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lil_demented
Loner will lone

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I tried, but I can't stop thinking about how god is watching me.
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masterfluffypants
The Psilocybin Psychospawn



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Re: The Official Post When You FAP Thread [Re: lil_demented]
#14140022 - 03/17/11 10:15 PM (12 years, 10 months ago) |
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Thats why all the kittens are dead
-------------------- "You ever have that feeling where you're not sure if you're awake or still dreaming?" "Mmm...All the time. It's called mescaline, it's the only way to fly."
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The_Ghost
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This is why we cant have nice things.
-------------------- / / / / / / / LISTEN TO MY MUSIC: E X E D / / / / / / / The universe gives no fucks. And takes no fucks. May His Circuits Ever Function
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masterfluffypants
The Psilocybin Psychospawn



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Re: The Official Post When You FAP Thread [Re: The_Ghost]
#14140154 - 03/17/11 10:32 PM (12 years, 10 months ago) |
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Because theyre always covered in cum?
-------------------- "You ever have that feeling where you're not sure if you're awake or still dreaming?" "Mmm...All the time. It's called mescaline, it's the only way to fly."
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The_Ghost
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Quote:
masterfluffypants said: Because theyre always covered in cum?
-------------------- / / / / / / / LISTEN TO MY MUSIC: E X E D / / / / / / / The universe gives no fucks. And takes no fucks. May His Circuits Ever Function
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masterfluffypants
The Psilocybin Psychospawn



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Re: The Official Post When You FAP Thread [Re: The_Ghost]
#14140261 - 03/17/11 10:45 PM (12 years, 10 months ago) |
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She can take out my laundry any day
-------------------- "You ever have that feeling where you're not sure if you're awake or still dreaming?" "Mmm...All the time. It's called mescaline, it's the only way to fly."
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The_Ghost
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Ima eaat some acids in a minute..
-------------------- / / / / / / / LISTEN TO MY MUSIC: E X E D / / / / / / / The universe gives no fucks. And takes no fucks. May His Circuits Ever Function
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masterfluffypants
The Psilocybin Psychospawn



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Re: The Official Post When You FAP Thread [Re: The_Ghost]
#14140286 - 03/17/11 10:49 PM (12 years, 10 months ago) |
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WOOHOOO BIRFDAY ACIDS !!! 
Happy birfday and good vibrations! Im jealous. I want me some LSD
-------------------- "You ever have that feeling where you're not sure if you're awake or still dreaming?" "Mmm...All the time. It's called mescaline, it's the only way to fly."
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pfxtc
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Re: The Official Post When You FAP Thread [Re: The_Ghost]
#14140289 - 03/17/11 10:49 PM (12 years, 10 months ago) |
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hey if all you guys link your hands together
maybe.. just maybe...
it will fit around my dick
and i can get to work
-------------------- koods said: Young male going by the name "Bassfreak" entered Worcester General complaining of a sharp pain in his buttock region after attending EDM event. Attending physician considered a possible diagnosis of acute rave anus, but upon further investigation it was determined there was nothing cute about patient's anus. Life-long trip report
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akira_akuma
Φύσις κρύπτεσθαι ὕψιστος φιλεῖ


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Re: The Official Post When You FAP Thread [Re: JesusGoneRogue]
#14141307 - 03/18/11 02:22 AM (12 years, 10 months ago) |
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now it's bedtime.
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JesusGoneRogue


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Quote:
masterfluffypants said: And some have imploded penises and can only fap with their minds!
Poor souls.....

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trekie
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Re: The Official Post When You FAP Thread [Re: JesusGoneRogue]
#14142182 - 03/18/11 08:57 AM (12 years, 10 months ago) |
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The best part of waking up is fapping in a cup
-------------------- I must not fear. Fear is the mind-killer. Fear is the little-death that brings total obliteration. I will face my fear. I will permit it to pass over me and through me. And when it has gone past I will turn the inner eye to see its path. Where the fear has gone there will be nothing. Only I will remain.
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Mad_Larkin

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Re: The Official Post When You FAP Thread [Re: trekie] 1
#14142404 - 03/18/11 10:10 AM (12 years, 10 months ago) |
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Drink it afterwards or..?
I haven't fapped for 4 days.
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trekie
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Re: The Official Post When You FAP Thread [Re: Mad_Larkin]
#14142696 - 03/18/11 11:14 AM (12 years, 10 months ago) |
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I do like my tea with a little cream .
-------------------- I must not fear. Fear is the mind-killer. Fear is the little-death that brings total obliteration. I will face my fear. I will permit it to pass over me and through me. And when it has gone past I will turn the inner eye to see its path. Where the fear has gone there will be nothing. Only I will remain.
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lil_demented
Loner will lone

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Re: The Official Post When You FAP Thread [Re: trekie]
#14142708 - 03/18/11 11:17 AM (12 years, 10 months ago) |
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Quote:
trekie said: The best part of waking up is fapping in a cup 
I fap in a cup then bring said cup to work and put it in a Fruit N' Yogurt Parfait. I'll never tell witch one! :soosh:
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ROFL_my_ WAFFLE


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Re: The Official Post When You FAP Thread [Re: trekie]
#14142712 - 03/18/11 11:17 AM (12 years, 10 months ago) |
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I can't fap after that 'rate my cock' thread.
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JesusGoneRogue


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Re: The Official Post When You FAP Thread [Re: Mad_Larkin]
#14143912 - 03/18/11 03:45 PM (12 years, 10 months ago) |
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Quote:
Mad_Larkin said: Drink it afterwards or..?
I haven't fapped for 4 days. 
about that time ay.
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The_Ghost
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Re: The Official Post When You FAP Thread [Re: JesusGoneRogue]
#14143934 - 03/18/11 03:51 PM (12 years, 10 months ago) |
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Quote:
JesusGoneRogue said:
Quote:
Mad_Larkin said: Drink it afterwards or..?
I haven't fapped for 4 days. 
about that time ay. 
-------------------- / / / / / / / LISTEN TO MY MUSIC: E X E D / / / / / / / The universe gives no fucks. And takes no fucks. May His Circuits Ever Function
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JesusGoneRogue


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Re: The Official Post When You FAP Thread [Re: The_Ghost]
#14143960 - 03/18/11 03:56 PM (12 years, 10 months ago) |
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I knew you cared!
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Doc_T
Random Dude




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Re: The Official Post When You FAP Thread [Re: JesusGoneRogue]
#14143961 - 03/18/11 03:57 PM (12 years, 10 months ago) |
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I fapped.
-------------------- You make it all possible. Doesn't it feel good?
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