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i got ROAD RAGED TODAY!!
#14144280 - 03/18/11 04:56 PM (12 years, 10 months ago) |
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so i was tryin to get into the left turn lane between a white dodge ram and a little car.. and i saw the ram start to speed up when i put my signal on.. so i just jammed it and cut him off before i missed my turn.. wow.. this mofo gets out of the lane and on the other side of the car and starts yelling at me, hes like a 40 years old 6'3" 400 pound fat ass.. and im like 5'10 or so.. 180.. anyways.. i look over and start laughing my ass off at this guy with his fat fugly face and 10 chins jiggling and he starts trying to run me into the island like if i dont let him in hes gonna hit my car!! so i figure i need a paintjob anyways and ill deal with it if he hits me and i just hold my lane!! as we pull up to the stoplight he turns bright red furious on me!! im just like and laughing and this dumb ass gets out of his truck and i lock the door and roll the window up.. when he walked over yelling i just laugh and and he gets bright red like a firetruck and punches my window!! hard!! was thinkin if he breaks my window hes in trouble.. i have a 2 1/2' hood rod in my car and i woulda jabbed him in his face so fucking hard with it! i woulda put his eye out literally and beat him the fuck down!! so i flipped a bitch and went into the gas station across the street because thats where i was going in the first place and he missed his turn!! and his wife/lady in the truck was screaming HARD at this guy like not again!! i kinda wish he woulda broke my window.. he woulda got what he deserved.. and woulda felt so ashamed he probably wanna kill himself because a small/average dude like me caries a metal stick in his car and isnt afraid to use it.. atleast i know he wont be getting pussy for a while.. prolly why he was mad in the first place..
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Re: i got ROAD RAGED TODAY!! [Re: wow]
#14144291 - 03/18/11 04:58 PM (12 years, 10 months ago) |
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buy airsoft gun
spray paint black
point it at people while driving
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Re: i got ROAD RAGED TODAY!! [Re: wow]
#14144297 - 03/18/11 04:59 PM (12 years, 10 months ago) |
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 That's pretty funny.
Some douchebag punched and kicked my window and door one time because i wouldn't sell him weed. He almost got ran over, but he jumped out of the way.
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Re: i got ROAD RAGED TODAY!! [Re: thoughts]
#14144303 - 03/18/11 05:00 PM (12 years, 10 months ago) |
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In san francisco everyone is a pretentious liberal douchebag so no one really does too many road rage.
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Re: i got ROAD RAGED TODAY!! [Re: thoughts]
#14144335 - 03/18/11 05:09 PM (12 years, 10 months ago) |
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dude i was gonna try and scare him with my car but i was like ehh.. its all good.. its over.. i won.. and i just took my turn and left him behind.. this is the third time ive got raged.. the first time i was in my mustang on a canyon road in a line of traffic no where to go and this guy was trying to park his car on my back bumper so i checked him hard.. then he tried to pass me round a blind corner! now.. lemme tell ya.. i was in my 5.0 with heads/cam/fuel/everything.. and i stomped it and when we got out to a light he rolled his window down and called me a "nigger" no offense.. and one time the same car was having problems and i brake checked this crackhead in a 1982 vw convertable and my car started to break down.. so i just pulled over.. i didnt even notice he pulled behind me.. he walked to my window like you got a problem?! i was like do you want problems? and he stood in my face and was like i dont think you want problems with me and shoved me.. i almost hit the ground.. i walked up to him and laid him out one punch and slammed his head into a brick wall and left.. no shit... i aint skrrd!
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Re: i got ROAD RAGED TODAY!! [Re: wow]
#14144351 - 03/18/11 05:11 PM (12 years, 10 months ago) |
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I avoid rode rage at all costs because people are fucking assholes.
About a year ago a guy was driving down a wrong one street, and some guy got pissed and shot and killed him, his 16 year old kid, and left the 13 year old paralyzed.
Pieces of shit like that just have me avoid stressful situations as much as I can.
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Re: i got ROAD RAGED TODAY!! [Re: wow]
#14144354 - 03/18/11 05:12 PM (12 years, 10 months ago) |
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everyone down in socal is a deusch and i drive kinda aggresive i guess.. so i cause the problems to arise in the first place i guess.. but i get so pissed when people dont know how to drive! or try to piss me off in thier cars!! i swear they test my patients on purpose.. owell
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Re: i got ROAD RAGED TODAY!! [Re: wow]
#14144359 - 03/18/11 05:13 PM (12 years, 10 months ago) |
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It's those fucking prius's. Worst drivers in the world I am telling you.
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Re: i got ROAD RAGED TODAY!! [Re: wow]
#14144363 - 03/18/11 05:13 PM (12 years, 10 months ago) |
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yeh... i dont wanna get shot... but im down to fight if i got too.. and ill let you crash into me too! and collect insurance!!
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Re: i got ROAD RAGED TODAY!! [Re: wow]
#14144368 - 03/18/11 05:14 PM (12 years, 10 months ago) |
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wow said: dude i was gonna try and scare him with my car but i was like ehh.. its all good.. its over.. i won.. and i just took my turn and left him behind.. this is the third time ive got raged.. the first time i was in my mustang on a canyon road in a line of traffic no where to go and this guy was trying to park his car on my back bumper so i checked him hard.. then he tried to pass me round a blind corner! now.. lemme tell ya.. i was in my 5.0 with heads/cam/fuel/everything.. and i stomped it and when we got out to a light he rolled his window down and called me a "nigger" no offense.. and one time the same car was having problems and i brake checked this crackhead in a 1982 vw convertable and my car started to break down.. so i just pulled over.. i didnt even notice he pulled behind me.. he walked to my window like you got a problem?! i was like do you want problems? and he stood in my face and was like i dont think you want problems with me and shoved me.. i almost hit the ground.. i walked up to him and laid him out one punch and slammed his head into a brick wall and left.. no shit... i aint skrrd!
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Re: i got ROAD RAGED TODAY!! [Re: wow]
#14144370 - 03/18/11 05:14 PM (12 years, 10 months ago) |
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Lolll about three weeks ago my black dealer in east oakland called me asking if I have a driver's license so we could crash a car of his and get $750 each from insurance.
I lol'd hard.
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Re: i got ROAD RAGED TODAY!! [Re: wow]
#14144384 - 03/18/11 05:18 PM (12 years, 10 months ago) |
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A few years ago I was driving through a little quick stop to get some party supplies with a friend of mine, apparently I cut a guy off and got in there before him because he was behind me cussing and shit. After I got my shit we parked outside for a minute to sort some shit out, and this fucker rolls up out of no where and grabs my neck. Well thank goodness I let my friend bring a glass mug along from my house, which happened to be right beside me in the cup holder.
You guessed it, I clocked that fuck right in the face and shattered that mug all over him. This guy also had a wife with him screaming, especially loud after he had a face full of glass. 
After that i just drove away pissed that I broke the damn mug. Good times
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Re: i got ROAD RAGED TODAY!! [Re: wow]
#14144524 - 03/18/11 05:51 PM (12 years, 10 months ago) |
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What an asshole! You shoulda whupped his fat ass and taught him a lesson.
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Re: i got ROAD RAGED TODAY!! [Re: Equipto]
#14144527 - 03/18/11 05:52 PM (12 years, 10 months ago) |
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Equipto said: A few years ago I was driving through a little quick stop to get some party supplies with a friend of mine, apparently I cut a guy off and got in there before him because he was behind me cussing and shit. After I got my shit we parked outside for a minute to sort some shit out, and this fucker rolls up out of no where and grabs my neck. Well thank goodness I let my friend bring a glass mug along from my house, which happened to be right beside me in the cup holder.
You guessed it, I clocked that fuck right in the face and shattered that mug all over him. This guy also had a wife with him screaming, especially loud after he had a face full of glass. 
After that i just drove away pissed that I broke the damn mug. Good times 
HAHA!! you gotta admit tho... it fees SO GOOD to put the idiot in his place!! o man i woulda been beyond mad if someone grabbed my neck.. thats crazy!
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Re: i got ROAD RAGED TODAY!! [Re: Le_Canard]
#14144548 - 03/18/11 05:56 PM (12 years, 10 months ago) |
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withoutawire said: Lolll about three weeks ago my black dealer in east oakland called me asking if I have a driver's license so we could crash a car of his and get $750 each from insurance.
I lol'd hard.
my ex gf did that when she was in the car and we got rear ended... again... i brake checked the asshole and they hit me.. she got like 1200 bux and a couple months of therapy and massages i got 850 for my bumper!!
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ToiletDuk said: What an asshole! You shoulda whupped his fat ass and taught him a lesson.
if he woulda broke my window that rod woulda been in his eye socket in about .00001 of a second!! then i woulda got out and started whaling on the whale! LOL! but i got him good enough i figured.. and his wife was TRIPPIN on him!! it was a funny thing man.. idiots these days...
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Re: i got ROAD RAGED TODAY!! [Re: wow]
#14145183 - 03/18/11 07:53 PM (12 years, 10 months ago) |
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wow said: ....i look over and start laughing my ass off at this guy with his fat fugly face and 10 chins jiggling and he starts trying to run me into the island like if i dont let him in hes gonna hit my car!! so i figure i need a paintjob anyways and ill deal with it if he hits me and i just hold my lane!! as we pull up to the stoplight he turns bright red furious on me!! im just like and laughing and this dumb ass gets out of his truck and i lock the door and roll the window up.. when he walked over yelling i just laugh and and he gets bright red like a firetruck .....

This is more or less the exact same thing I do when people get all sorts of pissed and raged. I usually smile, laugh, give them a friendly wave, occasionally throw in the with a smile. Rather than getting all raged and pissed back at them, a smile and a wave tends to be more effective at pissing them off even more .
I recently had a middle aged dude get all pissed off at me for "blocking his view". We were at a 3-way intersection, he was going right, I was going left. I pulled up a bit far and blocked his view of traffic coming from the left. He instantly got all sorts of pissed off, beat red face, screaming at the top of his lungs and moving around in a fury so much so that his car was moving around...I smiled at him and rolled my window down to hear what he was going on about, first thing he says is "You drive like a nigger". I was honestly a bit stoned when this was going down and I proceeded to LOL hysterically, I replied back in a laughing manner "Did you just call me a nigger?". He continued to go off about who knows what, all the while I just kept telling him "Dude, chill the fuck out, calm down" in what was probably a very stereotypical chilled out happy stoner voice. He looked as if he was about to have a damn heart attack, before he took off I gave him a smile and . Was glad to make his day, he sure made mine.
I mean sure I get pissed off at people on the road, in fact that's one of the few things that really pisses me off is ignorant drivers. But all I'm going to do is give you the finger and a smile...It amazes me how pissed off some people manage to get.

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Re: i got ROAD RAGED TODAY!! [Re: openmind]
#14145219 - 03/18/11 08:00 PM (12 years, 10 months ago) |
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around here we have fuckers that act like there going to hit you when walking i yell and cuss and flick em off but they never stop and get out
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Re: i got ROAD RAGED TODAY!! [Re: Micawber]
#14145990 - 03/18/11 10:14 PM (12 years, 10 months ago) |
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Someone got out of their car and approached your car while furious and then punched your window really hard?
Sounds like stories that end with people getting shot. If someone got out of their car to come over to mine I'd have my foot on the gas unless thru-traffic was coming at that very second.
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Re: i got ROAD RAGED TODAY!! [Re: Humility]
#14145994 - 03/18/11 10:15 PM (12 years, 10 months ago) |
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better then getting road splooged 
been there done that
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Re: i got ROAD RAGED TODAY!! [Re: pfxtc]
#14146012 - 03/18/11 10:19 PM (12 years, 10 months ago) |
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I was driving on a main road today and out of nowhere the car in front of me slams on their brakes and makes a quick turn, no brake lights or blinkers. So I had to slam on my brakes hard to avoid hitting them. The lady in back of me almost rear ended me because she wasn't paying attention.
Then she speeds up and gets in the lane next to me and flips me off like I was just slamming on my brakes for fun.
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Re: i got ROAD RAGED TODAY!! [Re: pmb]
#14146018 - 03/18/11 10:21 PM (12 years, 10 months ago) |
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i dont get road rage like you guys are describing, but i hate when people dont use their blinker and prevent me from turning only to make a turn and end up wasting my time.
that shit is mildly annoying.
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Re: i got ROAD RAGED TODAY!! [Re: wow]
#14146072 - 03/18/11 10:31 PM (12 years, 10 months ago) |
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I had a person honk at me yesterday. It was definitely uncalled for. I had just put my blinker on to merge over from the left lane to the right lane. I look back before I even started merging. I notice the car trailing behind me in the right lane is a little close, so I speed up to swoop over in front of the car, because the car in front of me in the left lane is slowing down. As soon as I swooped over, they honked like I had just cut them off. I just thought to myself, "fuck you" and went on my way. My horn in my car doesn't work, so I make good use of the middle finger usually. If a person cuts me off, the window goes down, and the bird flies sky high. Situations like the RP's make me want to conceal carry, and when the fucker gets out of his vehicle, I step out of mine and whip the gun out.
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Re: i got ROAD RAGED TODAY!! [Re: pmb]
#14146075 - 03/18/11 10:32 PM (12 years, 10 months ago) |
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pmb said: I was driving on a main road today and out of nowhere the car in front of me slams on their brakes and makes a quick turn, no brake lights or blinkers. So I had to slam on my brakes hard to avoid hitting them. The lady in back of me almost rear ended me because she wasn't paying attention.
Then she speeds up and gets in the lane next to me and flips me off like I was just slamming on my brakes for fun.
While driving you should make it a point to wear a pair of these:

That way when people do shit like that to you you can beam a smile back at them and wave real big.
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Re: i got ROAD RAGED TODAY!! [Re: Humility]
#14146080 - 03/18/11 10:33 PM (12 years, 10 months ago) |
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larry has me on ignore
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Re: i got ROAD RAGED TODAY!! [Re: pfxtc]
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Re: i got ROAD RAGED TODAY!! [Re: pfxtc]
#14146359 - 03/18/11 11:25 PM (12 years, 10 months ago) |
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yeh.. id rather not catch a gun charge or anything.. but like i said i will NOT hesitate to stab someone in the face with my metal rod!! i would have definately made the guy scream for mercy with his eyeball gouged out! i already knew what was gonna go down.. he would have not been able to drive or fight or anything! and if he did id beat him with the stick superhard! like what the fuck is a old fart like that doin calling out a young guy like myself the guy was easily twice my size and age combined.. and when the cops come i get away with it as self defense cuz it was he who approached my car infront of a whole gas station worth of people and broke my window.. it woulda felt so good to whack him one i swear.. theres no way he could outreach or grab a rod like that the way i can swing it.. it would break his hand or fingers if he tried.. but i was satisfied fully by the way my mocking him pissed him off.. totally... and yeh this shit happens because im a agressive driver i guess the ones i get raged by are the ones who i feel are trying to slow me down on purpose like this guy not letting me in.. i feel he was trying to be like.. "dominant" or something and i downshifted and jammed it before he could blink like fuck you asshole i have my fucking signal on... and i was NOT gonna miss MY turn!! and he couldnt block me like he wanted.. and tried to cut me off in return and i didnt let him.. it was either he hit me.. or he missed his turn... or he coulda just let me in like i was trying... its all the fun of the road i guess.. i kinda needed a little adrenaline push too... i havent got one in a long time..
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Re: i got ROAD RAGED TODAY!! [Re: wow]
#14146386 - 03/18/11 11:31 PM (12 years, 10 months ago) |
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lol id be like why u mad?
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Re: i got ROAD RAGED TODAY!! [Re: Johnny Depp]
#14146409 - 03/18/11 11:36 PM (12 years, 10 months ago) |
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Johnny Depp said: I brake checked 2 jerkoffs today! That's an all time record for me. One of these days maybe someone will hit me and I'll get insurance money too!!!
Back in the day I used to keep a 500,000 candle power spotlight in my car for work. When someone started messing with me I would shine that bastard in their face/mirror. Nobody can compete with that MF-er.
thats great!! my bud has airbags on his truck and a air driven super mega train horn tied in! one time we were cut off by this old lady and he hit the horn 2 good times like hoonk hooooonk and she almost crashed! i kinda felt bad.. she was in a convertable too and pulled right over.. shoulda seen the look on her face.. i also had a friend in highschool with one of those bullhorns on his car with all the animal sounds and shit.. one time we were in a parking lot and this FAT lady came out of taco bell with like the motherload and he hit the mooooooo! and she flipped us off! oh my that was so hilarious..
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