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OfflineAnthony917
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Re: Would You Consider Me Attractive? [Re: Master Shake]
    #14143478 - 03/18/11 02:25 PM (12 years, 11 months ago)

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If your still a virgin and your 22, then maybe your standards in girls might be a little to high..




Haha, idk if high standards are the problem. Maybe girls just don't have that low of standards?
I'm sorry that's mean, but seriously...


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Re: Would You Consider Me Attractive? [Re: Anthony917]
    #14143497 - 03/18/11 02:28 PM (12 years, 11 months ago)

well if he has swag/game/Kavorka, he could easily pull some questionably attractive women in a drunken stupor.


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Re: Would You Consider Me Attractive? [Re: meatcakeman]
    #14143505 - 03/18/11 02:30 PM (12 years, 11 months ago)

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meatcakeman said:
well if he has swag/game/Kavorka, he could easily pull some questionably attractive women in a drunken stupor.




easily. I work at a bar and I see countless women just looking to get plowed by strangers.
It's really trashy, but they definitely exist


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Re: Would You Consider Me Attractive? [Re: meatcakeman]
    #14143519 - 03/18/11 02:33 PM (12 years, 11 months ago)

sirbojangles, how far have you ever gotten with a girl, and what did you do to get that far?


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Re: Would You Consider Me Attractive? [Re: Master Shake]
    #14143527 - 03/18/11 02:34 PM (12 years, 11 months ago)

i don't judge peoples attractiveness by pictures

i'm weird like i take personality into consideration too


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Re: Would You Consider Me Attractive? [Re: pfxtc]
    #14143541 - 03/18/11 02:37 PM (12 years, 11 months ago)

i'm big on demeanor. i hate slouchers, lazy bums, unkept hair, etc. but if you can rock what you got with confidence, then people will start noticing what you've noticed in yourself all along.


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Re: Would You Consider Me Attractive? [Re: Master Shake] * 1
    #14143613 - 03/18/11 02:50 PM (12 years, 11 months ago)

uggh, I just noticed you also posted a picture of your penis that I co
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blazenn said:
lol at people actually giving advice on how to look 'better'


its corny but true as fuck- just be yourself.




First you have to find who "you" are.  You have to build or let nature develop a "you".

Lots of people growing up, for lots of different reasons, come up lame.  You eventually find some shit that you vibe well with and delve into the culture and express yourself through clothing and activities and social interaction and all that.

Someone who hasn't developed any of that, you can't simply say "Just be yourself".  That's what a lot of people don't get when they give that advice.  People who receive that advice KNOW that it isn't helpful immediately because WTF do you think they've been doing?

"Just Be Yourself" means "don't try to ask "what should I do to get someone, the right one will come to you".  If you aren't doing the right things, however, that simply isn't true. 

If you aren't dressing and behaving in a manner that is going to attract the kind of person you want to you, you are going to have a significantly more difficult time of it.

Not trying to be a dick at all OP.  You don't look "lame", I'm just saying it looks like you just put some shit on, just threw any old thing together.  I used to (and sometimes still do) do that, but I now understand that clothes are "important" to the degree that they do affect life in a very real way.  It may be shallow, I personally find it to be so, but it's very real.

Everyone's heard the study that two identical cases, being presented to identically composed juries get tried as you would expect in the case of one defendant who walks in with a suit and tie on while the other walks in with a convict's uniform on.

I'm just stating some really base facts and trying to offer a very minimal amount of advice.























Also, please answer this question:

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sirbojangles, how far have you ever gotten with a girl, and what did you do to get that far?




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Re: Would You Consider Me Attractive? [Re: meatcakeman]
    #14143633 - 03/18/11 02:54 PM (12 years, 11 months ago)

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meatcakeman said:
Kavorka



The supposed latvian word meaning "the lure of the animal"? :lol: That shit aint real. :lolsy:


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Re: Would You Consider Me Attractive? [Re: Humility] * 1
    #14143662 - 03/18/11 02:58 PM (12 years, 11 months ago)

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Humility said:

If you aren't dressing and behaving in a manner that is going to attract the kind of person you want to you, you are going to have a significantly more difficult time of it.






obviously if OP is a version at 22 his problem isn't looks. it can really only be lack of interaction, or maybe he doesn't drink.

changing the way you look cause you think it'll make you HAWT is a pretty douchebag thing to do. i mean of course doing little things like tidying up your look and not looking super ragged and gnarly will help ALOT. most chicks, atleast the girls i'm into, don't really dig kissing a guy that looks like he woke up in a garbage can that morning.

honestly seeing OPs pictures the last thing i expected him to say is he's still a virgin. anyone can get laid, you just gotta go for it- seriously that's all it takes. if you never ever try then you can't really fix your mistakes and do better next time. that's pretty much what i've done. i'll meet a girl i'm attracted to and just keep talking to her and just try to spend time with her blazing or hitting up parties or some other social event. it all really depends on what you're looking for tho, if you want a girlfriend you shouldn't just be 100% aiming for the pussy. you gotta build a relationship if you're looking for that kind of thing.

bottom line, op if you want a girlfriend keep trying to get to know a girl you're attracted to and see where it goes. if it gets to a point you find out she's not interested, big fucking deal. find another girl you're interested in and go for her. you just gotta keep trying. alot of guys get turned down by one girl and give up and just cry about not having their penis touched.

trial and error my friend, just don't give up.

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Re: Would You Consider Me Attractive? [Re: kaste]
    #14143668 - 03/18/11 02:59 PM (12 years, 11 months ago)

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kaste said:
Quote:

meatcakeman said:
Kavorka



The supposed latvian word meaning "the lure of the animal"? :lol: That shit aint real. :lolsy:




you have no idea. i have seen some pretty impossible feats in my time. things that would shit on Brad Pitt and make Wedding Crashers look like a kiddie show.


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Re: Would You Consider Me Attractive? [Re: kaste]
    #14143684 - 03/18/11 03:01 PM (12 years, 11 months ago)

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kaste said:
Quote:

meatcakeman said:
Kavorka



The supposed latvian word meaning "the lure of the animal"? :lol: That shit aint real. :lolsy:




Pheromones?


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Master Shake: You dropped something.
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Re: Would You Consider Me Attractive? [Re: frith]
    #14143685 - 03/18/11 03:01 PM (12 years, 11 months ago)

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ellenallien said:









I just laughed my ass off, thanks for that! The expression on Jay's face is just fucking priceless! :rofl2:


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Re: Would You Consider Me Attractive? [Re: Mello Kitty]
    #14143690 - 03/18/11 03:03 PM (12 years, 11 months ago)

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well this is better than posting your anteater :thumbup:



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Re: Would You Consider Me Attractive? [Re: blazenn]
    #14143699 - 03/18/11 03:04 PM (12 years, 11 months ago)

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blazenn said:
obviously if OP is a version at 22 his problem isn't looks. it can really only be lack of interaction, or maybe he doesn't drink.




The whole doesnt drink thing is fucking true unfortunately.  Ive been hanging out with this girl and she calls me every weekend to go out to the bars and drink.  Im on probation and if I get caught drinking I go to jail for 180 days so even tho the chance of getting caught is slim to none I  have to decline going because Im not gonna have even 1 beer and drive or risk getting drunk and my PO show up the next morning with a breathalyzer.  Ive made out with this girl and thats all thats happened the 2 times we've hung out (not that I didnt try to get farther but she wouldnt let me) but I know if I got drunk with her Id have a good chance of having sex with her.  She invited me out to the bar again last night for st patricks day and I had to say no, it fucking sucks so bad Im still pissed about it.


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Re: Would You Consider Me Attractive? [Re: blazenn] * 1
    #14143700 - 03/18/11 03:05 PM (12 years, 11 months ago)

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blazenn said:
Quote:

Humility said:

If you aren't dressing and behaving in a manner that is going to attract the kind of person you want to you, you are going to have a significantly more difficult time of it.






obviously if OP is a version at 22 his problem isn't looks. it can really only be lack of interaction, or maybe he doesn't drink.

changing the way you look cause you think it'll make you HAWT is a pretty douchebag thing to do. i mean of course doing little things like tidying up your look and not looking super ragged and gnarly will help ALOT. most chicks, atleast the girls i'm into, don't really dig kissing a guy that looks like he woke up in a garbage can that morning.

honestly seeing OPs pictures the last thing i expected him to say is he's still a virgin. anyone can get laid, you just gotta go for it- seriously that's all it takes. if you never ever try then you can't really fix your mistakes and do better next time. that's pretty much what i've done. i'll meet a girl i'm attracted to and just keep talking to her and just try to spend time with her blazing or hitting up parties or some other social event. it all really depends on what you're looking for tho, if you want a girlfriend you shouldn't just be 100% aiming for the pussy. you gotta build a relationship if you're looking for that kind of thing.

bottom line, op if you want a girlfriend keep trying to get to know a girl you're attracted to and see where it goes. if it gets to a point you find out she's not interested, big fucking deal. find another girl you're interested in and go for her. you just gotta keep trying. alot of guys get turned down by one girl and give up and just cry about not having their penis touched.

trial and error my friend, just don't give up.




well most people start doing things like lifting weights and eating healthy for THEMSELVES. It's just an added benefit that ALL chicks like guys who are in great shape.

Although, I do agree, that all you have to do is GO FOR IT! There are chicks out there who find you attractive, and unless you have an extremely abrasive personality, it's not that hard to get a girl. The only way you'll do it though is if you assert yourself. Don't expect a girl to approach you. I was reading in mens health that like 1 in 10 relationships are initiated by the woman. So, if you aren't that attractive, AND you don't assert yourself, you'll stay a virgin your whole life.
When approaching women, don't look at them as potential sex partners, look at them as potential friends. Talk to them the same way you would talk to your friends (well maybe not the EXACT same way). I used to have some anxiety when it came to talking to women but one day I was like "wtf is the big deal? we're all fundamentally the same..." Women want more or less the same thing you do and chances are they are just as insecure if not MORE insecure than you are.

Seriously, most people aren't THAT self confident.


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Re: Would You Consider Me Attractive? [Re: Anthony917]
    #14144007 - 03/18/11 04:09 PM (12 years, 11 months ago)

Maybe OP hasn't gotten laid because he's a homo with self-denial.

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Re: Would You Consider Me Attractive? [Re: Mello Kitty]
    #14144050 - 03/18/11 04:17 PM (12 years, 11 months ago)

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ellenallien said:
well this is better than posting your anteater :thumbup:



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Re: Would You Consider Me Attractive? [Re: Master Shake]
    #14144385 - 03/18/11 05:18 PM (12 years, 11 months ago)

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sirbojangles, how far have you ever gotten with a girl, and what did you do to get that far?




get ready for this...

i have never had a girlfriend, i have never kissed a girl, i have never held a girl's hand or danced i have never been in any intimate or sexual situation of any sort ever. there have been zero girls in my life from day one

i have turned down offers and ignored flirtation make no mistake it has been 85% self inflicted

but the rest of it has been me being way too picky, as one person said

i dont drink alcohol. i like wine here and there but i never developed the habit. that was also mentioned



but recently ive discovered how easy it is to lose weight (these pictures aren't the best example of me). and how easy it is to have sex. so now im trying out different things. gotta get there. its only a matter of time.



im also not very photogenic but thats no excuse

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Re: Would You Consider Me Attractive? [Re: sirbojangles]
    #14144397 - 03/18/11 05:21 PM (12 years, 11 months ago)

have you ever eaten pussy?

it's not that tasty.

especially for breakfest


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Young male going by the name "Bassfreak" entered Worcester General complaining of a sharp pain in his buttock region after attending EDM event. Attending physician considered a possible diagnosis of acute rave anus, but upon further investigation it was determined there was nothing cute about patient's anus.

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Re: Would You Consider Me Attractive? [Re: Mello Kitty]
    #14144418 - 03/18/11 05:25 PM (12 years, 11 months ago)

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ellenallien said:
music taste is what i find to be most attractive
otherwise large piercings, and tattoos
dreadlocks or shaved heads
boys & girls
but all that is insignificant and cannot compare to music taste
:happyheart:




that sounds like all my friends



but my music taste:

beatles, animal collective, regina spektor, randy newman, kimya dawson, tom waits, wax tailor, aesop rock, why?, bob dylan, desmond dekker, toots and the maytals, the avalanches, the white stripes, fiona apple, and anything else that is good

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