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Re: Out of control Drunks [Re: dwtk]
#14141404 - 03/18/11 02:55 AM (12 years, 11 months ago) |
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R.J. Schiffler said: The last person I fought was my ex gf and she had a smelly asshole. go figure.
Its like she didn't wash it and it smelled bad.
There was poop smell just living between her legs.
Its scary I know.
I thank the lord every day that she is gone, and the only asshole i have to smell is my own.
not this again 
yea we are going there whether u like it or not.
I dont think u understand the destruction a stinky butt space can inflict on ones mind.
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Re: Out of control Drunks [Re: dwtk]
#14141407 - 03/18/11 02:57 AM (12 years, 11 months ago) |
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Quiz
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loyd dont ignore the topic
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Well you don't really know him. So you're a douche.
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I don't have a single friend who goes around starting trouble, there was only one time someone purposely came to me and was looking for a problem, a good story actually:
I was 17 at a keg in the woods, 3rd time on acid drinking from the keg and some guy comes up acting all nice at first: "Hey man what's up! whatcha do this summer?.... You get any pussy?"
I realize this kid is a noodle and that he's a trouble maker so I just turn my back to him and walk away laughing.
5 minutes later I'm pumping beeri nto my cup and I hear the fucker again go up to a guy from the neighborhood, says the same shit "Hey man what's up, whatcha do this summer? Get any pussy?" The guy responds "haha yea but I cheated on my girl so I am kind of a scumbag for it and feel bad about it"
douche bag says "You feel bad about gettin pussy? dawg what are you gay..? normal kid says "huh" douche: "Are you gay?" normal kid: "...wtf dude?" douche: "I asked you a question are you retarded? Are you a faggot?"
normal kid told him straight to his face: "I don't know if you think you're funny or you got jokes or somethin but I'm about to knock your teeth out so you should put your hands up.
douche bag put his hands up, normal guy left hooked him so hard 3 of his teeth blew out, he was standing there dazed and surprised, the guy smoked him again and knocked him unconscious on the dirt in the middle of the woods and then punted the dude right in the jaw.
3 days later on monday morning over the PA system the principal asked us to pray for the kid, apparently he went to my HS and was in the hospital with a broken jaw and 3 teeth knocked out LOL.
dude probably didn't learn shit.
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Re: Out of control Drunks [Re: Anthony917]
#14141422 - 03/18/11 03:05 AM (12 years, 11 months ago) |
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i wish my ex would have used a douche on her butt crevice. Maybe I wouldn't be such an out of control drunk.
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Re: Out of control Drunks [Re: Anthony917]
#14141430 - 03/18/11 03:08 AM (12 years, 11 months ago) |
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Well you don't really know him. So you're a douche.
You don't know pi to 5348 decimal places, so you're a douche.
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JK the poop smell wasn't that bad. She is a really good human being.
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Well you don't really know him. So you're a douche.
You don't know pi to 5348 decimal places, so you're a douche.
and u do?
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dude probably didn't learn shit.
i bet he learned to think twice before running his mouth...
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You don't know pi to 5348 decimal places, so you're a douche.
does not compute
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Re: Out of control Drunks [Re: Anthony917]
#14141449 - 03/18/11 03:14 AM (12 years, 11 months ago) |
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I was just kidding, but I didn't know calling an obvious douche a douche was a douche move.
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Re: Out of control Drunks [Re: Anthony917]
#14141456 - 03/18/11 03:16 AM (12 years, 11 months ago) |
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I can remember digging a hole while i was a land surveyor in 2009. It smelled like poo.
I mentioned to my co-worker that it had a slight resemblance to my ex gf.
He nodded in approval and suggested I continue on with my work.
I am completely fucking drunk and hope someone finds this funny.
Never go vertical on a bottle of tequila.
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Well you don't really know him. So you're a douche.
You don't know pi to 5348 decimal places, so you're a douche.
just tell me douche
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i will let u smell my ex gf's ass cave...
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this guy reminds me of a different janimal
janimal#2
not a bad thing
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Jana Mill is a saint u should bite your tounge.
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Can I spelunk her trunk?
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Re: Out of control Drunks [Re: Anthony917]
#14141475 - 03/18/11 03:24 AM (12 years, 11 months ago) |
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Oh RP you gave me my first bad rating...you're acting like Jim or James or whatever his name was.
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but beware the horrible fucking smells!
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