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ohhhhh yA [Re: ifoundwaldo]
    #14134721 - 03/17/11 12:49 AM (12 years, 10 months ago)

done and done and i mean done :wink:


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Re: The Official Post When You FAP Thread [Re: P-O]
    #14134808 - 03/17/11 01:11 AM (12 years, 10 months ago)

@ RP hahahahaha :ahahaha::curbyourenthusiasm:

the shroomery is a hivemind man. eventually shroomery will cover a vast % of the amount of knowable knowledge in the univerise.

and btw, Im like LA right now and im hearing so insane ass noices is the air. Like insane ass rumbling in a low frequency coming from all over. Its not the normal freeway noise, Idk if im just picking up on the mass paranoia but something crazy is happeneing man


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Re: The Official Post When You FAP Thread [Re: realfuzzhead]
    #14134816 - 03/17/11 01:13 AM (12 years, 10 months ago)

Quote:

realfuzzhead said:
@ RP hahahahaha :ahahaha::curbyourenthusiasm:

the shroomery is a hivemind man. eventually shroomery will cover a vast % of the amount of knowable knowledge in the univerise.

and btw, Im like LA right now and im hearing so insane ass noices is the air. Like insane ass rumbling in a low frequency coming from all over. Its not the normal freeway noise, Idk if im just picking up on the mass paranoia but something crazy is happeneing man



Like a warehouse party? :awehigh:


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Re: The Official Post When You FAP Thread [Re: The_Ghost]
    #14134981 - 03/17/11 02:06 AM (12 years, 10 months ago)

Just fapped like a fiend. I feel like 10 pounds of pudding was liposucked out my dick


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Re: The Official Post When You FAP Thread [Re: Azure Essence]
    #14134991 - 03/17/11 02:12 AM (12 years, 10 months ago)

:whacker:
:ass2mouth:
:humpme:
:eatadick:


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Re: The Official Post When You FAP Thread [Re: Azure Essence]
    #14135714 - 03/17/11 08:32 AM (12 years, 10 months ago)

Quote:

Azure Essence said:
Just fapped like a fiend. I feel like 10 pounds of pudding was liposucked out my dick



:ilold: morning fap anyone? :naughty:


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Re: The Official Post When You FAP Thread [Re: JesusGoneRogue]
    #14136088 - 03/17/11 10:37 AM (12 years, 10 months ago)

yup :highfive:

if i dont morning fap, and then i have to go to college all day. damn .. well lets just say im very distracted throughout the day


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Re: The Official Post When You FAP Thread [Re: realfuzzhead]
    #14136103 - 03/17/11 10:39 AM (12 years, 10 months ago)

just fapped to some hentai :nonono:


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Re: The Official Post When You FAP Thread [Re: Muufokfok]
    #14137590 - 03/17/11 04:20 PM (12 years, 10 months ago)

Fap fap fap fap fap.

Is yo' dick sore yet?

By the way, does anyone else fap dry (no lube/lotion) a lot?


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Re: The Official Post When You FAP Thread [Re: Synesthetic]
    #14137619 - 03/17/11 04:25 PM (12 years, 10 months ago)

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Fap fap fap fap fap.

Is yo' dick sore yet?

By the way, does anyone else fap dry (no lube/lotion) a lot?



i do. i like it that way:strokebeard2:


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Re: The Official Post When You FAP Thread [Re: Synesthetic]
    #14137621 - 03/17/11 04:26 PM (12 years, 10 months ago)

pretty much every time :shrug:


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Re: The Official Post When You FAP Thread [Re: Natorade]
    #14137668 - 03/17/11 04:34 PM (12 years, 10 months ago)

wtf seriously?! i cannot for the life of me, fap dry.


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Re: The Official Post When You FAP Thread [Re: JesusGoneRogue]
    #14137681 - 03/17/11 04:38 PM (12 years, 10 months ago)

don't see whats so difficult:strokebeard:


and also


:shoosh:


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Re: The Official Post When You FAP Thread [Re: Salomon]
    #14137853 - 03/17/11 04:59 PM (12 years, 10 months ago)

The difference is you grip your cack like a man so the skin slides around.

That's usually how I roll 'cause that's how I discovered fapping.

Plus it's not as messy. Usually I use lube/lotion as a sort of treat, especially if I'm all fucked up. I can dry fap and be done in under 2 minutes, but if I'm gonna go through the effort of lubing up, I go for at least 45 bwahahaha


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Re: The Official Post When You FAP Thread [Re: Synesthetic]
    #14138679 - 03/17/11 07:00 PM (12 years, 10 months ago)

THIS THREAD IS FULL OF :lol::lol::lol::lol::lol:'s


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"Mmm...All the time. It's called mescaline, it's the only way to fly."

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Re: The Official Post When You FAP Thread [Re: Synesthetic]
    #14138695 - 03/17/11 07:01 PM (12 years, 10 months ago)

Quote:

Synesthetic said:
The difference is you grip your cack like a man so the skin slides around.

That's usually how I roll 'cause that's how I discovered fapping.

Plus it's not as messy. Usually I use lube/lotion as a sort of treat, especially if I'm all fucked up. I can dry fap and be done in under 2 minutes, but if I'm gonna go through the effort of lubing up, I go for at least 45 bwahahaha





Do you light candles and put on soft music?


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Re: The Official Post When You FAP Thread [Re: withoutawire]
    #14138762 - 03/17/11 07:13 PM (12 years, 10 months ago)

Barry White :penis:


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Re: The Official Post When You FAP Thread [Re: masterfluffypants]
    #14138770 - 03/17/11 07:15 PM (12 years, 10 months ago)

Al green is 1000x better.


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Re: The Official Post When You FAP Thread [Re: withoutawire]
    #14139879 - 03/17/11 09:58 PM (12 years, 10 months ago)

haha some guys cant fap dry. this is cause theyre circumsized, so the friction between there hand and head would fucking burn not feel good without lube. Others are uncircumsized, and that can fap and the skin moves over the penis and no lube is needed.


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Re: The Official Post When You FAP Thread [Re: realfuzzhead]
    #14139913 - 03/17/11 10:02 PM (12 years, 10 months ago)

And some have imploded penises and can only fap with their minds!

Poor souls.....

:porn:


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