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HiddenIdentity
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Re: I need legal advice please! [Re: Anthony917]
#14133578 - 03/16/11 08:52 PM (12 years, 11 months ago) |
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God, me too... one of my worst fears in this world is going to prison. I hate fighting, even confritations. From the looks of things, it will be federal-fuck-you-in-the-ass-prison as well...
See I wouldnt be supprised if she did end up reporting me, and getting off scott free. See she is a great actor, and she is a cute girl, so she gets away with everything already.
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Anthony917
why dont we do it in the road



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HiddenIdentity said: God, me too... one of my worst fears in this world is going to prison. I hate fighting, even confritations. From the looks of things, it will be federal-fuck-you-in-the-ass-prison as well...
See I wouldnt be supprised if she did end up reporting me, and getting off scott free. See she is a great actor, and she is a cute girl, so she gets away with everything already.
The IRS doesn't give a fuck about how cute you are. She would not get away with it.
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HiddenIdentity
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Re: I need legal advice please! [Re: Anthony917]
#14133641 - 03/16/11 09:01 PM (12 years, 11 months ago) |
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Cool, thanks for the advice bud.
I think im going to have a nice long talk with her to make sure she knows how much shit she will be in if she tries anything...
Since Im a nice guy, Ill split it with her 50/50
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Shroom_i
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If you don't really need the money, just give her the check, and watch karma eat through her nasal canal.
If you do, bluff her back, harder.
I say give her her share, and keep the rest.
Does she have proof that you didn't take care of them? It's your word against hers.
Say you helped take care of them, and see if they believe you, or some strung out gold digging bitch. It's a 50/50 either way, good luck man.
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HiddenIdentity
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Re: I need legal advice please! [Re: Shroom_i]
#14133905 - 03/16/11 09:53 PM (12 years, 11 months ago) |
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Say you helped take care of them, and see if they believe you
That dont really matter. In order to claim them, they have to have lived with me for the whole year, and I have to be the head of household. If I cant prove this, they will want the money back. If she can prove that I didnt, then it gets more serious (for us both I would think).
And I DO need the money... bad
She wont be happy with 50/50, but after I explain to her that she will be found just as guilty, I think she will live with it.
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eloC
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Or you could snitch? Next time she picks up some coke, just snitch. Hahahaha! That would be fucked up! OR you could tell her, "Hey look whore, I'll pay you what you were originally going to get. I'll keep what I was going to get and I'll give you what you get. In return you don't report me. If you report me, your reporting yourself too. Plus your strung out on drugs. Your signature is on those papers too. Now, I'll give you your money, and you go the fuck away." So basically scenario 2222222222222222222222222222222222222222222222222222222222222222222222222222222222222222222222222222222222222222222222222222222222222222222222 But thats how I would format my words. But without the name calling. Sounds like to me, she's feening for money.
BAM!
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pwnasaurus
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Dude just keep what you originally would have gotten and give her the rest. You end up in exactly the same place as you would have been beforehand, and if she reports you/herself, she's a fucking moron.
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Re: I need legal advice please! [Re: pwnasaurus]
#14134161 - 03/16/11 10:45 PM (12 years, 11 months ago) |
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i think she would get scared coming down to calling the IRS and explaining everything and realize shes in the wrong as much as you.
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reeferaddict69 said: I don't know. DSHSB

i hope you figure it all out OP!!! what a manipulate bitch.
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Re: I need legal advice please! [Re: yogabunny]
#14134711 - 03/17/11 12:44 AM (12 years, 11 months ago) |
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give her a cutt and thats it...
if she wants more tell her to shack up with another guy!
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mrckb
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Re: I need legal advice please! [Re: eloC]
#14135269 - 03/17/11 04:57 AM (12 years, 11 months ago) |
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eloC said: Or you could snitch? Next time she picks up some coke, just snitch.
snitchhhhhh
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Prisoner#1
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Re: I need legal advice please! [Re: Eshu]
#14135384 - 03/17/11 06:15 AM (12 years, 11 months ago) |
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Eshu said: Technically you both did something illegal. Perjury. which is a federal offense. Prison time baby.
nope, she can allow anyone she wants to claim her kind on their taxes as long as no one else is claiming them on theirs, it's not illegal, it's done all the time, my ex wife's father claimed my kids on his taxes when I did, it cost him the refund he'd have gotten the following year
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Prisoner#1
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HiddenIdentity said: In order to claim them, they have to have lived with me for the whole year, and I have to be the head of household.
nope, if they've lived with you half the year or not at all, she signed the papers along with you and now she's trying to extort money out of you, she was also a dependent if she lived off you
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Grungeman17



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Re: I need legal advice please! [Re: Prisoner#1]
#14135926 - 03/17/11 09:43 AM (12 years, 11 months ago) |
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well with prisoners imput on this... i say fuck that bitch its all yours.
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I would feel terrible cheating two children out of money the mom could use for them, so here is what you do. Keep whatever you agreed to keep initially. Then spend the rest buying food and stuff for the kids. Make sure you buy stuff that can't be taken back or exchanged. The money will go to the children instead of up her nose. You will have your share, the kids will be thrilled, and the bitch gets stiffed for being a cunt. E'erbody wins
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Re: I need legal advice please! [Re: Toltecatl]
#14138431 - 03/17/11 06:26 PM (12 years, 11 months ago) |
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theres your answer. ^
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