Sunday.

After searching her for weapons at the scene of the crash, police officer Nancy Baumann found three bags of heroin in Mackaliunas's jacket, police say.

As Mackaliunas was being driven to the police station for a drug possession charge, Officer Baumann noticed Mackaliunas fidgeting in the back seat of the car.

After the two women got involved in a struggle during a more thorough search at the police station, Mackaliunas allegedly asked to speak to the officer in charge, Sergeant Michael Mayer.

According to the police report, she allegedly told him she had more drugs hidden inside her vagina.

Mackaliunas was driven by ambulance, under a police escort, to Scranton's Community Medical Centre where she was examined by a doctor.

Police claim she had 54 bags of heroin, 31 empty bags, eight and a half prescription pills and $51.22 in cash hidden inside her genitals.

Mackaliunas was returned to the police station and charged with possession with intent to deliver a controlled substance, possession of drug paraphernalia and two counts of possession of a controlled substance, the Times-Tribune reports.

She was arraigned March 14 and taken into custody after failing to come up with ten per cent of the $25,000 bail. A preliminary hearing is set for March 21.


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Re: [PA] Woman hid heroin, bags, pills, cash, and change in her vagina [Re: veggie]
    #14145187 - 03/18/11 07:54 PM (12 years, 10 months ago)

I could see keeping large amounts of money up there when involved with such business... but loose change? Really?


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Re: [PA] Woman hid heroin, bags, pills, cash, and change in her vagina [Re: HeavyToilet] * 1
    #14145197 - 03/18/11 07:56 PM (12 years, 10 months ago)

She gives change with that thing?


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Re: [PA] Woman hid heroin, bags, pills, cash, and change in her vagina [Re: veggie]
    #14145210 - 03/18/11 07:58 PM (12 years, 10 months ago)

:doggystyle: "why wont all these fit in there!?"

Scrantons a nice place tho :thumbup:


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Re: [PA] Woman hid heroin, bags, pills, cash, and change in her vagina [Re: esquaredx]
    #14145254 - 03/18/11 08:06 PM (12 years, 10 months ago)

That is too funny


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Re: [PA] Woman hid heroin, bags, pills, cash, and change in her vagina [Re: veggie] * 2
    #14145294 - 03/18/11 08:12 PM (12 years, 10 months ago)

A vagina is like a purse that smells like tuna.


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Re: [PA] Woman hid heroin, bags, pills, cash, and change in her vagina [Re: Le_Canard] * 1
    #14145343 - 03/18/11 08:22 PM (12 years, 10 months ago)

I couldn't help but be reminded of the hilarious 'Curb Your Enthusiasm' episode, 'The Ski Lift'.

Here's a clip ...


"These big vagina ladies are getting away with murder."


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Re: [PA] Woman hid heroin, bags, pills, cash, and change in her vagina [Re: veggie]
    #14145393 - 03/18/11 08:29 PM (12 years, 10 months ago)

:lol: If I watched TV, that's one show I'd watch.


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Re: [PA] Woman hid heroin, bags, pills, cash, and change in her vagina [Re: veggie]
    #14145403 - 03/18/11 08:31 PM (12 years, 10 months ago)

If she never did drugs, she would be hott....

But she is a tweaker... change... really?  empty baggies?  WTF?

Pot should really be legal folks so we are honest about dangerous drugs like meth.

Meth turns hotties into uggos.... Seriously.


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Re: [PA] Woman hid heroin, bags, pills, cash, and change in her vagina [Re: Raw]
    #14145651 - 03/18/11 09:20 PM (12 years, 10 months ago)

"where am i going to hide all these drugs and cash, i dont have any pockets with this outfit?... OH! i doooo have a pocket..."


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Re: [PA] Woman hid heroin, bags, pills, cash, and change in her vagina [Re: blackstatis]
    #14145760 - 03/18/11 09:37 PM (12 years, 10 months ago)

thats fucking awesome, my  ex girlfriend did that once at a music festival because we saw sniffer dogs checking people in the line, before you say anything she wasn't smelly down their.

but really if you are going around doing burglaries why do you take your drugs with you?


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Re: [PA] Woman hid heroin, bags, pills, cash, and change in her vagina [Re: mexicanjewlucas]
    #14145766 - 03/18/11 09:38 PM (12 years, 10 months ago)

this news story makes me scared to touch my money.


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Re: [PA] Woman hid heroin, bags, pills, cash, and change in her vagina [Re: Samuel L Jackson] * 1
    #14147159 - 03/19/11 04:45 AM (12 years, 10 months ago)

Quote:

SamuelLJackson said:
this news story makes me scared want to touch sniff my money.




Nothing wrong with that.


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Re: [PA] Woman hid heroin, bags, pills, cash, and change in her vagina [Re: Doc_T]
    #14147618 - 03/19/11 09:33 AM (12 years, 10 months ago)

Quote:

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loose lips sink ships



Ain't no party like a Scranton party, 'cause a Scranton party don't stop!  :monkeydance:


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Re: [PA] Woman hid heroin, bags, pills, cash, and change in her vagina [Re: blackstatis]
    #14147933 - 03/19/11 11:03 AM (12 years, 10 months ago)

Quote:

blackstatis said:
"where am i going to hide all these drugs and cash, i dont have any pockets with this outfit?... OH! i doooo have a pocket..."




:ilold:


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Re: [PA] Woman hid heroin, bags, pills, cash, and change in her vagina [Re: Doc_T]
    #14148157 - 03/19/11 12:05 PM (12 years, 10 months ago)

Quote:

Doc_T said:
She gives change with that thing?



:ahahaha::lolsy:


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Re: [PA] Woman hid heroin, bags, pills, cash, and change in her vagina [Re: Le_Canard]
    #14148163 - 03/19/11 12:08 PM (12 years, 10 months ago)

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ToiletDuk said:
A vagina is like a purse that smells like tuna.




lol a purse. but if you've been with women whose vaginas actually smell like fish, you're dealing with girls who have serious hygiene issues and probably infections of some sort.  I've heard a friend talk about hooking up with a fat chick whose pussy was so stank that it stunk up his dick for days, even after several showers.. probably an exaggeration but still, a clean healthy pussy has a very very light aroma when you're going down on them thats very appealing and arousing, (many  have no noticeable smell whatsover). there should be no unpleasant stank to a pussy. if there is STAY THE HELL OUT OF THERE!


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Re: [PA] Woman hid heroin, bags, pills, cash, and change in her vagina [Re: BoneMan] * 2
    #14148178 - 03/19/11 12:13 PM (12 years, 10 months ago)

Thanks Dr Gyno


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Re: [PA] Woman hid heroin, bags, pills, cash, and change in her vagina [Re: shLong]
    #14148793 - 03/19/11 02:40 PM (12 years, 10 months ago)

Almost every comment so far is lol worthy :lmafo:


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Re: [PA] Woman hid heroin, bags, pills, cash, and change in her vagina [Re: LadyLittleZeppelin]
    #14151710 - 03/20/11 12:20 AM (12 years, 10 months ago)

It's a TRAP!!!

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Re: [PA] Woman hid heroin, bags, pills, cash, and change in her vagina [Re: Raw]
    #14151808 - 03/20/11 12:45 AM (12 years, 10 months ago)

Quote:

Raw said:
If she never did drugs, she would be hott....

But she is a tweaker... change... really?  empty baggies?  WTF?

Pot should really be legal folks so we are honest about dangerous drugs like meth.

Meth turns hotties into uggos.... Seriously.





What .00001% of the population has a problem with meth. They need treatment. If it's legal, illegal it has no relevance.


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Re: [PA] Woman hid heroin, bags, pills, cash, and change in her vagina [Re: iluvfungi]
    #14153073 - 03/20/11 10:30 AM (12 years, 10 months ago)

$51.22... I will never look at a copper Abe Lincoln the same


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Re: [PA] Woman hid heroin, bags, pills, cash, and change in her vagina [Re: WunderlandSpice]
    #14161032 - 03/21/11 07:31 PM (12 years, 10 months ago)

Loose change?  Really?  Come on now girl:facepalm:


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Re: [PA] Woman hid heroin, bags, pills, cash, and change in her vagina [Re: Cognitive_Shift]
    #14161221 - 03/21/11 08:07 PM (12 years, 10 months ago)

Hahahaha, you said loose change.


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Re: [PA] Woman hid heroin, bags, pills, cash, and change in her vagina [Re: veggie]
    #14164806 - 03/22/11 02:02 PM (12 years, 10 months ago)

Quote:

veggie said:
I couldn't help but be reminded of the hilarious 'Curb Your Enthusiasm'
episode,
'The Ski Lift'.<br>
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Here's a clip ...<br>
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Re: [PA] Woman hid heroin, bags, pills, cash, and change in her vagina [Re: iluvfungi]
    #14183183 - 03/25/11 06:45 PM (12 years, 10 months ago)

Quote:

iluvfungi said:
Quote:

Raw said:
If she never did drugs, she would be hott....

But she is a tweaker... change... really?  empty baggies?  WTF?

Pot should really be legal folks so we are honest about dangerous drugs like meth.

Meth turns hotties into uggos.... Seriously.





What .00001% of the population has a problem with meth. They need treatment. If it's legal, illegal it has no relevance.



i assure there are much much more than 3100 people in the US have a problem with meth...


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