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Re: EMC [Re: Mello Kitty]
    #14142451 - 03/18/11 10:21 AM (12 years, 10 months ago)

Ugh.  Recovering from my raging St. Paddy's day.

Definitely puked a whole lot last night.  Haven't done that in awhile.


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Re: EMC [Re: Mello Kitty]
    #14142455 - 03/18/11 10:23 AM (12 years, 10 months ago)

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ellenallien said:
u havent seen them yet? me? not in person but on net




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Re: EMC [Re: Mello Kitty]
    #14142458 - 03/18/11 10:24 AM (12 years, 10 months ago)

yumm



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Re: EMC [Re: Mello Kitty]
    #14142465 - 03/18/11 10:25 AM (12 years, 10 months ago)

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ellenallien said:
yumm






damn that's a big ole straw :eek:


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Re: EMC [Re: Mello Kitty] * 1
    #14142467 - 03/18/11 10:26 AM (12 years, 10 months ago)

Please stop.


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Re: EMC [Re: LobsterSauce]
    #14142520 - 03/18/11 10:35 AM (12 years, 10 months ago)

:sad:


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Re: EMC [Re: Mello Kitty]
    #14142542 - 03/18/11 10:41 AM (12 years, 10 months ago)

Do you work for hello kitty? Get a check each month for representing them?


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Re: EMC [Re: LobsterSauce]
    #14142544 - 03/18/11 10:41 AM (12 years, 10 months ago)



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Re: EMC [Re: gerryjarcia]
    #14142568 - 03/18/11 10:49 AM (12 years, 10 months ago)

anatomy of a kitteh


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Re: EMC [Re: x Ju x]
    #14142587 - 03/18/11 10:51 AM (12 years, 10 months ago)

We heard you like pussy.. so we put a pussy in a pussy so you can :feelsgoodman: while you :feelsgoodman:


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Re: EMC [Re: The_Ghost]
    #14142598 - 03/18/11 10:53 AM (12 years, 10 months ago)

:lol:


Hello kitty condoms would be :lolsy:


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Re: EMC [Re: x Ju x]
    #14142621 - 03/18/11 10:57 AM (12 years, 10 months ago)

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x Ju x said:
:lol:


Hello kitty condoms would be :lolsy:






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Re: EMC [Re: LobsterSauce]
    #14142625 - 03/18/11 10:58 AM (12 years, 10 months ago)

G'mornin Pubbers.:drinkcoffee:

Oh man, St. Phatty's day was pretty crazy at the bar last night.
Out of the blue a fellow shroomerite comes up to me and says "I think i've seen you on the Shroomery."
I said "Whaa, YEAH.":awesome:
So it was pretty cool and completely unexpected to meet
and chat it up with someone else from the Shroomery.

The bar itself had a wet t-shirt contest, but it was whack as fuck.
They literally only had one, just one, pitcher of water to get about 8 girls wet.
Only one got somewhat wet, and i don't think any of them even showed some bare titties.:thumbdown:

Oh well, overall it was fun times.


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Re: EMC [Re: gerryjarcia]
    #14142629 - 03/18/11 10:58 AM (12 years, 10 months ago)

Quote:

gerryjarcia said:
Quote:

x Ju x said:
:lol:


Hello kitty condoms would be :lolsy:








:datass:


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Re: EMC [Re: The_Ghost]
    #14142640 - 03/18/11 11:02 AM (12 years, 10 months ago)

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Jimtown said:
Do you work for hello kitty? Get a check each month for representing them?




it would be a dream of mine to go work at Harmonyland :happyheart:



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Re: EMC [Re: The_Ghost]
    #14142653 - 03/18/11 11:05 AM (12 years, 10 months ago)

completely unrelated but i feel like sharing and i dont feel like making an entirely new thread, but i just woke up from one of the most intense zombie dreams i have ever had.

the earliest i can remember in it is me and 3 other people in a department store. we were like a zombie killing squad, only we had no guns for some reason. we were in the clothing section when we spotted the first zombie

basically we ran from this zombie and threw it into walls and those things that you hang clothes on for display until eventually its head got crushed open. but during the entire process the zombie got a hold of someone and bit them. so when the zombie was finally dead that person had just began to turn into one.

now i ran to the electronics section of the department store, as the new zombie was chasing me and to be quite honest zombies freak me the fuck out. it chased after me and my team and i fought around with it for a while. eventually the zombie was distracted by one of my teammates, and by this point we had moved around the store some while fighting the zombie.

we were now near the jewelry department, but in the display case was a pair of gemmed daggers. probably 6 inches long each. as soon as i saw them dramatic "angel" music began to play and shit went in slow motion. no shit. i grabbed something off the display case and began to shatter the glass to get at the daggers.

unfortunately it was super hard to break the glass for some reason, and it only broke in tiny pieces. eventually i got the daggers. one of my teammates had the zombie on the ground and i ran over and began to hack at its neck in an attempt to cut its head off. it didnt work too well so i instead stood over the zombie and thrust the daggers (both at once, like a fuckin g) into the back of its head.

turns out one of my teammates got bit during the ordeal, and was now a zombie. i was hiding behind one of those mirrored pillars they have in stores and the zombie was after me. somehow the zombie faked me out really well and got a hold of me and subsequently bit me (but very slightly). we eventually killed this zombie and i remember laying down on the ground because i felt lightheaded.

the next thing i know im in a vast open meadow. the sun is shining. on the other side of the meadow i see my last remaining teammate, only in normal clothing. we were good friends, so i ran over to give the teammate a hug and began to cry about what had happened and that i was so happy he was ok.

then my perspective in the dream zoomed out from 1st person and it turns out i was actually a zombie, and now had my last remaining team mate in my grasps and was about to bite them. its like... zombies dont experience life as a zombie they just experience life like theyre having a good time and dont know theyre actually killing people.

i bit my teammate and my teammate ran out of the store grasping his hand (where i bit him) and was like WHAT THE FUCK NO!

then my perspective zoomed out again, and i was me sitting on a sofa, watching a zombie movie. i paused it to see how far through the movie i was. i was 1 hour through the 1 hour and 40 minute movie. i decided the movie was too depressing to finish, and then woke up.

the end. hope you enjoyed it if you took the time to read it.


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Re: EMC [Re: Samuel L Jackson]
    #14142679 - 03/18/11 11:10 AM (12 years, 10 months ago)

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completely unrelated but i feel like sharing and i dont feel like making an entirely new thread, but i just woke up from one of the most intense zombie dreams i have ever had.

the earliest i can remember in it is me and 3 other people in a department store. we were like a zombie killing squad, only we had no guns for some reason. we were in the clothing section when we spotted the first zombie

basically we ran from this zombie and threw it into walls and those things that you hang clothes on for display until eventually its head got crushed open. but during the entire process the zombie got a hold of someone and bit them. so when the zombie was finally dead that person had just began to turn into one.

now i ran to the electronics section of the department store, as the new zombie was chasing me and to be quite honest zombies freak me the fuck out. it chased after me and my team and i fought around with it for a while. eventually the zombie was distracted by one of my teammates, and by this point we had moved around the store some while fighting the zombie.

we were now near the jewelry department, but in the display case was a pair of gemmed daggers. probably 6 inches long each. as soon as i saw them dramatic "angel" music began to play and shit went in slow motion. no shit. i grabbed something off the display case and began to shatter the glass to get at the daggers.

unfortunately it was super hard to break the glass for some reason, and it only broke in tiny pieces. eventually i got the daggers. one of my teammates had the zombie on the ground and i ran over and began to hack at its neck in an attempt to cut its head off. it didnt work too well so i instead stood over the zombie and thrust the daggers (both at once, like a fuckin g) into the back of its head.

turns out one of my teammates got bit during the ordeal, and was now a zombie. i was hiding behind one of those mirrored pillars they have in stores and the zombie was after me. somehow the zombie faked me out really well and got a hold of me and subsequently bit me (but very slightly). we eventually killed this zombie and i remember laying down on the ground because i felt lightheaded.

the next thing i know im in a vast open meadow. the sun is shining. on the other side of the meadow i see my last remaining teammate, only in normal clothing. we were good friends, so i ran over to give the teammate a hug and began to cry about what had happened and that i was so happy he was ok.

then my perspective in the dream zoomed out from 1st person and it turns out i was actually a zombie, and now had my last remaining team mate in my grasps and was about to bite them. its like... zombies dont experience life as a zombie they just experience life like theyre having a good time and dont know theyre actually killing people.

i bit my teammate and my teammate ran out of the store grasping his hand (where i bit him) and was like WHAT THE FUCK NO!

then my perspective zoomed out again, and i was me sitting on a sofa, watching a zombie movie. i paused it to see how far through the movie i was. i was 1 hour through the 1 hour and 40 minute movie. i decided the movie was too depressing to finish, and then woke up.

the end. hope you enjoyed it if you took the time to read it.


Thats fucking awesome lol. I haven't had a zombie slaying dream in a while.

Now i wanna go play l4d2. :aweoverdose:


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Re: EMC [Re: The_Ghost]
    #14142687 - 03/18/11 11:12 AM (12 years, 10 months ago)

left for dead 2 is the bees knees in stoner entertainment.


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Re: EMC [Re: meatcakeman]
    #14142720 - 03/18/11 11:20 AM (12 years, 10 months ago)

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meatcakeman said:
left for dead 2 is the bees knees in stoner entertainment.



:yesnod: Even better tripping.


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Re: EMC [Re: The_Ghost]
    #14142775 - 03/18/11 11:36 AM (12 years, 10 months ago)

Left 4 dead is on my queue of games to try next.

I just beat the God Of War series so I'll probably try that next :thumbup:


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