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Re: Random craigslist lady wants me to take her 5 year old daughter.. [Re: I_was_the_walrus]
#14131080 - 03/16/11 01:44 PM (12 years, 11 months ago) |
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Look, its very kind of you to suggest these solutions, but I have already come up with the perfect solution in my mind. I can't come get my daughter because I am on house arrest, so I really need you to bring her to me. I am very attractive and you will be rewarded for your efforts
This lady is nuts. I told her to send some pics...
I hope this is real
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Re: Random craigslist lady wants me to take her 5 year old daughter.. [Re: I_was_the_walrus]
#14131093 - 03/16/11 01:47 PM (12 years, 11 months ago) |
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This lady is nuts. I told her to send some pics...
So now you are asking for pics of a 5 year old?
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Re: Random craigslist lady wants me to take her 5 year old daughter.. [Re: gzuf] 1
#14131101 - 03/16/11 01:47 PM (12 years, 11 months ago) |
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If you agree she'll probably mail you a blueprint of a foster home and a ninja costume with instructions for extracting the child from her "captors"
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Re: Random craigslist lady wants me to take her 5 year old daughter.. [Re: 4runner]
#14131138 - 03/16/11 01:52 PM (12 years, 11 months ago) |
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It's probably this guy...http://www.dontevenreply.com/ Some are dumb, but there are some LOL's to be had if you read enough
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Re: Random craigslist lady wants me to take her 5 year old daughter.. [Re: gzuf]
#14131140 - 03/16/11 01:52 PM (12 years, 11 months ago) |
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Tell her that you can provide a box big enough.
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Re: Random craigslist lady wants me to take her 5 year old daughter.. [Re: Aser]
#14131156 - 03/16/11 01:53 PM (12 years, 11 months ago) |
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Aser said: Tell her that you can provide a box big enough.
Assure her that you will cut air holes and put a bowl of water in there for her trip though.
Safety first!
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Re: Random craigslist lady wants me to take her 5 year old daughter.. [Re: ifoundwaldo]
#14131170 - 03/16/11 01:55 PM (12 years, 11 months ago) |
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Aser said: Tell her that you can provide a box big enough.
Assure her that you will cut air holes and put a bowl of water in there for her trip though.
Safety first!
No water bowl! Cause then you'll have to stop and let her pee in the bushes every hour.
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Re: Random craigslist lady wants me to take her 5 year old daughter.. [Re: lil_demented]
#14131184 - 03/16/11 01:57 PM (12 years, 11 months ago) |
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Aser said: Tell her that you can provide a box big enough.
Assure her that you will cut air holes and put a bowl of water in there for her trip though.
Safety first!
No water bowl! Cause then you'll have to stop and let her pee in the bushes every hour.
Add a pee bottle...and one of those female pee bottle attachments.
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Re: Random craigslist lady wants me to take her 5 year old daughter.. [Re: lil_demented]
#14131198 - 03/16/11 01:58 PM (12 years, 11 months ago) |
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ifoundwaldo said:
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Aser said: Tell her that you can provide a box big enough.
Assure her that you will cut air holes and put a bowl of water in there for her trip though.
Safety first!
No water bowl! Cause then you'll have to stop and let her pee in the bushes every hour.
Just put a diaper on her.
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Re: Random craigslist lady wants me to take her 5 year old daughter.. [Re: gzuf]
#14131200 - 03/16/11 01:58 PM (12 years, 11 months ago) |
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I hope this is real 
Im hoping the same thing. Too funny. I just cant tell whos trolling who...
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Re: Random craigslist lady wants me to take her 5 year old daughter.. [Re: I_was_the_walrus]
#14131209 - 03/16/11 01:59 PM (12 years, 11 months ago) |
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Or maybe you are trolling us?
Who trolls the trollmen?
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Re: Random craigslist lady wants me to take her 5 year old daughter.. [Re: gzuf]
#14131218 - 03/16/11 02:00 PM (12 years, 11 months ago) |
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gzuf said: Or maybe you are trolling us?
Who trolls the trollmen?
I troll you not
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Re: Random craigslist lady wants me to take her 5 year old daughter.. [Re: ifoundwaldo]
#14131228 - 03/16/11 02:02 PM (12 years, 11 months ago) |
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Aser said: Tell her that you can provide a box big enough.
Assure her that you will cut air holes and put a bowl of water in there for her trip though.
Safety first!
No water bowl! Cause then you'll have to stop and let her pee in the bushes every hour.
Just put a diaper on her.

You could get a large cat carrier. Those have little clips to hold the water and food bowls in place. And the diaper you might only have to change once. If the box says 20 to 30lbs then its not lying, thats all they'll hold.
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Re: Random craigslist lady wants me to take her 5 year old daughter.. [Re: shLong]
#14131242 - 03/16/11 02:04 PM (12 years, 11 months ago) |
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shLong said: It's probably this guy...http://www.dontevenreply.com/ Some are dumb, but there are some LOL's to be had if you read enough
at the first one
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Re: Random craigslist lady wants me to take her 5 year old daughter.. [Re: I_was_the_walrus]
#14131243 - 03/16/11 02:04 PM (12 years, 11 months ago) |
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i cant wait to see if she delivers pictures. say you'll provide the ox but you need to know how big it needs to be.
this lady is crazy, but seriously i would call the police something needs to be done i mean what if she finds someone who will do it =/ poor child imo
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Re: Random craigslist lady wants me to take her 5 year old daughter.. [Re: asm0309]
#14131263 - 03/16/11 02:08 PM (12 years, 11 months ago) |
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i bet she sends CP and a
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Re: Random craigslist lady wants me to take her 5 year old daughter.. [Re: I_was_the_walrus]
#14131310 - 03/16/11 02:16 PM (12 years, 11 months ago) |
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I_was_the_walrus said: I put an add up on rideshare saying Im going from *** to ***, a few states away, and she emails me something like "hey Ive got some things that need to be delivered if youre going it would be awesome". I tell her maybe, depends on what it is, and how much. She replies "Oh that would be awesome. Its my 5 year old daughter. She doesnt talk to strangers though so shell be quiet. She also needs to stop every few hours to pee"
wtf?
This bitch wants to give a complete stranger her 5 year old daughter...
i didnt read any of the replies, but it sounds like a buddy of yours if fucking with you.
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Re: Random craigslist lady wants me to take her 5 year old daughter.. [Re: Dunno]
#14131367 - 03/16/11 02:24 PM (12 years, 11 months ago) |
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Impossible. For one, I didnt tell anybody I was putting up an add, and I dont know anybody that surfs the towns craigslist...Im not from here. Also, when you reply to adds it hides your email. Theres no way to know it was even me. On top of that, theres adds from others looking for the exact ride/route..its a pretty common drive.
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Re: Random craigslist lady wants me to take her 5 year old daughter.. [Re: I_was_the_walrus]
#14131385 - 03/16/11 02:26 PM (12 years, 11 months ago) |
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did she send pics yet
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Re: Random craigslist lady wants me to take her 5 year old daughter.. [Re: Salomon]
#14131401 - 03/16/11 02:28 PM (12 years, 11 months ago) |
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God she better not send cp. I asked for her pics. She says shes attractive, and I will be rewarded...
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