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Offlinepfxtc
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Re: Would You Consider Me Attractive? [Re: sirbojangles]
    #14143241 - 03/18/11 01:35 PM (12 years, 11 months ago)

what are you the knew chelsea burr or something?

i've always considered myself pretty ugly, it really depends on how long my hair is. like I like great BETWEEN haircuts but if I just got a cut or it's extremely long i look pretty aweful. idk what it is.

i've had a bunch of women tell me I'm cute, and one back in high school tell me i was hideous. she was fat and trashy though, so i nignored her.

it doesnt really matter though, i could care less what i look like :lol:


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Young male going by the name "Bassfreak" entered Worcester General complaining of a sharp pain in his buttock region after attending EDM event. Attending physician considered a possible diagnosis of acute rave anus, but upon further investigation it was determined there was nothing cute about patient's anus.

Life-long trip report

Edited by pfxtc (03/18/11 01:37 PM)

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OfflineMello KittyS
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Re: Would You Consider Me Attractive? [Re: pfxtc] * 1
    #14143251 - 03/18/11 01:37 PM (12 years, 11 months ago)

shr00mery is becoming quite the "Meet-Market" lately :eek:


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Re: Would You Consider Me Attractive? [Re: sirbojangles]
    #14143252 - 03/18/11 01:37 PM (12 years, 11 months ago)

I would jizz in your fuzzy beard.

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Re: Would You Consider Me Attractive? [Re: Mad_Larkin]
    #14143260 - 03/18/11 01:38 PM (12 years, 11 months ago)

Speaking of the beard, what possessed you to grow hair on your neck and think:  "Oh this looks good".

Were you trying to accentuate the adipose tissue there?

and this is kind of a nice review.


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...the whole experience is (and is as) a profound piece of knowledge.  It is an indellible experience; it is forever known.  I have known myself in a way I doubt I would have ever occurred except as it did.

Smith, P.  Bull. Menninger Clinic (1959) 23:20-27; p. 27.

...most subjects find the experience valuable, some find it frightening, and many say that is it uniquely lovely.

Osmond, H.  Annals, NY Acad Science (1957) 66:418-434; p.436

Edited by badchad (03/18/11 01:57 PM)

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Offlineg00ru
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Re: Would You Consider Me Attractive? [Re: Mello Kitty]
    #14143281 - 03/18/11 01:43 PM (12 years, 11 months ago)

Quote:

ellenallien said:
shr00mery is becoming quite the "Meet-Market" lately :eek:




lately? :lol: i thought it was always a :penis: party


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Re: Would You Consider Me Attractive? [Re: Mello Kitty]
    #14143296 - 03/18/11 01:46 PM (12 years, 11 months ago)

Quote:

ellenallien said:
shr00mery is becoming quite the "Meet-Market" lately :eek:




SporesAndWhores.com

it'll catch on one of these days


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koods said:
Young male going by the name "Bassfreak" entered Worcester General complaining of a sharp pain in his buttock region after attending EDM event. Attending physician considered a possible diagnosis of acute rave anus, but upon further investigation it was determined there was nothing cute about patient's anus.

Life-long trip report

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Re: Would You Consider Me Attractive? [Re: badchad]
    #14143308 - 03/18/11 01:48 PM (12 years, 11 months ago)

I'm a guy.

Facial Hair:

Either cut it off, grow it out or keep it at *just stubble* level.  I don't like the way your facial hair looks.  It is just long enough to look "soft".

Cap; with or without.  Neat.  Works.  Hair is the same; it works *and* its different which can be a plus for some ladies.

I'd *highly* recommend you purchase a set of one 35 and one 45 (or just one 35) lb kettlebells.  Your face is a little fat and that can only be fixed by losing total body fat.  Being big is fine (you'll prolly hit like a truck once you get stronger), but if your face was a little more hard/jagged you'd look a lot better.

Girls tend to look better with softer features, men better with more pointed/harder features.

The thing under the eye works more for you than against.  It looks "dangerous" and that's always a +.

Black shirt = yes, dark beiege/ brown-beige khakis = no.  Khakis fucking rock because they are so versatile.  Dress wear, gangster apparel, work-wear, casual-wear.  A nice pair of black khakis *always* looks good.

I, personally, tend to stick with black, white gray, earth tones (brown, yellow, green), and if I'm feeling schnazzy I'll bust out some primary colors (red, blue) and mixes thereof.

I don't wear orange, or yellow or pink.  I don't think there's anything wrong with it but you'd sure never see me in such colors.


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Re: Would You Consider Me Attractive? [Re: Mello Kitty]
    #14143314 - 03/18/11 01:50 PM (12 years, 11 months ago)

Quote:

ellenallien said:
well this is better than posting your anteater :thumbup:





:rofl:


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OfflineMcMushrooms420
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Re: Would You Consider Me Attractive? [Re: sirbojangles]
    #14143343 - 03/18/11 01:56 PM (12 years, 11 months ago)

IMO.... You are just pretty plain not hideous or gorgeous. But this has nothing to do with you being 22 and a virgin. I see ugly people getting laid all the time and I see some attractive people not getting much at all. I think it depends heavily on who you are and what you do you. Your attitude and the way you carry yourself tells people what to think of you and how to treat you. I don't think looks have to do with why you aren't getting laid.

P.S.- I am a guy btw
P.P.S.- I think those paintings of your's are cool.


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Re: Would You Consider Me Attractive? [Re: McMushrooms420]
    #14143351 - 03/18/11 01:58 PM (12 years, 11 months ago)

if you're 21 and a virgin you're doing it wrong

get drunk

go to a bar

end of story :lol:


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koods said:
Young male going by the name "Bassfreak" entered Worcester General complaining of a sharp pain in his buttock region after attending EDM event. Attending physician considered a possible diagnosis of acute rave anus, but upon further investigation it was determined there was nothing cute about patient's anus.

Life-long trip report

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Re: Would You Consider Me Attractive? [Re: pfxtc]
    #14143362 - 03/18/11 02:00 PM (12 years, 11 months ago)

I think you are fat and smelly.


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Re: Would You Consider Me Attractive? [Re: pfxtc]
    #14143366 - 03/18/11 02:01 PM (12 years, 11 months ago)

i mean your not ugly :shrug:


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Re: Would You Consider Me Attractive? [Re: withoutawire]
    #14143372 - 03/18/11 02:02 PM (12 years, 11 months ago)

Quote:

withoutawire said:
I think you are fat and smelly.



hahahaha

take off the shirt and show us some nip..
I want boobage.


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Re: Would You Consider Me Attractive? [Re: The Boat]
    #14143379 - 03/18/11 02:03 PM (12 years, 11 months ago)

lol at people actually giving advice on how to look 'better'


its corny but true as fuck- just be yourself.

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Re: Would You Consider Me Attractive? [Re: withoutawire]
    #14143380 - 03/18/11 02:03 PM (12 years, 11 months ago)

Quote:

withoutawire said:
I think you are fat and smelly.


:smilingpuppy:


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OfflineAnthony917
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Re: Would You Consider Me Attractive? [Re: PeterGriffin467]
    #14143403 - 03/18/11 02:07 PM (12 years, 11 months ago)

In my honest opinion you're pretty overweight and look like you don't give a shit about yourself.


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Re: Would You Consider Me Attractive? [Re: Anthony917]
    #14143415 - 03/18/11 02:11 PM (12 years, 11 months ago)

have you been tossing salads, or is that a mole?


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Carl: Yeah.
Master Shake: You dropped something.
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Master Shake: What if it's a golden egg?
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Master Shake: (chomps) Ugh, it's not!
Carl: (laughs) Sucker.

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Re: Would You Consider Me Attractive? [Re: Anthony917]
    #14143416 - 03/18/11 02:11 PM (12 years, 11 months ago)

l

Edited by blazenn (03/18/11 03:03 PM)

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Re: Would You Consider Me Attractive? [Re: sirbojangles]
    #14143466 - 03/18/11 02:21 PM (12 years, 11 months ago)

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sirbojangles said:
Quote:

frylock91 said:
Why do you ask? did someone call you ugly?




no, but 22 years of virginity gives me a doubts about what other people think.





22 years of virginity should give you doubts about yourself, not really anybody else.


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Re: Would You Consider Me Attractive? [Re: meatcakeman]
    #14143473 - 03/18/11 02:24 PM (12 years, 11 months ago)

If your still a virgin and your 22, then maybe your standards in girls might be a little to high..


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Master Shake: Hark! The first firefly of the summer solstice! Fetch my royal net! Oh. Hey.
Carl: Yeah.
Master Shake: You dropped something.
Carl: Eh, that's okay. I don't need it anymore.
Master Shake: What if it's a golden egg?
Carl: Heh, how about you crack it open with your teeth, and see if it is?
Master Shake: (chomps) Ugh, it's not!
Carl: (laughs) Sucker.

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