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The Official Post When You FAP Thread
    #14133459 - 03/16/11 08:35 PM (12 years, 10 months ago)

thats right. dont be shy, step right in.

:pinkelephant::pinkelephant::pinkelephant::pinkelephant::pinkelephant:

let the fapping commence!

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Re: The Official Post When You FAP Thread [Re: JesusGoneRogue]
    #14133470 - 03/16/11 08:37 PM (12 years, 10 months ago)

jygkjbob pouy-9876- gp iut-98utig p


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Re: The Official Post When You FAP Thread [Re: LloydChristmas]
    #14133476 - 03/16/11 08:38 PM (12 years, 10 months ago)

Were you just wiping the cum off your keyboard?


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Re: The Official Post When You FAP Thread [Re: masterfluffypants]
    #14133478 - 03/16/11 08:39 PM (12 years, 10 months ago)

this thread makes one ill,... need to fap rising...!!!1

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Re: The Official Post When You FAP Thread [Re: JesusGoneRogue] * 1
    #14133481 - 03/16/11 08:39 PM (12 years, 10 months ago)

:feelsgoodman:


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Re: The Official Post When You FAP Thread [Re: potatos]
    #14133493 - 03/16/11 08:40 PM (12 years, 10 months ago)

I already fapped for today  :urinate:


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Re: The Official Post When You FAP Thread [Re: JesusGoneRogue] * 1
    #14133499 - 03/16/11 08:41 PM (12 years, 10 months ago)



reporting in


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Re: The Official Post When You FAP Thread [Re: masterfluffypants]
    #14133505 - 03/16/11 08:42 PM (12 years, 10 months ago)

:lolfat:


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Re: The Official Post When You FAP Thread [Re: akira_akuma] * 2
    #14133506 - 03/16/11 08:42 PM (12 years, 10 months ago)

Quote:

akira_akuma said:
this thread makes one ill,... need to fap rising...!!!1

:goat:



:mrburns: excellent..


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Re: The Official Post When You FAP Thread [Re: JesusGoneRogue]
    #14133514 - 03/16/11 08:44 PM (12 years, 10 months ago)

I'll be right back...


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Re: The Official Post When You FAP Thread [Re: JesusGoneRogue]
    #14133521 - 03/16/11 08:44 PM (12 years, 10 months ago)

:dizope:


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Re: The Official Post When You FAP Thread [Re: Salomon]
    #14133527 - 03/16/11 08:45 PM (12 years, 10 months ago)

Dammit. Give me about two weeks, at the end of which, I will report here post-haste in order to completely and utterly, flood the thread with fap-posts.


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Re: The Official Post When You FAP Thread [Re: Doc_T]
    #14133540 - 03/16/11 08:46 PM (12 years, 10 months ago)

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I'll be right back...



that a boy. :billymaythumbup:


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Re: The Official Post When You FAP Thread [Re: potatos]
    #14133547 - 03/16/11 08:47 PM (12 years, 10 months ago)

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:lolfat:




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Re: The Official Post When You FAP Thread [Re: JesusGoneRogue]
    #14133553 - 03/16/11 08:48 PM (12 years, 10 months ago)

Will do. I'll be back.


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Re: The Official Post When You FAP Thread [Re: RonaldFuckingPaul]
    #14133556 - 03/16/11 08:49 PM (12 years, 10 months ago)

This thread smellsbadman.


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Re: The Official Post When You FAP Thread [Re: Synesthetic]
    #14133559 - 03/16/11 08:50 PM (12 years, 10 months ago)

I havent fapped today because I forgot the URL for th 4ch mirror, and I;m b& :frown:


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Re: The Official Post When You FAP Thread [Re: RonaldFuckingPaul]
    #14133562 - 03/16/11 08:50 PM (12 years, 10 months ago)

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Re: The Official Post When You FAP Thread [Re: thoughts]
    #14133563 - 03/16/11 08:50 PM (12 years, 10 months ago)

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This thread isstickyman.




Fixed


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Re: The Official Post When You FAP Thread [Re: masterfluffypants]
    #14133573 - 03/16/11 08:51 PM (12 years, 10 months ago)

That too.
Watch your step.


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Re: The Official Post When You FAP Thread [Re: Azure Essence]
    #14133576 - 03/16/11 08:52 PM (12 years, 10 months ago)

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I havent fapped today because I forgot the URL for th 4ch mirror, and I;m b& :frown:





http://lmgtfy.com/?q=omgz+tits+lolololol+4+chan+mirror


you suck so hard


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Re: The Official Post When You FAP Thread [Re: potatos]
    #14133577 - 03/16/11 08:52 PM (12 years, 10 months ago)

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Re: The Official Post When You FAP Thread [Re: thoughts]
    #14133581 - 03/16/11 08:53 PM (12 years, 10 months ago)

:bigyesnod:


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Re: The Official Post When You FAP Thread [Re: RonaldFuckingPaul]
    #14133587 - 03/16/11 08:53 PM (12 years, 10 months ago)

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:lolfat:













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Re: The Official Post When You FAP Thread [Re: masterfluffypants]
    #14133590 - 03/16/11 08:54 PM (12 years, 10 months ago)

I did that, I still couldnt find the exact place I was at before.


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Re: The Official Post When You FAP Thread [Re: RonaldFuckingPaul]
    #14133594 - 03/16/11 08:54 PM (12 years, 10 months ago)

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Re: The Official Post When You FAP Thread [Re: thoughts]
    #14133596 - 03/16/11 08:54 PM (12 years, 10 months ago)

:cumshot: :awegrow:


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Re: The Official Post When You FAP Thread [Re: RonaldFuckingPaul]
    #14133612 - 03/16/11 08:56 PM (12 years, 10 months ago)

damnit I lost. I can't quote no moar than four.:crankey:


















































::lolfat:


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Re: The Official Post When You FAP Thread [Re: potatos]
    #14133618 - 03/16/11 08:58 PM (12 years, 10 months ago)

:lolfat::lolfat::lolfat::lolfat::lolfat::lolfat::lolfat::lolfat::lolfat::lolfat::lolfat::lolfat::lolfat::lolfat::lolfat::lolfat::lolfat::lolfat::lolfat::lolfat::lolfat::lolfat::lolfat::lolfat::lolfat::lolfat::lolfat::lolfat::lolfat::lolfat::lolfat::lolfat::lolfat::lolfat::lolfat::lolfat::lolfat::lolfat::lolfat::lolfat::lolfat::lolfat::lolfat::lolfat:


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Re: The Official Post When You FAP Thread [Re: RonaldFuckingPaul]
    #14133628 - 03/16/11 08:59 PM (12 years, 10 months ago)

Quote:

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:lolfat::lolfat::lolfat::lolfat::lolfat::lolfat::lolfat::lolfat::lolfat::lolfat::lolfat::lolfat::lolfat::lolfat::lolfat::lolfat::lolfat::lolfat::lolfat::lolfat::lolfat::lolfat::lolfat::lolfat::lolfat::lolfat::lolfat::lolfat::lolfat::lolfat::lolfat::lolfat::lolfat::lolfat::lolfat::lolfat::lolfat::lolfat::lolfat::lolfat::lolfat::lolfat::lolfat::lolfat:



:kingcrankey:


:lolfat:


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Re: The Official Post When You FAP Thread [Re: Salomon]
    #14133630 - 03/16/11 09:00 PM (12 years, 10 months ago)

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:lolfat::lolfat::lolfat::lolfat::lolfat::lolfat::lolfat::lolfat::lolfat::lolfat::lolfat::lolfat::lolfat::lolfat::lolfat::lolfat::lolfat::lolfat::lolfat::lolfat::lolfat::lolfat::lolfat::lolfat::lolfat::lolfat::lolfat::lolfat::lolfat::lolfat::lolfat::lolfat::lolfat::lolfat::lolfat::lolfat::lolfat::lolfat::lolfat::lolfat::lolfat::lolfat::lolfat::lolfat:



:kingcrankey:


:lolfat:



phap


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Re: The Official Post When You FAP Thread [Re: RonaldFuckingPaul]
    #14133637 - 03/16/11 09:01 PM (12 years, 10 months ago)

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:lolfat::lolfat::lolfat::lolfat::lolfat::lolfat::lolfat::lolfat::lolfat::lolfat::lolfat::lolfat::lolfat::lolfat::lolfat::lolfat::lolfat::lolfat::lolfat::lolfat::lolfat::lolfat::lolfat::lolfat::lolfat::lolfat::lolfat::lolfat::lolfat::lolfat::lolfat::lolfat::lolfat::lolfat::lolfat::lolfat::lolfat::lolfat::lolfat::lolfat::lolfat::lolfat::lolfat::lolfat:



lets give each and every one a facial.


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Re: The Official Post When You FAP Thread [Re: JesusGoneRogue]
    #14133655 - 03/16/11 09:03 PM (12 years, 10 months ago)

Just got done :fappage:

Sophie Dee...pretty good scene, and she's pretty hawt. Got a mischievous air about her.

:zaphod:


Edited by Synesthetic (03/16/11 09:05 PM)


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Re: The Official Post When You FAP Thread [Re: Synesthetic]
    #14133668 - 03/16/11 09:05 PM (12 years, 10 months ago)

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Just got done :fap:

Sophie Dee...pretty good scene, and she's pretty hawt. Got a mischievous air about her.



NICE :highfive:


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Re: The Official Post When You FAP Thread [Re: JesusGoneRogue]
    #14133686 - 03/16/11 09:07 PM (12 years, 10 months ago)

Ive never seen so many fat people zooms in one thread :eek:


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Re: The Official Post When You FAP Thread [Re: JesusGoneRogue]
    #14133690 - 03/16/11 09:08 PM (12 years, 10 months ago)

+1

:highfive:



:uhoh:



:lol:



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Re: The Official Post When You FAP Thread [Re: StaleShrooms]
    #14133775 - 03/16/11 09:27 PM (12 years, 10 months ago)

lets all give 5 shrooms to the first girl that comes in and gets in on the action.

come on now, dont be a prude :nono:


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Re: The Official Post When You FAP Thread [Re: JesusGoneRogue]
    #14134588 - 03/17/11 12:04 AM (12 years, 10 months ago)

Some more :bigyesnod::bigyesnod::bigyesnod: for you


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Re: The Official Post When You FAP Thread [Re: masterfluffypants]
    #14134646 - 03/17/11 12:24 AM (12 years, 10 months ago)



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Re: The Official Post When You FAP Thread [Re: potatos]
    #14134718 - 03/17/11 12:46 AM (12 years, 10 months ago)

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:lolfat::lolfat::lolfat::lolfat::lolfat::lolfat::lolfat::lolfat::lolfat::lolfat::lolfat::lolfat::lolfat::lolfat::lolfat::lolfat::lolfat::lolfat::lolfat::lolfat::lolfat::lolfat::lolfat::lolfat::lolfat::lolfat::lolfat::lolfat::lolfat::lolfat::lolfat::lolfat::lolfat::lolfat::lolfat::lolfat::lolfat::lolfat::lolfat::lolfat::lolfat::lolfat::lolfat::lolfat:



lets give each and every one a facial.




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    #14134721 - 03/17/11 12:49 AM (12 years, 10 months ago)

done and done and i mean done :wink:


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Re: The Official Post When You FAP Thread [Re: P-O]
    #14134808 - 03/17/11 01:11 AM (12 years, 10 months ago)

@ RP hahahahaha :ahahaha::curbyourenthusiasm:

the shroomery is a hivemind man. eventually shroomery will cover a vast % of the amount of knowable knowledge in the univerise.

and btw, Im like LA right now and im hearing so insane ass noices is the air. Like insane ass rumbling in a low frequency coming from all over. Its not the normal freeway noise, Idk if im just picking up on the mass paranoia but something crazy is happeneing man


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Re: The Official Post When You FAP Thread [Re: realfuzzhead]
    #14134816 - 03/17/11 01:13 AM (12 years, 10 months ago)

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@ RP hahahahaha :ahahaha::curbyourenthusiasm:

the shroomery is a hivemind man. eventually shroomery will cover a vast % of the amount of knowable knowledge in the univerise.

and btw, Im like LA right now and im hearing so insane ass noices is the air. Like insane ass rumbling in a low frequency coming from all over. Its not the normal freeway noise, Idk if im just picking up on the mass paranoia but something crazy is happeneing man



Like a warehouse party? :awehigh:


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Re: The Official Post When You FAP Thread [Re: The_Ghost]
    #14134981 - 03/17/11 02:06 AM (12 years, 10 months ago)

Just fapped like a fiend. I feel like 10 pounds of pudding was liposucked out my dick


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Re: The Official Post When You FAP Thread [Re: Azure Essence]
    #14134991 - 03/17/11 02:12 AM (12 years, 10 months ago)

:whacker:
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Re: The Official Post When You FAP Thread [Re: Azure Essence]
    #14135714 - 03/17/11 08:32 AM (12 years, 10 months ago)

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Just fapped like a fiend. I feel like 10 pounds of pudding was liposucked out my dick



:ilold: morning fap anyone? :naughty:


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Re: The Official Post When You FAP Thread [Re: JesusGoneRogue]
    #14136088 - 03/17/11 10:37 AM (12 years, 10 months ago)

yup :highfive:

if i dont morning fap, and then i have to go to college all day. damn .. well lets just say im very distracted throughout the day


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Re: The Official Post When You FAP Thread [Re: realfuzzhead]
    #14136103 - 03/17/11 10:39 AM (12 years, 10 months ago)

just fapped to some hentai :nonono:


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Re: The Official Post When You FAP Thread [Re: Muufokfok]
    #14137590 - 03/17/11 04:20 PM (12 years, 10 months ago)

Fap fap fap fap fap.

Is yo' dick sore yet?

By the way, does anyone else fap dry (no lube/lotion) a lot?


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Re: The Official Post When You FAP Thread [Re: Synesthetic]
    #14137619 - 03/17/11 04:25 PM (12 years, 10 months ago)

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Fap fap fap fap fap.

Is yo' dick sore yet?

By the way, does anyone else fap dry (no lube/lotion) a lot?



i do. i like it that way:strokebeard2:


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Re: The Official Post When You FAP Thread [Re: Synesthetic]
    #14137621 - 03/17/11 04:26 PM (12 years, 10 months ago)

pretty much every time :shrug:


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Re: The Official Post When You FAP Thread [Re: Natorade]
    #14137668 - 03/17/11 04:34 PM (12 years, 10 months ago)

wtf seriously?! i cannot for the life of me, fap dry.


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Re: The Official Post When You FAP Thread [Re: JesusGoneRogue]
    #14137681 - 03/17/11 04:38 PM (12 years, 10 months ago)

don't see whats so difficult:strokebeard:


and also


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Re: The Official Post When You FAP Thread [Re: Salomon]
    #14137853 - 03/17/11 04:59 PM (12 years, 10 months ago)

The difference is you grip your cack like a man so the skin slides around.

That's usually how I roll 'cause that's how I discovered fapping.

Plus it's not as messy. Usually I use lube/lotion as a sort of treat, especially if I'm all fucked up. I can dry fap and be done in under 2 minutes, but if I'm gonna go through the effort of lubing up, I go for at least 45 bwahahaha


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Re: The Official Post When You FAP Thread [Re: Synesthetic]
    #14138679 - 03/17/11 07:00 PM (12 years, 10 months ago)

THIS THREAD IS FULL OF :lol::lol::lol::lol::lol:'s


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Re: The Official Post When You FAP Thread [Re: Synesthetic]
    #14138695 - 03/17/11 07:01 PM (12 years, 10 months ago)

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The difference is you grip your cack like a man so the skin slides around.

That's usually how I roll 'cause that's how I discovered fapping.

Plus it's not as messy. Usually I use lube/lotion as a sort of treat, especially if I'm all fucked up. I can dry fap and be done in under 2 minutes, but if I'm gonna go through the effort of lubing up, I go for at least 45 bwahahaha





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Re: The Official Post When You FAP Thread [Re: withoutawire]
    #14138762 - 03/17/11 07:13 PM (12 years, 10 months ago)

Barry White :penis:


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Re: The Official Post When You FAP Thread [Re: masterfluffypants]
    #14138770 - 03/17/11 07:15 PM (12 years, 10 months ago)

Al green is 1000x better.


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Re: The Official Post When You FAP Thread [Re: withoutawire]
    #14139879 - 03/17/11 09:58 PM (12 years, 10 months ago)

haha some guys cant fap dry. this is cause theyre circumsized, so the friction between there hand and head would fucking burn not feel good without lube. Others are uncircumsized, and that can fap and the skin moves over the penis and no lube is needed.


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Re: The Official Post When You FAP Thread [Re: realfuzzhead]
    #14139913 - 03/17/11 10:02 PM (12 years, 10 months ago)

And some have imploded penises and can only fap with their minds!

Poor souls.....

:porn:


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Re: The Official Post When You FAP Thread [Re: masterfluffypants]
    #14140016 - 03/17/11 10:14 PM (12 years, 10 months ago)

I tried, but I can't stop thinking about how god is watching me. :aweman:


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Re: The Official Post When You FAP Thread [Re: lil_demented]
    #14140022 - 03/17/11 10:15 PM (12 years, 10 months ago)

Thats why all the kittens are dead


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Re: The Official Post When You FAP Thread [Re: masterfluffypants]
    #14140035 - 03/17/11 10:17 PM (12 years, 10 months ago)

This is why we cant have nice things.


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Re: The Official Post When You FAP Thread [Re: The_Ghost]
    #14140154 - 03/17/11 10:32 PM (12 years, 10 months ago)

Because theyre always covered in cum?


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Re: The Official Post When You FAP Thread [Re: masterfluffypants]
    #14140229 - 03/17/11 10:42 PM (12 years, 10 months ago)

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Because theyre always covered in cum?





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Re: The Official Post When You FAP Thread [Re: The_Ghost]
    #14140261 - 03/17/11 10:45 PM (12 years, 10 months ago)

She can take out my laundry any day :wink:


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Re: The Official Post When You FAP Thread [Re: masterfluffypants]
    #14140279 - 03/17/11 10:47 PM (12 years, 10 months ago)

Ima eaat some acids in a minute.. :awehigh:


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Re: The Official Post When You FAP Thread [Re: The_Ghost]
    #14140286 - 03/17/11 10:49 PM (12 years, 10 months ago)

WOOHOOO BIRFDAY ACIDS !!! :awecid:

Happy birfday and good vibrations! Im jealous. I want me some LSD


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Re: The Official Post When You FAP Thread [Re: The_Ghost]
    #14140289 - 03/17/11 10:49 PM (12 years, 10 months ago)

hey if all you guys link your hands together

maybe.. just maybe...

it will fit around my dick

and i can get to work


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Re: The Official Post When You FAP Thread [Re: JesusGoneRogue]
    #14141307 - 03/18/11 02:22 AM (12 years, 10 months ago)

now it's bedtime.


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Re: The Official Post When You FAP Thread [Re: masterfluffypants]
    #14142074 - 03/18/11 08:23 AM (12 years, 10 months ago)

Quote:

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And some have imploded penises and can only fap with their minds!

Poor souls.....

:porn:



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Re: The Official Post When You FAP Thread [Re: JesusGoneRogue]
    #14142182 - 03/18/11 08:57 AM (12 years, 10 months ago)

The best part of waking up is fapping in a cup  :hehehe:


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Re: The Official Post When You FAP Thread [Re: trekie] * 1
    #14142404 - 03/18/11 10:10 AM (12 years, 10 months ago)

Drink it afterwards or..?

I haven't fapped for 4 days. :chillin:


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Re: The Official Post When You FAP Thread [Re: Mad_Larkin]
    #14142696 - 03/18/11 11:14 AM (12 years, 10 months ago)

I do like my tea with a little cream .


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Re: The Official Post When You FAP Thread [Re: trekie]
    #14142708 - 03/18/11 11:17 AM (12 years, 10 months ago)

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The best part of waking up is fapping in a cup  :hehehe:




I fap in a cup then bring said cup to work and put it in a Fruit N' Yogurt Parfait. I'll never tell witch one! :soosh:


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Re: The Official Post When You FAP Thread [Re: trekie]
    #14142712 - 03/18/11 11:17 AM (12 years, 10 months ago)

I can't fap after that 'rate my cock' thread. :sad:


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Re: The Official Post When You FAP Thread [Re: Mad_Larkin]
    #14143912 - 03/18/11 03:45 PM (12 years, 10 months ago)

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Drink it afterwards or..?

I haven't fapped for 4 days. :chillin:



about that time ay. :murray:


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Re: The Official Post When You FAP Thread [Re: JesusGoneRogue]
    #14143934 - 03/18/11 03:51 PM (12 years, 10 months ago)

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Quote:

Mad_Larkin said:
Drink it afterwards or..?

I haven't fapped for 4 days. :chillin:



about that time ay. :murray:



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Re: The Official Post When You FAP Thread [Re: The_Ghost]
    #14143960 - 03/18/11 03:56 PM (12 years, 10 months ago)

I knew you cared!:hug:


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Re: The Official Post When You FAP Thread [Re: JesusGoneRogue]
    #14143961 - 03/18/11 03:57 PM (12 years, 10 months ago)

I fapped.


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Re: The Official Post When You FAP Thread [Re: Doc_T]
    #14143967 - 03/18/11 03:58 PM (12 years, 10 months ago)

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I fapped.



This thread can never die. It is eternal.


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Re: The Official Post When You FAP Thread [Re: Doc_T]
    #14143982 - 03/18/11 04:02 PM (12 years, 10 months ago)

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I fapped.



we're gonna have ta see some proof. :agentgtfo:


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Re: The Official Post When You FAP Thread [Re: JesusGoneRogue]
    #14144210 - 03/18/11 04:44 PM (12 years, 10 months ago)

i did not fap.


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Re: The Official Post When You FAP Thread [Re: realfuzzhead]
    #14144250 - 03/18/11 04:51 PM (12 years, 10 months ago)

I just got done fapping on chat roulette.
Its fun to make people look at my junk. :super:


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Re: The Official Post When You FAP Thread [Re: realfuzzhead]
    #14144255 - 03/18/11 04:52 PM (12 years, 10 months ago)

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haha some guys cant fap dry. this is cause theyre circumsized, so the friction between there hand and head would fucking burn not feel good without lube. Others are uncircumsized, and that can fap and the skin moves over the penis and no lube is needed.




I've probably saved about $250 dollars on lotion because of this. Thanks mom and dad for not mutilating my cawk.

P.S. I fapped.


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Re: The Official Post When You FAP Thread [Re: lil_demented]
    #14144261 - 03/18/11 04:52 PM (12 years, 10 months ago)

I crapped. :bucktoothfattygangsta:


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Re: The Official Post When You FAP Thread [Re: realfuzzhead]
    #14144266 - 03/18/11 04:53 PM (12 years, 10 months ago)

Oh hey guys... did you just get done fapping?

Here's a picture of my girlfriend.



Commence re-fapping.


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Re: The Official Post When You FAP Thread [Re: lil_demented]
    #14144271 - 03/18/11 04:54 PM (12 years, 10 months ago)

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I just got done fapping on chat roulette.
Its fun to make people look at my junk. :super:



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Re: The Official Post When You FAP Thread [Re: pfxtc]
    #14144273 - 03/18/11 04:55 PM (12 years, 10 months ago)

Quote:

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hey if all you guys link your hands together

maybe.. just maybe...

it will fit around my dick

and i can get to work





I <3 handjobs.


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    #14144279 - 03/18/11 04:56 PM (12 years, 10 months ago)

This thread would be a lot better if we were all chicks.:stoned:


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    #14144284 - 03/18/11 04:56 PM (12 years, 10 months ago)

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Oh hey guys... did you just get done fapping?

Here's a picture of my girlfriend.



Commence re-fapping.





One boob's bigger than the other. :chillin:


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Re: The Official Post When You FAP Thread [Re: ROFL_my_ WAFFLE]
    #14144287 - 03/18/11 04:57 PM (12 years, 10 months ago)

And one testicle is bigger than other and your face is not symmetrical. What's your point?


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    #14144288 - 03/18/11 04:57 PM (12 years, 10 months ago)

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Oh hey guys... did you just get done fapping?

Here's a picture of my girlfriend.



Commence re-fapping.





One boob's bigger than the other. :chillin:




One of my nut(s) is bigger than the other.. What's it to you?

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Re: The Official Post When You FAP Thread [Re: NewWavePeace]
    #14144294 - 03/18/11 04:58 PM (12 years, 10 months ago)

Plus she is leaning her left so of course it's going to hang different.


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Re: The Official Post When You FAP Thread [Re: NewWavePeace]
    #14144296 - 03/18/11 04:59 PM (12 years, 10 months ago)

Maybe I like it. Did that ever occur to you?  :whacker:


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Re: The Official Post When You FAP Thread [Re: withoutawire]
    #14144299 - 03/18/11 05:00 PM (12 years, 10 months ago)

one boob might be bigger than the other but shes also rasiing her arm on the smaller side so thatll make it lok smaller


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Re: The Official Post When You FAP Thread [Re: thoughts]
    #14144305 - 03/18/11 05:00 PM (12 years, 10 months ago)

Also post link to what you fapped to?


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Re: The Official Post When You FAP Thread [Re: realfuzzhead]
    #14144311 - 03/18/11 05:01 PM (12 years, 10 months ago)

That's twice in a row I beat both of you to the punch.

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Re: The Official Post When You FAP Thread [Re: withoutawire]
    #14144323 - 03/18/11 05:07 PM (12 years, 10 months ago)

Every girl has one boob bigger than the other.

You guys don't see a lot of boobs, do you?


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Re: The Official Post When You FAP Thread [Re: JesusGoneRogue]
    #14144339 - 03/18/11 05:09 PM (12 years, 10 months ago)

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Doc_T said:
I fapped.



we're gonna have ta see some proof. :agentgtfo:






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Re: The Official Post When You FAP Thread [Re: Doc_T]
    #14144352 - 03/18/11 05:11 PM (12 years, 10 months ago)

Quote:

Doc_T said:
Every girl has one boob bigger than the other.

You guys don't see a lot of boobs, do you?




I post this picture of my mom as an example.


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Re: The Official Post When You FAP Thread [Re: lil_demented]
    #14144355 - 03/18/11 05:12 PM (12 years, 10 months ago)

LOL rose tattoo on hip.

You should have got it on your lower back.


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Re: The Official Post When You FAP Thread [Re: withoutawire]
    #14144395 - 03/18/11 05:21 PM (12 years, 10 months ago)

It's a rainforest frog. Eco-chicks dig it. :snub:


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Re: The Official Post When You FAP Thread [Re: lil_demented]
    #14144410 - 03/18/11 05:23 PM (12 years, 10 months ago)

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lil_demented said: I post this picture of my mom as an example.




This is an idea for an epic thread- post your mom's boobs. For the next guy to enjoy. :yesnod:


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Re: The Official Post When You FAP Thread [Re: Doc_T]
    #14145606 - 03/18/11 09:13 PM (12 years, 10 months ago)

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It's a rainforest frog. Eco-chicks dig it. :snub:



that is a fucking frog


i had to look at it a couple times :Awesketch:


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Re: The Official Post When You FAP Thread [Re: Salomon]
    #14145622 - 03/18/11 09:14 PM (12 years, 10 months ago)

I did it. Again. :sad: forever alone...


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Re: The Official Post When You FAP Thread [Re: lil_demented]
    #14145626 - 03/18/11 09:15 PM (12 years, 10 months ago)

What if someone faps me? Can I post in this thread?

Oh well.. too late.


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    #14145638 - 03/18/11 09:17 PM (12 years, 10 months ago)

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What if someone faps me? Can I post in this thread?

Oh well.. too late.




NO! This thread is for personal hand to man action only.


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    #14146343 - 03/18/11 11:22 PM (12 years, 10 months ago)

Quote:

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Quote:

NewWavePeace said:
What if someone faps me? Can I post in this thread?

Oh well.. too late.




NO! This thread is for personal hand to man action only.




Or hand to woman action.


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Re: The Official Post When You FAP Thread [Re: Aser]
    #14146835 - 03/19/11 01:55 AM (12 years, 10 months ago)

:urinate:


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Re: The Official Post When You FAP Thread [Re: Aser]
    #14146853 - 03/19/11 02:00 AM (12 years, 10 months ago)



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Re: The Official Post When You FAP Thread [Re: Luger0815]
    #14146868 - 03/19/11 02:02 AM (12 years, 10 months ago)

I just finished pullin my pud. Remember that one dude who would cum into grocery bags and throw them into a corner till there was a massive pile and then throw them out?

:lolsy:


Sick fuck.


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Re: The Official Post When You FAP Thread [Re: Bodhi of Ankou]
    #14146879 - 03/19/11 02:05 AM (12 years, 10 months ago)

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I just finished pullin my pud. Remember that one dude who would cum into grocery bags and throw them into a corner till there was a massive pile and then throw them out?

:lolsy:


Sick fuck.





no i dont. can you link me to the thread? :lol:


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Re: The Official Post When You FAP Thread [Re: Samuel L Jackson]
    #14146911 - 03/19/11 02:14 AM (12 years, 10 months ago)

Here

http://www.shroomery.org/forums/showflat.php/Number/11901074#11901074

His name was CandidGuy, havent seen him around in a while he also lived in a trash heap had 3 fleshlights and pissed in a bottle


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    #14146939 - 03/19/11 02:21 AM (12 years, 10 months ago)

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Here

http://www.shroomery.org/forums/showflat.php/Number/11901074#11901074

His name was CandidGuy, havent seen him around in a while he also lived in a trash heap had 3 fleshlights and pissed in a bottle




OH MY GOD


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Re: The Official Post When You FAP Thread [Re: Samuel L Jackson]
    #14146950 - 03/19/11 02:23 AM (12 years, 10 months ago)

LMFAO!


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    #14146957 - 03/19/11 02:27 AM (12 years, 10 months ago)

:lmafo:

How the fuck anyone could live like that is beyond me, man juice has a odour to it his place musta stunk like my dick when I havent washed in a week.


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Re: The Official Post When You FAP Thread [Re: Bodhi of Ankou]
    #14146960 - 03/19/11 02:28 AM (12 years, 10 months ago)

i gotta give him props though. he managed to fit a kitchen, living room, bathroom, and a bedroom into ONE FUCKING ROOM.


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Re: The Official Post When You FAP Thread [Re: Samuel L Jackson]
    #14146996 - 03/19/11 02:45 AM (12 years, 10 months ago)

Youve ruined my fucking life... I cannot ever unsee those living conditions...  :bouncey:


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Re: The Official Post When You FAP Thread [Re: Azure Essence]
    #14150660 - 03/19/11 08:56 PM (12 years, 10 months ago)

FAPS all around!


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Re: The Official Post When You FAP Thread [Re: JesusGoneRogue]
    #14150701 - 03/19/11 09:04 PM (12 years, 10 months ago)

soooo much enlightenment around here. oh look i just made

an orgone conclusion :lol:


well actually, no i didn't, i didn't make a conclusion based on life force or whatever :shrug:




anyway, let's just say i've fapped before, and will fap again, but don't know if i feel i should report in every time i do


how about the ladies, want to give up some schlicking info? if you admit you have been schlicking, i'll admit to my fapping :grin:


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Re: The Official Post When You FAP Thread [Re: imachavel]
    #14150822 - 03/19/11 09:25 PM (12 years, 10 months ago)

:mustnotfap:


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    #14150834 - 03/19/11 09:28 PM (12 years, 10 months ago)

ahaha wtf how can someone live like that:confused: better than homeless i guess


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Re: The Official Post When You FAP Thread [Re: realfuzzhead]
    #14165195 - 03/22/11 03:13 PM (12 years, 10 months ago)

Getting laid tonight dont want to finish to quickly

:smilingpuppy:


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Re: The Official Post When You FAP Thread [Re: trekie]
    #14165492 - 03/22/11 04:13 PM (12 years, 10 months ago)

niiice! :highfive:


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Re: The Official Post When You FAP Thread [Re: JesusGoneRogue]
    #14175769 - 03/24/11 01:14 PM (12 years, 10 months ago)

:awehigh:

After seeing the black girl thread, I decided to look at some black porn and couldn't resist.


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Re: The Official Post When You FAP Thread [Re: ROFL_my_ WAFFLE]
    #14175815 - 03/24/11 01:23 PM (12 years, 10 months ago)

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:awehigh:

After seeing the black girl thread, I decided to look at some black porn and couldn't resist.




No shit! You too!


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    #14177205 - 03/24/11 05:08 PM (12 years, 10 months ago)

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After seeing the black girl thread, I decided to look at some black porn and couldn't resist.



how was it rofl?


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Re: The Official Post When You FAP Thread [Re: JesusGoneRogue]
    #14178047 - 03/24/11 07:31 PM (12 years, 10 months ago)

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Quote:

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:awehigh:

After seeing the black girl thread, I decided to look at some black porn and couldn't resist.



how was it rofl?





It was good. Watching two black chicks make out is :awetongue:


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