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No Lighter Blues
#14130670 - 03/16/11 12:54 PM (12 years, 11 months ago) |
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I just constructed a lighter out of 3 broken lighters and it works 
Time to smoke 
One time, I hiked over 10 miles with a half of weed and forgot a lighter 
But then I found someone who had a lighter and wanted to smoke with me 
It's the no lighter blues!
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Re: No Lighter Blues [Re: gzuf]
#14130682 - 03/16/11 12:56 PM (12 years, 11 months ago) |
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That's why I always have a magnifying glass in my backpack. Solar hits are fun and economical.
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Re: No Lighter Blues [Re: Aser]
#14130708 - 03/16/11 01:01 PM (12 years, 11 months ago) |
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Aser said: That's why I always have a magnifying glass in my backpack. Solar hits are fun and economical.
I have a magnifying glass in my hiking backpack right now... Just in case, yaknow?
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Re: No Lighter Blues [Re: gzuf]
#14130726 - 03/16/11 01:03 PM (12 years, 11 months ago) |
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Get a lighter leash. It's like insurance for your lighter.
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Re: No Lighter Blues [Re: Moronicus]
#14130739 - 03/16/11 01:05 PM (12 years, 11 months ago) |
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But if you forget the lighter, you probably would have forgotten the leash as well?
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Re: No Lighter Blues [Re: Moronicus]
#14130744 - 03/16/11 01:06 PM (12 years, 11 months ago) |
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Haha this thread made me smile today for the first time! Result.
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Re: No Lighter Blues [Re: Aser]
#14130756 - 03/16/11 01:07 PM (12 years, 11 months ago) |
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My last GF was a lighter thief from hell. And not even a good one. She always stole my lighter and lost it within hours of taking it.
I would buy a pack of lighters and have to hide the pack or she'd get one out every few hours. Never understood WTF she was doing with them!?
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Someone on here... I don't remember who, but their friends all had a game where if you don't ask for your lighter back the other person can keep it. This motherfucker had a clear plastic bin with probably a few hundred lighters in a picture he posted.
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lil_demented said: My last GF was a lighter thief from hell. And not even a good one. She always stole my lighter and lost it within hours of taking it.
I would buy a pack of lighters and have to hide the pack or she'd get one out every few hours. Never understood WTF she was doing with them!?
How do you know she REALLY lost them???
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Re: No Lighter Blues [Re: gzuf]
#14130786 - 03/16/11 01:11 PM (12 years, 11 months ago) |
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I hate lighter thieves. One time I was having a party at my place way out in the middle of the woods. Everyone got their lighter jacked and nobody had left.
Still around 10 lighters "mysteriously" disappeared that night.
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Re: No Lighter Blues [Re: Aser]
#14130793 - 03/16/11 01:11 PM (12 years, 11 months ago) |
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Aser said: But if you forget the lighter, you probably would have forgotten the leash as well?
No, you idiot. You wear the leash on your waist. it's a clip on type thingy, kinda like the metal pens have, you can take it off, but I'd advise on keeping it on your fuckin' waist. I have 3 lighters due to the leash, got 2 pocketed so I got annoyed and bought one.
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lil_demented said: My last GF was a lighter thief from hell. And not even a good one. She always stole my lighter and lost it within hours of taking it.
I would buy a pack of lighters and have to hide the pack or she'd get one out every few hours. Never understood WTF she was doing with them!?
she was smokin crack brah.
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Re: No Lighter Blues [Re: Charliem]
#14130824 - 03/16/11 01:14 PM (12 years, 11 months ago) |
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Charliem said:
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lil_demented said: My last GF was a lighter thief from hell. And not even a good one. She always stole my lighter and lost it within hours of taking it.
I would buy a pack of lighters and have to hide the pack or she'd get one out every few hours. Never understood WTF she was doing with them!?
How do you know she REALLY lost them??? 
Your right, they probably died because of some crack.
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Re: No Lighter Blues [Re: Aser]
#14130832 - 03/16/11 01:15 PM (12 years, 11 months ago) |
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Aser said: I hate lighter thieves. One time I was having a party at my place way out in the middle of the woods. Everyone got their lighter jacked and nobody had left.
Still around 10 lighters "mysteriously" disappeared that night.
People who go out of their way to steal lighters deserve a special place in what I'd imagine hell to be. Right next to Rosie O'Donnell and Madonna.
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Re: No Lighter Blues [Re: Moronicus]
#14130846 - 03/16/11 01:18 PM (12 years, 11 months ago) |
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Aser said: But if you forget the lighter, you probably would have forgotten the leash as well?
No, you idiot. You wear the leash on your waist. it's a clip on type thingy, kinda like the metal pens have, you can take it off, but I'd advise on keeping it on your fuckin' waist. I have 3 lighters due to the leash, got 2 pocketed so I got annoyed and bought one. 
I get that, but assume that you are going out for your hike....
You get up, put on your shirt and pants out of your dresser, grab the weed and go. It's possible you forgot to clip the magigger to your pants in the morning.
I can see how it would be effective if it was pants reuse day, but otherwise...
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Re: No Lighter Blues [Re: gzuf]
#14130863 - 03/16/11 01:20 PM (12 years, 11 months ago) |
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I didnt think anyone ever did it on purpose.
Lighters are just like leprechauns. You take your eye off em for one second and they fuckin disappear
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Re: No Lighter Blues [Re: Aser]
#14131314 - 03/16/11 02:17 PM (12 years, 11 months ago) |
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Aser said:
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Moronicus said:
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Aser said: But if you forget the lighter, you probably would have forgotten the leash as well?
No, you idiot. You wear the leash on your waist. it's a clip on type thingy, kinda like the metal pens have, you can take it off, but I'd advise on keeping it on your fuckin' waist. I have 3 lighters due to the leash, got 2 pocketed so I got annoyed and bought one. 
I get that, but assume that you are going out for your hike....
You get up, put on your shirt and pants out of your dresser, grab the weed and go. It's possible you forgot to clip the magigger to your pants in the morning.
I can see how it would be effective if it was pants reuse day, but otherwise...
That's why you take the clip off and hang it on the door knob or some shit. C'mon man..
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Re: No Lighter Blues [Re: Moronicus]
#14131326 - 03/16/11 02:18 PM (12 years, 11 months ago) |
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Moronicus said:
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Aser said:
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Moronicus said:
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Aser said: But if you forget the lighter, you probably would have forgotten the leash as well?
No, you idiot. You wear the leash on your waist. it's a clip on type thingy, kinda like the metal pens have, you can take it off, but I'd advise on keeping it on your fuckin' waist. I have 3 lighters due to the leash, got 2 pocketed so I got annoyed and bought one. 
I get that, but assume that you are going out for your hike....
You get up, put on your shirt and pants out of your dresser, grab the weed and go. It's possible you forgot to clip the magigger to your pants in the morning.
I can see how it would be effective if it was pants reuse day, but otherwise...
That's why you take the clip off and hang it on the door knob or some shit. C'mon man..
Touche.
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Re: No Lighter Blues [Re: Aser]
#14131335 - 03/16/11 02:20 PM (12 years, 11 months ago) |
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that'd make a good song... i got the no lighter blues...
you should send that in to like... cee lo, or something.
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